Which Celeb Cocks do we need to see ASAP?

Great thread OP and I am 100000% on board. I really want to see that thing

I meant on board with your pick.

Clive Owen Jon Hamm More Liam Neeson Willem DaFoe

Jon Bernthal for me.

Unapologetic size queen here. And I am a tiny person. I think that is why I love them because it just shouldn’t be able to fit…..but it always does!

I also can tell when someone is packing heat. I have never been wrong.

R3 i had to Google and yes please another vote for him. Total BDE

Joel McHale

MURRAY FUCKING BARTLETT

Bill Hader

James Spader

Justin Kirk

James McAvoy

Jeremy Allen White

Jason Sudekis

Beck

Armie Hammer. I don't care if he eats me.

Cameron Monaghan

Ansel Elgort

Cillian Murphy but I don’t want everybody else to have a viewing. Just me. All me.

Ari Melber

R10 Too late, everyone has already seen it in 28 Days Later.

Nick Cannon

Obama

I would also like to view James Spader's cock. Up close.

R6 Justin Kirk I saw nude on stage in Love, Valor, Compassion eons ago. It was very nice and plump but was overshadowed by Randy Becker's dong.

But I want to hear more about the superpower of R4.

Justin Kirk showed his cock in Weeds, unless it was a stunt cock.

Chris Isaak

Topher Grace

Aaron Tveit

Timothée

William Franklyn-Miller

Larry Fine Hillary Clinton

"Our Paul!"

Vivek Ramaswamy!

lena dunham

r21, watch streaming series Normal People. Your Paul's dong is the star of the show.

Donald J. Trump. I heard it's like a lovely mushroom.

Dylan O’Brien, Zac Efron, the Hemsworths, Pete Davidson,

Nick Jonas

My God, R12, why did no one tell me?

I have to go now. There’s a movie I need to rent.

Thank you!

Our favorite bottoms: Shawn Mendes and Noah Schnapp.

[quote]Which Celeb Cocks do we need to see ASAP?

Bea Arthur's

R29 Shawn is micromeat

Besides his cock, James Snyder’s pink hole also?

Definitely in favor of many already mentioned upthread. Here are a few new names I'd add:

Jake Gyllenhaal Ryan Gosling Hugh Jackman Brad Pitt (I know it was in Playgirl, but those paparazzi pics were bad) Ryan Reynolds Chace Crawford Owen Wilson Luke Wilson Ian Somerhalder Christian McCaffrey

Sebastian Croft. That boy is gorgeous.

Nicholas Galitzine.

Garrett Neff

R33 No, you type like someone who is willing to forgive Aaron Schock.

R37 😱😱😱

Never! Shitty person with a shit-encrusted hole. HARD PASS.

I’d like a good unobstructed view of McConaughey’s McMeat

Paul Rudd

Beto O’Rourke

The Romney sons.

R42, you haven’t been invited to their annual nude Thanksgiving dinner?

John Cena

Adam Kinzinger

Woody Harrelson. Ed Begley Jr.

Watching a shitty Amazon horror movie starring Josh Lucas. I demand Josh Lucas cock as reparations.

Jimmy Garoppolo.

I would suck on the Persian cock of Sam Asghari.

R48: YES! I want to see it all: big juicy Italian dick and hairy hole.

I cosign for Pete (Davidson and Buttigieg), Jon Hamm, Garoppolo, Hader and Sudeikis. And speaking of Ted Lasso let's add Brett Goldstein and Phil Dunster to the list.

I don't think even James Spader can see his own dick these days....not sure if I'd like to see it.

John Davidson’s! Now, afore it’s too late!

And Svengoolie’s because people are always tossing rubber chickens at him; it would be poetic justice for him to throw his condomed cock back at us.

We’ll never see any of them, except if it’s accidental.

This thread is worthless without dick pics.

