What are you doing right at this moment?

Doing work I procrastinated

Watching today's episode of The Young and the Restless. I'm hoping what's happening is going to result in a "Victor has Alzheimer's" storyline.

Typing these words

OP has no prospects.

LOVE the 1995 P&P.

Colin Firth is by far the best Darcy. Love Saffy as Lydia. My only complaint is that Jane is not nearly beautiful enough. I will give Rosamund Pike that she was very attractive and made a great Jane in the Keira Knightley P&P.

Cold Case reruns on Roku. You know your at least gonna get some good music if they're investigating a crime from the 90s.

I'm playing ball with my pup out back. This is the first time I've used this image service . I hope it works. Otherwise, I'm ElderLame@

I'm playing ball with my pup out back. This is the first time I've used this image service . I hope it works. Otherwise, I'm ElderLame@

Post it again ElderLame!

Cute, cute pooch, r8. Not lame, just elder.

This a second shot in his pool.

Agreed R5. Jane in the 1995 version looked like a placid milk cow.

I am watching “A Very English Scandal” and sipping a nice port.

The shot came up for me! Pool shot should be posting shortly!

He's a player!

Hee hee. I’m engaged with The Golden Girls on Hallmark Channel. Dorothy is marrying Stan for the second time.

Waiting for clothes to dry so I can pack for vacation. Watching House Hunters, two 30 year old twinks in DC.

Tucked in bed, AC blasting Watching Christian Amanpour and Company on PBS

Backing up a thread that just got deleted.

Which thread, r18?

Good lord why R18?

I'm typing here on the datalounge while listening to a BBC documentary about Daryll Rowe a good looking Scottish hairdresser who purposely infecting MANY other gay males with the HIV virus.

Reading Greg's roasted potatoes with semolina recipe. It also adds the how-can-you-go-wrong triumvirate of garlic, EVOO, and rosemary.

Going back to the Flame Warriors archive PD is obviously the "Archivist".

Vodka Tonic and posting. Sort of fighting with a poster, but not really, not in any serious way.

Whenever necessary or feasible, R23.

I was mid-reply when they took it, so it was still open in my browser.

Evidently a tissue was insufficient for reply 115.

Kind of glad you are doing that PD. It's weird when threads just disappear.

It has to be open in my browser to be able to do it. Once they're gone, they're gone. Not even the Wayback Machine can recover them.

Looking for a sequel thread on the DL about celeb images turned into pulp novel covers.

The 1st thread maxed out at 600 today,

So far nothing.

Sipping some sauvignon blanc and watching my dumb (RESCUE!) cat clean himself in his fluffy bed…

Trying to figure out how to take an image from the dl & use it as my

screen saver or even post it to Pinterest but so far no luck at all.

I am curious PD why you are so freaky about archiving and socks. What happened to you?

Why don't you make one, R28?

I'm reading Datalounge.

Whatever you do R15 don't spoil the ending.

The DL will hate you for sure!

Adorable kitty.

Lishening to thish. And enjoying it!

Finishing my second scotch and amaretto and watching last week's episode of "And Just Like That".

R32 I just did as you suggested. It has Dame Edna as the next choice.

Thoughts?

[quote]R31: I am curious PD why you are so freaky about archiving and socks. What happened to you?

Were you reply 128, who asked me, "Well, I don't know what happened to traumatize you but you may want to talk to Gerg because you are obviously sensitive to socks"?

Why do you assume (hope?) something 'happened' to me? Here's how I visualize you asking me:

Any help for the problem at R30 guys?

Because obviously something has happened to make you very paranoid R39.

To clarify most posters are not overly concerned about comments on an anonymous board

R40, last resort would be to press 'control'/PrtSc', open Paint, paste it into that, and save it.

'Paranoid' about what, R41?

[quote]R42: To clarify most posters are not overly concerned about comments on an anonymous board

You'd best ask that of the sock users who run dozens of accounts here. They're 𝑤𝑎𝑎𝑎𝑎𝑦 more concerned about comments on an anonymous board than I am.

As for that thread, I just stick it in a file and forget about it. But were someone to ask about it, I could answer, maybe, if it suited me.

Uh huh. I used to enjoy your posts on religion PD but I'm starting to think you are truly a nutter.

I just now finished watching the 4-part 1930 serial "Mephisto" with a very young Jean Gabin. Top that!

[quote] most posters are not overly concerned about comments on an anonymous board

You could have fooled me.

[quote]R44: Uh huh. I used to enjoy your posts on religion PD but I'm starting to think you are truly a nutter.

Uh-huh. Like 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 never been said to me before by many dozens of sock accounts.

But indulge me: how exactly am I a nutter? For saying there's socks here? There are.

For archiving the thread? It was within my ability to do it, and the censorship annoyed me.

Of course there are socks. The question is why so vigilante on an anonymous board? That's why you sound paranoid and crazy.

I'm going to bed. I'll check in tomorrow PD.

[quote]R48: The question is why so vigilante on an anonymous board?

Explain what's 'vigilante' here. Backing up the thread? I was mid-post in a reply, and somebody bawled to the admins and had it taken out.

Does it bother you that it still exists?

No it doesn't R50. Now I'm def off to bed. Night.

Typing why someone is worried about a poster who is archiving their socks.

And watching James Bond in Die Another Day with Pierce and Cray Cray Halle while sipping Taittinger's 61( sorry no Bollinger's 61-ran out). Finally got to open up my goodie box I ordered from Dibruno Brothers (in Philly)

Naked in the heat

Watching CNN with a FULL glass of wine

The shun goesh up... I shink about you... the coffee cup.. I shink about you...

Surfing DL and texting packaging suppliers in China. Launching a second brand in the new year.

[quote] 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice. Best version ever.

Trash. A total howler that drags the story through the mud.

Full of forehead slappers when it comes to depicting the period. At the end, Darcy and Elizabeth are in a carriage and they kiss. IN PUBLIC. In the early 19th century? She might as well have sucked him off in the carriage — that would have been no more scandalous.

The 1980 version is much more faithful to the book, and the period. And considering that it’s arguably the greatest novel written in the English language, staying faithful is important, isn’t it?

R29, great photo (light is perfect) and your cat looks adorable. He doesn't look dumb, but if you say so, I'll trust your judgment.

I am thoroughly brushing my teeth with my Oral-B electric toothbrushes. Two passes with two different kinds of brush heads.

Any help for the problem at [R29] guys?

[QUOTE]Trying to figure out how to take an image from the dl & use it as my screen saver or even post it to Pinterest but so far no luck at all.

Am having some toast and waiting for my sleeping meds to kick in.

I'm waiting for my Cheesy Cauliflower Slice to finish baking before heading out for a trivia night (I'm in Sydney). Life doesn't get much more exciting eh?

Having a piece of lemon pie and watching Chris Hayes.

[quote] watching the 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice

Depression Barbie? Is that you?

I agree that the 1995 P & P is the best version that I have seen. It was able to incorporate more of the scenes from the novel than the much shorter later film. I didn't see the 1980 version. However, just this past Saturday I saw Pride and Prejudice the Musical at a summer theater near me. VERY ODD! The music was very anachronistic to the period, the play was quite miscast, and Bingley was played as an absolute imbecile. The voices were mostly ok, but large swaths of the story were left out and it ended up feeling a bit "ranty", honing in on Elizabeth Bennet's independent streak and how society of the day frowned upon independent women as the biggest takeaway of the novel, instead of the character growth that both Darcy and Elizabeth undergo over the course of the novel. It also missed most of the humor. There was every sort of accent displayed, none of them sounding the least bit authentic. I applaud the intent, but I'm not sure that this novel in particular lends itself to adaptation as a musical.

