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Which Celeb Cocks do we need to see ASAP?

Pete Davidson

by Anonymousreply 122September 25, 2023 3:14 AM

Great thread OP and I am 100000% on board. I really want to see that thing

by Anonymousreply 1August 26, 2023 5:15 PM

I meant on board with your pick.

Clive Owen Jon Hamm More Liam Neeson Willem DaFoe

by Anonymousreply 2August 26, 2023 5:16 PM

Jon Bernthal for me.

by Anonymousreply 3August 26, 2023 5:16 PM

Unapologetic size queen here. And I am a tiny person. I think that is why I love them because it just shouldn’t be able to fit…..but it always does!

I also can tell when someone is packing heat. I have never been wrong.

by Anonymousreply 4August 26, 2023 5:18 PM

R3 i had to Google and yes please another vote for him. Total BDE

Joel McHale

MURRAY FUCKING BARTLETT

by Anonymousreply 5August 26, 2023 5:20 PM

Bill Hader

James Spader

Justin Kirk

by Anonymousreply 6August 26, 2023 5:28 PM

James McAvoy

Jeremy Allen White

Jason Sudekis

Beck

by Anonymousreply 7August 26, 2023 5:33 PM

Armie Hammer. I don't care if he eats me.

by Anonymousreply 8August 26, 2023 5:33 PM

Cameron Monaghan

Ansel Elgort

by Anonymousreply 9August 26, 2023 5:34 PM

Cillian Murphy but I don’t want everybody else to have a viewing. Just me. All me.

by Anonymousreply 10August 26, 2023 5:38 PM

Ari Melber

by Anonymousreply 11August 26, 2023 5:48 PM

R10 Too late, everyone has already seen it in 28 Days Later.

by Anonymousreply 12August 26, 2023 6:26 PM

Nick Cannon

by Anonymousreply 13August 26, 2023 6:31 PM

Obama

by Anonymousreply 14August 26, 2023 6:32 PM

I would also like to view James Spader's cock. Up close.

by Anonymousreply 15August 26, 2023 6:41 PM

R6 Justin Kirk I saw nude on stage in Love, Valor, Compassion eons ago. It was very nice and plump but was overshadowed by Randy Becker's dong.

But I want to hear more about the superpower of R4.

by Anonymousreply 16August 26, 2023 6:48 PM

Justin Kirk showed his cock in Weeds, unless it was a stunt cock.

by Anonymousreply 17August 26, 2023 6:52 PM

Chris Isaak

by Anonymousreply 18August 26, 2023 6:53 PM

Topher Grace

Aaron Tveit

Timothée

William Franklyn-Miller

by Anonymousreply 19August 26, 2023 7:02 PM

Larry Fine Hillary Clinton

by Anonymousreply 20August 26, 2023 7:06 PM

"Our Paul!"

by Anonymousreply 21August 26, 2023 7:08 PM

Vivek Ramaswamy!

by Anonymousreply 22August 26, 2023 7:12 PM

lena dunham

by Anonymousreply 23August 26, 2023 7:23 PM

r21, watch streaming series Normal People. Your Paul's dong is the star of the show.

by Anonymousreply 24August 26, 2023 8:11 PM

Donald J. Trump. I heard it's like a lovely mushroom.

by Anonymousreply 25August 26, 2023 8:16 PM

Dylan O’Brien, Zac Efron, the Hemsworths, Pete Davidson,

by Anonymousreply 26August 26, 2023 8:18 PM

Nick Jonas

by Anonymousreply 27August 26, 2023 8:20 PM

My God, R12, why did no one tell me?

I have to go now. There’s a movie I need to rent.

Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 28August 26, 2023 8:29 PM

Our favorite bottoms: Shawn Mendes and Noah Schnapp.

by Anonymousreply 29August 26, 2023 8:30 PM

[quote]Which Celeb Cocks do we need to see ASAP?

Bea Arthur's

by Anonymousreply 30August 26, 2023 8:32 PM

R29 Shawn is micromeat

by Anonymousreply 31August 26, 2023 8:32 PM

Besides his cock, James Snyder’s pink hole also?

by Anonymousreply 32August 26, 2023 8:33 PM

Definitely in favor of many already mentioned upthread. Here are a few new names I'd add:

Jake Gyllenhaal Ryan Gosling Hugh Jackman Brad Pitt (I know it was in Playgirl, but those paparazzi pics were bad) Ryan Reynolds Chace Crawford Owen Wilson Luke Wilson Ian Somerhalder Christian McCaffrey

by Anonymousreply 33August 26, 2023 8:36 PM

Sebastian Croft. That boy is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 34August 26, 2023 8:38 PM

Nicholas Galitzine.

by Anonymousreply 35August 26, 2023 8:53 PM

Garrett Neff

by Anonymousreply 36August 26, 2023 8:54 PM

R33 No, you type like someone who is willing to forgive Aaron Schock.

by Anonymousreply 37August 26, 2023 9:03 PM

R37 😱😱😱

Never! Shitty person with a shit-encrusted hole. HARD PASS.

by Anonymousreply 38August 26, 2023 9:12 PM

I’d like a good unobstructed view of McConaughey’s McMeat

by Anonymousreply 39August 26, 2023 10:22 PM

Paul Rudd

by Anonymousreply 40August 26, 2023 10:27 PM

Beto O’Rourke

by Anonymousreply 41August 26, 2023 10:30 PM

The Romney sons.

