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Bradley Cooper accused of ‘Jewface’ over prosthetic nose in Leonard Bernstein biopic ‘Maestro’

Some on social media criticized the film, which Cooper co-wrote, produced and directed, after Netflix dropped a trailer on Tuesday.

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by Anonymousreply 231September 25, 2023 3:03 AM

Not exactly MF but this couldn’t have been posted in the active thread?

by Anonymousreply 1August 16, 2023 1:12 PM

If he had done the same thing to play Jimmy Durante, would it be wopface?

by Anonymousreply 2August 16, 2023 1:12 PM

No r1 because then op would not get enough ATTENTION.

by Anonymousreply 3August 16, 2023 1:13 PM

Go ahead and “Jewface.”

by Anonymousreply 4August 16, 2023 1:15 PM

Shewfashe.

by Anonymousreply 5August 16, 2023 1:15 PM

Oh lawdy, what group would be offended if he played Karl Malden?

by Anonymousreply 6August 16, 2023 1:18 PM

OP - you're right, R3. I posted this just to annoy the shit out of you.

Have a great day!

by Anonymousreply 7August 16, 2023 1:19 PM

Oy vey

by Anonymousreply 8August 16, 2023 1:24 PM

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but the desperate thirst is amusing, not annoying.

by Anonymousreply 9August 16, 2023 1:25 PM

Bernstein had was Jewish and looked Jewish. He was proud and rightly so. No reason to be ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 10August 16, 2023 1:30 PM

Oh. I saw the stills the other day and then the little trailer that shows them aging. And it was clear they have prosthetics to look older, but I didn’t even notice the nose. He looks different but I thought it was the wig and eyebrows. I’m not sure I would have noticed the difference between that and his real nose without someone pointing it out to me.

by Anonymousreply 11August 16, 2023 1:35 PM

This is exhausting and the producers need to push back firmly and insist on creative freedom and an unwillingness to stifle the freedom of expression.

by Anonymousreply 12August 16, 2023 1:41 PM

Why didn't they just hire a jew?

by Anonymousreply 13August 16, 2023 3:03 PM

R13 where on Earth were they going to find a Jewish or half-Jewish/half-Swedish bisexual who wanted to play this role?

by Anonymousreply 14August 16, 2023 3:07 PM

R13 -

Apparently, Jake Gyllenhaal competed with Bradley Cooper for the music rights. Leonard Bernstein's estate chose BC's project:

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by Anonymousreply 15August 16, 2023 3:14 PM

Oh wow this was actually at Paramount before they stopped making prestige movies.

The Bernstein children were always going to choose the spec which portrayed their parent’s love story in rose colored glasses over I’m assuming Gyllenhaal’s tortured character study.

by Anonymousreply 16August 16, 2023 3:22 PM

The Bernstein family has been in a state of denial since Lenny's death. Why stop now?

by Anonymousreply 17August 16, 2023 3:25 PM

The nose was unnecessary. But honestly, who cares? Who is proud of someone because they share a race or religion?

by Anonymousreply 18August 16, 2023 3:42 PM

He looks like he has a chin prosthetic too in OP.

by Anonymousreply 19August 16, 2023 3:48 PM

R14 brings up an interesting point: will they straightwash Bernstein?

by Anonymousreply 20August 16, 2023 3:52 PM

Very perceptive r19

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by Anonymousreply 21August 16, 2023 3:53 PM

Jews are pissed off and complaining about something? OMG this is something new.

by Anonymousreply 22August 16, 2023 4:38 PM

Actually, they complain far less than straight white Christian men.

by Anonymousreply 23August 16, 2023 4:40 PM

If the nose had been " non-Jewish," someone would have complained that the producers were trying to whitewash the character and not make him seem Jewish. You can't win, so fuck 'em all.

by Anonymousreply 24August 16, 2023 4:45 PM

Everything is offensive these days.

by Anonymousreply 25August 16, 2023 4:46 PM

It's a shanda for the neighbors!

by Anonymousreply 26August 16, 2023 4:54 PM

I hope he doesn’t smoke!

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by Anonymousreply 27August 16, 2023 4:59 PM

I'm annoyed. Do you find this annoying?

by Anonymousreply 28August 16, 2023 5:09 PM

Did they have to give him "gayface" too?

by Anonymousreply 29August 16, 2023 5:25 PM

[quote] Why didn't they just hire a jew?

Because 1. Bradley Cooper developed the project; 2. Bradley Cooper is a star and guarantees greater viewership; 3. Bradley Cooper looks a lot more like the handsome Maestro than other stars despite him not being Jewish; 4. "They" don't ask stupid questions like you.

by Anonymousreply 30August 16, 2023 5:29 PM

And how would hiring a Jew would have made it better?

by Anonymousreply 31August 16, 2023 5:35 PM

Sorry, double woulds.

by Anonymousreply 32August 16, 2023 5:37 PM

If you knew Lenny, Bradley is accurately portraying Big Gay Dick - face.

by Anonymousreply 33August 16, 2023 5:43 PM

Isn't Bradley part Jew on his father's side?

by Anonymousreply 34August 16, 2023 5:44 PM

I fear this will reignite the horrible Nicole Kidman/Woolfface scandal that tore so many families apart in 2002.

by Anonymousreply 35August 16, 2023 5:49 PM

I’m still in therapy as a result R35.

by Anonymousreply 36August 16, 2023 5:53 PM

No Irish father Italian mother.

by Anonymousreply 37August 16, 2023 5:56 PM

BC played The Elephant Man without any prosthetics, and somehow not a single elephant complained, R24.

by Anonymousreply 38August 16, 2023 6:18 PM

I watched the trailer yesterday and in the first scene with Cooper and Mulligan sitting with their backs to each other, Cooper's prosthetic nose was noticeable in a not-good way. Looked almost comical.