Thanks so much guys from Elder Lame upthread @ r7 and r8. And his pool stuff at r11. He's snug and bug-shaped right now ❤.

I had a Shingrix shot yesterday and felt a little under-the-weather all day, so I'm going to bed early (for me) tonight. I just finished wordle, and I spend the evening watching TV, reading the news, looking at the latest Randy Rainbow and planning the rest of my week.

Anal bleaching. Trying to get a nice shade of pink instead of this deep brown almost black stained hole.

Scrolling DataLounge at work, having absolutely nothing urgent to do.

R55 I want you sho, it'sh like I'm loshing my miiiiiind

Lying on the floor of my bedroom, covered in research imagery, listening to an episode of TV's "Alice".

Getting ready to watch the last 2 episodes of DOOL on Peacock.

Catch ya all later.

Laying in bed, procrastinating. I’m listening to my morning music channel on YouTube.

I should be up and in the shower but I’m a notorious procrastinator and will do what I always do - get out of bed at the last minute and rush and spaz around and get to work ten to fifteen minutes late.

Also laying in bed, procrastinating. I'm posting on this time-suck of a site.

R71 I'm the exact way. I just hate leaving my bed in the morning.

Right now I am miserable because my internet provider screwed up my upgrade install yesterday and now I have no internet until tomorrow sometime before noon. I'm old and using a cell phone for internet is causing me great angst.

I’m R29 cat guy; my kid is leaving tomorrow to go back to university across the continent, so I’m making this recipe plus grilled halloumi. I’m feeling not great. The kid’s a bit (actually a LOT) of an asshole drama queen, but still…

Being violated.

I just finished creating 26 super heroes from 26 different places.

I'm wore out.

I'm sitting here happy as a pig in slop because the AT&T tech came out and took care of my issues and I now have my internet back. I thought about it last night after not having internet (other than on my cell phone) for more than a day and how miserable I was, and I came to the conclusion I am a true internet addict.

Just finished lunch and cleaning up the kitchen. Will be doing some crocheting this evening, if the weather cooperates. 🧶

What kind of weather does crocheting require? Lots of evening light so as not to have to turn on the whale oil lamps?

^^^^ Nope, sold all my lamps at the last local flea market(enough to keep me in yarn for a few months) 😉

I like to sit at a local pocket park and do some stitching. And hopefully await the arrival of the Mister Softee™ truck. 🍦 Love me some soft-serve.

Gotcha, r81. I get a frozen Coke at our neighborhood McD's and worry they might not have any left and need to resort to the blueberry (it's OK). The yellow one? Never again.

Alice season 3

Doing my groceries online.

r82 When you GOTTA' have a treat then you NEED to get a treat. I can walk a few blocks for a soft-serve, and there's another shop about a mile away, but sometimes I want my treat to come to me. 👅 🤗

Just finished watching 4 SVUs from Season 11 with an elderly relative to beat the heat. The first one had Jacklyn Smith, Morgan Fairchild, Susan Anton & The Nanny's tv mom in it. The last one had Sharon Stone as the a.d.a.

Fighting odor

I'm Elder Lame from above. I kind of got my pup's recent pool romp. I'm very bad with video and feel very accomplished now that I may have succeeded to put some online. It even looks like action slo-mo!

Oh, well. Maybe another night. He was splashing like nobodies' business for a while and I'm new at this.

We'll be back.

Sitting with Dachshund on love seat, smiling

Just woke up from a little nap. Might go out & clean out my shed before it gets dark here.

Drawing on my new IPad Pro with the Apple Pencil

Killing it at the office. Landed a potential whale earlier today. This will be my third whale this year, if the deal goes through.

It’s nice to finally be regaining professional confidence again.

Waiting for a 10mg weed gummy to kick in so I can sleep like a champ.

Snacking on a ONE pumpkin pie protein bar watching my baseball team suck on TV.

Sunning and farting on Cyprus!

Eating a Lindy's Lemon Italian Ice (superior to Luigi's) and petting and patting my dachshunds. I have to give them an equal amount of pats because I swear they can count and know if one gets one or two more pats than the other.

Omg r97! I’m petting my dachshund, Duke, right now.

R97 my dachshund and my Boston Terrier are exactly the same as your dachshunds. Mine are insanely jealous of each other in regards to attention I give them . I try to be an equal opportunity lover like you.

Going to bed early.

Don’t go to bed r100. Go out and party naked on a Tuesday nite.

I'm deciding if I take my phone or my Kindle to the toilet with me as I feel a post-dinner poop brewing.

^^^Oh God, why did I read that?!

Just brushed and flossed, prior to going to bed. I get to crack a new crossword puzzle book I picked up last week, it promises to be a real head scratcher because the puzzles are rated HARDEST. Conventional wisdom says not to read anything too mentally stimulating before retiring for the day, but I've never had a problem falling asleep.

Watching Jimmy Carr clips on YouTube. Drinking passionflower and valerian tea.

Just watched “Only Murders in the Building,” and now I’m watching a hummingbird in the lantanas. Time to walk the dog then fire up the grill for dinner!

I'm solving a rubik's cube. Jealous much bitches?

Watching the US Open on ESPN HD.

Just feeling very happy because we've heard from Bronze Age Gay, the classiest guy on DL. All is right with the world.

This is such a lovely thread.

Seriously.

I love threads like this. ❤️

Trolling online

R111, serious & sincere questions:

Does it not bore TF out you, ever?

And what do you derive from it? Genuinely curious. No judgement, I promise. Just attempting to understand.

Just finished watching "Souvenirs perdus" (1950) a really good film with a gorgeous young Yves Montand and a gorgeous young Gerard Philipe. Get your own copy at moviedetective.net (has English subtitles).

Having a nice talk with the ex-wife about this weekend& the new job I start soon and her retirement soon.

She is always asking when Shaun and I are getting married!! I love trolling on FB, BTW,I like trolling Saudi mens, having them show me yummy Saudi married cocks. I find it relaxing.

Listening to old Elvis Costello albums.

Just got home from Earth, Wind & Fire + Lionel Richie concert and trying to wind down to sleep.

r109 "Why Cap'n Butler, the things you say." 🤗

I'm drinking a Waterloo Grape Sparkling Water.

Working on Labour Day

Watching the Third Man with Joseph Cotten and Orson Welles.

By the way have any of you ever read "The Lone Rider of Santa Fe" by Holly Martis?

Feelin bitchy

HANDSOME DOG UP THREAD

Mustering the will to take my cans to the recycling center.

Sitting in the movie show thinkin’’nasty thoughts.

Watching TCM all day campy atrocious films from the 60s.

Cubs vs the Giants

Mahler 2, Claudio Abbado, Chicago Symphony Orchestra, 1977

Just woke up from a nap outside. Went in to get a drink. Thought about making a cocktail but settled for iced tea instead.

Just picked up some beer and Taco Bell. About to finish season 3 of Suits.

Considering going over to get a seat at the fountain, may do a little stitching there. The temp is high, 95℉, but the humidity is low, 42%. Might be worth it once the sun dips behind some buildings, that usually allows a bit of a breeze to find us.

Also thinking about that half of a pint of Baskin-Robbins Pralines n' Cream that is calling to me from the freezer.

Glad I watered all my plants thoroughly today, maybe I can give them a miss until Wednesday.

Hee hee hee

Just played a game of Solitaire. I was informed at the end that I beat "99.9% of players". I don't believe it. I think it's just to stroke my ego so I'll play more.

Just took my fig pie out of the oven.