Henry Cavill

James Marsden

And if I'm including news people:

Morgan Chesky

Danny Cevallos

Liam Hemsworth

R33 You ARE a whore, darlin, that’s why you type like one. Family knows family

R16 I can smell it

R57 😘

Can someone please explain the appeal of Pete Davison?

Trudeau, Macron & Sánchez

R60 solely the sizemeat.

John King from CNN. I've always figured he was well endowed. I'd like to know one way or the other.

Brendan Patricks who played Evelyn Napier on Downtown Abbey

Foghorn Leghorn.

Did anyone say Michael B. Jordan yet? If not, Michael B. Jordan

Dylan Mulvaney

Beck Bennett

Colin Jose

Kyle Mooney

Bobby Moynihan

Kate McKinnon

Matthew Modine

R69 Maybe 30 years ago

Yes Dylan's shenis!

Matthew Modine's cock in 1997

Matthew Modine's cock helicoptering and shooting ropey loads because he's riding Nicolas Cage's raw cock.

If we're time traveling back to the late 90s, let's not miss Matt Dillon in his Wild Things era. 👀😋😈

[quote] I meant on board with your pick.

I think you meant “on board with your prick.”

I’ve always wanted to see Kevin Costner’s. I bet it’s not girthy, but probably long.

Nic Robertson from CNN. A truly massive bulge. Very apparent in his YouTube video about Macedonian wine in Napa valley. See for yourself!

Luke Kirby aka Lenny Bruce on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

R6 and R16, Justin Kirk has shown his impressive cut cock before in the film FLANNEL PAJAMAS...

... and the TV miniseries ANGELS IN AMERICA.

Josh Hartnett

Daniel Craig

Sean Connery, the young version

R77 Great link

So, basically all celebrities? 😉🤣

Russell Tovey's - the most masculine gay cock ever.

Garrett Neff

Max Emerson

J D Pardo Danny Pino

Sven-Ole Thorsen circa 1987

Not a celeb outside DL but that beautiful Italian twink real estate agent.

Pet Shop Boy Chris Lowe, circa 1987

Daniel Craig has showed cock in a few films.

Josh O'Connor.

Full unobscured vision/access, a fully erect and turgid member.

I find Josh O'Connor to be highly unattractive.

Donald Trump JR

Ny Giants' QB Daniel Jones...the man is so cute...bet his is long and slender with a lovely nut sack nestled amidst warm and fluffy pubic hair!

Quarterback Josh Allen

R93 I find Josh O'Connor to be highly Attractive.

There, I fixed it for you.

R2 We've already seen Willem DeFaoe's cock, and it's impressive.

R98, Did Madonna hit that?

r19 already seen William Franklyn-Miller’s cock

Where, r100? I haven't seen it.

- r19 IIRC

Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

Roseanne

FORREST TUCKER.

Jonny Bailey and Matt Bomer.

Harry Sussex

R82 Then there was the story Nic did about the order of nuns known for their artisanal candles. Bulge for days.

r107 great link

R107 Remember his piece about the migrant workers in Northern California who charted on the country top 40 with a song about chicken and rice? Vivid VPL! I believe that one’s on Vimeo.

r109 Meh, you tried

Tim Tebow's

R110 r77 r108 It takes 3x for you to catch on?

As a size queen, I want to see all the ones that are rumored to be large.

U.S. Senator Jon Ossoff (D-GA):

I want to see Jon Ossoff and Pete Buttigieg standing knob to knob.

I want to see Jon Ossoff and me lying down, knob to mouth.

R114, He reminds me of David Hogg, and neither is attractive.

Hogg and Ossoff are intelligent, serious and thin and quite attractive enough for me!

I'll gladly let David Hogg and Jon Ossoff have a swordfight in my mouth.

The Preppy Killer's.

I have always wanted to see Zac Efron's cock. I'd settle for that. Or Jon Hamm.

I want to see Mark Wahlberg's cock, just to compare it with prosthetic.