Why do the People in the Balance of Nature Commercials Look So Unhealthy?
You'd think the makers of this sham product would want to get testimonials from people who look like they benefit from this shit.
There's the one woman who's a fitness instructor or something (why she wears a white lab coat in the fitness center, I'll never know), and she says she 60, but feels 27. 60?! She looks at least 70.
Then there's the Southern bumpkin with the bad wig who brightens up peoples' days by bringin' em' a piece o' pie, thanks to Balance of Nature.
WTF?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | December 22, 2023 5:47 PM
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These fucking commercials are on MSNBC every five minutes. It's the My Pillow for the liberal crowd. How much do they spend on advertising?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 13, 2023 3:25 PM
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They're not eating real fruit and vegetables.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 13, 2023 3:25 PM
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Was just commenting today on how the physician's assistant who runs a cardio lab looks 70 at least.
How the hell can an ounce of desiccated veggies and fruits do that much for your health? Why not buy a powder and add that or fresh veggies to your green smoothie?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 13, 2023 3:26 PM
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This company is a sham and needs to be investigated.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 13, 2023 3:31 PM
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One of the commercials has this woman who looks like a bad plastic surgery victim talking about how much energy she has thanks to Balance of Nature, then it shows her walking outside with a younger woman (probably her daughter), and she's walking like a senior citizen who just got a hip replacement.
Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 13, 2023 3:41 PM
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She clearly needs some SUPER GREENS and copper jewelry to look her best.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 13, 2023 3:53 PM
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DiFi should be their new spokesperson. She looks so young and spry!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 13, 2023 3:56 PM
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[quote] These fucking commercials are on MSNBC every five minutes.
I was going to ask what shows Op watches to see this. I've never heard of this product
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 8 | August 13, 2023 4:06 PM
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How about the one with the doctor of podiatric medicine who does recreational rock climbing, opens a bottle of that shit and pours himself a handful of pill, then rappels down a cliff?
The version I linked is meant for Fox, but I could swear I've seen a cut of the commercial on MSNBC that depicts rappelling, then pouring the pills.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | August 13, 2023 8:38 PM
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Balance of Nature is a crock of shit.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | August 13, 2023 8:55 PM
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Correction for R9, "handful of pills."
Balance of Nature cites Russian "studies" in support of its claims.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 11 | August 13, 2023 8:57 PM
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All they really need is some SUPER BEETS CHEWS! It cures everything, apparently!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 13, 2023 10:10 PM
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I have a theory OP. I believe the leaders of this company are right-leaning. They want to show “real” every day, working class Americans (which is actually just white working class to them). Have you seen any POC or LGBTQ in these horrifically bad commercials? I have not. They also don’t use anyone who is obviously college-educated.
All of this is just my instincts, I know nothing factual about the owners/founders. I feel like every single person in these comes from towns that were ravaged by meth.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 14, 2023 4:13 AM
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R14 That's actually a very good observation. The commercials do have subtle "MAGA" tones.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 14, 2023 10:32 AM
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Thank you, PoisonedDragon. Before this brand, I've bought some of that shit - it sounds great "in theory" (to me, anyway, but I'd never heard of this new version)
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 14, 2023 10:53 AM
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My doctor says Balance of Nature is a scam but Prevagen is legit.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 14, 2023 8:34 PM
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Isn't Prevagen basically COQ-10, which is proven to improve brain function?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 14, 2023 8:41 PM
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^ IDK, I was making a dumb joke. Prevagen is another one of those with commercials on every 5 minutes, so I just assumed it too was a scam.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 14, 2023 8:43 PM
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Supplements are an awesome way to waste tons of money.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 15, 2023 10:32 AM
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Now Rudy Giuliani is hawking these snake oil tablets on his "America's Mayor Live" program, suggesting his viewers take the supplement daily and demonstrating how to turn the empty bottles into Christmas ornaments.
That boy ain't right.
SMH
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 22, 2023 1:03 AM
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