In scenes with Cooper playing the older Lenny, the nose wasn't so bad, probably due to it blending in better with what other makeup there was.

by Anonymousreply 39August 16, 2023 6:19 PM

The nose looks like Bernstein's but it doesn't fit with Bradley's face. You can tell Bradley didn't grow that nose.

by Anonymousreply 40August 16, 2023 6:35 PM

Did he get circumcised for the role? Or is he trying to dickwash us!

by Anonymousreply 41August 16, 2023 6:39 PM

He's probably already circumcised. Most American men are.

by Anonymousreply 42August 16, 2023 6:44 PM

Oh for fuck sake, not another fake outrage.

by Anonymousreply 43August 16, 2023 7:25 PM

Wait until they discover that Lenny dabbled in the homosex

by Anonymousreply 44August 16, 2023 7:32 PM

I think it’s time to cancel Lon Chaney. He’s gotten away with this long enough.

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by Anonymousreply 45August 16, 2023 7:35 PM

Jewish guys typically have big ones and Bradley doesn’t, so there’s that.

by Anonymousreply 46August 16, 2023 7:40 PM

I've been with quite a few Jewish guys and they all had BIG ones.

by Anonymousreply 47August 16, 2023 7:52 PM

R47 = He means their wallets

by Anonymousreply 48August 16, 2023 7:54 PM

jewfayshe

by Anonymousreply 49August 16, 2023 7:56 PM

Does Ari Melber have a big one?

by Anonymousreply 50August 16, 2023 7:57 PM

R49 see r5

by Anonymousreply 51August 16, 2023 8:02 PM

[quote]Shewfashe

Why would Liza pronounce 'Jew' as 'shew'?

by Anonymousreply 52August 16, 2023 8:14 PM

No one criticized Oppenheimer for having 2 non Jews play the Jewish leads nor all the foreign actors playing Americans in the film.

by Anonymousreply 53August 16, 2023 8:17 PM

I don't care what people get their panties in a wad about anymore. If we all just ignore the widdle biddy foot stompers, we'd all be better off.

by Anonymousreply 54August 16, 2023 8:44 PM

R52 you don’t know how many drinks she’s had

by Anonymousreply 55August 16, 2023 8:52 PM

[quote]Jewish guys typically have big ones and Bradley doesn’t, so there’s that.

First, I don’t think that Bernstein had a particularly big nose. He was extremely handsome and had a handsome nose. I have a bigger nose and I like it isn’t fine. It’s not oddly shaped or crooked or “hooked” (which I hate as an expression because a “hooked nose” is a negative Jewish stereotype).

But I also wouldn’t say Bradley Cooper doesn't have a big nose. His nose is longer and pointed, downturned and the tip of his nose is well below where his nostrils meet his face.

And I posted above I didn’t even NOTICE the prosthetic nose (or chin apparently) until it was news. If anything, Cooper looks slightly more handsome with the prosthetic than without it because they lowered the sides to where the tip and his nostrils are even. Cooper has a witchy nose and looks better with the prosthetic!

And I did skim the article earlier but I’ve already forgotten what it said, but I recall they mentioned Sarah Silverman talking about “Jewface” on a podcast several years ago, and SHE’S IN THE MOVIE. I kinda feel like if Sarah Silverman thinks it’s problematic and then went to work with Cooper in the movie and saw the prosthetic and was upset about it, she’d have an hour long Netflix comedy special devoted to the topic by this point.

So I’m not saying that people don’t have the right to take offense, or that Sarah Silverman is the arbiter of what crosses the line, but this all just seems like a tempest in a teapot. If these stories go on until the movie is released, I’ll be surprised, but otherwise, I’m kinda expecting Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan to get Oscar nominations and we’ll all have forgotten about Nosegate by the end of the year.

I like Cooper and love Mulligan as actors and even though the trailer was really just the two of them sitting back to back laughing, it seemed so sweet and genuine that I’m looking forward to seeing a movie I really didn’t think I’d be interested in otherwise.

I wonder what Bernstein’s family thinks about the prosthetics. If they release a statement saying they’ve seen the movie or clips and love how the story is being told, everyone is probably gong to have to zip it about the prosthetics.

The prosthetics made Cooper more handsome than he is in real life.

But maybe I’m biased. I like big noses.

by Anonymousreply 56August 16, 2023 8:58 PM

But the Jews run Hollywood so they must be ok with it because otherwise they would have stopped it.

by Anonymousreply 57August 16, 2023 9:06 PM

R56, when I said "big ones" at R46, I was referring to cock size.

by Anonymousreply 58August 16, 2023 9:15 PM

No mutilation

by Anonymousreply 59August 16, 2023 10:51 PM

That’s a big nose !

by Anonymousreply 60August 16, 2023 10:58 PM

R56, the family issued a statement. They're fine with the faux nose.

by Anonymousreply 61August 16, 2023 11:03 PM

My God, he looks like a comic accurate The Joker.

by Anonymousreply 62August 16, 2023 11:56 PM

R58, my mistake. I have no comment on Cooper’s , Bernstein’s or my own cock.

R61, thanks. I just googled and read their statement. I home that’s the end of this little tempest.

by Anonymousreply 63August 17, 2023 12:14 AM

The chin looks more pronounced than the nose in that photo.

