SF 49ers' Nick Bosa Showing Nice Cock and Balls Outline

Extensive discussions about Bosa on the VPL 2023 thread.

What is it with players who wear a little curtain of material over their privates? Are they Christian?

R2 Assuming you arent joking (bad assumption I know) it's a towel to dry off their hands so they can handle the ball without dropping it.

Okay, that answer sounds like I'm joking. 🤘😝

I'm down with it, too.

One of the best features of the NFL is that they don't require a cup.

MAGA bulge

Meh, small dick.

Too bad he's plain.

There's a lot to like about this guy!

I don't care who he voted for. He can probably barely read.

^ yes

yes, I would

Incredible body - great enough to ignore the face

His VPL would be the MVP of any game

When you say game do you mean the small dick contest?

Damn he’s so fucking hot.

Was he the one known as Big Dick Nick?

He’s 6’4” and 267 pounds. Whoever get to climb all over that mountain is damn lucky.

Do football players NEVER get hit in the groin?!

BIG DICK NICK is Nick Foles, Philly Eagles back-up who won the Super Bowl. Apparently, the guys at Arizona State University gave him that nickname because Nick is a "very big boy". Nick is about 11 inches fully hard& hangs well.

Does he have a GF right now? I could swear I saw previously on his IG several pics of him with a partner but now I don't see any.

Trump supporter/

[quote]Do football players NEVER get hit in the groin?!

R18. And the current trend for quite a while now is for football players not to wear a genital cup--which is dumber than dirt.

So maybe they just get hit in the head

Very slutty

Isn't his mom his biggest cheerleader or something?

Nick and his former girlfriend split earlier this year. Not sure if he’s gotten a new one.

Phillywhore, I wish someone had the nudes of Big Dick Nick. But I guess he's a fundie.

To R26-Nick is a Christian Fundamentalist but a very nice guy. He almost quit football to become a Minister b4 he won the Super Bowl. I met him in the Eagles Locker room, the rumors are true, Nick hangs long, he is a shower.

GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE

These posts are so objectifying. Treating men like a slab of meat.

M E A T

Bosa and his representatives have taken to systematically scrubbing the player's social media, removing supportive references to President Trump, tweets about Colin Kaepernick (who he called a "clown"), and removing likes from Instagram posts on pictures that included the n- word and homophobic slurs in their captions.

Hard pass.

R29 It's literal violence!

I thought football players wore protective plastic cups over their junk.

You thought wrong. This is not a jr high gym class.

R31 Dude, NOBODY cares. You and your ilk continue to interject your little nuggets of information on the political choices of meatheads who throw a leather ball for a living. These threads are CLEARLY about cock outlines and muscles--not their moral standings as citizens of this country.

Read the room, Mom.

Rumors are he’s a hardcore Trumper and racist. Supposedly he doesn’t get along well with his peers.

[quote] [R31] Dude, NOBODY cares. You and your ilk continue to interject your little nuggets of information on the political choices of meatheads who throw a leather ball for a living. These threads are CLEARLY about cock outlines and muscles--not their moral standings as citizens of this country.

Many people care, ask Aaron Rodgers. There is no shortage of completely unattainable meatheads for DL shut-ins to lust over. Choose responsibly.

R35 Oh, I read the room. You’re all the reason they hate us.

[quote] Dude, NOBODY cares…just let us white sissies worship as much homophobic and racist white supremacy peen as we want!

FIXED.

His great grandpa is Chicago Gangster Tony "the Tuna" Accardo!

R39 As opposed to the Black sissy who worships homophobic “DL thugs” with three different baby mamas?

Nahh, you don’t win this comparison, JaCory.

R37 And you still don't get it--one of your many problems, I assume.

The only difference here is this guy isn't G4P and doesn't work for a porn company...like the men YOU lust over.

Nobody likes a hypocrite

R38...And YOU'RE the reason why WE hate US.

I keep telling him that I can't give him a baby, but he keeps trying!

I agree with R31. There are plenty of hot NFL guys to lust over other than this racist, homophobic MAGA asshat. He and his girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend or whatever) had a bevy of problematic posts and likes on social media before the internet scrubbing began. He doesn’t get a pass just because you can make out his twig and berries underneath the uniform pants. Besides, scorching hot football slut Kiko Alonso did blatant game day VPL WAY better.

