The DL Criterion Collection of Viral Clips

Leave Britney alone!

Mariah Carey's "I don't know her"

It’s the perfect texture for running. Very low impact

For those who haven't seen it: Miss Lake Dardanelle.

She poses at the end knowing she absolutely killed it.

Sue Simmons--the FUCK are you doing? Always makes me giggle.

Huckin da bejeepers

Say hi to the camera Mom

Ethan the shirtless runner

Could be a crackhead, got ahold of the wrong stuff!

WE ON THE SCENE OF THIS BITCH!

Really, every reporter should say that during a live report. Bless you, Rhoda Young, for covering the news AND correctly deducing that the fat white dude set his own house on fire.

I still think the "Hide Yo' Kids" guy should have become a huge star. He really had "It".

Antoine became a star but found Jebus.

Lord Jesus it's a FAHR!

The original

but I ***LIVE*** for this version

Mobility MARY!

Aww, Mobility Mary. I spent an entire afternoon watching all of her videos. You can't look away.

I AM DELIVERDT!!

God, I love Rhoda Young.

[quote]The original

In the original video at r21, there is a pinned update posted in May 2023 from the person who recorded the video explaining some details about the recording. He identified the guy who suppresses the laugh as his friend Scott.

Scott is a true Datalounge hero.

What about fat Sarah and her reciples?

PUNCH HER IN THE COOTER!

I had forgotten about "I don't like mens no more"

The real action starts around 1:50

R29 Comedy skits and fakes are NOT ELIGIBLE.

Please comply going forward. Thank you.

The Hall Monitor and Secretary of the Selection Committee

But how does he really feel?

Mobility Mary is whiny and annoying, but she has some legit complaints. That woman walking her dog was a bitch.

R33 Love him. A character!

R33 my favorite yt video of all time!

Mobility Mary's dismay at the homeless camps blocking her route under the bridge was justified. But she's still a miserable drama queen.

I love when the black lady doesn't get over enough for Mobility Mary's liking--as MM speeds away she says "what a bitch!" That old gal was a hoot.

Mike Jerrick interviewing Ryan Lochte.

Wait... wrong hilariously mean Mike Jerrick video. this is the correct one.

AARGH! Try again.

lose again

Sigh...

R5

For the love of God.

You might as well end this thread right now

Dollface alert

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife

R47 see R11

I am still rotting for this guy and hope he got his act together

The anchormen laughing at the model who keeps falling down.

Please say a prayer for Chris P Bacon

Such a great DL thread.

I'll add the classic:

The lady in Alaska trying to pepper spray the bear. Can't find it. She shrieks at it.

Deaaaaad giveaway

Quelle surprise. Some troglodyte DLer's nominate a string of "negro follies" as the greatest viral clips in the DL sensibility.

I pushed that vocal coach into the rail and I’ll do it again if I have to!

Well hello!

I'm talkin' 'bout flea market!

R57 see R15

Keep fuckin' that chicken!

R60, oh dearest pedantic cuntress, R15 posted part 1. I posted part 2.

Also, get fucked.

Shake it, gurl!

That motherfucker back there, IS NOT REAL!

Cyd Charisse is...

"WAVY TV 10 is not on the scene, but Rhoda Young IS on the scene."

It's the DL Sizzle Reel, OP.

Henrietta and Myrna spreading some Christmas cheer.

Simply Sara!

Nellie Weatherbottom freaks out at cockroach.

Miss Teen South Carolina explains why U.S. Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map.

Lest we forget…

Cher's "Focus on Beauty" infomercial with Lori Davis

God Warrior

Struttin' That Ass, The Remix

I know (think?) there were clips for both soft butch sous chef and Murderous Fatty on the Lam

Handsome small-town anchorman's first day on the job.

See if you can spot his mistake.

Dammit, Julie!

This, of course

It's MAAM!

Do we know if Simply Sara! is still with us? The sodium from one bowl of her chili would've killed most people.

"I'm active enough, thank you"

Not as well known as it should be, but its a jewel

Go…BWAH!!

Sandra Lee's incredible Kwanzaa cake

Please watch till the end

"This is prime time television here, folks"

lots of classics here but where's Rhoda Young?

[quote] where's Rhoda Young?

See R17

"Dinnah's always a production."

Grape lady falls

Just dump and bake!

Miss Peach Bellini

[R93] for the win!