In any event, this kerfuffle over prosthetic noses doesn’t bode well for any future Barbra biopics.

by Anonymousreply 64August 17, 2023 12:34 AM

It isn't because his family speaks only for themselves and they, by their own admission, did not grow up in a particularly observant home. I think it sucks that when the issue of Jewish representation comes up, the response is always "Well, duh, they're actors and they can pretend to be anything they want." No other group gets this. On the other hand, most American Jews are secular Jews and many come from mixed homes. The numbers of people who feel a need to see Jewish actors in Jewish roles, apart from the slimy lawyers on SVU, is a minority within a minority.

I have no doubt that Maestro will suck, as all Bradley Cooper passion projects do, but this won't be why.

by Anonymousreply 65August 17, 2023 12:40 AM

Does the man go up into the man in this movie?

by Anonymousreply 66August 17, 2023 12:54 AM

Well, r66, Matt Bomer's in it for some gay reason or other, nu?

by Anonymousreply 67August 17, 2023 12:56 AM

Bradley Cooper already has a large nose and he resembles Cohen enough that this was overkill. This isn't Nicole Kidman playing Virginia Woolf, which was bad enough.

by Anonymousreply 68August 17, 2023 1:18 AM

Leonard Bernstein, not Leonard Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 69August 17, 2023 1:51 AM

Lenny also had a big, teenager-loving dick. Is that portrayed accurately?

I didn't think so.

by Anonymousreply 70August 17, 2023 2:10 AM

male teenagers.

by Anonymousreply 71August 17, 2023 2:10 AM

Now he's got Jewface and Gayface.

by Anonymousreply 72August 17, 2023 2:18 AM

It's a shanda for the goyim!

by Anonymousreply 73August 17, 2023 2:30 AM

I wonder if Bradley got a piece of Bomer while making this movie.

by Anonymousreply 74August 17, 2023 2:34 AM

[quote] Leonard Bernstein, not Leonard Cohen.

I thought we were talking about Leonard Nimoy!

by Anonymousreply 75August 17, 2023 2:35 AM

[quote]Leonard Bernstein, not Leonard Cohen.

Oh lord. I am always getting these two names mixed up.

by Anonymousreply 76August 17, 2023 3:07 AM

I’ve never seen more damage to a Jew’s face than that time Streisand tried to pull off crimped hair in the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 77August 17, 2023 3:11 AM

Actor gets made up to look like historical real-life person he is portraying.

Yeah, "Jewface", sure, whatever.

by Anonymousreply 78August 17, 2023 4:44 AM

They are going to straighwash Bernstein, aren't they?

by Anonymousreply 79August 17, 2023 5:38 AM

I guess Ingrid Bergman had “Jewface” too when she played Golda Meir with makeup to make her resemble Mrs. Meir. But back then all we cared about was a good performance.

by Anonymousreply 80August 17, 2023 6:09 AM

The Marxist white 'progressives' are ruining the arts.

Too much censorship and woke* propaganda being shoehorned into movies/shows/music/art in general.

*anti-white, anti-men, anti-America, anti-police, anti-femininity in women/girls, anti-masculinity in men/boys, anti-women and anti-biology when it comes to the trans/nonbinary issue.

by Anonymousreply 81August 17, 2023 6:46 AM

[quote]No one criticized Oppenheimer for having 2 non Jews play the Jewish leads nor all the foreign actors playing Americans in the film.

Yes, that's getting very annoying.

A lot of that has to do with the white 'progressives' currently in charge of the U.S. media/entertainment industry.

On top of being anti-white and anti-men, they are anti-America -- pretty much self-loathing in every way if you're a male 'progressive.'

I have friends who are working actors who complain discreetly about the anti-America atmosphere in LA and NY.

Many of them resent foreigners being cast in American productions as American characters and costing them roles/opportunities.

But they're afraid to speak up publicly. At least at this time, when Hollywood is very 'woke.'

by Anonymousreply 82August 17, 2023 6:46 AM

R13 "Why didn't they just hire a jew?"

Because, obviously there are not enough Jews in Hollywood (sarcasm).

As a Jew, I think being offended by this is beyond ridiculous and I think most other Jews would agree with me. It would be different if it was an exaggerated prosthesis like antisemitic caricatures of Jews. The only time I've seen that done in a modern movie is in Coming 2 America (Eddie Murphy portraying an old Jewish man as an exaggerated stereotype). That didn't upset me either, but I can see how some people could get their nose out of joint. Certainly you could not do the opposite today (Jew to look Black in a similar type comedy).

by Anonymousreply 83August 17, 2023 6:49 AM

And he has scary Carey Mulligan tanning up as a spicy Costa Rican Jew.

by Anonymousreply 84August 17, 2023 7:39 AM

Jewish people are still white at the end of the day. Could care less if a non Jew plays a Jew.

by Anonymousreply 85August 17, 2023 7:44 AM

My sisters BF is a Russian Jew and he voted for Trump twice. Jews are still white despite the discrimination they face.

by Anonymousreply 86August 17, 2023 7:46 AM

Fuck you, r86. May I direct you to my book “Jews Don’t Count”?

by Anonymousreply 87August 17, 2023 7:59 AM

Did he get the gayface right, at least?

by Anonymousreply 88August 17, 2023 8:28 AM

Did Bradley Cooper direct himself in a gay sex scene in this film?

by Anonymousreply 89August 17, 2023 8:29 AM

This is getting ridiculous.

1.) There is no 'Jewfacing' or bigotry here: Bernstein's own *kids* handpicked Bradley to play their father. They approved the nose and said so to the Times. If, as it appears, he was in competition with Jakey G, then you have LB's *JEWISH* fam passing on *JEWISH* Jake Gyllenhaal for..... Goyim Cooper. There must be a reason. Perhaps it has to do with talent and merit and intention- things all the clannish freaks of the world have no interest in today.

