Lets pretend we're cuntservative gays starting threads on Datalounge!

A black person was arrested for something criminal - Let's post his picture!

Joe Biden is old!

’im that we all allowed a bunch of gender studies dork cunts to control lives and attention about what their made-up pronouns were, people will laugh hysterically about this.

Let's all use our vote as commentary on our neighbors, not so the govvernment can be better run or do anything for the people!

LIBTARDS!

Lets link to right wing news sources and repeat Fox news talking points!

NY Post racebait! Yayyyyyyyyyy!

Bwahhh - I can't watch my favorite TV show - fuck Fran Drescher and her nasty strike!

Everything these days is cuntservative or libtard. Sad.

Condi Rice is the very definition of beauty, which is why you should choose her as President!

He is Soros backed…

So what if a political arty is anti-gay. All I care about is my 401K.

The DM article I posted proves that Biden is a robot.

Surely the leopards will never eat MY face!

To gays: You're not brave enough to be in the belly of the beast!

To conservaboots: Accept me! Accept me, please! Here's dinner! Here's donations! Here's clicks, comments, and reactions! Hello? Hello?

If there’s global warming how come Santa don’t wear a Speedo

Gays are sheeple and I love my Mee-maw!

I love licking the boots of fascists. They're sooooo repressed and HOT!

Maybe they'll let me sharpen the blade of the guillotine. They wouldn't use it on me if I did, would they?

I'm your typical DL basement dwelling, gay incel KKKlan Granny. I spend my days fantasizing about sucking Republican/Neo Nazi/Evangelical cock, but my ultimate fantasy is having Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis tag team me.

But always remember, Nazis/Fascists/Evangelicals/Republicans are your friends. It's the drag queens and trannies who are your real enemies.

Let's post this picture whenever we are mocking trans/non binary people!

I'm the Tim Scott troll! He's young and handsome. He will become President, I feel it in my bones!

I just want to be accepted in my deep Red state. I can't beat 'em, let alone grow a pair in open conversations, so I'll just join 'em.

I'm the Nikki Haley troll! She is intelligent and beautiful!

is biden too old?

So many bitter groupthinkers.

I’m staying in my Palm Beach mansion. I love Governor DeSantis. He’s getting rid of “that element”, to keep Florida safe. I hosted a fundraiser for his campaign!

I'm R25, and I like to think I am a free thinker and make my decisions without interference from groupthink.

But my first order of business every morning is to read Breitbart and Storm Front so I can parrot Republican talking points on a gay internet message board.

I’m a Democrat, but…

I’m not a Republican, but…

I'm a gay man and a liberal Democrat, but all of my posts sound like they were written by Ben Shapiro.

R29 nailed it!

There was a very specific type of poster stinking up the Barbie threads and taking particular, repeated offense over the America Ferrara monologue, saying crap like "it sounded like it was written by women's studies majors!" It's really weird to encounter that on a gay website from posters who aren't identifying as anything and assumed to be gay. Maybe they are 't gay of course, and just garden variety conservatives pretending to be liberals. But I know from experience there are gay man like that, very few and far between in real life but quite prevalent on DL somehow.

I GOT MINE*!

R31 I doubt most of those posters were/are gay men. We get all kinds of visitors and paid trolls here.

The flooding and destruction from Hurricane Hillary and Hurricane Idalia was minimal. It was all media hype. I'm starting to think climate change is not happening.

....unless it's a certain unfuckable Muppet who posts here frequently

I've always voted Democrat but the Democrats are war mongers and corporatists! I'm voting for a third party candidate like Cornel West.

IS the T in LGBT dragging us down?

Anyone who thinks the “T” has been dragging us down hasn’t paid attention to the fact that Republicans never liked, and still don’t like, the LGB. They ban Log Cabinettes from CPACs fercrissakes.

MEAGAN MARKLE WOG QUEEN!!!

Ben Shapiro is Hawt!

Being gay doesn't define me identity politics something something.

Tom Cotton is Hawt!

Ron DeSantis is so manly!

Crime is higher than ever in New York! The New York Post said so, and they would never lie!