Just got back from breakfast out, to which I got treated. 🎉

Returned to find my favorite parking space, which is the one I pulled out of this morning, was right there waiting for me. What a good boy am I. 🤗

Dreading the neighborhood music festival scheduled for Sunday. Traffic, both vehicular and pedestrian, will be KA-razy!

It's 830am here in La Jolla, I just finished making a ton of Danish for today!! I send the future husband to work with 4 trays of Danish(all marked off with what they are) Yes, there are Fig and Prune Danishes in the trays, along with Cherry, Blueberry, Peach, Apricot, Apple and Strawberry Rhubarb. I had to use up some of the preserves(there was alot there). Ceceila, my old housekeeper-chef made the dough(Thank God).

I'm about to trim my hair with a #2 shield. It's been about 9 months since my last haircut, so wish me luck.

Fig pie? No offense bit I've never been able to stomach figs due to the wasp thing.

Lying in bed, taking a sick day from work.

Listening to the "ah-ah-ah-ah-ah"s in the Beach Boys "You Still Believe in Me."

R 137, Only the exoskeleton remains, but I’ve never seen the remains, and I’ve been eating fresh figs in season for years.

Smoking a cigarette and listening to Bad Finger, Day After Day.

Scratching my itchy left palm. Does itchy left palm mean I'll be receiving money or parting with money?

I've always heard that👍.

Scratching my left ass cheek

This!

Eating a fun size Twix.

Looking and sounding better than ever

Watching old episodes of Dateline and scrolling websites for good gossip.

Goodbye pants

Freshly shaved taint

I wanted a different breakfast so I just finished a pint of H. Dazs "bourbon van. bean truffle"

as I listen to a YT 1987 playlist that just shoved "Hold On" by W.P. on me. Ugh.

Watching the first season of The Bear. I thought it was supposed to be a comedy?

I'm "18" on Sniffies and live-playing with all the old daddy, illegal cock.

See the deputy soon.

It's still on the internet.

Waiting on my sister to come out of the fucking church; SHE called ME 30 mins ago to get a ride home. I mean, WTF?

And she's the type who HATES waiting on other people. Oh, and get this: I drive a 2009 Pontiac Vibe, and[bold]SHE JUST BOUGHT A GOTDAMN BRAND NEW FULLY LOADED HONDA ACCORD.[/bold] Which is in our driveway pining away for a driver, any driver.

She's got some sort of mental block about driving, so I'm her fucking chauffeur bcz I left the workforce to care for our parentsWaiting on my sister to come out of the fucking church; SHE called ME 30 mins ago to get a ride home. I mean, WYF?

And she's the type who HATES waiting on other people. Oh, and get this: I drive a 2009 Pontiac Vibe, and[bold]SHE JUST BOUGHT A GOTDAMN BRAND NEW FULLY LOADED HONDA ACCORD.[/bold] Which after 2 months is sitting in our driveway pining away for a driver, any driver.

She's got some sort of mental block about driving, so I'm her fucking chauffeur bcz I left the workforce to care for our parents and no longer have regular income, and am pretty much tied to the house 24/7.

I love her dearly, and know she doesn't realize what she's doing/not doing. And because she's such a strong Christian she doesn't see her issues as needing therapy outside prayer/fasting. So psych therapy is great for me, but it's not something she needs, because God.

Le sigh....

no one but you cares about that.

Just got out of the shower. I love showers btw…. I rubbed my body down with Kiehl’s Crème de Corps. I’m clean and moisturized! Gonna watch Big Brother at 7 pm cst.

I just had my chakras cleansed by a whispery woman on youtube.

I’m in Minnesota and there is a town called Assissy

Getting pregnant

that was me, r157.

i am a they/alien.

cho ku rei...aum...

[quote] I love her dearly, and know she doesn't realize what she's doing/not doing.

She knows what she's doing. Why not just drive off? She'll call you when she sees you're not outside the church, sitting in your car, waiting for her.

Why are you making excuses for her? She should be more considerate of you, since you're the one who's now impoverished, taking care of your parents.

What's next? She inherits all of your parents' assets?

Watching football and eating a mango. I’m still full from brunch so this this is dinner.

Maybe this was mentioned earlier in this thread, but this thread's question is ambiguous. What are you doing right, at this moment? Or what are you doing, right at this moment? What I'm doing right, is starting my usual wordle, answering a few crucial emails, and browsing datalounge. If I haven't finished all of that by 1 am, I'll be doing something wrong.

Scratching my cooter, y’all!!

How many loads, R159?

Just been for a swim, drying off on my balcony, watching the sun getting ready to set and thinking of stir fried prawns with ginger and basmati rice for late lunch / early dinner.

About to groom myself for a job interview. Wish me luck! 🍀

Just finished taking 3 Tylenol in Cinnabon pudding cup so I can get going today.

Have a ton of stuff to do for winter prep but no nrg today to do any of it.

How did your interview go, R167? Were they surprised when you showed up dressed as a groom?

Watching Below Deck while lying on my bed with my legs spread wide apart.

[quote]I left the workforce to care for our parents

You got fired.

I'm watching What Lies Beneath (2000) and eating leftovers.

I left the workforce to lay on my ass

I'm making orange chicken with something called pad thai noodles. Wish me luck!

Moping because I keep seeing “Garfield” as a thread title, but it’s actually “Gutfeld.”

I’m gutted.

Pad Thai, R173? So brave.

About to check the building’s lobby because I’m nosy….

Researching the average number of ejaculations per week I should be having based on my age. Apparently I'm ahead of the curve!

Got to run! Need to take the bed linens out of the washer /dryer!

I guess I'm going to be jerking off four times tonight to meet my quota.

I’m at the office today. Currently in the outdoor tenant lounge so I can warm up. The A/C is blasting in my space. And no I am not a 90 lb underdressed woman who is always complaining that it’s too cold. It really is too cold.

#RTOsucks #WFHreasons

Eating teriyaki broccoli beef bowl from Panera. Watching Kate on CNN.

Testing to see if DL will let me post this, as my posts aren't showing up on another thread.

^ It worked. Not sure why I can't post to the JFK assassination thread.

Deodorizing

Spreading joy

Lounging

Coughing.

I've had a dry cough for a week now.

My chest is sore from all the coughing.

I might be dying.

I found dark crumbs in my bed

Turns out I shit the bed a few yrs ago and forgot about it

I'm browsing the Goldbelly site. I have my eye on a Sour Cream Apple Walnut Pie from Little Pie Company.

Just changed underwear!

I just had a late dinner and I didn't leave room for dessert - I'm bummed about that.

Finishing up my air fried porterhouse steak and garden salad while watching the evening news.

Naked and scared

Naked with 101.5 fever. Want to sleep.

Drinking too much red wine, have an early meeting tomorrow and need to go to bed, but not tired.

R191 what is the texture like on an air fried porterhouse? Sounds awful.

[quote]I'm having a Seabreeze and watching the 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice.

I have no pride, so I'm fucking a rent boy who calls himself Seabreeze.

I'm ignoring my dog who is giving me the "It's time for you to go to bed, I want my couch" look.

Watching The trouble with Angels starring Rosalind Russell and Hayley Mills. Also the great Mary Wickes.

Pants off!

I'm having a beer and watching ' Breaking Away'. I feel nostalgic.

Eating vegetables.

“Na Na Na-vegetable.”

Vegetating

Resting watching Hot Bench

Eating food

Discovering what a hammer-headed bat is. Why the fuck does this thing exist?

Doing laundry, eating cheese, watching The Jimmy Dore Show.

I’ m between contracts this week so considering whether to embrace day drinking which I haven’t done since the pandemic. But the suns set over the yard arm somewhere in 45 minutes so what the hell, eh?

