I'm generally not attracted to bald guys, but John Toon, the Pooph! spokesman, makes me seriously reconsider. Pooph! commercials are annoying to be sure, but I think I'd like to take a ride with him in bed. The white spot in his beard is just gravy on top!
What you call gravy, I call semen.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 2, 2023 9:32 PM |
[quote] but I think I'd like to take a ride with him in bed.
Good news is that there would be no smell of Pooph! when you’re done.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 2, 2023 9:52 PM |
Fuck you
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 2, 2023 9:55 PM |
Does this stuff actually work? Asking for a friend...
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 2, 2023 10:22 PM |
His mussy stinks.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 2, 2023 11:54 PM |
He always looks like he has cum in his beard
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 3, 2023 12:00 AM |
r4 YES
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 16, 2023 2:51 AM |
Is he a gay? Because I'd like to bugger him.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 16, 2023 9:42 AM |
He guest hosted on TMZ and was kind of dim, for a comic ripe with gold, but he is HOT, has great arms and he would be a good sitcom regular guy.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 16, 2023 1:21 PM |
I think he's very cute/hot and started following him on Insta and he followed me right back (I'm semi-famous and obviously gay).
All his male buddies are douche bros incarnate. And not much of a female presence in his photos. But he intrigues me. I hope he's making a lot of money from those Pooph commercials.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 16, 2023 1:29 PM |