Is Joe Jonas getting ready to come out of the closet?

[quote]Looks like him and Sophie are heading to splitsville….

Oh, dear.

Why would a divorce mean he’s gay OP? I don’t get it.

Wait.. I thought the one with Priyanka Chopra was the gay Jonai.

Are there two gay Jonai? The one with the Game of Thrones chick and the one with Priyanka Chopra are both gay?

r3 The one with Chopra was more of a gaybaiting Jonas who realised horny gays could replace his declining fangirl numbers and had more money than them. Don't think he's done any thirst trapping for awhile though.

I'd cornhole Nick Jonas.

They are talentless and tone deaf. I don't know how they got to be so popular.

It’s Nick and Kevin who are allegedly gay. Joe is straight.

Jonases

Jonai

r7, Ummm yyyeah!

Is OP pulling bullshit out of his ass? Looks like OP needs attention.

Kevin is cute.

When they married, she was coming off of GoT & appeared to have a career in the X-men movies. But it's been a couple of years (what's she done since Dark Pigeon or whatever that was), she's pooped out a couple of kids & now the thrill is gone.

They have kids?

Only Kevin and Nick have been linked with men in blind items. Nothing about Joe and guys.

Yet, Joe pings to me the most.

Joe is straight and I have the photo to prove it.

Whose dick has been up this ass?

she was too young to be married.

Joe, its not too late to give DAT ASS up to the gays

Joe can't get enough of Spencer Neville's sweet ass.

He dated that dyke Swift. He practically already came out.

Nick Jonas Booty fan 4ever.

I guess they're calling in the lawyers...

They’ve always made such an unlikely couple.

My hunch is she was high maintenance and he is older and not on the same emotional level as she.

I also think they’re bi or gay.

[R3], I guess so (if you believe the rumors!). Nick turned the tables on the gay rumors by marrying his Beard?

I'll wait for beautiful Nick, thanks.

Joe's thick dick banged out her pussy and she pushed out 2 crotch droppings. Now she wants to trade up to significantly larger calibre size meat.

If either of them pings it's her.

The Jonas who married Sansa Stark.

My dad doesn’t have a coloncunt like you do.

I was a fan of the similarly gifted Hudson Brothers when I was a child back in the 1970s.

Is he the Taylor Hanson of his brother band?

R33, is he the one who likes fisting and has a prolapsed anus?

r34 I thought those were photoshopped pictures, but maybe.

Is Kevin still married to ski nose?

This has the potential to get nasty; according to NYMag, he's the one who engaged the lawyers & he's 100% caring for the small kids, making it sound as if she's split. The SJWs on NYMAG are all in froth over the mommy shaming, but he must really be fed up with her shit if he's bringing out the nukes in public.

She must have found some better dick. Any idea who she's fucking/working with?

She left him with the two kids? Unusual.

Maybe she got tired of him inviting others in for threesomes.

What is wrong with so many males in show business with the women they choose to be with. Ray Charles could see what a high maintenance broad that gal would be. Are these guys just dumb as a bag of dicks or are they cuntmatized by these dames?

If he didn't have a pre-nup, then he's definitely DUMB.

Talks with the lawyer might be more about the kids and custody.

Some people were commenting that the wife/ex-wife is trans - is that true?

What the fuck, R42? First of all, who are these people and where did you see them commenting?

Secondly, almost all speculation about people being Trans is lying bullshit these days. Those weird anti-Trans freaks go around "wondering" and making shit up all the time.

Sophie Turner is not trans, you retard, nor does any rational person claim otherwise.

His insta post isn't looking like that's true...

They also say this about Mia Swier, wife of DL pariah Darren Criss…

Darren Criss is married to a woman?

I always thought they were an odd couple.

I'm indifferent to him, but I've never like her. She's a horrible actress and completely got lucky with GoT.

R42 Idiots, who probably get other idiots to believe them, because Sophie is taller than Joe and there are men who would kill to have her jawline.

He filed.