The sun’s set over the yard arm.

Just anticipating some “oh deared” queen piling in. Which is fare because I’ve “oh deared” plenty.

Oh god, “fair” not “fare”.

Oh dearing myself again.

Me eat Tang Tang.

Yum yum eatum up.

Watching the latest Joe Franklin interview.

Watching CBS Evening News with Norah O’Donnell

Getting ready to make cocktails and start cooking.

Thinking about how I need a shower. I'm just kind of sitting here putting it off

I had a shower an hour ago r214. Now I’m cozy in pajama pants and a hoodie because it’s chilly tonight but I don’t want to turn the heat on. Haven’t worn long pajama pants since the spring.

It gets dark by 7:30 now. It’s 8:15 and I feel ready for bed.

F&F R213

I just brushed my teeth to discourage any further eating this evening.

Watching “The Russians are Coming” on PBS. It’s not very good and (obviously) very dated and not in an interesting or fun way.

Lots of screaming white men. Women ignored, yelled at, or threatened with violence. Acting is shitty too

I’m mopping my face with Seabreeze.

Isn't "reading DL" the only possible answer to this question?

With Jennifer Ehle? One of my favorite actors!

Watching SNL with Jenna Ortega. I must have really needed a laugh because I couldn't stop during the first 30 minutes.

Bitchin’

Hungover in bed. This is why I rarely drink.

Taking a lunch break from work eating a frittata I made using RoTel's diced tomatoes and green chiles (drained), the eggs of course and then smothered with cheddar and now was reading this column, which does make for an amusing lunch, I must say.

That movie is probably why the Russians did not come. They do not want to be in the movie with all that bad acting.

Watching the Exorcist

R226 are you the DL Exorcist Stan? If so, get help.

No I haven’t seen it since I was a teenager. It didn’t scare me the first time so I’m giving it another chance

Yawn

Watching The Simpsons. Thinking about going to a bar, but I'd have to shower and get dressed.

Drinking a Boddington's Pub Ale and watching the old show One Step Beyond

Feeling like shit!

Looking for a sad song for the sad song DL thread.

I just took a Claritin.

I'm wondering if the Tribal People who try different foods from around the world on YT are really Tribal People or actors.

I picked up some Pad Thai from a restaurant I haven't been to before. I had a 25% discount from DoorDash.

Being mellow

Deodorizing

Probably being catfished on Facebook Messenger, but I'm bored. So whatever.

trying to wake my ass up. it's 6:02 am.

Sitting 🪑 on the toilet 🚽 taking a crap .

Just about to watch Pillow Talk.

Lying down on my cervical pillow

Manipulating my sphincter

My legs are spread wide.

I need to take em outside

Listening to a fucked up podcast

Listening to an episode of First Dates UK while typing here on the datalounge.

Taking a bath and watching the episode of naked and afraid with the Swedish guy and the woman from Texas who only wants a friend

Taking a 1/2 hour break after the first gentleman caller left for the evening, and before the next one arrives.

Listening to Neil Diamond.

♫Sweeet Caroline....good times never seemed so good.....♫

[quote] Taking a 1/2 hour break after the first gentleman caller left for the evening, and before the next one arrives.

What do you mean "taking a break"? Get in the bathroom and wash up!

I've gotten into the habit of watching an episode or two of To Tell The Truth on YT each evening. I like the Garry Moore years 1969-1976. I have decided Garry Moore was gay.

Thinking about Shelley Hack as Tiffany Welles.

Reheating a beanbag for my neck since I have seem to have pulled something while laying motionless overnight.

Flicking my bean

Procrastinating and thinking about dinner. I have stuff to cook, but not tacos. I'd really like some tacos and a margarita.

Orange crystal light and I’m naked

Eating boogers.

Eating my new Jenny Craig 2023 carrot cake dessert

Hee hee I can’t tell you

Just took a shower ( cleaned and shopped) today. So, I'm having a salad and baked potato, with a beer ( out of wine). Then I'm gonna take an Ambien and finally get some sleep, without having nightmares.

I notice Crystal Light is popular amongst DLers.

I just mowed the lawn and now I'm gonna have a wank.

Praying for a revolution of love!

After Tab, DLers like Crystal Light.

R265 I’ve been made aware Shelley Hack fans love love love Crystal Light soft drink beverage too.

I just had a meatloaf sandwich on King's Hawiian bread and three Pepperidge Farm strawberry Verona cookies.

[quote] [R265] I’ve been made aware Shelley Hack fans love love love Crystal Light soft drink beverage too.

Crystal Light comes in different flavors. I can no longer drink it, but when I did, I liked the peach iced tea.

I wonder what the DL's official Crystal Light flavor is.

R267, those strawberry Verona cookies look good. I don't think my local supermarket carries that, although they have Milanos and the more common flavors.

R2257 Fruit punch

[quote]those strawberry Verona cookies look good. I don't think my local supermarket carries that, although they have Milanos and the more common flavors.

The strawberry, blueberry and raspberry-apricot Verona cookies are good, nice shortbread base. The cherry not so good.

I’m making chicken wings and Kraft Mac and Cheese or rather, Mac ‘n Cheese and drinking a rum and Coke with my husband. The Hawkeyes are about to take the field against Michigan State. It’s College Game Day!

[quote] [R2257] Fruit punch

It may take a decade to get to that post number. Will this thread make it?

I'm recoding some old Corbin Fisher WMV porn videos to MP4. Like "Logan's Audition", for example.

Watching Baby Boy. Taraji P. Henson Has not aged.

Cooking a Stouffer's French Bread pizza in the air fryer and watching the rerun of SNL. I really like whoever this singer is.

Cheese and crackers in bed with diet Coke. And watching Dateline.

I just discovered Ground News site & I like it so far. Now off to bed.

Franklin & Bash is on Pluto! The 2nd best lawyer show ever!

It's Sunday evening and I'm about to get really stoned.

[...]

It’s almost 6am and I’m waiting for the sun to rise to start the farming process once again

Doing Datalounge with precious kitty by my side.

I'm contemplating advice I received from a friend today.

I was moaning about my general dissatisfaction with my life and he said "Just do something different. Even if it turns out to be wrong, just do something different". I agree with the do something different but not with the "even if it's wrong". I don't' need to create new problems. I know that he thinks I over think decisions, even restaurant choices, so I get where he's coming from but still....

I don't know.

I'm going to have some Talenti raspberry sorbetto now and I'll think about making changes even if they are wrong tomorrow.

Watching the last Cardinals game of the year

I'm having h a beer and listening to 'Alright Now'. It'll be a long evening.

Just put on my neck brace

Waiting for Baldur's Gate 3 to finish downloading

just poured my 2nd cup of morning coffee. perpetuating bullshit on the dl as usual.

R283, going to a different restaurant you may dislike is hardly “creating new problems in your life.” There's a spectrum; make a change on the low-risk end to start, or stop bitching about your “general dissatisfaction.”

Procrastinating making some work calls and finishing shit off! Please halp

Thanks for the input, r289. Bless!

Feeling disturbed by this winged unicorn (pegacorn?) toy. Is there an animal equivalent of the uncanny valley?

I’m at an Andie McDowell film festival

Wondering why I'm getting a deluge of Sofia Vergara spam on my Facebook feed. They know what I like (shirtless guys). Did something go wrong with their algorithm?

RV camping at the Georgia coast. With partner & the two dogs. Watching Expedition Unknown on TV.

On a hospital bed waiting for CAT scans.

Drinking hot lemon water while watching Drag Race: Allemagne while my cat is yelling to be fed. I am procrastinating on my French homework (does reading French subtitles count?) , but I'll do it after the show ends.