…and had a hotter ass to boot…

……..

Even threads about hot cock & ass turn into political Trump threads. Who cares? The political purity tests are old. If everyone agrees that’s communism. Democracy only exists when there are opposing sides, you might hate what we have, but believe me you don’t want the alternative.

They can't let it go. Note how they always say "MAGA" and never conservative. They're the kind of douchebags that absolutely cannot get through thread without their OCD ass making a Trump "joke" or Melania "joke". They just can't get over it. It could be a thread about the art of selecting broccoli and they'll STILL inject their mentally ill obsessive bullshit into the thread.

They need therapy and they need some real dick in their face.

It looks like a baby carrot in his pants. Not impressed and his face is prehistoric ugly. He should be doing Geico commercials.

R9 Launched a bunch of crap sites when opened. Beware.

[quote]It could be a thread about the art of selecting broccoli

But it isn’t. It’s a thread about the type of guy who likely would have beat your ass to a pulp in high school for staring at him a few seconds too long. A guy who votes for people who want to take away your rights. A guy who opposes fellow players for championing basic civil rights. But please, do go on about how hot it is that you can see his Vienna sausage and peanut M&Ms underneath his uniform tights.

Calling out someone for being MAGA and homophobic is not akin to saying that everyone has to agree politically.

Get a shrink.

Get some self respect.

R53 HE IS AN NFL FOOTBALL PLAYER!!! Are we surprised?

It’s pretty obvious you were a loner or only hung out with the other theatre kids in a bubble. Even the NFL players that virtue signal are homophobic to an extent. It’s the way straight men are, homophobia is part of their identity after adolescence. If you really want to get into it, homophobia stems from women determining what is attractive and they drive men to be homophobic in order to prove themselves. Ask any gay who grew up with a straight best friend who dumped him once it was dating time and all the girls asked what Mr. Straight was “doing hanging out with that Fag?” They have to appear as masculine as possible to get the ever elusive and vaunted pussy.

My goodness! Nick Bosa's cock and balls are really bringing DL users' childhood traumas to the surface.

Maybe therapists should hang this picture of Nick on their walls when their gay clients come for their sessions.

[quote]HE IS AN NFL FOOTBALL PLAYER!!! Are we surprised?

Surprised, no. But his unsavory internet history and the subsequent scrubbing of it make him less desirable to those of us who value a bit more than someone's 2-inch peen being visible beneath a pair of gold NFL uniform pants.

[quote]It’s pretty obvious you were a loner or only hung out with the other theatre kids in a bubble.

It's "pretty obvious?" LOL. So sayeth O Wise One, the resident all-knowing DL psychiatrist who can't handle being called out for going gaga over a racist homophobe. That's your problem, girl, not ours.

Don’t look at me r41, I’m not into thugs. And unlike you I’m not a sissy 🤭

And the ‘baby mama’ thing is just so tired. Be better.

R58 I never went gaga for him. I just came in her to turn the screws on cunts like you.

An Eye-talk an NFL football player. That should tell you all you need to know about him…

Brendan Ayanbadejo and Chris Kluwe, two hot NFL players who are worth lusting over for their LGBTQ advocacy alone.

Eye-TALIAN ^^

[quote]And the ‘baby mama’ thing is just so tired. Be better.

Agreed. It's like the racist gays have the phrase on autopilot in their brains and vomit it out indiscriminately whenever trying to make a dig at someone they assume is black.

[quote]I just came in her

So your a heterosexual?

**you're** a heterosexual?

Kluwe even got let go from a team due to his pro-gay stance.

R9's link is a trap. DO NOT CLICK ON LINK.

Not all, but many white football players tend to be from conservative families and their political opinions and voting habits tend to reflect their backgrounds. Are some of them homophonic and racist? Probably, but they learn how to "manage" it since they're playing in a sport with a lot of minorities.

Sometimes people with beliefs and politics very different from your own are hot. It's up to each individual to decide if their hotness outweighs their politics or vice versa.