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by Anonymousreply 42August 26, 2023 10:31 PM

R42, you haven’t been invited to their annual nude Thanksgiving dinner?

by Anonymousreply 43August 26, 2023 10:33 PM

John Cena

by Anonymousreply 44August 26, 2023 10:33 PM

Adam Kinzinger

by Anonymousreply 45August 26, 2023 10:54 PM

Woody Harrelson. Ed Begley Jr.

by Anonymousreply 46August 26, 2023 11:51 PM

Watching a shitty Amazon horror movie starring Josh Lucas. I demand Josh Lucas cock as reparations.

by Anonymousreply 47August 26, 2023 11:56 PM

Jimmy Garoppolo.

by Anonymousreply 48August 26, 2023 11:58 PM

I would suck on the Persian cock of Sam Asghari.

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by Anonymousreply 49August 27, 2023 12:00 AM

R48: YES! I want to see it all: big juicy Italian dick and hairy hole.

by Anonymousreply 50August 27, 2023 12:00 AM

I cosign for Pete (Davidson and Buttigieg), Jon Hamm, Garoppolo, Hader and Sudeikis. And speaking of Ted Lasso let's add Brett Goldstein and Phil Dunster to the list.

I don't think even James Spader can see his own dick these days....not sure if I'd like to see it.

by Anonymousreply 51August 27, 2023 12:05 AM

John Davidson’s! Now, afore it’s too late!

And Svengoolie’s because people are always tossing rubber chickens at him; it would be poetic justice for him to throw his condomed cock back at us.

by Anonymousreply 52August 27, 2023 12:10 AM

We’ll never see any of them, except if it’s accidental.

by Anonymousreply 53August 27, 2023 12:15 AM

This thread is worthless without dick pics.

by Anonymousreply 54August 27, 2023 12:16 AM

Henry Cavill

James Marsden

And if I'm including news people:

Morgan Chesky

Danny Cevallos

by Anonymousreply 55August 27, 2023 12:18 AM

Liam Hemsworth

by Anonymousreply 56August 27, 2023 12:46 AM

R33 You ARE a whore, darlin, that’s why you type like one. Family knows family

by Anonymousreply 57August 27, 2023 12:48 AM

R16 I can smell it

by Anonymousreply 58August 27, 2023 12:49 AM

R57 😘

by Anonymousreply 59August 27, 2023 12:55 AM

Can someone please explain the appeal of Pete Davison?

by Anonymousreply 60August 27, 2023 1:31 AM

Trudeau, Macron & Sánchez

by Anonymousreply 61August 27, 2023 1:45 AM

R60 solely the sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 62August 27, 2023 4:10 AM

John King from CNN. I've always figured he was well endowed. I'd like to know one way or the other.

by Anonymousreply 63August 27, 2023 4:42 AM

Brendan Patricks who played Evelyn Napier on Downtown Abbey

by Anonymousreply 64August 27, 2023 4:51 AM

Foghorn Leghorn.

by Anonymousreply 65August 27, 2023 5:03 AM

Did anyone say Michael B. Jordan yet? If not, Michael B. Jordan

by Anonymousreply 66August 27, 2023 5:25 AM

Dylan Mulvaney

by Anonymousreply 67August 27, 2023 5:29 AM

Beck Bennett

Colin Jose

Kyle Mooney

Bobby Moynihan

Kate McKinnon

by Anonymousreply 68August 27, 2023 5:36 AM

Matthew Modine

by Anonymousreply 69August 27, 2023 1:04 PM

R69 Maybe 30 years ago

by Anonymousreply 70August 27, 2023 1:05 PM

Yes Dylan's shenis!

by Anonymousreply 71August 27, 2023 1:09 PM

Matthew Modine's cock in 1997

by Anonymousreply 72August 27, 2023 1:15 PM

Matthew Modine's cock helicoptering and shooting ropey loads because he's riding Nicolas Cage's raw cock.

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by Anonymousreply 73August 27, 2023 1:18 PM

If we're time traveling back to the late 90s, let's not miss Matt Dillon in his Wild Things era. 👀😋😈

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by Anonymousreply 74August 27, 2023 2:39 PM

[quote] I meant on board with your pick.

I think you meant “on board with your prick.”

by Anonymousreply 75August 27, 2023 2:59 PM

I’ve always wanted to see Kevin Costner’s. I bet it’s not girthy, but probably long.

by Anonymousreply 76August 27, 2023 3:02 PM

Nic Robertson from CNN. A truly massive bulge. Very apparent in his YouTube video about Macedonian wine in Napa valley. See for yourself!

by Anonymousreply 77August 27, 2023 3:27 PM

Luke Kirby aka Lenny Bruce on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

by Anonymousreply 78August 27, 2023 3:31 PM

R6 and R16, Justin Kirk has shown his impressive cut cock before in the film FLANNEL PAJAMAS...