Not exactly viral in terms of views, but considering how much DL has embraced this story for the last 10 years...

A dose of Walter always picks me up when I'm down.

Crying Koala who gets bullied by the Darth Vader sounding Koala

She had "Dr." Phil's number

What a great idea for a thread, OP! So many classics. The DL commercial will live forever in my heart.

Miss Piggy's "Fuck The Pain Away"

Cubbies doing "Say A Little Prayer"

Sorry I'm late...

....

R101 turned me on.

The utterly crazy child pageant star.

"This is a library, DUDE, not some big-city music store."

Why does Mr. Librarian diss the customer before helping him?

I can't believe Shoes was 17 years ago.

Bye Hogs, God speed

Crying with trees

Oops!

A very, very heavy burtation. Very derison.

Good old Jill and her periods.

Lucille Cataldo

What is the name of that Floridian chanteuse who covered Janet's Nasty, with the go go boys?

R115 Sondra Prill, bitch.

And a bathtub of gentlemen always turns me off.

Jan Crouch, Cocksucker Residence, My Pussy is Burning

Denver anchor sticks her nose right in a dog's face and gets her own bitten off.

I want to live in a world of Roses

Prancercise!

Going WAY BACK....

Receipts

Note: Posts are useless without the video clip itself, and a youtube link with no description is equally unhelpful.

Boys Beware

Has this been posted? Attention Attention, this is Miss Schuster...

It's recently come to my attention that I love to-ast.

Eat da poopoo

One of the original "Karens" screaming at skateboarders - CALL 911 NOW

Miss Gay Brazil gets her crown AND her wig snatched clean off.

I love Miss Gay Brazil's spirit.."With or without a wig, I am still Miss Brazil!"

That's class.

Penis Power -Alexyss K. Tylor

Jan fucking Terri

R129 I actually feel bad for that lady, she's clearly a bit unwell and feels bullied by those kids

[quote] [R129] I actually feel bad for that lady, she's clearly a bit unwell and feels bullied by those kids

Then why doesn’t she get in her car and drive away?

R135 I'm guessing because she's not think rationally and wants them to delete whatever footage they have of her

Crazy Rhubarb Lady.....

R132 this is the Alexyss video I always remember

Guys try to check if your stuff is posted before posting so we dont get 5 posts from the same video.

That is POST #3, R3, for crissakes R138.

R139 No.

Oops, R137. Dipshit. Do you think that hasn't been posted?

Of course, the obese nellie prisspot brigade has landed to ruin the thread. God forbid something was posted a hundred posts ago and no one checked in triplicate.

Shut it, asshat. Noticing the third post in is a small ask.

Prissssssssssssss

Posters ignore each other, so dupes are gonna happen.

The duplicates aren’t nearly as annoying as the hall monitors are.

Penis Power

Don't forget Rhubarb Lady!

This is one of the greatest bloopers!

Rhubarb lady made me do a spit take of my morning coffee when she said "Ya' fuckin' lezzie!" She's like a John Waters character.

I love this thread! 👏🥳🤪 I can't believe 151 posts and no Miss Lake Dardanelle!

Oopsie...

Hag Carly Fiorina falls off stage during a Ted Cruz for President rally.

R154 My favorite moment. She was such a miserable cunt.

Poor Cory James reveals himself on Guardians of the Galaxy ride.

I've yet to see this, but in case it was posted by someone already whom I've blocked, "I'm SAWRRY!"

A true Datalounge classic.

Poor Aunt Kay & a rambunctious cat.

I love Aunt Kay!

This clip of an especially inspired and committed performance of “Turkey Lurkey Time” was shockingly overlooked for a replacement performer Tony award.

It’s a perennial holiday favorite in our house!

Never forget!

Oh, Jesus Christ - FENTONNNNN!

Our dear Eden

I see the anti-trans trolls have arrived!

Hi R157, I posted it upthread on R52. Good to know you've blocked me! So you'll never see this!

I see the tiresome tranny with a dilator stuck in his fake cooch has arrived!

There was a funny tranny one with a man having a fit in a Game Stop. He wanted to be called "ma'am." Has that been posted?

R167 Yes it was, thanks for asking!

I see the Trump bootlicker arrived at r166

R163 That was less funny and more annoying...wtf did the tranny want, the manager actually did apologize. Annoying twat.