I just ate a muffin - I don't even know what kind it was, but it was delicious. Kind of like a snickerdoodle muffin.

What’s wrong r296? Hope you’re ok.

I’m laying in bed afraid to fall asleep because of a horrible stomach ache. I just did some yoga poses to try to relieve the cramping and gas pains but feel like I’m going to blow out my ass.

Too much fiber today apparently.

Brushing my poosie hairs before Lyin’ Rafael shows.

In an AA Zoom meeting.

I have the symptoms from the thread about the guy with sinus issues that turned out to be a tumor but luckily there was nothing showing up after the cat scan / mri that i did. So... yay?

I'm listening to Andy Kim sing "Rock Me Gently" on YT.

Eating whole wheat spaghetti finished with olive oil, butter, and Parmigiano-Reggiano. It's surprisingly good when you finish it in a skillet instead of just mixing everything in a bowl.

R299 how’s your stomach? I’m at urgent care with a bad stomach ache. I’ve had mine about a week though.

I just finished watching today's DOOL & popped in on the DL LOL!!!

Just put some cranberry juice into my water bottle for its health reasons but I hate the taste. Haven't had cj any for decades.

I called out today because my cold has moved to my head and I can’t even think.

Watching the I Love Lucy schedule following episode on Tubi.

I mean Pluto!

Always get them mixed up.

Pluto has a 24-hour streaming ILL channel.

I'm waiting to watch the vote to remove McCarthy as speaker. It's supposed to be a 1:30 but they're late.

spraying my pits

Watching the US House of Representatives rhetorically duke it out on whether they're going to oust McCarthy,

And waiting for actual fisticuffs

YAWN...I'M A LIB WATCHING POLITICS ALL DAY JUST AS BAD AS THE REPUKE FOX VIEWERS WATCHING POLITICS ALL DAY!

Watching "FBI: True" for the first time and the perps name is "Dykes"

Watching Men's Volleyball Olympic Qualifying Tournament - Brazil X Germany, and it's fucking tense. 🔥

I was just browsing online recipes for German donauwelle cake and decided it was too much work. I'll just wait for German Week at Aldi and buy their frozen version which is very good and how I discovered donauwelle cake to begin with.

Drinking iced tea. Mellow mood. Stunning looks, mild pain.

I just woke up & logged onto the DL. I just finished watching the "Over My Head" video on the Toni Basil b-day thread. It's a cute video but the song was too weak for me. I did wish she became a bigger singer tho.

Enjoying the HOR turmoil in my newsfeed but dread Jym Jordon getting the gavel. Better the Speaker devil you know then the Speaker devil you don't. I fear this could blow up in dem faces due to the Nov. budget being divided into smaller bills & zilch for Ukraine.

I'll have to order some groceries & other stuff to be delivered to my door today but I think I'll watch DOOL first so I have time for the Season 3 debut of Chucky later tonight.

I have to write an analysis for work and have put it off for a day and a half. I keep telling myself that no one is going to do it for me and the sooner I get it done I can jump in the pool and go for a swim. It’s a gorgeous day here in NY.

Just bought two Powerball tickets. Now I'm watching Law & Order until Survivor comes on.

I’m sitting here looking devastatingly gorgeous

R321 are you going to The Rusty Anchor tonight Blanche?

I just took a Doctor's Best B Complex vitamin.

I did the sway test and my body needed it today.

After having downed two sugar free redbulls I’m now unable to focus on the dull reading I have to do for my new job. And have wandered into Datalounge.

I’m kicking my legs out and in

Listening to Alan Locher interviewing soap writer Lisa Seidman.

Estoy leyendo 'Bendíceme, Ultima', por Rudolfo Anaya.

I'm jiggling my feet.

I'm watching you watching me.

Hire me.

I’m watching my neighbor scratch her ass as she walks past my house.

R325 let us know when you start whipping your hair back and forth

Eating well cooked pork. I’ve stopped eating undercooked pork

I'm having well-cooked pork in about twenty minutes. Making it myself with hominy. I love hominy.

Drinking a vodka tonic and about to start watching A Summer Place.

I just added "Additional Delivery Instructions" to my Amazon order specifying side porch. Even though "Side porch" is already checked in the basic delivery instructions, the drivers don't seem to comprehend. I wrote a nice little sentence that starts with "Please" and ends with "thanks very much". Hopefully that does the trick.

Avoiding tasks by noodling on guitar, a little stoned.

R335 add free bj

I just returned from a fall festival and now am having some ice tea, but feeling way too full from all the eating at the festival.

Watching the Iowa and Purdue game.

Watching college football on TV. Shelling peas from my garden.

I’m in bed, watching Law & Order SVU.

Sleepin juicy

Reading old Gone With The Wind threads on here, I'm currently halfway through the audiobook

^^ that’s a good belke

^belle

I just accepted an invitation to join a friend and his friend for dinner later at Texas Roadhouse.

This is unusual for me as I'm generally not spontaneous and need things planned in advance and I'm also not a fan of chain restaurants for dinner. But I'm trying to get out of my rut and do things differently than I always have and hopefully have more fun. Perhaps it is possible to teach an old dog new tricks?

Rearranging furniture so I can clean the floors before have my sister and her kids over for Thanksgiving tomorrow. I'm already regretting it.

I'm making Lentil Barley soup which is really a stew because it's so thick. It's very hearty, filling, healthful and tasty.

I have just sat down and having an ice cold Coke Zero after replacing the battery on my lawn tractor, and cutting the front and back lawns, and I must admit I'm fair exhausted.

I'm gettin' too old for this crud.

That reminds me R348. It's finally cooling off here which means time for Texas Red and corn bread and I make the BEST.

Off to the market for dried chilis!

R348 do you add celery? How many onions?

I'm chugging my morning coffee. it's kirkland signature medium roast from Costco. Listening to strongboi. My boston and my dachshund are on either side of my office chair waiting for additional milk bone mini's.

listening to cher

This

I'm just sitting here waiting for the nausea to pass from the iron pill I took earlier.

But it's preferrable to getting dizzy and passing out which is what happened a few months ago when I ended up in the hospital needing a blood transfusion because I was so severely anemic.

Hiding under my blanket.

I’m masturbating my penis.

Eating at a salad at my desk.

Reading responses from idiots on the dl.

Not observing Indigenous People’s Day here in the People’s Republic, but no one else is either. Whole Foods and the liquor stores are open. TJ’s was crowded. Traffic, otoh, was light. Gorgeous fall day.

I’m enjoying a Sanpellegrino Aracanciata Rossa sparkling drink and closely examining the very flawless suede and cashmere cardigan I bought at Vintage Fest yesterday. It looks like it was never worn: perfect condition. It’s a little large but I can layer things underneath.

Baseball later.

Bitchin’

Sexin’

Enjoying a glass of wine and contemplating dinner: turkey, bacon, and avocado sandwiches on Italian toast. With soup. Slummin' it with Campbell's Beef Vegetable. Mmm mmm good.

R363 you'll be too full for a good ol' wank later!

Watching the Phillies and Braves in the NLDS - GO PHILLIES!

You ain’t gonna fuck my ass no more you ain’t gonna fuck my ass no more. I’ll sit here singing my song.

It’s none of your fucking business!

That’s what someone said R367 when they were asked why they didn’t use turn signals.

I'm waiting for my neighbor to go in his house so I can go out and get my mail. I'm not in the mood to chat.

I just did 30 minutes of NY-state mandated harassment training (120 minutes total required) and would probably get fired if I ever found myself in the work situations they are depicting in the videos. God, that "Deborah" is such a cunt!