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by Anonymousreply 79August 27, 2023 3:56 PM

... and the TV miniseries ANGELS IN AMERICA.

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by Anonymousreply 80August 27, 2023 3:56 PM

Josh Hartnett

Daniel Craig

Sean Connery, the young version

by Anonymousreply 81August 27, 2023 4:01 PM

R77 Great link

by Anonymousreply 82August 27, 2023 4:05 PM

So, basically all celebrities? 😉🤣

by Anonymousreply 83August 27, 2023 4:10 PM

Russell Tovey's - the most masculine gay cock ever.

by Anonymousreply 84August 27, 2023 4:13 PM

Garrett Neff

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by Anonymousreply 85August 27, 2023 4:33 PM

Max Emerson

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by Anonymousreply 86August 27, 2023 4:36 PM

J D Pardo Danny Pino

by Anonymousreply 87August 27, 2023 4:50 PM

Sven-Ole Thorsen circa 1987

by Anonymousreply 88August 27, 2023 5:14 PM

Not a celeb outside DL but that beautiful Italian twink real estate agent.

by Anonymousreply 89August 27, 2023 5:19 PM

Pet Shop Boy Chris Lowe, circa 1987

by Anonymousreply 90August 27, 2023 5:20 PM

Daniel Craig has showed cock in a few films.

by Anonymousreply 91August 27, 2023 7:40 PM

Josh O'Connor.

Full unobscured vision/access, a fully erect and turgid member.

by Anonymousreply 92August 28, 2023 1:52 PM

I find Josh O'Connor to be highly unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 93August 28, 2023 6:27 PM

Donald Trump JR

by Anonymousreply 94September 1, 2023 2:31 PM

Ny Giants' QB Daniel Jones...the man is so cute...bet his is long and slender with a lovely nut sack nestled amidst warm and fluffy pubic hair!

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by Anonymousreply 95September 1, 2023 2:42 PM

Quarterback Josh Allen

by Anonymousreply 96September 1, 2023 2:44 PM

R93 I find Josh O'Connor to be highly Attractive.

There, I fixed it for you.

by Anonymousreply 97September 1, 2023 3:01 PM

R2 We've already seen Willem DeFaoe's cock, and it's impressive.

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by Anonymousreply 98September 1, 2023 3:32 PM

R98, Did Madonna hit that?

by Anonymousreply 99September 1, 2023 3:42 PM

r19 already seen William Franklyn-Miller’s cock

by Anonymousreply 100September 19, 2023 9:58 AM

Where, r100? I haven't seen it.

- r19 IIRC

by Anonymousreply 101September 19, 2023 1:27 PM

Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 102September 19, 2023 7:56 PM

Roseanne

by Anonymousreply 103September 19, 2023 8:07 PM

FORREST TUCKER.

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by Anonymousreply 104September 19, 2023 9:50 PM

Jonny Bailey and Matt Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 105September 19, 2023 9:52 PM

Harry Sussex

by Anonymousreply 106September 19, 2023 9:58 PM

R82 Then there was the story Nic did about the order of nuns known for their artisanal candles. Bulge for days.

by Anonymousreply 107September 20, 2023 3:02 AM

r107 great link

by Anonymousreply 108September 20, 2023 3:06 AM

R107 Remember his piece about the migrant workers in Northern California who charted on the country top 40 with a song about chicken and rice? Vivid VPL! I believe that one’s on Vimeo.

by Anonymousreply 109September 20, 2023 3:32 AM

r109 Meh, you tried

by Anonymousreply 110September 20, 2023 3:34 AM

Tim Tebow's

by Anonymousreply 111September 20, 2023 3:58 AM

R110 r77 r108 It takes 3x for you to catch on?

by Anonymousreply 112September 20, 2023 3:59 AM

As a size queen, I want to see all the ones that are rumored to be large.

by Anonymousreply 113September 20, 2023 4:08 AM

U.S. Senator Jon Ossoff (D-GA):

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by Anonymousreply 114September 20, 2023 7:36 AM

I want to see Jon Ossoff and Pete Buttigieg standing knob to knob.

by Anonymousreply 115September 20, 2023 2:50 PM

I want to see Jon Ossoff and me lying down, knob to mouth.

by Anonymousreply 116September 20, 2023 3:09 PM

R114, He reminds me of David Hogg, and neither is attractive.

by Anonymousreply 117September 20, 2023 4:51 PM

Hogg and Ossoff are intelligent, serious and thin and quite attractive enough for me!

by Anonymousreply 118September 20, 2023 5:42 PM

I'll gladly let David Hogg and Jon Ossoff have a swordfight in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 119September 20, 2023 7:30 PM

The Preppy Killer's.

by Anonymousreply 120September 23, 2023 3:55 AM

I have always wanted to see Zac Efron's cock. I'd settle for that. Or Jon Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 121September 23, 2023 4:04 AM

I want to see Mark Wahlberg's cock, just to compare it with prosthetic.

by Anonymousreply 122September 25, 2023 3:14 AM
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