Newscaster hates lizards.

Oopsie

2 old catty reporters who's time to retire couldnt come sooner

I hate to exercise, but I love to tap!

Jesus makes an appearance at the American Idol auditions.

This one

And this one and the weather man’s huge package

R176 who's that hot guy in the navy jacket at the end? I'd like to power his pants and tongue his taint

I had the same thought, R178. He's hot and has a huge bulge.

"I'd like to power his pants" LOL I'm going to start using that.

R105 - I had never seen that clip before. I knew it couldn’t have ended well, but I wasn’t really prepared for this when I Googled that child’s name…

People who push kids into pageants are the real groomers

R179 hahaha I meant to say "lower" but power kinda works too! Any idea who he is?

"Oh Lord, baby girl!"

Pinky, in our hearts forever.

"He's a very loving cat."

(Pinky bites man in the balls)

Don't know exactly how much this performance is known on DL world, but I always laugh so hard watching Jordy performing "Dur Dur D'être Bébé" at the 1994 World Music Awards. Whitney's reactions are priceless.

r74 With just a twist of fate, Miss Reese Witherspoon could have looked just like that today.

"Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling..."

Everything about Miss Lake Dardanelle is perfection — the absolute surety that she's selling the song, the moments where she lets out her inner black sassy woman ("I'm not wakin' up tomorrow mornin', bay-BAY!"), the triumphant run at the end, and her final pose, done with the confidence of an Olympics gymnast who KNOWS she's getting a 10 from all the judges.

r185 Had this happened today, Jordy would have been arrested for kissing Albert.

R187 How did Nancy Jo Sales keep a straight face when she interviewed this mental midget?

Stairway to Stardom - "Operator"

Mariah Carey's New Year's Eve meltdown

I love this thread!

I am not going to Google Jordy (R185) after what happened with the pageant girl…

The world's all-time greatest slap, from an Indian soap opera (realize that on the show what after happens to the girl who gets slapped killed her character off):

Not viral but it should be.

Curtain Lady!

The Curtain Lady always makes me so happy. She's almost genuinely moved to tears by the quality of the curtains at that store. It's like the curtains are beyond her wildest imaginings of luxury.

For posterity.

Crazy Chicken McNuggets Lady

"What da fuck is this bitch on?"

Do you like hot fudge sundaes?

My favorite Alexyss K. Tylor clip.

"Get yourself an outfit"

"You just burn this thing!"

"Right-wingin', bitter-clingin'"

What happened to the chicken mcnuggets methhead lady R199? Did the cops pick her up? What? I need answers.

"Dude, it's fucking funneling!"

"We're beatin' down the competition"

Woman rages over service at McDonald's on Dorsett.

This:

r205: Her ass was arrested.

Very good parody

Thanks R210! Melodi seems like a fun gal.

Liza and the Clay

Quarter Pounding and Filet O Fist in Vegas where her one titty keeps falling out, though titty has been blurred.

Liza got into Mama's pills.

Deep-brewed flavah!

Boom goes the dynamite!

R93, I think the Apple Candy Candle woman from Oshkosh is the original Karen.

The reenactment is great, too.

That is absolutely HILARIOUS, R219. Thanks for posting it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That young man with the lug ears is adorable. R217

oops JUG ears

He is cute though R217. And probably had a big Schwanzstücker.

R217 honestly feel so bad for that guy I can only laugh a little, his suffering is too palpable. It wasn't even the poor guys fault, the actual sports guy got sick at the very last minute so he volunteered and the telepromoter started going way too fast and he couldnt read anything.

*

Bottoms up!

Fuck you Linda!

R227 So we're supposed to believe those PanAm flight attendants are gonna bring that big bowl of salad out and toss it in the aisles and serve it up for the passengers?

R227 Linda is a self-important cunt who needs to get her boney ass fired.

Paula Abdul, high on life.

My favorite comment left under the R217 clip:

Today he’s one of the more articulate Republican senators.

An ancient DL classic. Feel free to lose it when the bluebird appears.

Team Linda R227.

Bret Lacquement, iconic fan dancer at Trocodera SF

And 35 Years later!!

I prefer...

Sally Rand's Fan Dance

*From* The Fan...

The Hot Fudge guy changed his name to Erna.

Part 2, Intense Cooter Pain

My name is John Daker:

Usage of the word "fuck"

Chicken chow down!

