Blind Item!- Actor is in the closet and was taught by an athlete closet case to only fuck other closet cases

[quote] He is arguably not the highest on the list in his family.

Charlie Sheen?

Liam Hemsworth?

A SHOW made him famous. R2

Kieran Culkin?

Is the athlete Troy Aikman?

He was famous before Two and a Half Men, because of his movie roles, but the TV show is what solidified his fame.

It does sound like Charlie Sheen, with Martin Sheen outranking him.

Chad Lowe came to mind, but not A list. Other acting family members the Lawrence brothers.

I know the guy who runs this website, CDAN. He told me he's now generating these blind items using ChatGPT.

It's all totally fake. But it's fun for us to pretend otherwise.

R8 ugh. You’re pathetic.

How can he tell that the men whom he meets while cruising are closeted?

He can't, r10. It's all AI generated.

There is no "he".

R11 only that’s a lie. Enty is very much a real person and does podcasts etc. lmao.

Sure, R8, he told you this.

Jan.

R13 of course he didn’t. That poster lies about EVERYTHING. He’s a dangerous person.

r 13 and 14, stop talking to yourself.

And don't be sad that we all now know that CDAN is just AI generated content.

We have a good time with it here.

R15 we aren’t the same poster. And no, it isn’t. If you don’t like it then get off the threads. You’re on every single thread bitching. PS you’re on all of the blind threads. All of them.

yes, you are the same poster.

sorry bout it.

R17 only I’m not. Fucktard. Broke. Jobless. Living off his mom. On an offenders list. Loser. I can just keep going. You pathetic shit stain.

R8: 0/10

Athlete - Dwight Howard?

Ricky Nelson and the athlete was Frank Gifford!

Frank Gifford was 100% all man and I'm just the dame to prove it.

Charlie Sheen was famous way before 2 1/2 so it’s not him.

Was Charlie in a film as a baby?

It’s probably Keenan fkin Wayans.

The athlete was probably a Boomer big in the 70s and 80s.

Boomers really had the best dicks.

Going by rumors I have always heard for years. It’s either Keenan Wayans or Donnie Wahlberg. I’m actually leaning more towards Donnie.

Gabby Hays. The athlete was Jim Thorpe.

😂😂😂R29

Is Charlie Sheen still considered A list?

Joey Lawrence is woah-list.

R31 It’s not Charlie Sheen and yes.

Chase Crawford and Troy Aikman?

Athlete - Sandy Koufax?

Alexander Skarsgard

Angie Dickinson and Mary Lou Retton (thinking INSIDE the box)

[quote] [R13] of course he didn’t. That poster lies about EVERYTHING. He’s a dangerous person.

How does lying about bullshit on DL make you a "dangerous person"?

Rusty Staub

How old is this blind?

If it’s Keenan Ivory Wayans then the athlete is long dead or 120+years old. So…Jackie Robinson? Lol

The blind says the actor hooked up with the athlete when the actor was much younger.

[quote] Lol

LoL! :)

The athlete could be Keith Hernandez.

[quote]Was Charlie in a film as a baby?

Yes, R24. It was called “Platoon.”

I missed the "family" part for the actor. How about Scott Caan?

Who was the baseball player who got in trouble for groping a batboy (a grown-up one)? There was an article about him posted here a while back

Rusty Kuntz

Alexander Skaarsgard is gay?

OP these "blind items" are so stupid

I think the Seventies was a clue, like it was a cast member of That Seventies Show,

It was Aaron Rodgers! He was the professor! I knew it!

R47, Omar Vizquel.

John Barrymore and Johnny Weissmuller

r53, thanks. I couldn't remember his name.

[quote]Our athlete at one point married his beard to try and throw the tabloids off.

I'm more interested in the athlete than the actor.

[quote]The athlete could be Keith Hernandez.

Interesting, R44.

This isn’t even a well written or plausible blind item. It starts it saying he learned a valuable lesson to only hook up with other celebs. And then it says he cruises relentlessly and hooks up with hundreds of randos and it’s amazing no one has outed him. Then it’s back to the “when he was very young” he learned from the older athlete to only hook up with celebs so he only hooks up with celebs.

Which is it? Does he only hook up with closeted celebrities or does he hook up with hundreds of strangers? Or is he both? He’s Schrödinger's whore! He’s both simultaneously until we find out that this BI is totally made up!

Casey Affleck & Ahmad Rashad

End of thread

Read it again, R57.

[quote]The athlete told the actor to only hook up with men who were also closeted.

[…]

[quote]So, our actor always only sleeps with closeted men.“

Kieran Culkin was my first guess, but I didn’t know anything about his personal life..he’s been married to the same woman for a decade and has two kids. Not him.

So…a Wayans? Donnie Wahlberg? Maybe, but I wouldn’t call them A List, but who knows what criteria CDAN uses for that designation…

R59, I did and in between it says

[quote]One of the crazy things about or actor is that he doesn't really do long term relationships with other men. He is very much a one night stand guy of guy. He is very much a throwback to the bathhouse days in San Francisco. Our actor cruises very popular pickup spots, and hooks up with anyone willing. It is remarkable that with the sheer number of hookups that no one has decided to sell their sordid tale.

All in the present tense.

It doesn't mention "celebs," R61.

Sounds like Charlie Sheen. He did that baseball movie so he could have gotten this advice from some baseball player. Who the hell knows, though.

Well that was my addition and mistake but it doesn’t change the fact that it starts by saying he was told to hook up with closeted men, then says he, in the present tense, hooks up with anyone and it’s a surprise no one has come forward, and ends with he only hooks up with closeted men.

So explain how that works and ignore the fact that I said “celebs”.

I agree this BI makes no sense. This isn't the 1950s where closeted men with wives secretly went to underground clubs to meet each other. There's no way someone today could be cruising popular pickup spots--which, is there even such a thing in the age of Grindr?--and also only be hooking up with men in the closet.

R65, I think there is still a lot of hooking up and public cruising going on, but maybe not as much? I know when I worked in a health department I was asking the community based organizations why they were reporting doing HIV prevention outreach in some really weird places that were just forests (not even legitimate state parks) and reporting they had zero encounters and they said “oh, those are very popular cruising spots, so we just go in and leave condoms all over the place like Easter eggs hoping they’ll use them”.

I really couldn’t argue with that logic.

Furtive cruising hookups still happen!

R57 has reading comprehension challenges.

R68, that’s funny coming from someone who believes there’s a closeted actor out there who is following the advice of a closeted athlete to only sleep with other closeted men and he’s hooking up with anyone and everyone he encounters AND only sleeping with other closeted men. 🙄

I agree that the BI is poorly written - and its biggest flaw is the characterization that this actor was made famous BY the TV show. Perhaps that's true from the BI writer's perspective, who is probably of a younger generation, and only became aware of this actor because of his monster-hit TV show.

I think that's the major flaw of this BI. It's the writer's definition of famous (i.e. TV famous), as opposed to a-bunch of 80's-movies-famous.

Nobody other than Sheen discussed here skirts the A-List AND comes from a family that has another A-Lister. We're obviously not talking about the Fondas, nor the Douglases. AND it matches what is already widely known about Charlie Sheen.

Enty’s blind items are written like horoscopes with vague generalities that apply to many different people at any given time, and are for entertainment purposes only — like a tarot reading from Miss Cleo.

CDAN….what’s the democrat baby eating pedo angle?

That still living actor from Brokeback Mountain.

Harpo Marx and Lou Gehrig