[quote] she was too young to be married.

She was 23.

[quote]She was 23.

But looked 30 after she finished GoT.

I’ve heard rumors she has a drug problem that started during the last seasons of GOT to keep her weight down.I assume that’s the gist of the gossip that he’s fed up with her “partying.”

There are idiots on the internet who say that literally every single tall woman alive is trans or a man. It is infuriating.

Does he have BBC?

I dunno…with Mia, I can definitely see it…

R55 sometimes in him but not on him, no.

[quote] Does he have BBC?

I haven’t heard that he’s cut the cord. Perhaps he gets news from their site.

[quote] Sophie Turner is not trans, you retard, nor does any rational person claim otherwise.

r43 Calm down, Joe.

[quote] My hunch is she was high maintenance and he is older and not on the same emotional level as she.

It is all just so unfair. I always wanted to be a dutiful wife and good mother - and a fabulous Queen dripping in finery and privilege. I LOVED Prince Loras of Highgarden, he was so handsome and gallant. I bore him two beautiful heirs. However, for reasons I don't understand, he spent his nights in the bedchambers of "King" Renley Baratheon. I require the comfort of a man's touch so I found it wherever I could. It's not my fault!

What?! Uhh...Joe... Who's Joe? Oh, that f@g?! Oh, gurl, that situation was NEVER going to work.

Happier times with the wives...

I'm sure he will come out of the closet because according to DL every man on the planet is gay but most of them just hide it until they can't go on any longer.

R61, that is more Jonai than I have ever experienced before. I think I'll go get a breath of fresh air.

That one who's married to Priyanka Chopra is beyond gay. I'm unsure about the other two but since I have no interest in fucking them, who cares? The one divorcing Sansa Stark seems excessively greasy.

[quote] I'm sure he will come out of the closet because according to DL every man on the planet is gay but most of them just hide it until they can't go on any longer.

That's right, gurl! And this queen Josephine has reached the end of her rope!

they don't even look compatible. knew it wouldn't last. She too much woman for him. He probably tried to keep her by getting her pregnant but didn't work. she still looked elsewhere for dick.

She was hanging out with Fassy when she was doing those X Men movies.

That's some serious dick.

Joe is supposed to be using as well…there was allegedly a family intervention at one point.

Truth be told, I still can't tell one from another. They're just "the Jonai" and they operate as a single organism of bad music and weirdness.

Aren't these the guys who had "purity rings" and supposedly abstained from sex? (obviously that wasn't true but they pretended, I think)

Joe is allegedly getting together with Kim Petras fairly often. Allegedly.

I think they are all gay. But I am certain that the two people in OPs post have never fucked each other.

Nick has been spotted at several gay bars over the years. And there were blinds about Kevin being forced into that godawful reality show by his ski nosed wife who allegedly threatened to out him unless they did the show and got her family involved. But I don’t think that I’ve ever seen or heard anything about Joe. And I’m all for spilling tea from the closet. But nothing.

This is stark news.

Joe has always seemed the gayest to me but I also don’t pay a lot of attention to the Jonases, so there you go.

Why can't they just be openly gay, if they are in fact gay?

None of the Jonas men are straight. It’s a show biz snow job to keep that money rolling in.

They had a bro band, the three brothers, when they were just kids. It became a cash cow for their family.

They can't be gay because there's a religious element that I never paid enough attention to so I don't fully understand it. I believe they were virgins who wore "purity rings" and supposedly never had sex. Jesus was invoked but I feel sorry for Jesus being dragged into this shit so never mind about that. The parents were religious nutters of some sort and made the kids pretend to be "pure" and virginal.

No homo stuff - the Baby Jebus hates that.

Isn’t their grandfather mixed race?

If there hadn’t been a pandemic this marriage would’ve been much shorter.

[quote] Why can't they just be openly gay, if they are in fact gay?

r74 Their fanbase is adolescent girls. They can't be gay. This is why leading male gay actors always have beards.

