WHET Billy Eichner?

Dropped like a hot potato-face

I ran into him at the Wawa. I asked him if he could find the international coffee creamer for my decaf. But his boss interrupted him and told him to slice up some Alpine Lace for the deli.

I saw him cleaning rooms at the bathhouse! He does a half assed job - just like his movie.

[quote]But his boss interrupted him and told him to slice up some Alpine Lace for the deli.

I would have gone over to the deli and asked for some Red Dragon cheese in hopes that he would shriek, " I can't sell you any - I DON'T KNOW YOU!"

I always think if he had handled more graciously the bad box office for the first weekend of "Bros" then more people would have seen the movie, and it could have been a sleeper. (It was never going to be a box office hit the first weekend anyway--I don't know why he ever thought that was going to be a possibility for a small film like that.)

I thought he was gonna play Paul Lynde in one of those goddamn biopics. Maybe he’s somewhere slapping children?

My understanding is that unlike someone like Gilbert Gottfried (who was apparently intelligent and soft-spoken in real life), Billy is every bit as loud and obnoxious off-camera as he is on.

Billy is having a hard time with "Red, White and Royal Blue," while an imperfect movie itself, getting a much better reception than "Bros."

I don’t know much about him other than that Bro’s movie which I haven’t seen yet. But damn, he is is NOT an easy guy to look at. For some reason he always looks dirty or sweaty or something. I can’t put my finger on what it is exactly but something about him just looks like he needs to be cleaned up or something. I think he’s one of those people who would never really benefit from plastic surgery. He just kind of has a hard face.

Using the strike to hide his deep shame

Beware of men in their forties who still go by boyish nicknames: Bobby, Tommy, Eddie...

[quote]WHET Billy Eichner?

I don't know her.

Billy’s fine! He sends his love!

After Bros flopped I bet nearly all his stuff that was in the pipeline got dropped and now no one is doing is anything. Will he sell his house like Porter?

Billy mocked Joel Lee Booster and Fire Island...WOW, what movie did better and was better!!

He pretended to be a top. Everyone laughed. And now he's gone.

[quote] But damn, he is is NOT an easy guy to look at. For some reason he always looks dirty or sweaty or something. I can’t put my finger on what it is exactly but something about him just looks like he needs to be cleaned up or something. I think he’s one of those people who would never really benefit from plastic surgery. He just kind of has a hard face.

He figured out his face looks too wide and homely if he's clean shaven, so he always has scruff.

But you get to an age where always having scruff makes you look like a wino rather than like Heathcliff, and he's now at that age.

I wonder if the Paul Lynde film has been shelved. There don’t seem to have been any updates since it was announced a few years ago.

I do have to admit, i would love to hear Billy utter on camera Paul Lynde's most famous quotation (delivered on an airplane to the father of a squalling child): "Excuse me, sir, is this little girl yours? Because if you don't shut her up, I'm going to fuck her!"

The Paul Lynde movie should take place during the production of the Halloween Special. Ups, downs, musical numbers, flashbacks. Guest stars just dripping. Bruce LaLunch could even make an appearance! Then, KISS!

Hopefully, not launching a singing career.

Or doing anymore nude scenes.

I think we can say for certain: not dating Luke MacFarlane.

Might be hanging out with Deb Messing somewhere, working on her one-woman show.

[quote]Billy is having a hard time with "Red, White and Royal Blue," while an imperfect movie itself, getting a much better reception than "Bros."

Probably helps that it has a built-in audience of readers of the popular book it's based on, [italic]both[/italic] leads are appealing, and its marketing strategy wasn't "point at the straights and emphasize that the movie isn't for them."

I could put an old episode of “Antique Roadhouse” up on the screen and get better ratings!

It's "Antiques Roadshow", you ignorant slut!

A DL Antiques Roadshow would be epic. I know what I’d bring! My aunt Barb’s collection of Aquanet cans and my Ann Miller lingerie bag!