Blue Jays Paul DeJong

He totally belongs to the "Athletes you think are closeted" threads.

Pauly D is my man. He’s got the best cake in MLB. He’s super close to his mom and is very intelligent. He’s being sent on assignment by the Blue Jays after just being traded to the team a few weeks ago. I think he and I should be best friends as I feel there are few people (besides his family) who truly get him.

[quote]He’s super close to his mom

GAY!

[quote] He’s got the best cake in MLB

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He's from my area in Antioch IL, Ive always thought he was a very hot guy, but I found it quite telling that he never had a serious girlfriend. I hope his career isnt over and he lands at a new MLB ball club.

I’m his #1 fan. I’m not psychotic either.

Paul DeJong signed a 6 year / $26,000,000 contract with the St. Louis Cardinals, including a $1,000,000 signing bonus, $26,000,000 guaranteed, and an annual average salary of $4,333,333.

He only dates in Europe.

R8 Me too!

R9 = Tim Scott

I’m all about those “European” relationships that are all the rage these days.

DeJong has a beautiful arse...

Paul DeDong

There has to be some lockerroom footage somewhere.

The response at R13 was inevitable.

Major pussy hound. Big Bush supporter.

Bloody hell R12 - that’s one fine pair of peaches…

Paul DeJong is now, officially, a 2nd SS for the SF Giants!! He signed a contract today and will make his debut during Wednesday’s game (8/23/23).

Good for him, R18!

Hopefully they will treat his luscious ass to the good pounding it deserves out there in Frisco.

Paul went to SF and laid it down baby!

DeDONG!!!!

Any chance of Paul doing a body issue of SI like Gronk?

WHET the Gronk?

Arse?

Frisco?

Where are people from that use such lame words? His ass is in SF, understand?

Paul DeLong? 📏

[quote] WHET the Gronk?

exposed as Captain Tinymeat

R22 replaced by Travis Kelce!

I’m sure he prefers to date in Europe.

R27, are you also R8?

He means “He’s a fag.”

If his baseball career goes south, he could probably become popular at Men At Play.

What's Men At Play?

Gymboree for adult males.

Just coming to this thread and never heard of this guy before in my life. But I’d heartily push BPC out from underneath that ass in OP’s pic to show Paulie-boy just how a SS should fill the gap.

Oops. Forgot to include: *BPC @ R12

He flew in and scored 4 RBIs yesterday including a 2 run homer. DeDong!!!

What’s “BPC”, precious? What’s “BPC”?

The manger of Paul’s new team, the SF Giants is. One other than hottie, gay-friendly, Gabe Kepler.

[quote] He’s super close to his mom

But he goes hunting with his dad and they kill things with rifles. I'm not even going to post the photo.

[quote] What’s “BPC”, precious? What’s “BPC”?

Bonnie Prince Charlie, Rose.