I don't think this guy is anything special, but taste is subjective. I don't think it's fair to trash those who find this guy hot.

His brother is a cunt, too.

[quote]And the ‘baby mama’ thing is just so tired.

Right, as if white people can't be baby mamas.

Joey Bosa

28, 6′ 5″, 276 lbs

^ Mama like . . .

Deformed navels are a no-go.

[quote]Brendan Ayanbadejo and Chris Kluwe, two hot NFL players

Hot it about how you look, not what you say and do. And get your eyes checked those guys have busted faces.

You're obviously one of "those people" that fawns over guys because of their political leanings even if they look like they were pushed off of the top of the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down.

[QUOTE] Deformed navels are a no-go.

This is how you evaluate men?

I find this offensive.

[quote]Hot it about how you look, not what you say and do. And get your eyes checked those guys have busted faces.

Pardon me, but what in the fuck are you babbling about?

R76, So do I.

R74, Probably due to a hernia.

His calves need work.

[quote] I don't think it's fair to trash those who find this guy hot.

Ahhh but Tina, who said that life was fair?

The whole family is wildly homophobic and MAGA. Joey Bosa's Superbowl " Butt Buddy" rant was seen by millions, as his mom, dad, and girlfriend looked on approvingly. Nick is the highest order of bigot and homophobe, his and his girlfriend's tweets were cleansed at the behest of his handlers as they appalled his handlers during the draft.

[QUOTE] Ahhh but Tina, who said that life was fair?

Well it should be fair. Everything should be redesigned to be perfectly equitable.

Nick (Foles) the Dick. Is it true?

R2 Man, are you ever gay! lol

[quote]Not all, but many white football players tend to be from conservative families and their political opinions and voting habits tend to reflect their backgrounds. Are some of them homophonic and racist? Probably, but they learn how to "manage" it since they're playing in a sport with a lot of minorities.

Being from a conservative family does not excuse a person for propagating racist and homophobic remarks via social media. And, "managing" it when you have to suck it up and work alongside minorities certainly doesn't qualify said person for a medal.

[quote]doesn't qualify said person for a medal.

I never said it did. But I'm not going to blast some poor, misguided soul because they just happen to find someone with reprehensible beliefs hot.

Don’t worry r87…I got this…

Big Dick Nick

Such a “deerrrrrrr…football” face on Bosa.

Pass.

Kiko @R45-R47 for the win.

He’s no Jimmy Garoppolo.

R45 Are you kidding? I mean...you're suggesting that we do background checks before starting threads on HOT ATHELETES?

GTFOH

[quote] Nahh, you don’t win this comparison, JaCory.

Who is JaCory?

[quote]Who is JaCory?

That was just some racist poster trying to throw a dig about another poster being ghetto.

[quote]I mean...you're suggesting that we do background checks before starting threads on HOT ATHELETES?

What I’m suggesting, genius, is that you don’t get your panties in a wad when people start educating you about how the man of your masturbatory dreams is a sleaze bag.

[quote]Joey Bosa's Superbowl " Butt Buddy" rant was seen by millions, as his mom, dad, and girlfriend looked on approvingly.

I remember that. SMH.

[quote] What I’m suggesting, genius, is that you don’t get your panties in a wad when people start educating you about how the man of your masturbatory dreams is a sleaze bag.

...and would bludgeon you to death with a tire iron, even in your dreams. I think it is the kink of some of these self-loathing MAGA fairies to be humiliated and murdered by some trick. I hope they get what they want for Christmas.

R59 Whatever helps you sleep at night. I bet you look at a Diana Ross screensaver every morning. And the "baby mama thing" doesn't care that you're tired of it. I'm tired of self-righteous gays shitting all over frivolous threads like they're trying to prove something, yet here I am continuing to react to your bullshit.

R95 WRONG. That is a racist response to a racist poster who referred to me as a "white sissie." MEANWHILE, I'm Black. So he's presumptuous and a fool.

R96 No, what you're doing, hall monitor Beth is attempting to shame me for finding someone attractive who doesn't meet you're approval. Clearly, you have nothing better to do.

^^Sissy or however the fuck you spelled it back in the 70s

Oh, r100, I accidentally W&W your post because I thought you were calling yourself a "sissy." My bad.