Watching the wind whip through my tree

Sucking on a large dill pickle.

Sipping on a peach bellini daiquiri from New Orleans Original Daiquiris with 2 extra shots while eating shrimp fried rice. Hoping my sister won't call for a ride home from work.

Also hoping the rain ends soon so I can get in some fatburger kitten-watching on the front porch or carport.

I’m doing without

Just finished an A&W Root Beer, texting with my best fiend whose wife is leaving him and they just told their 15 year old kid last night, and trying to decide whether or not I should wash the chicken breasts before preparing them for dinner. I'll have to check that thread to find out.

Julia said "yes," BPC, while Jacques said "non."

His point was that whatever was on it would be killed by the heat while avoiding the possibility of cross contamination in the work area..

Pissing

In the Charlotte airport, it must be "The Flight of the Damned", these people are fucking OLDE, half of them in wheelchairs.

OMG!! I'm gonna DIE, DIE I tell U!! There better be a HOTT Pilot!! I'm the youngest on the plane& I'm 62 yrs old. Thank God I'm sitting in 1st class, single seat.

Still fuming over an argument with a relative earlier today, played $90 on the big lotto & had my 2nd pumpkin spice frosty this month.

I'm trying to recreate one of Brit-Brit's latest dance videos, because I think she's really NEAT!!!

I'm contemplating going to Walgreens to pick up the prescription they keep texting me about. I might get a flu shot while I'm there. Or I might go to the supermarket nearby that is offering a $10 grocery coupon with a flu shot. I've never had a supermarket flu shot, only drugstore flu shots. It would be a first.

I'm polishing my nails with a Revlon emory board, examining my newly-arrived Bissell Little Green Machine, listening to Dawn Upshaw sing Vernon Duke songs and drinking a blood orange sparkling water.

The Little Green Machine was bought to shampoo carpets (much is made of cleaning up "animal accidents") and makes me wonder if it wouldn't be easier to pay someone else to do this. I'm averse to that as long as I can do it myself. But there are parts and instructions and it weighs ten pounds when it's full of fluids. And there's steam involved. So now I wonder, use it or lose it?

Apropos of nothing to me, my friend in Denver tells me it's snowing heavily tonight in Vail.

I just swigged down some Crystal Light fruit punch. Turned on Wheel of Fortune!

I want to masturbate before bed, but I keep getting involved in L&O Criminal Intent.

Mezcal and scrolling through DL.

Part 1 in my nightly mental health routine

Can’t sleep. Pillow around my ears. My orange muffin is snoring loudly and won’t stop farting.

I'm going through my Thanksgiving dinner recipes and making my grocery list for said holiday.

Just got back from the carwash. Clean car, clean house, life is good.

Eating a Dairy Queen hot fudge sundae.

After eating an apple & walnut salad with fat free dressing, I had a little Breyer's CarbSmart chocolate frozen dairy dessert with some sugar-free chocolate flavored syrup poured on it. About 300 calories for all of what I ate.

About to go vote against Jeff Landry for Louisiana governor. Will probably pick up a Buffalo Chicken Sandwich from Walk-On's on the way home.

Eating a turkey sandwich that tastes like cardboard because I have Covid.

Hope you recover soon R392

R373 again.

It's a stunningly gloriously beautiful day, Homecoming Day for our nearby HBCU. I voted this morning, and the morning was so nice I walked to my polling station.

My ENTIRE neighborhood is choked with cars, motorcycles, horses, BBQ smokers, and people on the promenade. And I'm chilling with an extra large Cajun Crawgator daiquiri, sitting on my front porch and watching the 3 fatburger kittens cavorting, chasing butterflies and honeybees, and wrestling among the celosia, coxcombs and golden mums in the flower beds.

I just killed a very large and annoyingly loud fly. I snuck up on and smushed him!

R394 those are some beautiful kitties!

Anal

Having leftovers.

Awwww, thanks, R396.

But I can't take credit; it's all my Swyrlena's doing. This is her 2nd litter, and as my Dad's caregiver said yesterday, "Swyrlena make some pretty babies!"

True, but she goes to the vet next month. No more babies for me.

Oral

I just woke from a weird sex dream. After 3am here in the UK

I been having lots of sex dreams of late. Need to get my back blown out, been 2.5 months

I'm transitioning into identifying as a Greek bisexual little person and will actually be done doing so in approximately 4 minutes.

Had my orange muffin plus three other gentleman callers in my Mar-a-Lago suite this night. Also, had several drinky-poos too. Time to sleep to 1pm. Nighty night.

I only said “Nogatuck” for 24 hrs

I just gathered up a couple of Amazon returns to take to the UPS store tomorrow.

Kohls is actually closer to my home than the UPS store but the old ladies who predominantly staff the Amazon counter at Kohls give commentary on returns which I don't appreciate.

Watching SNF: Giants vs Bills.

P.S.: Bills tight end Dawson Knox (no. 88) is so damn hot.

Killing people.

A cup of tea, a Biscoff cookie and The Big Bang Theory.

Farting contest between me and the dog. So far he’s winning.

Just flipped the channel to NBC and see another Bills player down and being attended to. Ambulance on the field.

Just watched Season 2, episode 1 of World on Fire, with Jonah Hauer-King and Gregg Sulkin.

Just ate my bf’s ass

[quote] Just ate my bf’s ass

Were you able to tell what he ate?

Rainy day, hiding under blanket perusing DL.

R406 who cares? If they say anything nasty just hiss at them!

Toilet

I'm reading the replies of an IGN tweet about Robin Williams' Genie appearing in the new Disney 100 short via archived recordings. One of the replies is "How when he is died".

I just saw a photo of Valerie Bertinelli's son's wedding and I'm wondering why he is so overweight.

[quote] Just ate my bf’s ass

Shut up, Ladybugs G.. Don’t want to hear what you & that orange menace do.

Crying over the death of Suzanne Somers.

Watching Joan Crawford as Vienna in "Johnny Guitar" (1954), going toe-to-toe with Mercedes McCambridge and giving off unhinged dyke boss vibes.

Watch out for the pistols, henny.

Watching "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction". I love it, missed it back in the day. James Brolin hosts the first season then Jonathan Frakes for the final three seasons. I love Frakes' sexy smile and sparkling eyes.

I'm about to eat some orange chicken and rice. Then I'm going to break open my new Blu-ray DVD set of "Laurel and Hardy: The First Year (1927)". About 15 or so short movies, will keep me entertained for the week.

R424 My female friend got a horror story hairstyle the day of her senior prom. It was similar to the fat guy with the straight cut across bangs from Laurel and Hardy.

Carb loading. I will be in bed early tonight.

[quote]Carb loading

Today is National Pasta Day.

Sitting

Trying to figure out how not to completely freak out after just getting a Stage 4 prostate cancer diagnosis.

Watching the movie “King Richard” for the third time. I am also thinking I wish that I were dead.

Hugs r429 if I could see you that’s what I would do. Hug you and hold you close to me.

R431 Thank you!

Just got back from the post office and Aldi.

If you find yourself in the vicinity of an Aldi this week, I highly recommend the Tiramisu and the Profiteroles in the frozen section. Last year during Italian week I only got one of each and regretted not stocking up. This time I got two of each. Also the frozen toasted ravioli are nice to have on hand for lazy days and only $3.99.

I've had the profiteroles, r433. I can only buy them a couple of times a year, as I'll finish the entire container in a day or two.

They last you two days, r434? I admire your discipline!

Someone just gave me a sticker. I like it but didn’t know what to do with it so I put it on my butt.