2.) Nor will there be any 'straight washing.' The trailer has Bernstein tenderly caressing the face of a young MALE acolyte and then *kissing* him in yet another scene (where his wife walks in). Perhaps the film will be more suggestive than it is overt.....but given that this storyline appears in the damn *teaser*, I think it's safe to say that the filmmakers are clear on Bernstein's proclivities.... and want you to be too.

I, for one, think it looks pretty good and am eager to check it out. Let's just be thankful it's a story about a fascinating, intelligent, adult human.... and not another goddamn Marvel movie whey have to go find some glowy thing.

by Anonymousreply 90August 17, 2023 9:58 AM

If you had to create a "wokeface" to play a woke person, what would it look like?

by Anonymousreply 91August 17, 2023 10:01 AM

R91. Comme ça

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by Anonymousreply 92August 17, 2023 10:48 AM

How ridiculous. In the costume - Cooper is an excellent likeness of Bernstein. Good enough to be believable for a film.

I don't like Cooper and I won't be watching this.

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by Anonymousreply 93August 17, 2023 10:55 AM

The nose looks ridiculous he looks like a fucking troll.

by Anonymousreply 94August 17, 2023 2:24 PM

I eat old people’s excrement.

by Anonymousreply 95August 17, 2023 2:25 PM

Has Lucille Ball commented yet?

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by Anonymousreply 96August 17, 2023 2:25 PM

Who even remembers what Leonard Bernstein looked like? Bradley didn't need to go full 90s SNL.

by Anonymousreply 97August 17, 2023 2:26 PM

And I eat it after R94 vomits it all up.

by Anonymousreply 98August 17, 2023 2:29 PM

What I’m more offended by is the idea this will be like The Imitation Game and focus on a gay man’s relationship with a woman (yes, he was gay, not bisexual - he married Felicia for social safety like many high profile gay men of his time did) as a way of making him palatable.

by Anonymousreply 99August 17, 2023 2:31 PM

There was outcry about nonJews playing Jews in Oppenheimer. Go look it up.

Bernstein's kids are not the authoritative voice on Jewish representation. It's nice they're happy with this performances but that doesn't replace critical opinion.

Jews come in all colors. If skin color is the criteria forc authenticity in casting, then no one would ever need to cast a gay man to play a gay man.

If you ever saw Bernstein conduct, you remember how he looked and especially how he moved. That's a critical part of the performance.

I sympathize with the Jewface arguments but no one ever points to someone better qualified for the part. Jake Gyllenhaal? Get serious.

These threads and discussion always invite antisemitic comments. There are better forums for them.

by Anonymousreply 100August 17, 2023 3:09 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal is definitely a better actor.

by Anonymousreply 101August 17, 2023 3:17 PM

It's all fake outrage. Like men screaming bloody murder about "the patriarchy".

by Anonymousreply 102August 17, 2023 3:19 PM

Jewish groups were upset about AlecGuinness playing Fagin in David Lean’s version of Oliver Twist with an enormous ‘Semitic’ nose, only a few years after WWII. Cuts had to be made in the film in the US. This nose isn’t on that level at all.

by Anonymousreply 103August 17, 2023 3:21 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal wouldn't be a bad choice.

by Anonymousreply 104August 17, 2023 3:25 PM

[quote]The Bernstein children were always going to choose the spec which portrayed their parent’s love story in rose colored glasses over I’m assuming Gyllenhaal’s tortured character study.

I read this as this...

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by Anonymousreply 105August 17, 2023 3:26 PM

The bridge on the nose is too high and looks silly

by Anonymousreply 106August 17, 2023 4:32 PM

He's always had a reptilian beak, didn't even notice a prosthetic until stumbling on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 107August 17, 2023 4:41 PM

I mean that’s the oddness of it

They do makeup tests and shit

At what point did someone not say, “Hey! This is wrong!”

The problem I think is when you have somebody doing everything like Cooper, there’s no strong opposing force like a producer to correct bad ideas. Woody Allen’s films took a serious decline in quality when his sister began producing them; and if you look at Wes Anderson’s last two films which were not produced by Scott Rudin, there was a huge drop in quality.

There’s a good clip of George Lucas during the production of Phantom Menace (oddly another film full of racist stereotypes) and Lucas cracks a small joke and the crew around him laughs like it’s the funniest thing in the world. And we know how that film turned out.

by Anonymousreply 108August 17, 2023 4:47 PM

I don't think that Jake Gyllenhaal with one Jewish parent, a hippie bar mitzvah at a homeless shelter, and an obvious rhinoplasty is a more authentic choice for this role. The only question is whether the prosthesis is exaggerated. Who knows?

by Anonymousreply 109August 17, 2023 5:35 PM

[quote]The nose looks ridiculous he looks like a fucking troll.

