Guys with Small Dick Energy

Donald J. Trump

Donald Trump, Jr.

Eric Trump

Barron Trump

Jared Kushner

Tim Tebow

George W. Bush

Johnny Depp

Teboq

All of these dudes, and a couple more not on stage here.

Caitlyn Jenner

All the Trump men have massive small dick energy. They exude zero natural confidence and are loudly affected in the their speech.

“You’re gonna take that hard four inches, yeah, you like that big dick?”

Conor McGregor

Or Mac. Whatever.

Harry styles.

R13 Damn right - I bet he's tiny!

Prince Harry

Josh Hawley

Tammy Cruise

Josh Hawley's closely resembles a candy cigarette. Or a Q-Tip.

Cory Booker

Tanya Harding

Chris Pratt.

Actually, I've always imagined Josh Hawley's cock being the size of a large zucchini. Not quite an eggplant, but quite a handful (mouthful, assful).

Greta Thunberg

^Nope, R22..he's too forced, deliberate and consumed with manhood to have a big dick. And the accentuated deep register is a dead giveaway.

OP Shawn doesn’t have small dock energy. He has bottom energy.

Yeah, r24. That's why I opened with r18. Still...

- r22

R25 That's right! Now, wait a minute ....

Donald J. Trump

Donald J. Trump

Donald J. Trump

Donald J. Trump

Tom Holland

Nicholas Galatzine

R29 I bet it's small, shy, and adorable!

He just needs a nice top to treat him right.

Charlie Kirk

Bradley Cooper

Tom Brady

Andrew McCarthy

Kevin Hart

Donald J Trump

Donald J Trump's mutant sons

Most guys are around average.

Only once in my life have I been shocked by the tinyness of a man’s penis.

He warned me ahead of time.

Gronk definitely. And we got the proof.

Chalamet

George Clooney

Brad Pitt

Alex jones and the Shapiro dude

Ted Cruz

That loud mouthed closet case Nicholas Fuentes.

Josh Hawley

TimOTay got as far as he did because he has a big veiny cock that looks huge on his skinny little body. Why else have Hollywood suits dumped fortunes on this box office dud?

R37 Shapiro really needs one in him, but good luck getting the stick out.

R11 NO way. He may actually have a small dick but he's the epitome of big dick energy.

These choices are crazy. Neither Chalamet, Gronk, Clooney OR Kevin Hart have small dick energy. Having that energy doesn't mean you have a small dick.

Toby Maguire, who imagine has a nice-sized cock reeks of small dick energy. Same with Seth Rogen.

R43 He's a big dick, certainly.

R44 Chalamet has small cunt energy.

Putin

Timmy has bossy bottom energy.

I would imagine Charlie Kirk and Nick Fuentes are so small you couldn't find theirs with the Hubble Space Telescope. Add Tim Pool to that category too.

Vivek Ramaswamy

Troye Sivan

Timothy Chalamet

Tom Holland

Michael Cera

Not the intent of this thread, but one of my weaknesses is beautiful young men with very small dicks. Weird, huh?

Dylan Geick

R54 documentation

Troye Sivan - has a big one.

Timothy Chalamet - has a very big one

Tom Holland - perfectly respectable

Michael Cera - ditoo

None of these guys have small dick energy. This thread is created by and dedicated to basement dwelling ancient gay but unfuckable incels.

We saw Dylan Geick's meat and it looked to be a sturdy 6 inch boner. And his personality isn't exactly small dickus.

Gym Jordan

George Santos

Matt Gaetz

Putrid Gov Greg Abbott

Omid Scobie

r56 Small dick energy does not mean having a small dick. It's about putting on a front of confidence and skill and swagger, but being unable to back it up, and everyone knows it.

So for example, Troye - his whole gimmick now is basically trying to be a copy of Lil Nas X, but he doesn't have the confidence to properly pull it off. Chalamet doesn't have the acting talent or depth he likes to portray.

Also, Tom Holland has literally zero bulge even when wearing skintight lycra, so how the fuck is that perfectly respectable?

r57 Are you kidding? Dylan's entire personality is him over-compensating for his insecurities.

[quote]he's the epitome of big dick energy.

Overcompensatory energy more like.

I don't read small dick energy on: Sivan, Chalamet, or Holland. And Sivan is not copying Lil Nas X. Your definition of small dick energy is YOURS. When I feel small dick energy, it is partly due to the person in question having, indeed, a SMALL DICK.

"overcompensating for insecurities" is not the same as small dick energy. But you can continue with your conception, feel free. Small dick energy in my book means overcompensating for HAVING A SMALL DICK.

Exactly. His insecurity is his small dick.

r61/r62 That concerned with avoiding admitting you're wrong? Go ahead and Google it.

[quote]And Sivan is not copying Lil Nas X

Sure, it's just a total coincidence that he started trying to be overtly sexual once he saw it worked for Lil Nas.

Chalemet doesn't have small-dick energy, he has unused dick energy!

He reads as such a bottom that his dick has never penetrated anyone, ever.

R65 He could be a secret sex beast, pounding snatch like a jackhammer and leaving his jizz in a different slut every day.

Nah, I think you called it but it would be hilarious he were a pussyhound - just like it would be in Mendes was.

He clearly wants to be a pussyhound, but those photos of him with Lily Rose Depp and Eiza Gonzalez show he's got a long way to go.

Plus there's a story of him negging (insulting a woman, thinking it will lower her self-confidence and make her easier to get into bed) a girl when he was briefly in college.

R67 "Wants to be?" Dude, I have NO doubt Timmy IS a pussyhound. And yes, he has big dick energy. Period.

The fangirl has arrived

R68 No doubt all the Dune ladies lined up to ride his sandworm.

Am I the only one who really likes small dicks?

Yes, R71.

The Weeknd

His character on that show he co-created, "The Idol," was a study in small dick energy

Marjorie Trailer Green.

R69 The bitter gay responded