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Lesser known members of The Biden Crime Family-- who's your favorite?

Mine is the Hamburglar, Joe's second cousin on his mother's delicious side.

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by Anonymousreply 28September 22, 2023 8:59 AM

The quite wife

by Anonymousreply 1August 22, 2023 1:40 AM

That damn Turd Burglar.

by Anonymousreply 2August 22, 2023 2:18 AM

I loved Biden & Clyde.

by Anonymousreply 3August 22, 2023 2:25 AM

The merciless cruelty Joe and our first moll displayed in the charred and melted ruins of Maui this afternoon were like something unseen since Wo Fat’s horribleness in “Hawaii 5-0” reruns.

by Anonymousreply 4August 22, 2023 2:41 AM

Laptop Larry

by Anonymousreply 5August 22, 2023 2:52 AM

I love Catwoman myself. She's Joe's niece through his first wife, and first cousin to Hunter, little known fact. People think she's a villain but like Batman she's just misunderstood.

by Anonymousreply 6August 22, 2023 3:10 AM

They’re all trash.

by Anonymousreply 7August 22, 2023 3:42 AM

The Biden crime family goes back many generations.

Cornelius Biden once stole a sheep from a neighboring farmer. He attempted to pass off the animal as a very confused poodle, to no avail.

Uriah Biden was convicted of indecent acts involving a butter churn, a loom, and a first edition of Poor Richard’s Almanak.

Back in the old country, Seamus Biden was arrested on St. Patrick’s Day for a shocking display of public soberness.

by Anonymousreply 8August 22, 2023 4:00 AM

Joe Biden's second cousin tried to sell me adrenochrome harvested from freshly trafficked white babies!

by Anonymousreply 9August 22, 2023 4:37 AM

Joe Biden once asked me to pull his finger. When I did, he ravished me with farts!

by Anonymousreply 10August 22, 2023 6:41 AM

Joe's grandfather, Bully Biden, used to stomp on his teacher's feet when he didn't get called on......

by Anonymousreply 11August 22, 2023 2:29 PM

Who’s Joe Antoinette Biden?

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by Anonymousreply 12August 23, 2023 2:12 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 13September 22, 2023 12:51 AM

Commander Biden

Never trust a druggie’s dog. His job is to protect the stash.

by Anonymousreply 14September 22, 2023 1:11 AM

Willow Biden, the White House cat.

She puked on the floor once. Must have been high!!!!

by Anonymousreply 15September 22, 2023 1:13 AM

They were dealing krokodil which just proves there's a Russia connection!

by Anonymousreply 16September 22, 2023 1:18 AM

Them Biden boys was somethin', I'm here to tell ya. May not have been criminal but it shor was wild. They used to like it when I undid their zippers with my teeth.

by Anonymousreply 17September 22, 2023 2:54 AM

Meemaw Biden was a madame in Freidrich Drumpf’s goldrush whorehouse. She tainted men’s sarsaparillas with laudanum and stole their pocket-watches and silver spurs.

by Anonymousreply 18September 22, 2023 3:27 AM

Joe Biden helped transport cocaine for the Sinaloa cartel when he was VP. He concealed it on Air Force 2. He didn't even get paid for his troubles. He just liked doing it.

by Anonymousreply 19September 22, 2023 3:59 AM

They pale in comparison to the Jabba the Trump, Star Wars Bar of a family.

by Anonymousreply 20September 22, 2023 6:52 AM

As bad as the Trumps are, they never used children to manufacture fentanyl at Camp David. Not like the Bidens.

by Anonymousreply 21September 22, 2023 7:39 AM

The Trump kids never were shadow advisors, only the Bidens.

by Anonymousreply 22September 22, 2023 7:48 AM

No, they just rape them.

by Anonymousreply 23September 22, 2023 7:48 AM

Quisling thread.

by Anonymousreply 24September 22, 2023 7:51 AM

Madeline Ashton. She's from Newark for God's sake.

by Anonymousreply 25September 22, 2023 7:54 AM

Team Helen.

by Anonymousreply 26September 22, 2023 8:10 AM

Tom Biden, the piper's son, stole a pig and away he run.

He was a real piece of work, that one.

by Anonymousreply 27September 22, 2023 8:17 AM

As for the Bidens, does huge swinging cock run on the mother's side, the father's side, or both? Apparently size transmits on both x and y.

by Anonymousreply 28September 22, 2023 8:59 AM
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