You've obviously never met Leonard Bernstein

by Anonymousreply 110August 17, 2023 5:45 PM

Bernstein was handsome when he was younger, but he did not age well. Short men wear added weight very badly.

by Anonymousreply 111August 17, 2023 5:51 PM

^^he also smoked like a motherfucker.

by Anonymousreply 112August 17, 2023 7:19 PM

"A Bradley Cooper Film"

I'll wear any nose I want.

by Anonymousreply 113August 17, 2023 7:45 PM

What about the gayface?

by Anonymousreply 114August 17, 2023 7:48 PM

When will the imbeciles stop clamoring for actors to be of the same ethnic and national provenance as their characters? It's called ACTING, stoopid.

by Anonymousreply 115August 17, 2023 10:29 PM

Bradley Cooper is a desperate ham.

by Anonymousreply 116August 17, 2023 11:25 PM

I truly don't understand why people are discussing Gyllenhaal. I looked it up and Maestro has been filmed and completed and is due for its debut at the Venice International Film Festival on September 2, 2023.

by Anonymousreply 117August 18, 2023 1:00 AM

R77 lmao

by Anonymousreply 118August 18, 2023 1:06 AM

Because Gyllenhaal had a competing Leonard Bernstein project which fell apart when the Bernstein family chose Cooper’s project and gave him the rights to use his recordings. Gyllenhaal had wanted to do a biopic with Cary Fukunaga.

by Anonymousreply 119August 18, 2023 1:08 AM

Oh I see R119. Thanks for explaining.

by Anonymousreply 120August 18, 2023 1:19 AM

Cary fuck u what?

by Anonymousreply 121August 18, 2023 2:36 PM

This is so minuscule and it’s just hateful attempt to bar Cooper from the Oscar. He is the greatest mainstream actor of his peer group.

by Anonymousreply 122August 18, 2023 3:00 PM

OK.

by Anonymousreply 123August 18, 2023 3:25 PM

R122-Yes. He's this century's version of that incredible actor, Rock Hudson.

by Anonymousreply 124August 18, 2023 3:55 PM

Rock Hudson didn’t give smarminess.

More like Diet Warren Beatty.

by Anonymousreply 125August 18, 2023 4:04 PM

Leo is shooketh. BC is the hottest, closeted mainstream film star in town.

Haha, but all jokes aside BC is a really brilliant actor. He is better than Leo and Leo used to be my favorite film star because he chose or got offered the best projects.

by Anonymousreply 126August 18, 2023 4:06 PM

Remember when Leo and Bradley were papped on a hotel balcony together? They looked like they'd been fucking all night. That was funny.

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by Anonymousreply 127August 18, 2023 5:27 PM

First Oppenheimer played by someone name Cillian, Feynman by a man who looks like a leprechaun and Einstein by an Italian Scot, now this.

Oy!

Is there nothing left in Hollywood for the Jews?

by Anonymousreply 128August 18, 2023 5:38 PM

'A' gay scene? His homosexuality was a very important part of his life. There would need to be as much white washing as in the Cole Porter film 'Night and Day.'

by Anonymousreply 129August 18, 2023 5:59 PM

R127 that was funny.....you know it's true.

by Anonymousreply 130August 19, 2023 12:04 AM

[quote] Bradley Cooper is a desperate ham.

Your point being?

by Anonymousreply 131August 19, 2023 12:42 AM

The main point being is Al Pacino is a ham, but he’s not a desperate one.

by Anonymousreply 132August 19, 2023 12:57 AM

Not all Jews have big noses, for chrissake. I'm Jewish and have an average nose, as does everyone in my family. Others none big nosed Jews include Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman, Paul Rudd and plenty of others.

by Anonymousreply 133August 19, 2023 1:15 AM

[quote]Jake Gyllenhaal is definitely a better actor.

That's debatable, lol.

Although Jewish, Jake has had a nose job in real life...don't want to be pigeon-holed as "too Jewy", huh?

by Anonymousreply 134August 19, 2023 1:27 AM

In WHAT universe is Bradley Cooper a talented actor amongst any groups, aside from community theatre menageries?

by Anonymousreply 135August 19, 2023 1:29 AM

'jew eat'?

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by Anonymousreply 136August 19, 2023 1:30 AM

He ought to do The Jimmy Durante Story

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by Anonymousreply 137August 19, 2023 1:32 AM

Gyllenhaal and Portman had nose jobs. Portman's nose wasn't particularly big but Gyllenhaal's was.

by Anonymousreply 138August 19, 2023 2:44 AM

He was great bicycling across Peru on GlobeTrekker, had thighs like Eric Heiden back then.

by Anonymousreply 139August 19, 2023 3:29 AM

It’s honestly fake clickbait.

No one really has a problem with it.

This is sensationalism. A few people on social media said something and it’s “OUTRAGE”.

It’s just a way to work people up, no one cares.

by Anonymousreply 140August 19, 2023 4:27 AM

Completely agree with you R140. Overall - it's a very good way to drum up publicity for the film by employing social media outrage and I think this is what's going on.

by Anonymousreply 141August 19, 2023 4:32 AM

Winona Ryder is also Jewish and has a nice small nose.

by Anonymousreply 142August 19, 2023 2:16 PM

But she has big hands and pockets.

by Anonymousreply 143August 19, 2023 4:04 PM

R127-Considering what a hairy chest Cooper had in The Hangover, it looks like he had Leo shave his body before they fucked.

by Anonymousreply 144August 19, 2023 4:49 PM

Not to get too crazy but if JG’s mother was Jewish he is Jewish. And if only his father was Jewish, he isn’t,(according to Orthodox folk.)

by Anonymousreply 145August 19, 2023 5:35 PM

[quote] Not to get too crazy but if JG’s mother was Jewish he is Jewish. And if only his father was Jewish, he isn’t,(according to Orthodox folk.)

The Orthodox absolutely do not get to decide for everyone else who is not Orthodox.

If his father is Jewish and he identifies as ethnically Jewish, he's ethnically Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 146August 19, 2023 5:38 PM

Naomi Foner is Jewish, r145. Stephen Gyllenhaal is Swedenborgian. But as r146 asserts, if your father's Jewish, you're allowed to call yourself Jewish. IMO anyway.

by Anonymousreply 147August 19, 2023 5:41 PM

Jake is looking more Jewy as he gets older.

by Anonymousreply 148August 19, 2023 6:03 PM

Winona Ryder had a nosejob.

by Anonymousreply 149August 19, 2023 7:20 PM

Nope,Judaism is matralineal. Your mother has to be Jewish to be considered Jewish.