One trans person did something bad! Therefore all trans people are evil!!!

Gays don't want to get married anyway! They just want to lay around Fire Island all summer in ass-less chaps.

Barisma- bwaahaaahaaa

But Hunter Biden's laptop!!!

Admit it: you gays all want to be women with vaginas like us!

Josh Hawley is hawt!

Why can't Negroes be more like normal Americans?

I don't know why y'all hate the Post so much, it has so much GOSSIP!

Does anyone else want to get fucked by the Proud Boys?

I'm linking to this Entertainment Lawyer blind item that says a woke Hollywood celebrity is secretly a sex trafficker! I'm sure it's 100% true

And Hillary's emails!!!

And Killary and Bill burying murdered children at the DC pizza parlor.

And Killary and Bill killing Vince Foster.

And Bill raping poor little Monica Lewinsky.

Hunter Biden showed his dick in Congress!

My family's conditional love is contingent upon full alignment with their political beliefs, but I'll never admit it.

Those savages (code for you know what word) must be punished severely for wrecking stores and stealing stuff that doesn't belong to them. They must be taught a lesson.

But it's okay for Ivanka and Jerod Kushner to pocket a billion dollars from the Saudis, and it's okay for Trump and his cronies to siphon off trillions in taxpayer money via their usual grifting and con artistry. That's just being a smart businessman. And when I can't convince people, I'll start screaming "FALSE EQUIVALENCY."

Elon Musk is a great businessman who also has a lot of valuable contributions to humanity! He's also kind of a hottie.

Ron DeSantis is so muscular and dreamy!

r41 r46 r52 r57

^Doing that.

Trump Junior is hawt!

r62

Bill Maher is the funniest comedian in the business today. And when he has Andrew Sullivan on as a guest, you know there's going to be some serious discussions going on.

Thank goodness we will safe when the fascist regime takes over!

I've always voted Democrat, but I've come to believe that George W. Bush was a decent president.

Gen Z is evil, the New York Post told me so!

Liberal cities are being over run with homeless drug addicts and shoplifters. Its so bad all of the retailers are abandoning them! Liberal prosecutors refuse to prosecute shoplifters!

I just love former Secretary of State/closeted lesbian and unindicted war criminal Condoleezza Rice, don't you?? No?? How about homophobic Nikki Haley who says Florida's "Don't say Gay" bill doesn't go far enough? No??? What if I started random threads about one or the other every week. No? How about now? Condi? Nikki? Anyone?

DOWNTOWN IS DEAD! IT’S A CATBOX LITTERED WITH NEEDLES!

R71.

Vivek Ramaswamy or Tim Scott will be the next president!!!

Vivek! Hawt!

Why are so many people leaving NYC and LA?

LGB! DROP THE T!

Barack Obama is a big flamer but Tim Scott hasn't found the right girl yet and Condi Rice is still waiting on Mr. Right!

Both parties are corrupt. Both parties are the same. Both parties need reformed. But I'm going to continue to vote Republican.

Condoleeza Rice is a whore who took money from construction and oil companies and pushed Stanford to the right.

R79 no she didn’t. She’s pushing Hoover to the left. Have you heard Hoover became woke?

I’m confused. How come I support gay rights but oppose gender affirming mutilation for autistic kids?

I’m the socially liberal and fiscally conservative gay man. I vote for Republicans because of MY tax breaks.

"I'm your typical DL basement dwelling, gay incel KKKlan Granny. I spend my days fantasizing about sucking Republican/Neo Nazi/Evangelical cock, but my ultimate fantasy is having Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis tag team me."

Gurl you need to ease up on those amateur porn sites you have been viewing.

Murie! finally cracking down on and red-tagging the Spam Mammies who can’t handle opinions outside their echo chamber.

That weird meth-head criminal who claims he had sex with Obama is definitely telling the truth!

Who else thinks Tucker throws a mean fuck?

All I can imagine is his hairpiece falling off.

OP has been red-tagged!

Calling him "Rhonda" is so homophobic! Do better, Gays!

R88 Moorie!’s new mod is MAGA

I have a wonderful life here. An ethnic restaurant just opened up nearby.