And Diana Ross could stomp your ass out WITHOUT removing her earrings.

[quote] [R96] No, what you're doing, hall monitor Beth is attempting to shame me for finding someone attractive who doesn't meet you're approval. Clearly, you have nothing better to do.

...and speaking of nothing better to do. Congratulations, you have shamed me. Wasting time reading your droppings has made me feel like I've lost the plot of my life. Signing off...

[quote]No, what you're doing, hall monitor Beth

Ha! Well that’s a new one.

[quote]is attempting to shame me for finding someone attractive who doesn't meet you're approval.

Not meeting my approval? You’re gay AND (supposedly) black - TWO traits that Bosa denigrated in the past via social media, and you’re upset with me for pointing out that he’s a scum bucket? Honey, please get some self esteem.

[quote]Clearly, you have nothing better to do.

Clearly, I’m here trying to educate you, twerp. But you’re correct that there are a million other more fruitful things that I could be doing.

Agreed, R98!

Since I'm not in the habit of taking political advice from professional football players, I'm perfectly happy to lust over this guy for five minutes right now while tossing him aside like this morning's coffee grounds when another hot guy comes along in an hour or two. Some of you really do need to chill out.

Fucking hell R15 - thats a slab and a half of beef…

[quote] yet here I am continuing to react to your bullshit.

Something of a control freak aren’t you?

On frame as large as his, that is a big slab of beef. When it comes to cocks, I don't care what the politics are of the man it's attached to. Also, I don't agree with much of the LGBT messaging. Never have and never will. And plenty of other gay men agree with me. If you're going to hang around DL you better get used to people with different points of view. This is not an echo chamber.

R108 is the type who would suck off a guy who would throw him from a roof if anybody found out about it.

I’m not a football fan but I’m a football fan now

When Mike Johnson and the rest of the crazy ass Evangelicals now running the US government decide gay men should be incarcerated "for their own good and for their own protection," you can bet the ranch that a treacherous piece of shit like R108 will be handing out to the Evangelicals the addresses of gay men the cunt doesn't like (which is all of them). For a small fee, of course.

^Ha, I agree.

Foles has classic BDF.

R109 Child, please don't worry about me. I'm the type person who throws other people off the roof. Now run along and let the grown ups visit.

Foles looks a lot like Dax Shepard, who also allegedly has an enormous schwantzstucker.

[qupte] If you're going to hang around DL you better get used to people with different points of view.

You must be new here, quisling. In which case you can just GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT.

^AMEN!

[quote]Child, please don't worry about me.

Oh, trust me, darlin’, I most certainly am not. Now go on and finish whacking it to Bosa..

R70 Joey's not a bad guy, but he hasn't been the same since he found Nick pissing on me in the showers. He freaked out a little, but I think it turned him on.

Nick's got a big bladder - it just went on and on!

Locker room Nick.

I was majorly disappointed when I found out that Eric Decker was a MAGAT. He supported Romney when he was going against Obama but he and retired hockey player Jeremy Roenick were unashamedly pro-Trump. Now I am glad that someone shattered Roenick’s jaw. And Eric’s wife is a tacky bitch.

He's a grower not a show'r ....

R120 The locker room is a special place when the team gets along.

This guy is a huge gay baiting cock tease

He doesn't always need to pose like a slut

He's unbelievably hot. I hope he's messed with guys.

He knows what people want.

does he really need to post this. He knows what he's doing. Slut.

Tiny meat & Trumper. PASS.

R128 that doesn't look small. When did these bros become such exhibitionist sluts?

It's tiny and he's very average looking at best.

3/10 from me. I wouldn't.

R131 would be on her back and self lubed for a bro like that

Sure hon. We believe you would pass that up if it came to you.

Bros?

I suspect Nick gets all the tail he wants.

You think? A superstar ripped athlete that looks like that.

At some point, it just starts to chafe your dick.

Would pay to watch him power fuck McAffrey or Purdy.

R138 Oh yes, rail McCaffrey like he's the last ass in the world.

He's so fucking aggressive and intense you just know he would pound him unconscious .