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by Anonymousreply 150August 19, 2023 7:22 PM

Matrilineal descent is a cultural tradition

Physiognomy is not passed through traditions, it’s passed through genes

Ergo, when someone is said to “look Jewish” it is implied they have features associated with Askenazi (why they haven’t changed that spelling) Jews of Central and Eastern Europe

Thus Jake Gyllenhaal is 1/2 Askenazi Jewish whether his mother or father is an Askenazi Jewish descendant

This is shorted to half-Jewish because the inference to genes, rather than religionm is sociolinguisticly coded, like how Charlize Theron, a woman born in Africa who now lives in America, is not considered African American

by Anonymousreply 151August 19, 2023 8:06 PM

Sigh

by Anonymousreply 152August 19, 2023 10:31 PM

Thanks God they didn't cast Mary Martin as Fanny Brice.

by Anonymousreply 153August 19, 2023 10:31 PM

I love the Jewish people. They enrich our society. Jesus Christ is Jewish as are so many prominent and influential people.

by Anonymousreply 154August 20, 2023 12:05 AM

When they were creating Funny Girl and were considering Mary Martin Sondheim said whoever played Brice had to have a nose.

Before his nose job I believe Dean Martin was jewish.

by Anonymousreply 155August 20, 2023 12:19 AM

Dean Martin was Italian

by Anonymousreply 156August 20, 2023 12:40 AM

Fake outrage clickbait to get people to read their bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 157August 20, 2023 12:58 AM

Forget the Jewface what bout the Jewcock

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by Anonymousreply 158August 20, 2023 1:39 AM

They didn't need to try to make Cooper look more like Bernstein. When Jimmy Stewart played Glenn Miller they gave him a pair of frameless glasses and he learned to play trombone. Robert Alda didn't look like Gershwin, Tyrone Power playing Eddie Duchin still looked like Tyrone Power. Renee Zellweger didn't look exactly like Judy Garland. Bradley Cooper could have forgone the absurd putty nose and no one would have cared how much he resembled Lenny Bernstein or not. The current movie audience is not that familiar with what Bernstein looked like, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 159August 20, 2023 1:43 AM

Funny how Leonard Bernstein was such a big celebrity in his day but now he's half forgotten. I was a teenager when he died and it was huge news, the lead story in major media outlets. I doubt most people under 40 or so even know about him.

by Anonymousreply 160August 20, 2023 1:47 AM

This is Bradley's "Gimme That Fuckin' Oscar Already!" film.

by Anonymousreply 161August 20, 2023 1:52 AM

Well there weren't that many famous American-born symphony conductors, and he made a splash when he was young - simultaneously he was also a Broadway songwriter and a composer of jazz-inspired, American-style dance music. But it's true he's not remembered like, say, George Gershwin.

by Anonymousreply 162August 20, 2023 1:58 AM

Such a collection of kuni lemels.

by Anonymousreply 163August 20, 2023 3:11 AM

I was thinking that, r163. Thank you for having the presence of mind to type. You bring us naches with the old words.

by Anonymousreply 164August 20, 2023 3:14 AM

Bitch stole my act.

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by Anonymousreply 165August 20, 2023 5:12 AM

Celebrity by its nature is ephemeral and artists live on through their work; and Leonard Bernstein’s work was interpreting other people’s work. His only widely remembered original cultural contribution is the music of West Side Story and he didn’t even write the lyrics. Seventy years of rock/pop/r&b as the dominant musical art form has conditioned people to view the singer/band as the “genius” behind whatever hope/inspiration/happiness music provides listeners. Ergo, the great affection many people of my generation have for Natalia Imbruglia’s Torn and the shock many people feel when they learn it is a cover.

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by Anonymousreply 166August 20, 2023 12:34 PM

Additionally, Hollywood has trained people to want to see the performer “recreated” in the music biopic.

Bradley Cooper’s failure in developing this movie was not understanding that this wasn’t a music biopic because no one remembers exactly what Leonard Bernstein performing looked like. People remember what George and Tammy looked and sounded like, they do not remember what Leonard Bernstein looked and sounded like. It was so wildly unnecessary to do the prosthetic, which is why people are offended. He could have shown up without it and people would have just accepted it, because that’s how movies work. Ergo, Cleopatra is always a raven-haired sexpot like Elizabeth Taylor, Scarlett O’Hara is always beautiful despite the very first words of the book being “Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful,” and a Velociraptor is a six foot tall reptilian monster instead of a three-foot tall turkey with hands and claws. The movies dictate what people see.

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by Anonymousreply 167August 20, 2023 1:03 PM

Bernstein spent some time on campus when I was at college......he loved the boys....and some of them loved him back.

by Anonymousreply 168August 20, 2023 1:39 PM

Bernstein wrote the music for On The Town and Candide in addition to West Side Story. And his recordings are readily available. The fact that most people under,40 haven’t heard of him doesn’t mean his music won’t still be listened to in years to come.

by Anonymousreply 169August 20, 2023 2:05 PM

[quote]People remember what George and Tammy looked and sounded like, they do not remember what Leonard Bernstein looked and sounded like.

I have no idea what Tammy looked like (though I remember "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" from the jukebox at the Ninth Circle), and I only know what George looked like because of the links provided on DL to "He Stopped Loving Her Today." OTOH, I've known what Lenny looked like since the Young People's Concerts in the early 1960s.

