Please, get up, we love you, Elton John!

MARY!!!!!!!!!

We wouldn’t want anything to happen to our beloved!

I’m still standing.

Splat.

Whoops. Nebbermind

Next comes the cane and then the Wheelchair. Question is ....will they be blinged.

Reductive

OP, the correct phrase should be:

Elton John we love you get up

He might need to get a better Honky Chateau after this fall. He's got so much money he surely could!

Years and years of hard drugs and getting your 🕳️ blown out can leave an eldergay with a sudden drop in heart rate when he stands up.

The KING of Pop.

IT'S:

oh Elton we love you get up

They probably want to make sure he doesn't have a concussion. Elder brains can really rattle around in their given age-related shrinkage.

David should really go easier when plowing him from behind.

Did he trip over a rent boy?

Who will rewrite "Candle in The Wind"?

Hopefully the Bel Ami boys are on the way to provide protein injections

Wubba Wubba Blubba

Gone back to drinking?

Oh my God, no! He needs to recover! Otherwise, Bel Ami whores will have to find a new "benefactor" to introduce them to the yachting circuit at Cannes and Saint Tropez!

every time something like this happens to a famous person I think how lucky they are to be able to afford the very best health care. it is one of the reasons so many famous people live long lives.

R21 You must be American. In most of Europe even a modest used up old shop bottom gets good health care.

Do we really love him? He put out some great music in the early 70s and he's been attention-whoring and money-grubbing ever since.

^^^true

Yes, R23. We do love him!

From now on, he must make sure his caftans are hemmed appropriately, so that this doesn’t happen again!

[quote] every time something like this happens to a famous person I think how lucky they are to be able to afford the very best health care. it is one of the reasons so many famous people live long lives.

Unless you are in the music industry where addiction and mental illness run amuck…see Prince, George Michael, Sinead O’Connor, Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, etc.

[quote]Do we really love him?

Who? Rush Limbaugh's wedding singer?

r17 Talk about butterfaces

That’s coming from the King of Butterfaces @ R27!

[quote] Rush Limbaugh's wedding singer?

Everybody loves a lover

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Elton John is one of those musicians I've never really "gotten". And his constant feuds with Madonna aren't even entertaining, they are just tiresome.

I love Elton. Genius.

Elton is fantastic, a brilliant musician and a great singer. He's also a cunt but I don't actually mind. We don't have to deal with that. I've been playing and loving his music since I was a kid. Still holds up just as well as it did back then. I hope he's feeling better and takes it easy for a while.

He's 76 years old. I hope this wasn't one of those falls that will lead to sad last days.

Elton is a great artist but hasn't done anything decent for 20 years, probably since This Train Don't Stop Here Anymore.

In the early 2000s he benefitted from movies using his songs, other artists' cover versions, remixes and collaborations.

I was quite disgusted that he recently dined with Kevin Spacey.

But the big question: who will pay Jan-Michael Gambill for executive tennis coaching now?

[quote]Who will rewrite "Candle in The Wind"?

Do you mean, “Goodbye England’s Rosebud?”

His music has saved my life more often than I'd like to admit. No one else comes close.

I sometimes wonder if the Gen Zers who hear the various tired rehashes of his songs that he does to make even MORE money (with Britney, Dua Lipa, etc.) ever notice the lyrics. Even when they're ridiculous, Bernie Taupin's lyrics are about 1000% more interesting than anybody's lyrics today.

R37

[quote] His music saved my life…

You forgot to add “sugar bear”