I'm not saying the Brothers are gay. I'm just saying they can't be.

But no one has proof about Joe…

"Their fanbase is adolescent girls"

The Jonai fanbase must be pushing middle age by now.

I waited out that marriage long enough.

[quote]Joe has always seemed the gayest to me but I also don’t pay a lot of attention to the Jonases, so there you go.

Same here. I never tried to keep up with the Jonases.

I never cared much for the guy, but after his brief cameo on Righteous Gemstones, I kind of softened towards him since he looked so ridiculous. I don't care about either of them, though I can't help but laugh at the pleas for "respecting our privacy at this difficult time" all while leaking info about what a bad parent/druggie/asshole/cheater the other one is. Similar to the recent messy breakup of Jeremy Allen White & his wife: if you wanted privacy, why are you putting your business on social media?

She's weird looking and sorta not talented. She was in one HBO series that ended a decade ago. He's a washed up B-level boy bander.

Meadow Soprano and JC Chasez are getting divorced. Who gives a fuck?

The rumour is her behaviour became intolerable. I can imagine her being a bit of a prima donna.

Game of Thrones ended 4 years ago, hun. Not a decade.

Slow rollout? Like his brother? By slow, I mean 10 years and counting.

How can 3 out of 3 brothers be gay? Tou ha e a better chance of winning the lottery than for that to happen.

r89 There's a fourth

The best thing I can say about his looks is that he is just plain homely. Those sloping eyes make him look like a fetal alcohol baby. And she looks like a post op tranny.

Joe was an adorable fat bottomed boy in his early days as a teen idol. His partying is catching up with him. That and his tomcatting.

To R89... I knew a family of 12 children (7 boys and 5 girls) in Upper Bucks Co. The sister was at Wharton with me in the early 1980's. 5 out of the 7 brothers turned out to be GAY(not Bi or anything else) I "engaged in sexual relations" with 6 of the 7 brothers and the dad's younger brother (Uncle Hank). All the sisters were str8, along with the 2 brothers who were married (and stayed married). 4 years ago, I went to Jennifer's son's wedding 4 years ago, I have seen so many State Troopers from Pa and NJ. The son Rich married a State Trooper(female) from North Jersey. All the brothers were there with their partners. I was at table with State Troopers. I was in Heaven.

Minor celebrities marrying and divorcing other minor celebrities - why? I think they get married because they think it will help their social lives, and popular image. But four years- no kids( which is a blessing for all of us)- tells me that it wasn't a real marriage. A real relationship would end after four years unless - according to Big Momma from Cat On A Hot Tin Roof- the rocks were there to start. Now I not only see him as lacking in talent but in real life maturity. And his Christian bullshit just failed the test. I don't know of any real Christian marriage- unless fake to start that ended so quickly- Jesus even Jim and Tammy stayed together longer.

It is far too easy to get married and far too easy to get divorced in this country.

They have two children according to Wikipedia’s sources.

I noticed it is "HIS people" that are leaking all these stories about the marriage.

[quote] Their fanbase is adolescent girls"

[quote] The Jonai fanbase must be pushing middle age by now.

r81 Okay, so it looks like now their fanbase is gay men on DL.

Joe lost his virginity to Ashley and believes he has the biggest dick in the family.

r98 "He believes he has the biggest dick"?

He's never seen his brothers' dicks? He's lying. I think he's seen his brothers' dicks up close an personal - or he wouldn't have made such a dumb statement.

He looks bad @ r98. Dark circles and sallow complexion.

He likes the young ones.

I could easily see Spencer being the one who convinced him to ditch the bitch and make the switch.

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R100 you do realize you're concerned about his looks in a 6 year old video that is nothing but clips from even further in the past?

OP- He's a PUSSYHOUND like Ryan Reynolds, Richard Simmons and Taylor Lautner

R56 the more I look at her, the more I see it too! Mia is built like a linebacker. With a strong jawline.

R105 Yeah...he's so far in the closet, he has two kids.

He's not gay, Jim.