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by Anonymousreply 170August 20, 2023 2:15 PM

R170 the problem is there are less, far, far less of you than there are people who remember George and Tammy.

by Anonymousreply 171August 20, 2023 2:35 PM

^ "Less" or "fewer" in r171? I feel as if it should be "fewer," but "less of you" doesn't sound bad in this instance. Oh, dears?

by Anonymousreply 172August 20, 2023 2:41 PM

Bernstein actually did write some of the lyrics for West Side Story.

I don't know who "people" are but I remember Bernstein, I remember his voice, I can hear it in my memory right now. I remember what he looked like. I even saw him conduct once.

by Anonymousreply 173August 20, 2023 3:01 PM

Of course an elderly gay man from NYC would clearly remember Leonard Bernstein. 99.9% of the population would not, however.

by Anonymousreply 174August 20, 2023 3:15 PM

R174 I'm a 65 year old man, not from NYC. I saw him conduct somewhere other than NYC.

Do you really think 99.9% of the population is young?

by Anonymousreply 175August 20, 2023 3:18 PM

List of all the orchestras Bernstein conducted:

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by Anonymousreply 176August 20, 2023 3:24 PM

R166 = Stephen Sondheim.

by Anonymousreply 177August 20, 2023 3:24 PM

The point is Bernstein is not very well known to the general public anymore r175

by Anonymousreply 178August 20, 2023 3:27 PM

Yeah I know I was the one who said it, too - when I said B. Cooper didn't need prosthetics because the memory of what L.B. looked like isn't strong. But otoh let's not overdo it and say "no one" remembers him at all.

by Anonymousreply 179August 20, 2023 3:31 PM

R178 and the world is a poorer place because of it.

by Anonymousreply 180August 20, 2023 3:43 PM

Correct most people today have never hear of Lenny much less know what his snooze looked like. With all this online kerfuffle about Cooper's prosthetic all the audience will be doing is staring at his plastic cock.

by Anonymousreply 181August 20, 2023 3:45 PM

^^^ whoops CONK

by Anonymousreply 182August 20, 2023 3:45 PM

When I first glance said this I thought it said Betty crocker and then I started wondering if it was some row over like challah bread or matzo balls or something.

by Anonymousreply 183August 20, 2023 3:45 PM

r179 he's not well remembered, I never said "no one" remembers him. God, you eldergays are so bitchy when people point out the beloved celebrities of your long-ago youth aren't very well-known anymore. It happens. It's just life.

by Anonymousreply 184August 20, 2023 3:45 PM

"You eldergays" -- why do we have to read this shit here all the time? When I started reading DL around 5 years ago I don't remember as much stuff about eldergays, and not these divisive posts.

Anyway someone wrote:

[quote]People remember what George and Tammy looked and sounded like, they do not remember what Leonard Bernstein looked and sounded like.

So some posters do remember what Bernstein looked and sounded like, and responded. Is that so bad?

by Anonymousreply 185August 20, 2023 4:12 PM

Fixed it for you: People in my shithole, backwater, red state neck of the woods remember what George and Tammy looked and sounded like, they do not remember what Leonard Bernstein looked and sounded like because he was a fag Communist Jew.

by Anonymousreply 186August 20, 2023 6:31 PM

Honestly, when the poster said Tammy, I thought he was talking about Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 187August 20, 2023 6:32 PM

JFC r186 you really are a piece of work

by Anonymousreply 188August 20, 2023 6:39 PM

R186, I wouldn't recognize George Jones if someone dropped him on me. I saw Tammy Wynette on TV maybe once in my life. I considered both to be caricatures. Leonard Bernstein is someone I saw in concert and on TV many times and who is indelibly printed on my brain.

So , when you speak of a world in which people have vivid memories of George and Tammy but not of Bernstein, I can only assume you're talking about red state America where the only music is C&W. It is not a stretch to assume these folk would heap those kind of pejoratives upon Bernstein if they knew of him.

I'm sorry but these are the limits of my imagination. If you can describe another type of world in which Jones and Wynette's faces are immediately recognizable but Bernstein is unknown, I'm happy to admit my error.

by Anonymousreply 189August 20, 2023 6:49 PM

Make that r187

by Anonymousreply 190August 20, 2023 6:49 PM

Sorry, this was intended for R188

by Anonymousreply 191August 20, 2023 6:50 PM

Even in blue state America, Leonard Bernstein isn't all that well known anymore. Most people wouldn't recognize him if they saw a picture of him.

by Anonymousreply 192August 20, 2023 6:50 PM

Quite possibly true, R192, but the proposition under dispute is whether George Jones and Tammy Wynette's music and faces are vividly remembered by most people. Not in my neck of the woods.

by Anonymousreply 193August 20, 2023 6:52 PM

Maybe Tammy Wynette, but not George Jones. She's still pretty well known, like Patsy Cline.

by Anonymousreply 194August 20, 2023 6:54 PM

But the people who would watch a miniseries about them would remember how they looked and that would be important to them.

by Anonymousreply 195August 20, 2023 9:38 PM

He couldn't watch the film without thinking about the nose and all that it symbolizes.