I just bathed. The last time I washed was last Friday. There’s a lot of dead skin on my face I can feel as I rub it off. I need to wash that next. I’m fixing to go to the store and some other stuff.

^^Oh my

RIP R429!

I'm writing my epic romantic novel

I had a turkey meatball carryout meal from a grocery store for a late lunch and now I've had a half of a carryout Pad Thai for dinner. Feeling it.

Also getting ready to watch Loki.

Fuck off R439 you trash. Hope you are doing ok R429

Reading "Hunting Eichmann" on my Kindle Fire while watching TV and John and Lonnie lose hundreds of pounds.

Also coughing and hacking from some lingering sinus infection.

Thank you, r433! I have a new Aldi's basically right across the street from me! Been there twice, mostly for their pestos and pastas.

Thank you, R442.

R439, do you want my stuff?

Listening to that little bitch Kevin McCarthy nominate Gym Jordan and talk about what a great Speaker he would be because of the mess the Democrats are making of our country. McCarthy is such a pathetic worm.

I changed into my "yard work" clothes planning to rake some leaves and tend to some other yard maintenance. But I've been sitting here for over twenty minutes now and it's not going to happen. As soon as I get some motivation, I'm going to change back into my regular clothes.

Does anyone else have designated "yard work" clothes? Old comfy clothes that you don't care if they get stained or whatever. The adult version of "play clothes" I suppose.

R430, A 3rd time?! The story itself fascinated me, but the movie was so....unsuspenseful. Like, the minute she asked, "What is the 'R' for?" in the carpark, the air went out of the balloon. I also didn't care for the device of The Spirit of King Richard.

R429, 🙏.

R423, Six Degrees of Separation here: My husband was a student of Jonathan's father in Graduate School. I could have been, but Professor Frakes struck fear into us lesser literature students!

Sneezing. Been sneezing since last night. I even woke myself up sneezing.

Just home from the cardiologist's office. EKG is perfect, BP was 110 over 60 which, he said, is perfect, and I've lost 20 pounds, not the 15 I gave myself credit for. Or rather, my scale did. I like theirs better.

The doc, OTOH, has gained a few pounds which surprised me: he's short, so it shows, has always been in noticeably great shape for a guy in his 50's, and has always worn well-tailored suits. He can't button the jacket of the suit he was wearing today. He must be in love and someone's feeding him OR he's out in the kitchen looking for love, not finding it, and feeding his feelings with cheesecake instead.

GET OUT OF MY GARDEN!!

I’m sitting 🪑 in a chair 🪑 waiting for my ophthalmologist to examine my eyes 👀.

Thinkin nasty thoughts

Helping humanity by giving my thoughts and attitudes on skin care

R455 Are you sitting in the movie show?

On my Davenport r457

I am enjoying this. My Jenny Craig cheeseburger.

Waiting for my bean burrito to heat up.

Just got home from a beer run. The Circle K has $6 pizzas on Fridays. They were out of the meat pizza, which has pepperoni and sausage, so I had to settle for just pepperoni.

I'm drinking a Waterloo grape sparkling water.

Eating pineapple.

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

R464 did everything come out ok?

R465 Yes it did. And I’m all washed up and ready for the afternoon.

I'm eating more Pad Thai. This one is spicy hot.

I just ate half of a breaded chicken breast and some green beans.

Ozempic works: zero appetite and I haven't eaten since breakfast.

Reading the Watchtower

Watching Michigan St. v. Michigan football game.

Still in pajamas, haven’t left the house today. I’m having toasted Portuguese raisin bread with cream cheese and a cup of tea. Looking for something to watch on TV before I head to bed.

Watching #1 ranked Wisconsin v. #2 ranked Nebraska women's volleyball.

Still rejoicing in Jose Altuve's three run homer. Go Astros.

I'm watching High School Musical: The Musical: The Series, season 1, episode 10, "Act Two". This show is complex and somewhat challenging to follow. I've never seen High School Musical, the movie, and I feel like that hampers understanding a lot of what is happening in the show.

So many weird activities like me making necklaces out of dried giraffe shit

Watching the Ravens make the 5-1 Lions look like a High School Team.

what are you? my mother?

Rewatching Jumanji (the original, not a sequel). I watched this film so many times as a child. Robin Williams and Bonnie Hunt's performances are both brilliant. The CGI has... not aged well.

The Lions are back to being the Lions

[quote]What are you doing right at this moment?

Procrastinating

Praying for strength

Trying to remember if I took a shower this morning.

I think I did but have to go upstairs and check to see if the towel is wet.

Starving but too lazy to do anything about it

Eating a garden salad

I'm listening to Three Dog Night on YT. ♫Joy to the world.....all the boys and girls....joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea...joy to you and me...♫

Masturbating to tranny porn.

I made a chicken salad sandwich and now trying to watch the Giant game and have a nap. Except my cat is yowling at me to pay attention to her.

How do people with kids ever get a lazy day to themselves.

Still procrastinating.

Constipation

I gotta let this thing go!

Petting my dogs.

Applying sunscreen

Thinking about lasagna

Explaining to the dog that despite his incremental encroachment on his dinner bowl, mealtime is still 50 minutes away.

Meanwhile, making crank calls to Samantha Mumba.

Dragging my foot out of the mud

I never have understood having a mealtime for pets. I leave a couple of bowls of dry food down all the time so they can eat whenever they want. Canned food is a treat, not every day.

Sigh...still procrastinating.

I booked a hotel room in Europe for travel in 2024.

Drinking Jewish blood.

Driving and eating spaghetti

I just tried to use the DL "Search" function. How silly of me to think it would actually be functional.

I just added a candle snuffer to my Amazon order. One can never have too many candle snuffers.

Pressing an ice pack to my left cheek. I had two dental implant posts placed this morning. I'm too lazy or sedated to drive to the drugstore for the Rx Amoxicillin and the Oxycontin but that's OK because I have some from last time. After this heals, one more implant/crown in December followed by five crowns/veneers over the winter 2024. Then seriously clean the lower eight teeth in the center that will then be a yellower shade than all the new stuff. These eight are the last of my own, real teeth.

A new Hyundai or a long cruise to the Arctic Circle up and down the coast of Norway would cost less.

My hand is down my sweatpants and inside my underwear and I'm kneading my BALLS like dough.

R501 Listen, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, no one here cares what you're doing.

I'm sitting at a Goodyear waiting for new brakes and tires. 80s TV series Hunter, starring Fred Dryer, is playing on the waiting lounge TV.

R503 great post!

R503 Enjoying his bulge?

Chewing my cud

Sitting in the allergist’s office for another 14 minutes before being allowed to leave after my lifesaving but also potentially fatal monthly shot.

I'm contemplating going to Sam's Club. I got a membership for just $20 last year during Black Friday deals. I figured it would come in handy as I have a Club less than two miles from my house. I've shopped there a grand total of zero times since last November. I did use the membership to have a flat tire repaired as that is one of the membership benefits regardless of where you bought the tires. So I suppose I got my $20 worth with the repair but I really should do at least one grocery/household haul before the membership expires this month.

Jerking off to news stories about Palestinians being killed.

Piss-fucking the neighbor.

Just put some seed out for the birds

I just unsubscribed from a bunch of Youtube channels for petty reasons. Amongst the causalities were a Chef who I find too scattered and disorganized although his recipes are good and a guy in Japan whose shit eating grin has been annoying me for a while.

*Casualties

[quote] I just unsubscribed from a bunch of Youtube channels for petty reasons. Amongst the causalities were a Chef who I find too scattered and disorganized although his recipes are good and a guy in Japan whose shit eating grin has been annoying me for a while.

