Could this Greg

yawn. Did Eddie want his own DL thread?

No OP. This is the much younger Greg:

OP, I’m laughing here.

You write like a caveman.

^ That kid was you, wasn't he?

One of the funniest Curb episodes, still makes me laugh.

The video OP posted captures the essence of every thread Gerg has started. Along with it's now defunct sock puppets Gratsby and LL.

^ Crazy.

I think instead of a sewing machine, Larry would have given him an easy bake oven and a cook book. More appropriate for him.

And prunes. You can have too many prunes!

[quote]Greg02116

We dare not speak its name.

I'm always astonished, and more than a little spooked, by the speed of registered Greg's appearance in any thread mentioning him, however casually.

[quote] I'm always astonished, and more than a little spooked, by the speed of registered Greg's appearance in any thread mentioning him, however casually.

Understandable.

Greg, really. You scare me, although your macaroni salad is to die for (and die from, given the saturated fat content!).

^ It is to die for. I served it at a dinner party, two of my guests dropped dead the next day 😳

Is

Could this Greg

Be a new DL meme? Hmm?

[quote] Greg, really. You scare me, although your macaroni salad is to die for (and die from, given the saturated fat content!).

Awww…you make me blush, R13!

Does it beat Simply Sara's Wanda macaroni salad: Sara's recipe clocks in at 7,420 calories. When you think that anorexia nervosa almost took Sara's life, just like it almost took Tess Holliday's life... But they both survived, managed to squeak by, and have so utterly defeated the disease they now can hardly squeak by the front door.

R17, you must understand that R13 exaggerates.

The fat content in my macaroni salad is negligible.

R14

What is it with this creature? It still seems able to post yet it isn't posting much, compared to the usual suffering it imposes on us with it's spam. Theories? Why the void?

r20 The sites currently in one of the deadest periods I've ever seen it and even Greg can't be bothered anymore? If it wasn't for the Heartstopper threads keeping up viewcounts Muriel would probably have to go back on the game.

I apologize. R20. Sometimes life gets in the way.

I’ve had a lot going on lately, but will make an effort to post more frequently.

I appreciate your interest.

Is there any particular type of spam you would like to see, R20?

[quote] Muriel would probably have to go back on the game

As if I ever LEFT the fucking game.

Nobody, nobody does it better.

You tell ‘em, Muriel.

Love you!

I logged out to check and yup, like Jason Voorhees... I don't need anything from you, R22/R23. I forgot I'd put you on block, so it's just like you don't exist. Naturally, I was confused, because your vainglory typically flows like broken sewer main, with all the pleasantness and use of what comes out. However, you're still here, popping up like black mould, but I can't see you, so that's great.

I'm convinced this Greg creature spends its days opening DL threads and using the find in page function (ctrl+f) to search for any mention of itself and immediately reply.

Greg has NONE of the ballsy panache and charm of Curb boy and Vogue boy.

R27 More likely an auto google-alert - much more efficient.

I'm now convinced he's not actually a real person. He's a troll, made up. No one in real life could be that obnoxious, pig headed, persistent, oblivious. Or if they were, have friends to serve dinner to.

Face it, the idiots in Boston will put up with anything for a free meal.

It must be said that I have plenty of friends.

And they love an invitation.

[quote] Greg has NONE of the ballsy panache and charm of Curb boy and Vogue boy.

Thank goodness.

[quote] Face it, the idiots in Boston will put up with anything for a free meal.

Spoken by someone who likely has never set foot in Boston.

[quote] I'm convinced this Greg creature spends its days opening DL threads and using the find in page function (ctrl+f) to search for any mention of itself and immediately reply.

Sorry, but I am far too busy to do that.

^^ Has enough time on its hands to respond to each and every negative post about itself. And start shit storms on DL with one of its many sock puppets. So obviously not busy enough.

[quote] Has enough time on its hands to respond to each and every negative post about itself. And start shit storms on DL with one of its many sock puppets. So obviously not busy enough.

😘

R36, I beg your pardon, but I’m afraid I have no sock puppets.

Honestly. None.

Busy = sedated? restrained?

[quote] Busy = sedated? restrained?

I wish.

No, busy as in lots of gardening; preparing garden beds for winter; laying a brick walkway and patio (I’ve decided on using antique bricks rather than crushed limestone); making preserves with fruit from my trees and bushes; making apple butter; and washing windows prior to winter.

Along with the regular cleaning, cooking, and entertaining.

And yet it had time to post in a thread in which it was not mentioned at all. And proceeded to bully another poster in that thread.

R41, which thread?

I heard it also posts incessantly on Reddit too. DL and Reddit all day....no life.

Gerg is too boring to be like that fabulous little boy.

It wouldn't last at Reddit. The snowflakes would run it off for its bad manners, if not first for its use of animal fats.

[quote] I heard it also posts incessantly on Reddit too.

Nope.

[quote] And yet it had time to post in a thread in which it was not mentioned at all. And proceeded to bully another poster in that thread.

Wow.

I am really something.

I have to schedule my days very carefully so that I have time for bullying.

Why do you have to give him such a hard time?

That is soooo me lol 😆

R48, he's earned it.

I love both Gregs! The one in Curbed is hysterical and the one on here is talented. I think Greg2016 is more like the Dataloungers of Yore than the current batch of boorish and witless losers who have invaded this space in the past 6 years or so.

It is boring R51. Now, Cackle, Cackle from Half Moon Bay was always fun.

[quote] I think Greg2016 is more like the Dataloungers of Yore than the current batch of boorish and witless losers who have invaded this space in the past 6 years or so.

I think you might be right, R51/Cackle Cackle.

The Datalounge of yore had so many funny, kind, interesting, and cleverly bitchy guys.

Your description of the current DL inhabitants is sadly accurate. Boors without wit or sophistication. Not everyone, of course, but a good many.

Oh well. Things might turn around.

R42

[quote] [R48], he's earned it.

You are a very unkind person.

Sincerely.

R54, what a moron you are.

Did everyone see how I bullied someone on the Related Datalounge Thread that R54 references?

Someone said that Balsamic vinegar tastes like dog drool.

I responded by saying, “We thought you liked the taste of dog drool.”

Wow. What a bully I am.

Compare it to all the things people say to or about me and then spend five minutes reflecting.

[quote] And yet it had time to post in a thread in which it was not mentioned at all. And proceeded to bully another poster in that thread.

Do I need your permission to post on a thread where I’m not mentioned?

Loser!

Of course not R56. Its just a perfect example of the behavior you display on here that pisses people off. You pretend to be benevolent and innocent when you are anything but.

[quote] You pretend to be benevolent and innocent when you are anything but.

[bold] WRONG [/bold]

Oh dear , or is it Oh deer. Oh hell! Oh Bambi the title of the thread should be: Could this BE Greg

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Take a sip of water, OP.