Jack Schlossberg Update

This is to honour him!

Look at us!

In our bathing suits!

OP sounds fat.

I like them, but they are exhausting.

Many members of that family are skeletal, just usually not the men.

I'm quite thin as well, and I have no eating disorder. I'm sorry you're so out of shape, OP. I do hope things improve. Do you have any friends that might walk with you, or help you get some exercise?

Next year they are recreating Teddy’s swim at Chapaquidick while Caroline sits in the car.

I just spit out my coffee r6.

Someone on the DL (OP, perhaps) seems to be weirdly obsessed about this.

He looks very similar to his grandfather in this footage. An eating disorder seems unlikely.

R5 = “These photos taken one year apart are completely normal!”

Honestly I’m shocked some of you claim to have lived through the AIDS epidemic.

Beautiful

R9. He’s more tanned and has shorter hair in the first photo. I didn’t know AIDS had anything to do with that kind of thing.

He's lovely. AIDS?

He can sit on my face anytime, anywhere.

R4 JFK was very thin until years later when drugs for his condition caused him to gain weight (steroids, I think).

This video went up 1 month ago and was discussed on DL at the time. So it's not really an "update". That is all.

RFK Sr was also thin.

I pick my nose.

ah, Bobby, what you might have done for our country...

[quote]This is absolutely an eating disorder.

It's not, but it doesn't look like he enjoys food.

He looks wonderful.

Nothing tastes as good as being thin.

I told myself the same thing, shoveling those beautiful skeletal corpses into the ovens at Auschwitz!

We know what a medical basket case his Grand Daddy JFK was. His Uncle John-John was diagnosed with Graves Disease and Hyper-Thyroid. He lost a lot of weight before he went on the meds he was still taking when he died. Perhaps Jack has inherited the male Kennedy weak constitution.

r22 John-John and Jack-Jack have identical chest hair patterns.

I’m not OP, but R5, what a douchey passive-aggressive reply.

R5's response was compassionate.

And true.

The Hebrew John-John

R23 My uncle and I have similar back hair patterns.

The Kennedy women do NOT age well. Caroline Kennedy looks much older than 65 in that video.

JFK Jr. had Graves Disease? Source?

Addison's Disease, wannit?

R29 Google it you fat lazy fuck.

he's got a great body.

He has AIDS

What sad, fat piece of shit is SO obsessed with him and/or his supposed eating disorder/AIDS?????????

Jesus fucking Christ, take your weird obsession and eat your fucking feelings already.

get a new hobby OP

AIDS? Eating disorder?

He looks normal. As in not sculpted.

Lots of normal size members of his extended family. Or maybe he just likes either blow or meth? If it's the latter, it won't end well but might be hot as fuck to watch.

If Caroline lives as long as her paternal grandmother, she can commemorate the centenary of her father’s presidency. Like Warren Harding having a living child today.

Adderall is great for weight control and athletic endurance.

Warren Harding was my biological father.

I knew Warren Harding. Warren Harding was friend of mine. R39 You're no Warren Harding.

He’s almost at his goal weight. Still a little chunky, but he’s made a lot of progress.

R41 It's Agnes Carpenter that says that, you fool. If you don't know the joke, don't try to make it.

He looks perfectly normal and healthy, OP. Perhaps you’re just used to being surrounded by the obese.

OP, your mirror is distorting the rest of the world to you.

Reading this, it just occurred to me also that this month would've marked the 60th birthday of Caroline's late brother Patrick, who died soon after Jackie gave birth to him in that late summer of 1963.

R42 I’m sure Karen Carpenter never, ever told an eating disorder joke in her entire life, because she knew that only Agnes had permission to do so…….

That’s about as likely as you having never, ever been told you are a FAT CUNT.

The only update I need from him is his coming out.

R45 that factoid just occurred to you?

Who the hell is Agnes Carpenter?

R49 Mrs. Agnes Carpenter, formerly of Downey, CA. Karen Carpenter's mom.

Like Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, her coldness in real life has translated to jokes here at the DL. Usually about how Karen is a little porky, and could stand to lose a few.

I have honestly never read an Agnes Carpenter joke on here once. News to me.

R6, Caroline should be in the car for recreation, ya know.

OP is so used to being fat, and only seeing overweight people around him, that a normal-sized person scares him?

He looks great - the arms are muscular, not a sign of waste that you'd see in someone that doesn't get nutrition. Love that physique... R20 got it right, even though he left a word off... it's "nothing tastes as good as being thin feels"

On the Today Show being emaciated

He just looks naturally skinny to me. My brother's the same. He doesn't eat unhealthily, but he also doesn't go out of his way to eat heathily, nor does he do that much exercise, he's just naturally thin.

He is not a good looking guy.

I guess he can't afford to feed himself now that he's off his college dining plan.

