Shocked elder gay discovers he now has old-man butt

Stairs and biking.

You post a lot of stupid shit

thanks for sharing OP

Like sand in the hourglass......

So are the days of our lives........

Get a butt life but why bother nobody wants your ass except maybe on very slim chance someone falls in love with you and is also vey open minded and sexually wise.

butt LIFT

You're a filthy liar OP. I know because that exact same photo is in one of MY FAMILY ALBUMS because it is of my FATHER! He was a jokester and that is him on Crane's Beach.

My idiot brother posted it to FB about ten years ago and now it is out there in the public domain, fodder for sick individuals such as yourself.

R7, I never said that photo was of me. I was just showing what old-man butt looks like.

How old was your father at the time the picture was taken, R7?

It’s not the shape, it’s the “give”. 🤢

Fill in the form and mail it in ASAP and don’t forget to include a SASE.

You’re welcome!

OP aka R8 If you took a selfie of your naked backside why not post it here? It's anonymous and half the posters here think it's you already because of your poorly constructed sentences.

1-Can you not take the heat of the criticism about your actual butt?

2-Are you exaggerating about your butt's inadequacies?

3-Do you not know how to post a photo to share here? (I take that back...you managed to Google "old man naked ass" and post the photo)

4-Are you so very paranoid that you think there exists magic pixel technology that will present someone with your name, address, and social security number based on a photo posted here?

A real photo may also result in actual advice customized to the nuance of your butt.

Now you are stuck with "in general," advice, which begs the question why start the thread in the first place?

My neighbor has carpel tunnel and needs surgery from fingering her pussy all day for years and years

[quote]Get a butt life

Tell me more about this butt life you lead.

Squats and leg press. This isn't rocket science.

That's like asking how do you build biceps?

Everything is going to go down hill if you don't maintain it.

Flabby ass.

An iron lung hides a ton of flaws.

The butt in OP's pic isn't bad at all. There's still some firmness to it. It's fine.

R13,can she walk?

The guy in the OP photo looks a lot older than 60.

Get a fat transfer and butt lift. I'm sure Kim K has some butt fat to spare.

There is really NO shame in being a skinny very old man.

Did no one see the stream coming out of his butt or did you all think he had a blonde pig tail butt plug in?

I wish I could delete what I wrote in r23...Im really high and apologize for thinking the old man butt was having the runs

You can juice your way to a slim flat ass!!

That’s LaLanne, Jack.

Hands up if you’d fuck R7’s dad

Once again, R7, how old was your dad when that pic was taken? I’m guessing he was a lot older than 60.

You look 80, not 60.

Do I understand correctly? That's a picture of OP's grandfather at 80, and it was stolen years ago, and OP used it to illustrate his own butt at 60, because his grandfather used to fuck his dad, and his had fucked him.

It's too late for you, OP. You're an old. Deal with it. And get yourself one of those scooters for the elderly, pronto.

[quote]I know because that exact same photo is in one of MY FAMILY ALBUMS because it is of my FATHER! He was a jokester and that is him on Crane's Beach.

Do you mean Crane Beach in Ipswich, Mass.? I hope the greenheads didn't bite your father on his sad ass.

Brazilian butt lifts can do wonders for a tired old ass. It’s worth the investment if you entertain gentlemen a lot or are a practicing nudist.

Years ago I was in a bar and these two good looking guys started chatting me up. The one with dirty blond hair asked if I was a top or a bottom- I told him I was a top - then he said - Then your ass doesn’t matter.

What does the dl say- Dies a top’s ass matter too?

I think it does.

This OP has now posted FIVE threads on this same topic.

My legs are shrinking and my bum is too. There’s a British physio on YouTube named Will Harlow who gives fitness and pain management advice. Not bad to look at either…

I’m all for strengthening the lower body but my knees…

R35, the other threads aren't mine. I started only this one and then for some unknown reason the others followed a short while later.

We’ve always had a flat arse. Is this the cure? Will my tampon do the dirty if I get it done?

[QUOTE] the other threads aren't mine

Sure Jan.

OP, it's irrelevant how much you bench-press or work your glutes (yes, including getting a BBL). At 60, and assuming you've been overweight for most of the past 20 years, your biggest problem may be dealing with all the excess SKIN.

A BBL *may* be a fix for your ass, but a) if you already have a nice ass, you shouldn't get one and b) if you have *no* ass now, even a BBL may leave too much unused skin left over. To be on the safe side, you should get a butt lift *and* tummy tuck (and probably a neck lift while you're at it).

R36 I initially started watching Will Harlow because he's really handsome and has a nice body, but he actually provides a lot of really good advise for people who are over 40 and 50 will lower back and legs problems. The eye candy part now is just a bonus for me.

Moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo.

Gerg finally looked in a full length body mirror and can't take it.

Neither can we R43.

How many times do I have to say it? You're old, you sag, get over it!

My 95.5-year-old Dad's ass looks like that. And believe me, I could've lived the rest of my life w/o knowing that, but as a dutiful child I have to see waaayyyy more of nekkid parents than I'd ever thought possible.

R24 I think it was funny. I had to look at the photo again and OF COURSE you thought sea grass was a stream of #3. It’s a common error. The subject was a real trooper for not letting it interfere with his pervy binoculars.

Very informative r41. Last night I found his video on exercising with bad knees. Very helpful.

PS Harlow also has quite the shelf, if you get my drift…

This Mary OP needs to stop creating new threads on this topic.

[quote] Gerg finally looked in a full length body mirror and can't take it.

I happen to have a very callipygous figure.

OP is a self loathing gay who never heard of doing squats.

Go on and put some clothes on Gampy. No one wants to see that.

R36 and R41 Thank you for that, I just took a look at his YouTube Chanel and it looks brilliant, I will definitely be doing some of those exercises. He is also very handsome and boy next door.