You bitches are slipping: Lens Dunham's ex marries much hotter woman

What woman isn't hotter than Lens?

Countdown until Lens comes up with another comorbidity, she's been on a downward spiral since they broke up.

Dress has really nice movement or at least it photographs well when it moves – second shot where she turns around is quite pretty, although those shoes suck.

Anyway, Lana has a song about these two. Always thought the wedding would be on December 18th like she alludes to in the lyrics.

"Sir, your upgrade has gone through."

Now Lana needs to do a song about Lens and her equally whale-like husband.

Maybe it could be called "Breachers."

Luis Felber isn't fat, he's just not that attractive, especially when he shaves.

Woof, this pic shows what an unfortunate choice that hairstyle is for Margaret Qualley's face shape.

I just don't see Margaret Qualley as that pretty.

Her other dress looks like a bridesmaid’s dress from the ‘80s.

Margaret was pretty with longer hair but with her wedding hair she looks like Gaby Hoffman (not a compliment).

She's got an exceedingly weak chin (does her dad have one too?) and that's why that hairstyle looks really bad. Really bad.

The both look like they share a chromosomal disorder. Team Lens. I've hated her so long I've turned a corner and have started liking her

Lens is such a mess it’s endearing. And she freely owns her messiness.

Team Lens. She's ridiculous, but provides entertainment and something for us DLers to go on about.

"freely owns" it? r12, she broadcasts it from the top of her lungs whether anyone else wants to hear about it or not.

Not a complete upgrade. The bride is underweight and horsey.

^^She's certainly not her mother's daughter

It’s a complete upgrade. Margaret is beautiful. She has big feet but that’s her only negative (and not much of one).

Mararget was wonderful in Maids (on Netflix). So good

r17 see also, "weak chin" for further reference

Those gums!

That gown looks like a cheap schmata and does nothing for her. She could have done so much better. Her sister is very beautiful.

Ugh, a weak chin! Who would want to marry that?

What was Andie thinking?

R23 she has bizarre fashion sense

Andy looks like the mother of the bride.

R25 she is…

It’s crazy to think how much public resources go towards these rich fucks getting free security from the police. If you’re so rich hire private security.

Yes. She is dressed appropriately. And she wears low heeled shoes because she is a strapping Amazon who towers over everyone

Well, I feel pretty stupid. I was about to post about how, gee whiz, she looks so much like a young Andie McDowell. Then I read the article.

Beautiful young woman. Lens probably couldn't care less. She's busy with her Twinkies and crazy sewing projects.

[quote]ex marries much hotter woman

Why be redundant.

^ Link to crazy sewing project

Nepo baby wedding

[quote]I just don't see Margaret Qualley as that pretty.

Me neither. Still an upgrade.

I predict that the marriage will end within 2 years, probably one. She's obviously wearing the dreadful flats because the groom is self-conscious about them being the same height, and she deliberately wore the ugliest flats possible so everyone would know that her twerp fiancée insisted on flats.

Yeah, I'm reading a lot into one photo, but I'm home sick and have nothing better to do, than point that out and add that I HATE her unflattering sack of a dress.

Wonder if it's a Gunne Sax.

"Much hotter".

Uh, no.

The bride is frumpy and her wedding day gown is no exception

Jack isn't as hot as he used to be either.

He is a cheater, this will end in tears.

a strikingly homely pair

She was dating someone high profile not that long ago but I can’t remember who it was…

Shia La Boeuf, R41

Oh, and Pete Davidson too, R41

Wasn’t she linked with Brad Pitt at one point? Probably by her PR people and no truth to it…

Both of the dresses look homemade.

The wedding dress looks like she got the fabric at Michaels and designed it herself a la Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink. Except instead of sewing the dress she used a glue gun to hold it together. And then bedazzled deep V and then tied it in the back because that part was too hard to figure out. I understand that she was going for a flapper girl or 30s aesthetic, on the bias and all that. But she's too flat-chested for that deep V, it's too loose around the bust. You can see her little booblets through the fabric. She could have benefitted from a little push-up demi-bra. It's is really, really not un to snuff for a formal wedding dress.

The Gunny Sax dress is a sweet idea, but the fabric looks like a cheap starchy hospital bed sheet. It is so plain, it's giving me Amish. It's giving Midsommar.

From her history of men her picker seems to be broken

R18 Agreed! I raved about her on that show to everyone, she was perfect. And yes, she does have big feet, it's why Quentin cast her in "Once Upon a time in Hollywood" I bet. And Brad was in that so maybe they did date.

Andie’s outfit — hmmm. I hope they played the White Lotus theme when she walked into the ceremony.

Jack Antonoff is a mega-catch, R46. He's by all accounts a truly nice guy. He's super talented, extremely wealthy and actually seems like a happy, fulfilled person. He isn't full of ego so much as true passion for his work, driven by passion for the work. He's quirky and creative. Extremely well-adjusted. And if time clocked with Lens is any indication, he's nothing if not loyal.

I think she nailed it.

One of the things Margaret loves about being with Jack is that she can look terrible and still feels secure that he loves her. That’s the vibe I’m getting.

Lens is the worst but Jack is a clout-chaser and I’m sure he’ll cheat on this one eventually too, once someone more famous and/or well-connected glances his way.