Fit Ex-Con Explains Why Grindr Is Better Than Tinder for Straight Men

"Straight"Felon

That's a homo.

Faggot.

Matt Damon

Is this guy that stupid that he can't figure out why straight women don't respond to him?

JFC, I'll they have to do is look at him with his dyed blond hair and his gayface, then hear all the purses falling out of his mouth, to know he's a big old cookie smelling gay boi, whether he wants to admit it or not.

Is it any wonder only chicks with dicks are responding to him.

A lot of people give him "guff".

That's the dude from Chaturbate!

^who?

oh nvm. he must be going through something because he didn't look like that in the last video posted here.

R7 the dude from Chaturbate!

Gayer than I am. Confirmed.

Seven felonies and he's out of prison already?

Ya gotta have a gimmick.

R7, sorry just meant he has a Chaturbate page. I think he goes by StraightFelon on there as well. That's where I first saw him, then when I checked his bio he had a Youtube as well.

I think he said he got kicked off Chaturbate for "nodding."

Available if you want him

What a raging fucking queen. Hahaha.

He's hot as fuck with his natural hair color and when he's not mugging. However, he's a big old bottom who misses prison dick. There's only one reason you date trans girls. You like their cock.

Hot face and body. Succulent nipples. CRAZY eyes. Pass.

I'm guessing the trans women community is waaaay more bottom than top. Am I wrong?

Jon Cooper

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^ wrong thread

yeah. go start another trump thread. It's just what this site needs.

Interesting comments on that youtube video. One guy sound he didn't get a lot of matches until he started presenting as a feminine crossdresser. Then the trans chicks were threatening him for giving away what they charge for.

[quote] Available if you want him

r14 I'll pass. I suspect this whole gimmick is so guys will "rent" him thinking he's straight. The guy is gay as fuck.

^ Sure, Jan

SO gay.

It seems like sexuality has gone through the roof in recent years. Are people getting hornier? It's like 24/7 cruising /attracting now- gay, straight or whatever.

I can't imagine living my life around my next fuck.

Doesn't seem gay

R14 Any idea what "nodding" means in that he'd get kicked out for it? Just wondering

[quote]^ Sure, Jan

r24 Huh? Sure what? You think that guy is straight? More importantly, would you pay for that?🤣

He looks greasy, that hair color is awful, and he looks poz.

Are we honestly supposed to believe this guy is straight?

No. There's lots of other ex con videos on YouTube. There's one guy that is scorching. More sexy than handsome. Wish I could remember his channel name. Another one I can't remember is a gay guy who was actually in. He really gives the dirt on the sex part. But if you dig around you'll find them.

Gayer than Aaron Schock's turquoise belt. And he looks like he really could use a shower. Is he in the deep south with no AC? Why so greasy?

R31, was the gay guy in a video talking about gay men and the guards fucking?

He starts off about how the straight guys who get out of prison and talk about the sex on YouTube or other places always say that it's exaggerated and rarely happens. The gay dude sets it straight and he sounds legit. He discusses other aspects of prison too. But he goes a lot into the sex. I believe there was some guards who get off on guys in prison in exchange for smuggling. He's very factual and extremely detailed about the who, how, and when. He doesn't treat it like erotic fiction. Just factual. Talks about himself involved in sex behind bars. Somethings he wasn't very proud of but gave into the straight guy thing. Stuff like that. He did other topics about prison too.

[quote] He discusses other aspects of prison too. But he goes a lot into the sex. I believe there was some guards who get off on guys in prison in exchange for smuggling.

Here's a YouTube video made by a prison guard who was accused of sexually assaulting a young inmate.

He made this video and then killed himself.

Supposedly, it was only discovered because the inmate suffered injuries like anal tearing or something like that, which required him to be sent to the hospital.

I think the inmate didn't want it exposed, but he had no choice because he was bleeding.

Once the story got out, the guard was so upset about being "outed" that he killed himself.

But not before posting this "manifesto."

It's a pretty sordid tale.

Here's the news story.

R35 r36

R34, do you recall the name of the link?

Thanks for the tip! There's nothing more than I love than banging pussy, so I'll give this Grindr a try.

R28 I'm guessing nodding off, like he's on heroin or fent? Maybe that's a no-no cause it's not appealing.

He's starting to film oral and anal sex with men now.

How very straight!

Blech.

He looks so dirty and sweaty.

[quote] He's starting to film oral and anal sex with men now.

Straight men?

Gay men?

Trans?

I listened to the whole interview, but I didn't hear it.

Meth

MESS!

When he opened his mouth, purses fell out! Helen Keller could see it, from space!

Bitch!

You're soooo gay.

Here's a clip. He bottoms for the guy and really seems to enjoy it.

Women who don't want to fuck this guy are just homophobic.

Dear lord at R49.

Okay, so he's "straight" AND a bottom?

I don't get this guy at all.

Tell me again, why he does this?

So fucking gay. He was riding the pole in prison like nobody's business. Most of these ex-cons on YouTube want to tell you prison sex wasn't much of a thing. Except the gay ones. I have a gay friend who spent six years in prison in Connecticut. He said for like the first year he was like a kid in the candy store. Then he got into a "prison marriage". He said the gays who are straight or claim to be straight were the most sexually aggressive towards him. Always whipping their cocks out. He fell in love with someone who just wanted to fuck him. He was happy with that though. Said the guy was hot as hell. The guy would get the perfume his wife wore. He'd spray it all over my friend, put a picture of his wife on the back of his head, and fuck him from behind. Go figure. A little demeaning I guess but my friend said he loved every second of it. This guy so gay though. Maybe he just doesn't know yet. I wonder why he looks so oily.

I would not fuck him. And I'm the Whore of Babylon.

He seems like an OK guy, closeted and fooling nobody. Just watching the video w/the sound off, he seems like he's on something. Eyes opened wide all the time, in constant movement.

LOL @ $straightfelon. Get your coin sis!🤣

Even we don’t want this cagemeat!

R17 R45. Crazy eyes = meth

[quote] I would not fuck him. And I'm the Whore of Babylon.

r53 Well I'm The Beast of Babylon and I wouldn't fuck him either.

Never stick your dick in crazy!

He's trying to get TLC to do 90 Day Trans Fiance

This guy talks a lot about fainting.

Anyone know if that's a result of childhood sexual abuse.

Strangely, he said he faints whenever people talk about AIDS. Not sure if I believe that.

Also, in this Tweet, he said he fainted on camera, and Chaturbate suspended his account.

Why would they do that?

This guy is a total nutso.

When he faints I imagine it looking like this.

The thing is that he's quite articulate and well-read. They can hide their crazy a lot better than others.

100% signs of a psychopath.

R61 Faints = nods off from fent

Hopefully the subject of this thread can give this future ex con some tips:

[quote] Police describe the suspect as being around 30 years old and about 6’2″ in height. He was last seen wearing a dark gray t-shirt, gray shorts and gray sneakers.

Whoa R66, can we talk about that? Is there a thread?

He’s got MAJOR gay STARE in his eyes