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Why do the People in the Balance of Nature Commercials Look So Unhealthy?

You'd think the makers of this sham product would want to get testimonials from people who look like they benefit from this shit.

There's the one woman who's a fitness instructor or something (why she wears a white lab coat in the fitness center, I'll never know), and she says she 60, but feels 27. 60?! She looks at least 70.

Then there's the Southern bumpkin with the bad wig who brightens up peoples' days by bringin' em' a piece o' pie, thanks to Balance of Nature.

WTF?

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by Anonymousreply 23December 22, 2023 5:47 PM

These fucking commercials are on MSNBC every five minutes. It's the My Pillow for the liberal crowd. How much do they spend on advertising?

by Anonymousreply 1August 13, 2023 3:25 PM

They're not eating real fruit and vegetables.

by Anonymousreply 2August 13, 2023 3:25 PM

Was just commenting today on how the physician's assistant who runs a cardio lab looks 70 at least.

How the hell can an ounce of desiccated veggies and fruits do that much for your health? Why not buy a powder and add that or fresh veggies to your green smoothie?

by Anonymousreply 3August 13, 2023 3:26 PM

This company is a sham and needs to be investigated.

by Anonymousreply 4August 13, 2023 3:31 PM

One of the commercials has this woman who looks like a bad plastic surgery victim talking about how much energy she has thanks to Balance of Nature, then it shows her walking outside with a younger woman (probably her daughter), and she's walking like a senior citizen who just got a hip replacement.

Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

by Anonymousreply 5August 13, 2023 3:41 PM

She clearly needs some SUPER GREENS and copper jewelry to look her best.

by Anonymousreply 6August 13, 2023 3:53 PM

DiFi should be their new spokesperson. She looks so young and spry!

by Anonymousreply 7August 13, 2023 3:56 PM

[quote] These fucking commercials are on MSNBC every five minutes.

I was going to ask what shows Op watches to see this. I've never heard of this product

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by Anonymousreply 8August 13, 2023 4:06 PM

How about the one with the doctor of podiatric medicine who does recreational rock climbing, opens a bottle of that shit and pours himself a handful of pill, then rappels down a cliff?

The version I linked is meant for Fox, but I could swear I've seen a cut of the commercial on MSNBC that depicts rappelling, then pouring the pills.

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by Anonymousreply 9August 13, 2023 8:38 PM

Balance of Nature is a crock of shit.

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by Anonymousreply 10August 13, 2023 8:55 PM

Correction for R9, "handful of pills."

Balance of Nature cites Russian "studies" in support of its claims.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 13, 2023 8:57 PM

All they really need is some SUPER BEETS CHEWS! It cures everything, apparently!

by Anonymousreply 12August 13, 2023 10:10 PM

Paid a fine.

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by Anonymousreply 13August 13, 2023 10:12 PM

I have a theory OP. I believe the leaders of this company are right-leaning. They want to show “real” every day, working class Americans (which is actually just white working class to them). Have you seen any POC or LGBTQ in these horrifically bad commercials? I have not. They also don’t use anyone who is obviously college-educated.

All of this is just my instincts, I know nothing factual about the owners/founders. I feel like every single person in these comes from towns that were ravaged by meth.

by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2023 4:13 AM

YOU POOP, GURL

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2023 4:16 AM

R14 That's actually a very good observation. The commercials do have subtle "MAGA" tones.

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2023 10:32 AM

Thank you, PoisonedDragon. Before this brand, I've bought some of that shit - it sounds great "in theory" (to me, anyway, but I'd never heard of this new version)

by Anonymousreply 17August 14, 2023 10:53 AM

My doctor says Balance of Nature is a scam but Prevagen is legit.

by Anonymousreply 18August 14, 2023 8:34 PM

Isn't Prevagen basically COQ-10, which is proven to improve brain function?

by Anonymousreply 19August 14, 2023 8:41 PM

^ IDK, I was making a dumb joke. Prevagen is another one of those with commercials on every 5 minutes, so I just assumed it too was a scam.

by Anonymousreply 20August 14, 2023 8:43 PM

Supplements are an awesome way to waste tons of money.

by Anonymousreply 21August 15, 2023 10:32 AM

Now Rudy Giuliani is hawking these snake oil tablets on his "America's Mayor Live" program, suggesting his viewers take the supplement daily and demonstrating how to turn the empty bottles into Christmas ornaments.

That boy ain't right.

SMH

by Anonymousreply 22December 22, 2023 1:03 AM

Fitting.

by Anonymousreply 23December 22, 2023 5:47 PM
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