R139 Hawt

R140 He wouldn't even care who sees him breeding that boy.

He’s 6’4” and 267 pounds of muscle. Cute enough that I’d gladly climb over all of that. Those thighs, . . . .

R143, That package is aching to be released.

He may have a hot body, but he has used anti-gay slurs and is a supporter of that racist, sexist, irresponsible imbecile! In short, he's an ignoramus and dope. I would not want him touching me.

R145 Who cares? More for me. I want to fuck him not debate him. He can even slap me around a bit after we fuck.

R145, In other words, he’s no different than the majority of hot, straight guys on planet Earth.

R147 hot, straight JOCKS

I'd have his butt-babies.

I'd be too busy screaming out his name while he pounded me to care about his politics.

Most males homophobic or not have made dumbass comments in their youth. You would be friends no straight man if you held all men to a clean anti gay life. Everyone has said something stupid in their life that they wouldn't necessarily want to always be linked to.

R151 He should perform community service in the form of fucking eager bottoms.

Usually not into bros but this guy is insanely hot and handsome to boot. I don't normally give it up but if he promised to be a gentle, loving top he could get my tight in tact perfectly pink hole.

R153 = Shawn Mendes

Don’t cock block, Brock!

Sweet Jesus (fans self). That horny animal looks like he would devour both of them at the same time and still not get enough.

R155 That's a threesome I'd paid money to watch.

R155 Christian looks more like he's nervous that Nick will want to tag team him. How much "team spirit" can one guy take?

Bosa looks like a hyper sex beast ready to fuck anything in his way.

R159 Good thing McCaffrey is there to "take one for the team".

[quote] He should perform community service in the form of fucking eager bottoms.

He’s built for bottoming though.

GIRLEEN

How is that big hunk of a man built for bottoming? Other than the gorgeous ass.

Bosa’s arms have the same circumference as McCaffrey’s thighs. Purdy is rather purdy himself.

[quote] How is that big hunk of a man built for bottoming? Other than the gorgeous ass.

I think we’ve all seen the VPL or lack thereof.

[quote] Don’t cock block, Brock!

Christian, please. As if. This has throuple written all over it.

I'd like to see Nick Foles' dickprint.

Brother Joey Bosa.

r168 daaaaaaamn

[quote]Everyone has said something stupid in their life that they wouldn't necessarily want to always be linked to.

It's not just the homophobia, he (and his girlfriend) are Trumptards and have said racist things on social media. The brother is no better.

R170 They are hot, so they get a pass.

[quote] They are hot, so they get a pass.

Absolutely not.

I don’t care about his politics when I’m Looking at his beautiful body.

But

That is NOT a big “shower” dick as someone mentioned.

Where’s the meat? Really and truly. He’s hung average to less than.

Show me a football player bulge That would make my mouth water…

R173 OP calls it a "nice" cock and balls outline, not a monstrous one.

I agree. It looks very nice. I have a feeling it looks pretty impressive when it's hard.

There's probably some bull-dicked guy on the time plowing Bosa when no one is around.

R175 Time=team

Joe Flacco has a sexier walk...

^ SWING those hips!

Some of the white sissies on DL would blow the Grand Dragon of the KKK if they thought that he was hot. That's sad. But you do you....

I remember comments quite a few years ago both here and on other forums saying that Joe Flacco “walked like a girl”.

Link, please, R179.

[quote]I remember comments quite a few years ago both here and on other forums saying that Joe Flacco “walked like a girl”.

He does, and I LOVE it.

Puny cocklet alert!

Always thought he had major big dick swap. And he's so handsome.

^He swapped it for a small one.

Joey definitely has BDF and he's not nearly as handsome as brother but he is smoking despite the MAGA face. I would a run a train. admit it.

The Bosas should have a get-together with the McCaffreys - just to hang out, of course.

Outlined head

It’s little.

R188 Looks like he might be uncut.

Big enough, R189.

Every last queen here would take him bareback

^ True that.

All of you would worship him as a god. Politics aside. Stop denying it. He is absolutely masculinely beautiful.

[quote]All of you would worship him as a god

Nope. He’s a flesh and blood human who pisses and shits like the rest of us.