Bottom!

Jim Bakker's food buckets

The Chicken Nuggets Meth lady was faked (new audio over existing video) but hilarious as fuck.

In one of the YouTube comments, the context of the poor guy's sports reporting at R217 was that the usual sports reporter was out sick and so was the teleprompter operator. One of the problems was that the inexperienced teleprompter operator replacement was going too fast.

The building is on fire !!!!!

Ste. Fanny Cradock, savior to the mid-century British housewife who is bewildered by the kitchen.

Featuring her galley slave Sarah.

Today: ROYAL MINCEMEAT.

No , I am just drunk .......

Penis 2 Small

DiscoEldergayat60 - did you understand the assignment? DL Criterion Collection. DL - the snarky gossipy campy site for gay men?

Bodyflex with Greer Childers

Creepy staring orangutan

Japanese learning English with aerobics!

Nipple goes Bollywood!

LOL, I remember Greer Childers

His confidence...

James Brown… single and ready to mingle!

The bizarre, tense interview Oliver Reed had with David Letterman.

Terrible High School Les Mis

Method actress in high school production of "The Miracle Worker" falls off the stage.

Shelley Winters dumps water on Oliver Reed on the Johnny Carson Show

Slow down for what!

Blueberries! Blueberries!

Sex Education for Trainables is pretty much the best thing ever.

She will always love you...AHHHH

And its parody...

DESCUSTANG

Scottish Cinderella

R267 That's the funniest damn thing I've seen in a while. :-)

Rappin' For Jesus

It could be curtains, or dishes, or a double boiler!

R269...that's just sad...an abusive mother.

Backing up...

We had fun with the West 40s guys while it lasted...

“Jesus is a friend of mine”, by SON-SEED.

James Wright got a career from touting Patti's sweet potato pie on Youtube.

It's weird to me that I've been on this site for well over 15 years but most of these videos were new to me. Did we discuss these or is this just a thread of viral videos that would be liked by the typical DLer?

My favorite is still 1:50 but 1:01 still turns me on...

Oh my God R280, that ins INSANE!!!

The bit with Annie and Bill is so ridiculous. He touches her and when she reprimands him, he says 'I'll never stop!' and she then leans into him while looking like a child who's been told she can't have chocolate before dinner.

Then the verbal harassment part is just insane (by the way, did the person who wrote this also writes scripts for porn films?)

[quote]Word around the office is you've got a fat cock - Yes, I do - I've got one, too! We should rub cocks together sometime!

What?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 NO ONE ever speaks like that. So, when a random colleague asks if you have a big cock in a work setting, your first reaction is to say 'Yes, I do!' and when he says something porn-y, you look like you're constipated? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And then, some things that were acceptable and common a few years ago, are not acceptable anymore...

[quote]It smells like fresh vagina in here! - Are you talking about MY vagina? - YES!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 When was this sort of interaction ever acceptable or common? I've never heard anyone say these things to anyone else.... Of course, I don't work in the sex industry.

And the bad acting during the "power fuck" scenario is just GLORIOUS. Rather than look shocked, the actress looked like she was seriously considering taking her boss on the offer...

Thanks for posting this. I had never laughed so much in a long while.

Excuse my beauty!

r281 And the dildo flopping around on the desk during the segment with the blackboard at around 1:20 is easy to miss!

R281 "It smells like fresh vagina in here! - Are you talking about MY vagina? - YES!"

To her credit, her predatory and keen-nosed colleague answered "Maybe"—as in "I COULD be talking about your vagina...would you WANT me to be talking about your vagina? Would that, perchance, be GOOD?—as opposed to "Yes!"

R280 Two fat cocks....together....oil....

I feel bad for the person (Stephanie/Steven) in the “Excuse my Beauty” video at R282. She died in 2018 from “chronic illness” according to Wikipedia.

That discussion about fat cocks gave me the VAPORS!

Hi Lindsey Graham R287!

R281 You realize this wasn't a *real* corporate sexual harassment video, right? It was a parody.

R289 I was wondering about this but what’s with all the people commenting on YouTube (10 years ago) saying they remember watching this in the army, etc., as part of training? Either way I died laughing.

Truly shocked at this omission.

That would have to be an office with trough urinals if there was word around the office about fat cocks.

