Joel McHale’s pec implants are absolutely massive now

Supersized tits and weave - he’s practically a Kardashian!

That's Joel McHale? The middle is so weird.

Where's the "Quite large tits" troll when we need him?

What happened to his face? I use to think he was really cute. Haven't seen him in awhile. Did he have some bad plastic surgery?

Odd nipple placement.

Store-bought hair.

Store-bought pecs.

That’s next?

His hair is "real". I think he said that he has gotten multiple transplants. Pecs are his too. You can usually tell pec implants and those are not pec implants.

Nonsense, R7. You can see the line of demarcation of where they put in the cutlets. They've started to sag.

Those motherfuckers are NOT real!

Rumor has it he's had a facelift. You can see some telltale sign of pulling by the ear in those shots.

My question is: Why all this work? He's been married to the same woman for decades and isn't competing for superhero roles.

He's never done a full ass shot.

Why? He looks like he's familiar with the squat rack.

Boobies!

Body dysmorphia r10

The face and body are looking quite haggard, yet those tits are bulging out bigger than ever. Why are they the only parts of his body that aren't withering? I vote plastic.

He should leave his face alone. He was quite handsome a few years ago, and now he looks like Barry Manilow.

Why would he do this to himself (the pec implants)?????

I don't know why any male would get muscle implants. The science isn't there yet.

His biceps aren't as developed as his trapezii and so – combined with the narrow shoulders – he looks like a hunchback in certain shots. Quite unflattering.

r7 is delusional, it's widely known he's had a chest plate installed ages ago. That and the hair implants are famously what saved his acting career that was circling the shitter at the time. He was actually starting to look quite grotesque before those procedures as he was ageing horribly, and you can still spot some of that oddness on his face today.

Joel before the bolt-on boobies:

And after.

You can see the triangular line of the implant under the skin. Men's pecs don't naturally develop that way.

But he could STILL sit on my face.

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Emma

Emma Who?

Emma big tits you got there!

He looked great in The Bear, with silver hair and stubble:

I Like him, but he’s so pathetic. First he got that ridiculous toupee, now he’s overdoing it with fillers and implants.

He did look good on The Bear.

Some of you are so ridiculous. You guys are basing your comments on a screen grab from a movie. I've seen him, recently, in person. He looks fine. Plus, you guys bitch when people work on themselves and you bitch when they let themselves go. There is no pleasing some of you.

R3 It’s “Quite big tits”.

Wow. Sitcoms have really changed since I stopped watching network TV.

They likely had him lift weights or do a bunch of pushups 30 minutes before he went before the camera to pump 'em up.

Judging from that underwear shot at #20, this may be required next. You know, so he can finally qualify for A-list romcom roles and the occasional shower flash.

r26 And that's exactly why we need the tits troll: to be consistently unfunny.

Whatever work he's had on his face is a lot more distracting than the implants.

those are some bodacious ta ta's

Shouldn't pectoral muscles resemble the rest of a body?

I mean, not to be considered a bad mannequin design?

He's fucking gross in R9. He looks like the mayhem commercial guy.

You know who is aging beautifully? Brian Unger.

His face looks like a ventriloquist's dummy.

[QUOTE] And that's exactly why we need the tits troll: to be consistently unfunny.

Not true. The “Quite big tits” comment in the old Lauren Pazuzu (“the Cesspool Heiress”) thread was hilarious and on point.

Milkers!

Titacular!

R32 JFK Jr.? I can't believe I still remember that detail going on 25 years later.

Juggage!

Girls, girls!! I know it's fun to gossip around the water cooler, but surely you know that he plays a character in a new film called "Office Race" who's competitive personality pushes him to the brink, and he becomes unhinged. I read a piece on it, he was saying there were a lot of prosthetics involved and visual gags. He would show up on set and everyone would be laughing so hard they had trouble filming some scenes.

I reckon the character starts taking steroids or something, in order to win the stupid race.

Anyway, he may have previously had some work done, I don't know - but anything that looks overtly "off" in recent stills, is off on purpose. It's for the role.

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I will go ahead and "oh dear" myself as well

He used to be very good looking. Wouldn't those implants hurt, when you work out or just move around in general?

how about some biceps implants? His figure seems disproportionate.

Huh, I think he's gotten a lot better looking now. I don't mind it and wouldn't kick him out of bed.

I would still rim him out!

R30 Calling Pats unfunny is sacrilege to the DL.

R25 Kinda frustrating, isn't it?

His procedures are Mickey Rourke adjacent.

Sad.

I love his titties. Shake them in my face Joel!

I tend to think they’re real. It IS possible for a man to build up his pectoral muscles. Now Jesse Metcalfe, on the other hand…

Who wants to motorboat him?

Me!!!

If he turned over too quickly in bed, he could knock your lights out.

[quote] I would still rim him out!

Hell yeah, and tittie fuck him and then cum all over those pumped pecs and tasty nipples

R51 Jesse Metcalfe looks the same to me. He was always thickish. His tits just look meatier as he has gotten older. In the link you sent they have like a 18 version of him vs. a thirty something version. Of course a mans chest is going to get bigger. Now to go from not much to HUGE in your 40s is a different story.