Let's Be The American Middle West

I'm the film Fargo

Hi, stupid (Op).

I'm the cornfed, All-American hotties!

I'm a Midwest guy in NYC

I’m the casseroles and cheap beer.

I'm all the DUIs or DWIs during the winter months

I’m Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary

I’m the teenagers dreaming to get the fuck out of there

H d’ya do? I’m Amory Blaine from the Middle West.

I’m Jack and Diane’s wet spot

I'm the Lutheran church services

R8 gay teenagers.

I’m Woody Boyd

I'm Colorado. Just barely out of the line of fire.

I’m OPs fucked up geographic taxonomy skills.

I'm called the midwest, ya putz 😠

I'm the murderous yet incompetent town of Mount Rose, Minnesota.

Our pageant is NOT a peep show!

I’m the apostrophe missing at R15.

I'm Minnesota Hmong Hotdish.

I'm chili!

I’m the pasties and sow-nas.

I'm black pepper and I'm considered "spicy."

R19, that recipe sounds off. 8 cups of coconut milk for one casserole? That sounds crazy. There's only 1 pound of meat (pork) in there.

I'm pop. You may know me as soda.

I’m the AAA phone lines that no one ever answers when it’s 26 F below zero and every truck in our fleet is already out jumping every car in the state except yours. You’re just gonna have to call in late for work. Again.

Im irrelevance.

I’m the politics. Apparently conservative means micromanaging everyone who doesn’t vote the way you do.

Is it known as the Middle West somewhere?

I’m Earl of the Middle Middle and I’ll paint any car for fifty nine ninety nine, any color!

I'm a Faygo soda.

I’m the next Dahmer in the making.

[quote] I'm a Faygo soda.

Fayg!

I'm the "Oh geez".

R31 we created Ted Bundy.

Middle East = Islam

Middle West = Christianity

We executed Ted Bundy and publicly celebrated!

What planet are you from where they refer to the Midwest as "The American Middle West?"

I'm the saying "ope!" instead of "oops!"

I'm ranch dressing. Bow down before me, acolytes.

I’m polite homophobia.

I’m corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn.

I’m Sue the cubefrau with a gallon of Mountain Dew in a plastic QuikTrip jug.

It's very clearly "you betcha." The Midwest is not the South.

I wonder what country OP is posting from.

I'm Campbell's Cream of Mushroom condensed soup, aka "the Mother Sauce."

I’m Kum & Go.

I'm the annual tornadoes.

I'm your bitchy Aunt Rosemary who lives in a spooky castle in Philadelphia. I visit Smalltown, NE once every few years.

I always ask my sister about her "mentally retard" kid. She is referring to her sister's homosexual son.

I drink pop and red beer and eat lots of pork tenderloin sandwiches

I dispose of my empty liquor bottles and sometimes my porn mags in my neighbors trash can.

I’m the duel-income suburban family that is supporting their toddler and a seventy year-old with dementia. Neither wears pants.

I'm Sheboygan. Or am I Cheboygan?

I'm the beautiful blue or green eyes that everyone seems to have.

I'm the damned cool college town.

I’m pork and I’m what’s for breakfast!

I’m the bears.

A beah. A cute widdle teddy beah.

I’m my brother’s cum, and I’m what’s for late night snack.

I'm the oppressive summer humidity.

I'm melted cheese.

I'm the fried cheese curds.

^ This guy is from Wisconsin ^ 😉

You're even .kre Wisconsin if you remember Culver's Walleye sandwich.

I'm the 13 churches in a town of 2,000

Sonic drive in and Braums. Lime aids and ice cream

I'm JD Vance and I'm running for Vice President