(yes I know it's a parody. just fantasizing. LOL)

Poppin’ n Lock-in’ 4 Jesus @ 1:55 in:

Hi Lindsey Graham at R292

R279 it quickly degraded into a free for all. Many never before seen videos having nothing to do with a "DL sensibility". Random lame comedy sketches. Corny shit some particular poster just LURVs and who the fuck cares? "WTF is the Criterion Collection!"

About 33% understood the remit.

Anyhoo some of the random shit is funny so there we are.

Ramona's runway moment on RHONY

Dear fucking GOD shut the fuck UP R281.

Nobody gives a FUCK!

Remember Pizazz?

Shelley Winters doesn't remember Annie Potts

Funny how Annie Potts needed the booster ottoman in R299’s video. She must be very petite.

R298 NO! I don't remember Pizazz!!! Should I remember Pizazz?!

Only on DL would R299 qualify as a viral clip.

If you don't laugh at Fat Frau With Cig and Drink Falls Down Icy Steps, Brother to the Rescue you have no heart.

Rosie's last day on The View

Prancersize!

I’d fuck Pizazz!

the slap heard round the world!

and before the slap there was this debacle

Kelly Osborne infamous comment

Double Dream Hands

Very sad man gets a haircut

Ed Ames for the crotch

At home with Mommie Dearest

This guy.

That is heartbreaking, R314.

Hello!

Lizjsha on HSN.

Kathie Lee not remembering Martin Short's wife had died.

She comes across as such an idiot, but he comes out looking like such a class act.

This isn't one. But it should be.

There are very few things that unite the American people these days, but I maintain that Kathie Lee Gifford suffering a humiliation is one of them. Remember how happy everyone was to learn her Walmart clothing line was manufactured by children in sweatshops? Remember how people on the street seemed to have more spring in their step when we learned Frank was fucking a flight attendant? I believe it's Kathie Lee's civic duty to debase herself when the nation's heart is heavy.

R319- I know what that is without clicking on the link!! Teh curtain lady from Rhode Island??

lolol

The 2019 Toontown brawl.

The Yale Halloween costume debate!

Julian Clary at the British Comedy Awards.

Equilibrium!

Jesus Christ R267. I had never seen that video and I laughed so hard and for so long that I couldn't breathe and then I thought I was going to have a heart attack. The parody video at R268 is just as good.

Hilarious.

A while back someone posted this video. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

R323 that was beyond depressing. Not funny at all. Poor children.

“Well, I never in all ma life!” 📚

R324 I find that girl beyond obnoxious, screaming and berating someone like that is abuse, and bring 'upset' is not an excuse.

Since we're just posting anything and everything, why not Vitas!

R331 that's the comedic value of the video, Dora.

[quote]that was beyond depressing. Not funny at all. Poor children.

Yeah, they look so miserable!

I am with R331, that's just depressing.

Farrah on Letterman

My All-time Top 5 1.Chineese pilots names R58 2.Equilibrium! R326 3.Extra McRib R29 4.Building is on fire R248 5.Monroe Shock Absorbers

This absolutely should be in the collection, if it wasn't already.

Miss Mail Carrier is having a MOMENT.

Omg R337 I was looking for the Monroe Shock Absorber ad the other day for hours, thanks for posting! Where the hell is that from, btw?

I know one we've forgotten.

It's the elder queen singing Over The Rainbow, and midway through the song an animated bluebird appears on screen with the Elderqueen!

It's just unintentionally hilarious. Can't find it, though - it may have been deleted.

You'll find it at R232.

Thanks R342

R339 this isn't a dumping ground for your bookmarked YT videos. No idea what that is but it's not DL.

Miss R344 Has Stated Her Boundaries

R339 thinks DL is a trailer park in bumfucke, apparently.

Some of you need a fresh tampon for your heavy flow day

R349 Yeah, not even gonna attempt to watch that one.

Sam & Co.

This AZB one has over 2 million views -

Those gays at r349 are some of the dumbest bitches that ever lived.

16 million plus

1.5 million plus

446 thousand plus

31 thousand plus

r354 Really?

We can see YouTube counts, Mary. No need to announce them for us.

Bump!

The funniest YT response to the man tripping frau at the train station:

"OMG....is the floor okay?"

Mm'ahah the French

Amy Sedaris doppelganger. I could've sworn this was a new character of hers.

Mutherfuckerrrr

rhubarb crazy lady