Has this country got so fat that anyone who is thin is presumed to have an eating disorder?

R359. Amen. The idea that is so thin as to be unwell is absurd. People have forgotten how thin a healthy weight can look. First of all, he has quite a head of hair for someone undernourished.

I think he's good looking. I do suspect he has some food issues though, after he went on that tirade about eating at a restaurant.

Amazing body. Some people are thin - I know it's shocking to some on here.

An eating disorder? Lol. He’s slender. From his photos he’s active.

Can only thin people have eating disorders?

exercise anorexic

He does have gorgeous hair. Like Shawn Mendes. The face of a horse as well as the mane.

He was a fat kid.

I fear Jack might be gay!

Peggers of a feather.

^ When Bloomberg is the best looking guy in the room you know the fugs have triumphed.

I think he is cute in a wolfish way. I also think he is TOO skinny and all the trolling above about how fat people is the norm and people don't know what healthy skinny looks like can go eat fudge. He's lost face fat, for example. He's gaunt. He might be an exercise maniac or be a borderline anorexic but he's VERY thin.

R71 Runners and other people who do a lot of cardio tend to be very slender and healthy.

What does he do for work?

He seems to be his mother's fave.

Absolutely NOT an eating disorder, he is just naturally slim. And beautiful.

I'm with R59 and R60 and others -

[quote]Has this country got so fat that anyone who is thin is presumed to have an eating disorder?

Its the same down under too. Huge fat fucks everywhere, fortunately there's still enough normally slim people about that thin people arent accused of being eating disordered, well not much, yet

[quote] he is just naturally slim

No, he’s not. He’s naturally thick. He looked like this for most of his youth. Then he slimmed down and looked great for years, and now he looks anorexic.

R71. You can be healthy at quite a low weight. Having noticeable fat tissue is not a requirement of good health. As he ages his weight will probably make look bad but it’s a very healthy weight and currently it looks good on him.

Bingo. But a couple people here are on a soap box about everyone being fat and Jackie poo can't possibly have an eating disorder.

Bingo was for R75 not R76.

A healthy weight for a 6 foot 2 inch male extends to 170 pounds. The comments about his being too thin are deranged.

I was always trim thin, even through my early twenties, perhaps around 130 pounds. After I started a regular running routine age 25 I also lost perhaps 5 pounds, and some people would tell me I looked too thin. It wasn't until my thirties that I began to gain weight, probably a combination of being less active and snacking more. When Jack cuts back on his physical activity he'll put on weight again, and you will all say how fat he's become.

And perhaps Jack knows that, r80, which is why he’s starving himself.

Looks normal healthy with a beautiful body

My niece - never known to have much sekel - gently suggested it was okay for me to admit to having an eating disorder. She, too, once had one, she counseled. Taken aback, I mentioned this to a wise cousin, who said that people with as great a skin as i have are not afflicted with an eating disorder.

You have to forgive most of the posters here. This is Datalounge, and everyone is ancient. The people posting that he has an eating disorder were in their prime in the 1980s when we were told that anorexia was the number one health risk and thousands, or whatever it was, were dying of it daily.

Caroline has been spending a shitload of time with Jack, particularly at public appearances. The embassy website shows numerous events where she is joined not by her husband, but by her son. He's with her when she visits museums, when she lays wreaths on beaches, when she gives policy speeches to universities.

Are they fucking, or just oddly close?

Jesus Christ, you act like he’s the first fag son who ended up becoming his rich mother’s walker.

I’ve heard fags are good to their mothers.

R86 The fag needs to use some of that family money to get a nosejob or three. They could hack off five pounds of flesh and he'd still have a Streisand honker.

The Kennedy family tree sure has its share of ugly sticks, doesn't it? At least MY mother used her fortune to lengthen my legs, so I'd have a career in politics!

Ed Schlossberg, by some accounts is not a very nice guy.

Jack sounds a bit gay, no? Sort of like how Tim Tebow sounds gay.

JFC his gayness has been talked about on years for years

He even used to thirst about handsome daddy types on Instagram (Macron, Trudeau, even Stormy Daniels lawyer)

[quote] He even used to thirst about handsome daddy types on Instagram (Macron, Trudeau, even Stormy Daniels lawyer)

I was shocked when you posted this, because I couldn't figure out why Jack had the Trivago guy on his instagram page.

Now I know why!

Also, he posted something odd in the comments section, next to the Trivago guy: "If I had to pick 3, then yeah"

Yeah he has a type

Someone should hook him up with JR Bourne

Jackie would have been appalled if she knew that two of her grandchildren were homosexuals.

Yeah I think John John flying into the sea and taking two people with him may knock her misgivings about things like her other descendants sexual preferences.

No doubt Jack’s paternal grandmother would plotz if she ever knew her grandson to be so skinny.

Is he gay?