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by Anonymousreply 196August 21, 2023 1:00 PM

More people just looking for something to whine about.

by Anonymousreply 197August 21, 2023 1:15 PM

Including you, r197, whining about the whiners.

by Anonymousreply 198August 21, 2023 1:20 PM

Look at the photo at R196

Anyone notice his eyes

Don’t they seem a little… you know…

And go to YouTube to see clips of how he was acting when they filmed this. His acting was over the top camp.

by Anonymousreply 199August 21, 2023 3:04 PM

Clip

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by Anonymousreply 200August 21, 2023 3:09 PM

Re: that clip. It must be so annoying with the general public standing there and filming you on their phones while you're trying to act.

by Anonymousreply 201August 21, 2023 3:12 PM

Well it’s his own damn fault for setting the scene outside on Central Park West.

by Anonymousreply 202August 21, 2023 3:23 PM

[quote]Anyone notice his eyes

[quote]Don’t they seem a little… you know…

?

by Anonymousreply 203August 24, 2023 3:36 AM

R186. If you think most people in New York City or any other major city in 2023 know what Bernstein looked like, I invite you to take an impromptu poll.

In addition, knowing who Bernstein was is hardly an indication of enormous sophistication. He spent most of his life as a conductor, which, even in the age of recordings is a pretty ephemeral pursuit. Most of his compositions, with a few exceptions, aren’t rated very highly. A modern person could consume a lot culture without ever thinking of Bernstein.

by Anonymousreply 204August 24, 2023 3:56 AM

Why don't you conduct an impromptu poll showing them photos of Tammy Wynette and George Jones and ask if they can identify them. That was the point I was disputing.

by Anonymousreply 205August 24, 2023 4:29 AM

Obviously, the way to shut up Sarah Silverman from bitching about "Jewface" is to cast her in your movie. Smart move.

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by Anonymousreply 206August 24, 2023 5:38 AM

R203 what part of 🏔️ ⛷️ 🧂 ❄️ are you failing to understand?

by Anonymousreply 207August 24, 2023 9:54 AM

I didn't look at the emojis very closely. It was on a small screen. I thought it was a slice of pizza, an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top...I got the salt shaker and snowflake. Okay I get it now.

by Anonymousreply 208August 24, 2023 1:35 PM
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by Anonymousreply 209August 24, 2023 1:38 PM

The majority of people will always know the music of Bernstein and Gershwin but not their names.

Everyone is forgotten except for major historical figures and Monroe and Audrey Hepburn. At one point I would have put Elvis and James Dean but now I'm not so sure.

by Anonymousreply 210August 30, 2023 9:51 AM

I think James Dean is starting to fade. If you showed a picture of him to a bunch of 20 year olds they might not know who he is. Of course, everybody still knows who Marilyn Monroe is.

by Anonymousreply 211August 30, 2023 2:34 PM

The prosthetic creator speaks

He’s falling on his sword; I just know Bradley told him “I want it BIG.”

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by Anonymousreply 212September 2, 2023 2:01 PM

New still

I really don’t see anything except the nose anymore

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by Anonymousreply 213September 2, 2023 2:06 PM

[quote] I just know Bradley told him “I want it BIG.”

That's what he always told me, too.

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by Anonymousreply 214September 2, 2023 2:09 PM

They’re going to have to reduce the nose with CGI now.

by Anonymousreply 215September 3, 2023 2:13 AM

Bradley Cooper didn't need a prosthetic nose to play Bernstein. His own nose was fine. Bernstein had a strong nose and strong features, but he wasn't defined by having a "big nose". I think Bradley Cooper chose to use a prosthetic nose to look more stereotypically Jewish, which is why it's offensive.

by Anonymousreply 216September 3, 2023 4:07 AM

does anyone actually like Bradley as an actor? i’ve always found his career mysterious.

by Anonymousreply 217September 4, 2023 2:16 AM

I've never loved him or hated him, r217. I did find him attractive in early days, though.

by Anonymousreply 218September 4, 2023 2:19 AM

[quote]does anyone actually like Bradley as an actor? i’ve always found his career mysterious.

He’s not Sean Penn great, but he really is good in the right role. I’ve been a big fan since The Hangover. Saw him on broadway in The Elephant Man - he was definitely robbed of a Tony for that performance.

by Anonymousreply 219September 4, 2023 2:22 AM

Especially when Michael Ian Black was fucking him in Wet Hot American Summer.

by Anonymousreply 220September 4, 2023 3:44 PM

He looks like a male witch witch

by Anonymousreply 221September 4, 2023 3:57 PM

The nose is not even big enough to resemble Bernstein’s real nose, but the bridge is way too high and throws the whole thing off.

by Anonymousreply 222September 5, 2023 6:45 AM

Bradley C. was great as Jon Peters in Licorice Pizza (better than Sean Penn, who I don't really care for, but he was okay as "Jack Holden", a take-off on William Holden - without the good looks, I guess).

by Anonymousreply 223September 5, 2023 4:28 PM

I was just watching Sean Penn in an interview and even though he’s short and I don’t think Bernstein was, he reminded me of Leonard Bernstein. Guess he would be way too old for the part but he looked more like Bernstein than Bradley Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 224September 24, 2023 5:05 PM

Was Bradley also fitted for a Jew cock prosthetic?

by Anonymousreply 225September 24, 2023 7:42 PM

I'm sure if he already wasn't circumcised, he got a circumcision for the role. Robert DeNiro would have.

by Anonymousreply 226September 24, 2023 8:25 PM

Lenny and Babs.

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by Anonymousreply 227September 24, 2023 9:26 PM

Lenny and Judy

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by Anonymousreply 228September 24, 2023 10:00 PM

It’s kind of amazing how these things blow up for a few days or a week on social media and seem like huge controversies (several threads on DL alone) - then they just die down and are forgotten. Without any particular resolution. Everybody just gets tired of it.

by Anonymousreply 229September 24, 2023 11:08 PM

Because the movie hasn't been shown yet. Just wait until December when everyone will be able to see it on Netflix.

by Anonymousreply 230September 25, 2023 12:15 AM

Or not.

by Anonymousreply 231September 25, 2023 3:03 AM
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