Eldergays: Gather us around the fireplace and tell us about Steven Bauer

B- probably.

I recall him during the 198os from Scarface and a few made for TV movies. He was at his peak a B list. But he was stunningly handsome.

Not an eldergay yet, but I still remember the first time I saw him in a movie from the 80s on a rented video. Thief of Hearts. Damn! Muy caliente.

In looking up his history and trying to see why he went by “Bauer” and not “Echevarría” I learned that his mother’s parents were Jewish refugees from Hitler. Who knew?

As an adolescent, I used to watch him in the bilingual sitcom ¿Qué Pasa USA? aimed at acclimating Cubans new to the country.

It ran at midnight, which was convenient for me because I could jerk off in the basement without interruption while gazing at Steven Bauer in his jeans and tight shirts. Incredibly charismatic with a perpetual aura of sex.

I thought he was the most desirable guy in the world.

i give the actor credit for hanging in there and continuing to get cast for 40 years

that ain't easy

hmmm rubbing sunblock on his chest and stomach gave me the boners as an aspiring cock enthusiast.

"Melanie was attracted to his intellectual approach to acting"

I didn’t recognize him as Don Eladio.

He first fell into my pubescent gayling orbit via the very homoerotic crime soap Wiseguy.

I loved him as Don Eladio in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. He was so handsome when he was young, but even as an older man, he was charming and charismatic. I didn’t know he had a kid with Melanie Griffith.

Que Pasa USA could be funny and he was adorable in that.

OP not only replicated the topic of this thread, but he actually stole the original posters words and all this time. This was posted between 1 to 2 years ago. Now the OP (the same one who just made a Paul Mescal thread despite always bitching about Paul Mescal threads) copied and pasted it.

As I said on the other thread, he saved our threads and duplicates/replicates them. What sane person does this?

R13 wait, he’s gonna say “wrong person! Check my posting history!” Or something of the sort. He does the same thing over and over.

[quote]Not an eldergay yet, but

Sure, Jan.

Solid character actor whose career was derailed by drugs. Melanie bailed him out financially a few times and paid for a few stints in rehab.

He was A list until nothing worked out. Treat Williams was another. Don Johnson (after mMiami Vice ), John Hamm etc. it happens.

I remember the first time seeing him in a TV movie, called Sword of Gideon. It was about the secret commandoes who went after the terrorists responsible for the Munich Olympics murders of the Jewish athletes. He was gorgeous. Spielberg lifted his movie Munich from the TV movie.

He was a very handsome man indeed, but sadly the combination of his genes with Melanie Griffith's didn't produce an attractive son.

Also R16, I don't want to imagine how messed up someone's life must be for them to have to rely on assistance from the car crash known as Melanie Griffith.

I’m not sure he was ever A-list.

He was never an A-Lister. Most of his parts were in B films

LESBIAHN!!

Does 45 count as eldergay now? I don’t feel elder yet, but the countdown start on my next birthday.

By the way R15, you can stick Jan up your flaccid asshole. She’ll feel right at home.

I saw him years ago in a small production of “Bent”.

At his prime, standing shirtless on the apron of the stage, dirty talking another character into orgasm. He was amazing.

He seems like he would be a fun guy to have on a set.

That goes a long way.

IMO, you have to be 55 to qualify as an Eldergay. I know some feel 40 is elderly but so what.

Michael Nouri Michael Pare Michael Ontkean Jeff Fahey and Steven Bauer

are all an 80s blur in my head

Michael Pare was fucking hot. WEHT him

Scalding hot in "Thief of Hearts."

HBO played Thief of Hearts all the time after midnight in the '90s.

Prime JO material for me as a horny teen.

He was no Chad Everett!

He was never A-list, Scarface was not considered successful when it was released. It's developed a cult following, but at the time it was released it was considered a dissapointment. That was the only A-list film Bauer was ever in, so...

R31, yeah, you can get a brief glimpse of his cut cock in "Thief of Hearts" as he puts on his underwear after the sex scene.

Hubba-Hubba! 23 Skidoo!

His face is gorgeous from left and the right but head-on looks a bit odd. Like Edward James Olmos mixed with Everett McGill.

He was good in Scarface. More handsome than Al Pacino.

Why, is he dead? Why is everyone writing in the past tense?

Odd. Hi is such a hunk and his sons look like runts.

His career is.

[quote] He was good in Scarface. More handsome than Al Pacino.

That's the lowest bar I've ever seen set...

