Do you find Ashton Kutcher attractive?

He was alright. But he was no Topher Grace.

R1 = Gopher Trace

He's better looking now than when he was on That 70's Show. He has aged nicely.

He's a shitty actor, especially comedy. Teo and 1/2 Mem went down the shitter when he came on board.

All is lost when he speaks.

No, I'm sure he smells

He is sort of a weird follow-up to Keanu Reeves.

Both beautiful young men with not too much going on upstairs (at least based on their personas).

Both exude a strange passivity even in action roles.

Both became beloved for playing male bimbos in a bizarre over-stylized comedy (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and Dude, Where's My Car).

I think Reeves has some staying power due to sheer unfeigned coolness in real life. But past John Wick, he is usually the weakest acting link in any film (Dangerous Liaisons, anyone?)

Kutcher has never made an impression on me past his youthful period of beauty.

[quote] he is usually the weakest acting link in any film (Dangerous Liaisons, anyone?)

He's sublime don't you find?

[quote]Both beautiful young men with not too much going on upstairs (at least based on their personas).

Kutcher's supposedly genius-level smart. High IQ engineering student before he started modeling.

R7, the rest of the film is so magnificent that I forgive him, but it was an example of casting that strikes me as cynical (and also unfair to him as a performer).

R8, I am talking about how they are perceived in general. I don't think Reeves is dumb, either.

He's a good looking man.

He testified at the trial of a serial killer who killed a woman (Ashley Ellerin) Kutcher had been dating (20+ years ago). Kutcher and Ashley were supposed to go out that night. Kutcher showed up hours late to Ashley's house. By then, she was dead, inside her house.

Kutcher testified that he knocked on Ashley's door and nobody answered. He looked into a window and saw a red stain on the floor. He said he thought it was red wine (it was blood). IIRC, Kutcher left the house and didn't call the police or do anything further to try to figure out what happened to Ashley.

No. Can't stand his voice either. Just no.

His kiss with Seann William Scott was hot.

I said other. He's a goodlooking guy. That I don't deny. But he's too Anglo for my tastes and the long mangy hair is not a good look.

[quote] But he's too Anglo for my tastes

[quote] He has Czech, German, and Irish ancestry.

r16 "Anglo" as it's used in West Side Story.

He doesn't do it for me but I can see him doing it for others.

I never have. He looks very ordinary. Plus he seems really dumb.

[quote] But he's too Anglo for my tastes

[quote] "Anglo" as it's used in West Side Story.

PlatonicCaveman (R15/R17), who is sufficiently not Anglo enough to appeal to you?

Physically, yes, but he's an asshole.

There's something very off-putting about him. I think it's because he's done a lot of tech investing and adopted some of the worst traits of those "thought leaders". He seems perpetually insincere.

r20 If we're talking cheesy tv actors like Kutcher, Wilmer Valderrama is hot.

Yes but I HATE his personality and always have. I just assume Mila Kunis is an asshole if she's married to him.