R512, can you please just name the channels?

I'm watching the Scorsese movie "After Hours" for the first time and the Rosanna Arquette character is getting on my tits

Rosanna Arquette is just kind of irritating, in general.

R516 hi obscure troll

Assembled another bookcase for more Le Creuset pieces, and am now watching the Eagles (down 24-17 in the 4th).

Looking at washing machines online. The drain pump on the 22 year-old Whirlpool - according to the error code - died this morning at the end of the cycle. I’ll get a repair estimate, but would rather have a ventless dryer so probably won’t fix it. The units are stacked so you can’t just buy a new washing machine.

But the idea of wringing out wet towels in the bathtub again may have me shopping in Costco before too long. They’ve been in the dryer for an hour and they’re still damp.

Watching this...

Uploading an old classic movie to Youtube. It says it will take 3 hours - is that normal?

[quote]Uploading an old classic movie to Youtube. It says it will take 3 hours - is that normal?

Three hours will seem like nothing compared to the the ten years for copyright infringement.

Thinking about the 80s version of Lume

FDS spray!

Spray it all over your pussy and asshole!

Drinking wine, and messaging my side piece.I really need to get out of my current relationship (and quit drinking).

Ignoring a guy who keeps messaging me on Grindr. He's cute and I like him, but I just don't feel like starting a conversation tonight.

^^so typical

And then they wonder why they’re not getting laid….

Having a greyhound and watching AHS: Organ. Very apt for today's "toxic masculinity" topic.

So, r526 and r527, you've never put off reonding to a message because you were doing other things and didn't feel like starting a conversation?

Re-reading Stephen King's novel The Talisman, a favorite book of mine 40 years ago, and surprise!: Stephen King is a really bad writer. His prose is just clunky

R530, a bad writer but a great storyteller. Like Sidney Sheldon and Harold Robbins, but..horror.

Getting ready for bed.

I'm watching Five Nights at Freddy's (after I found out it was streaming on Peacock and I remembered that I still have a subscription for Peacock through November). I don't know if I'm going to be able to finish it. Thirty minutes in the film and nothing has happened. This movie is incredibly boring.

Whacking it to tranny porn.

At the airport waiting for a flight, for a short holiday.

Planning my suicide.

R535 what's up?

Yikes, r535. I’m worried about you. Talk to us.

Frosting and decorating some chocolate cupcakes for a Halloween party tomorrow. Small batch, just 3 dozen. My contribution to the festivities. 🧁

Fuck both R524 and R525.

Taking the last tablet following the placement of dental implants last Monday and then a weeklong course of antibiotics.

Glad that's over. Between the nausea, the shits, and the metallic taste, I'd rather have another vaccination.

R540 were you the guy who was afraid his date would see he had fewer teeth?

Heading out the door for a 7:00 a.m. state car inspection. Last day!

Later I'll get my Samsung Note Ultra 20 repaired. It's coming unglued and (because?) it needs a new battery.

Isn't the real question, What am I doing wrong at this moment?'

Remembering an episode of Good Times. This girl in a wheelchair hooks up with Michael via CB radio. Her handle is “fun girl”.

Watching Asian fisting porn.

Thinking about an amazing low-cal dinner full of vegetables

I'm trying to rip the subtitles off of an Italian DVD so I can convert them to English. This has proven, even with specialized software I paid a lot for, to be the single most difficult thing to do in the history of the world.

R546 You could just take Balance of Nature and be done with it.

Trying to fall asleep but coyotes are howling and owls are hooting.

What's the DVD, r547?

Where are you in the world R549? I'm in the UK and just about to get up. It's completely dark and stormy

Watching the clock. My intermittent fasting ends at noon and for some reason I’m chomping at the bit. Better drink another cup of black coffee.

R550 - it's an old classic called "Ecco la Felicita!" (1940). I searched the subtitle websites, but couldn't find it. I did finally find some software that would download the subtitles from the DVD, although it was still really a pain.

Bitchin

Just ate three Bahlsen milk chocolate covered biscuits. Thinking of having a fourth. They are so good.

Being a burden to society

Awwwing over this little foal

Watching an old episode of CSI: NY. A commercial for Gardicil just came on and now I'm in love with the jogger in yellow shorts.

Just finished giving my boss a footjob

Dialing for Ozempic on speakerphone. "Nationwide shortage" according to every pharmacist I've spoken to. When I could speak to one. They must be overwhelmed (and I know there's a job action happening) but you can get through to a pharmacist about 25% of the time these days.

Sucks to be you. Try diet and exercise

We all know how well diet and exercise work. The obesity epidemic has been eradicated R561.

Sucks to be you.

I love Tylenol

[quote] We all know how well diet and exercise work.

We know how people with no discipline or self-control don’t work to stop overeating.

Playing hooky because of an ear infection, dripping homemade garlic oil in my ear to address the infection (I'm curious if this will actually work but when has the internet been wrong) while scrolling through DL and watching videos, smelling like garlic bread. Or garlic Soylent Green I guess

Billions of fatties, many of them DLers like R565 try and try but they can’t lose a pound. So bitter!

Nibbling on a wedge of Parm, water biscuits.

Seabreeze used to be an astringent

Opening my ass for you to put your face in

r570, are you on your back or face in a pillow?

Either way, R571, it might be difficult for him to type a reply as he does...

R570 picture please!

Waiting for Seth Meyers. Why is Sarah Jessica Parker singing a Sheryl Crow song?

*on Jimmy Fallon?

Just finished jacking off and checking out DL. I should clean up and pull my pants up

Suffering

waking up left eye still closed

I Maire Kondo'd the guest room in preparation for holiday guests. I now have a big box of items that "do not spark joy" to donate. I'll drop off the donations tomorrow because I don't want the clutter of the big box.

*Marie

Organizing my Apple Watch bands

Trying to reason with my dachshund. He’s barking at me. Probably time to go out and pee.

Picking my nose

Put some fish squares in my counter-top oven. In 35 min, they’re done and crispy on the outside and tender n flaky on the inside. I hope.

Sitting down resting after a food order came.

I'm eating a Private Selection Brown Butter Bourbon Truffle pint while I get back on the DL.

Never heard it called "fish squares" before.

^^^That’s cause ur stooopid

I’ll vouch that fish squares are called that.

Are those battered fish fillets? ^^^

Maybe OP is talking about this type of weird particle-board looking Morton’s grilled fish pieces I bought accidentally?

He's talking about the breaded pieces of fish you usually get in a fish sandwich / burger for a chain restaurant.

I just watched the episode of My Three Sons on youtube where Uncle Charlie came to live with the family because Fred Mertz went to Ireland.

A LOT of the responses on this thread belong on the Underwhelm Me Thread.

Bottle of Salice Salentino

Tried to watch an old episode of One Day At AcTine on Pluto. Had to turn it off because it was so ridiculous. I’ve seen it before but I was a kid then. This was the one where Alex ran away from his mom’s home in Chicago to move in with Ann and Barbara in Indianapolis.

Cleaning up after the appliance repair guy (big, cute 20's bear, btw) fixed the washing machine in the laundry room upstairs. It didn't need a new drain pump, just to have the old one cleared up. Detergent residue and threads/fluff in the wash water gunked up the outlet, causing it not to drain. Charged me $150, not the $380 he estimated.

Waiting at the dentist.

Waking up in my suite at Mar-a-Lago. Last night’s gentleman caller left at 7 am. I will get dressed and head to brunch.

Having my breakfast (bagel w/cream cheese, coffee) and watching the latest Dateline episode on my DVR.

Just finished putting up the Christmas decorations. Got a roast in the oven now.