[quote]I was blown by young Steven Bauer

He was a list. The hollywood powers tried him out & it didn’t happen. I posted above somewhere

R13 stop complaining. We all know Muriel is eccentric, no need to highlight it.

OP- He looks QUEER in that photo.

R13:

Hey Psycho, produce a link to the thread I allegedly plagiarized. I fucking watched Scarface on Netflix and couldn’t believe the hot side kick was Don Eladio from Better Call Saul. And after finding out he was married to Melanie Griffith, I figured DL could give me some insight into his reputation as a hot young actor.

I swear, this site needs a feature we’re people can be referred for mental evaluations!

He was in Snapdragon with Pamela Anderson.

Melanie has had some good dick in her life. I don't know if I've ever envied a woman more.

Remember when he was the hot shirtless boxer in the Pointer Sisters' "Dare Me" video?

I shot so many loads to the sex scene in Thief of Hearts

Don't gorgeous hot actors have to put out on the casting couch to get to the A-list?

Didn’t he go all MAGA?

Melanie Griffith was one lucky bitch, getting pounded nightly by Steven Bauer, Don Johnson and Antonio Banderas when they were all in their prime. She got some premium dick.

R49, I did not remember or even realize that!

What a fun song, and the two boxers, one being Steven Bauer, from the video are immensely appealing to my eyes.

I've never considered Melanie Griffith hot or even very attractive, so it's always baffled me how she scored such prime cock.

Steven was also in the video for the Eurythmics "Would I Lie to You"

At about 4:11 some lucky guy gets to pat his ass...

R7 = Helen Hunt.

Steven Bauer: Video Vixen.

R55 I think Melanie is attractive, but in a sort of earthy way. She also has a natural sensuality about her that I think many straight men would find attractive. She strikes me as the kind of woman who is really down for it in the bedroom.

He did an SVU in the early days and he looked like shit.

I thought he was extremely annoying in BCS and BB. Always laughing really hard at his own jokes. I know he was supposed to be a hateable d-bag but still.

I was molested in the sock section at the Eddie Bauer store.

R52, where'd you hear that?

Poor Steven. It turns into a B list Trump thread. Kudos girls.

I first saw him in Que Pasa USA and was instantly smitten . Him and Andy Garcia were my dream lovers for many years.

So hot in the “Thief of Hearts” video.

Nice shots of him in his boxers.

What are his views on homosexuality?

Did the female lead in “Thief of Hearts” leave showbiz to pursue her dream of becoming an undesirable librarian?

The OP literally copied and pasted this thread from someone else. True story.

Can’t believe this person is serious.

R52 and R63 - I went digging...

This is ten years ago (he was 57 and his Tea Party lovin' girlfriend was 18).

I wish I hadn’t seen that pic of him, 57, with 18 year old. Maybe the coloring is just off. He looks spray tan or orange. His signature black hair is I don’t know what color, with a perm.

Lip fillers, facelift likely —- just don’t have that same whatever he had before.

Oh dear. That pic of him and the 18 year old is an absolute dick wilter.

Poor Steven in Thief of Hearts. Breaking in to find ugly Melissa Manchester at home.

R68, she was Mrs. Tom Hayden from 1993 until his death in 2016.

r48 Having kids with a bunch of different men is the epitome of trash. Hell, even the Kardashians don't do that.

This has nothing to do with Muriel.

It's all to do with her crazy sister, Solange.

Did he ever do nudity?

He had this scene in "Thief of Hearts".

Dude. You literally copied and pasted this from an old thread. I saw it with my own eyes. This is insane

In the early seasons of 'One Day At A Time' he guest starred as a Cuban refugee whose only chance of staying in America was to get married. Of course, Barbara Cooper lost a contest among her school friends (who wanted to help him) and she was the designated bride to be. Ann Romano tried to talk her out of it but she insisted on following through. Of course, by the end of the episode he backs out and they don't get married. Too bad - he would've been a nice addition.

He ended up being a poor man’s Andy Garcia, Andy Garcia also ended up being a poor-man’s Andy Garcia.

Wow R70, that is a HARD 57.

[quote]Gather us around the fireplace

Are there smores?

The ODAAT episode Bauer was in aired on February 15, 1981 called "I Do, I Do". Bonnie Franklin jogs around the set, acts exasperated with Barbara, and shows a whole lot of emotion. I don't know why she didn't win an Emmy for this episode (jk).

The imdb synopsis: Barbara takes up political activism in the form of a man who is about to be deported to a country who wants to execute him.