Former-Prince Harry & his bestie Ignacio Figueras went shopping together for their wives

They're buying sunglasses, or at least trying them on.

It's good to see Harry hanging out with Nacho instead of that thing that's been growing out of his arm for the last few years.

Nacho recently dropped Harry for bringing nothing to the polo table (no ticket sales, sponsors, Harry wouldn't even pay for his club fee). What caused Nacho back to Harry's side?

They’re shooting a new Ralph Lauren print campaign….

Not gonna lie. They look hot here. I wouldn't mind being the meat in the middle of their sandwich. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Was this pic taken before or after their 45 minute trip to the Lowe's men's room?

Harry always looks hot in casual clothing r4. He’s a cutie. But he’s almost always in suit and tie so we aren’t used to seeing the casual Harry or forget what he looks like when in casual

Shopping in a hardware store for their wives? GTFOH

Not hot, especially the red Q-tip

Double-headed dildos?

Anal

R7 look at the items behind them. It’s not a hardware store

^ J'excuse, it's a fucking Dick's Sporting Goods.

Maybe, just maybe they’re planning a trip and need items r12

Strap-ons so their wives can peg them.

Plot twist: it's Harry's place of employment.

This Sentebale Polo Tournament has been on their calendars for a couple of years. The tournament was in the States last year., Singapore this year. They must have something on in Japan as well. Harry's been planning on getting over there for more than a year. It was supposed to be one of those fake royal tours with his wife but evidently that's not on.

Harry looks puffy-faced and sweaty. These are not hot attributes.

[R14] shopping for luxurious peg board for to display their tools

I didn't know you could buy wives in department stores in the U.S. What aisle would that be under?

[quote]Former-Prince Harry & his bestie Ignacio Figueras went shopping together for their wives

Dollar Store.

So that's where Harry bought that bitch.

Buying something for Markle? Forget it. She wouldn’t be happy no matter what anyone bought for her. She’s an entitled, ungrateful, wicked, evil piece of shit. Same goes for Harry.

Get back to us when they present...

Hold his pickle hold his lettuce

WHERE’S HIS SECURITY? HIS LIFE IS IN DANGER! HE HAS A BLACK WIFE!”

The spawn of the monarch looks like he finally realizes his "life" has no point.

But he's not bright enough for such an insight, is he?

R24 I just laughed out loud

It just clenches your bat shit crazy redneck pussies doesn't it?😂

R27 had 3 WWs in ‘a few seconds’

The definition of a Spam Mammy.

His Nonceness

People's King

Your "working " Royal😂

^

R27 has 6 WWs in just as many minutes. This is how the Spam Mammies and their sockpuppets would shutdown any discussion of their Kween. Everyone hates Sparkle, except a few psychotics who will do anything to create the illusion that she’s some maligned victim of the evil white patriarchy. She’s just a cunt and a former yacht girl skank.

R33 Your meds are still in the fridge .

R34 why don’t you WW yourself 100 times and calm down.

Are you okay?

Yacht boi skank.

You rang?

Is it true the Sparkle is allegedly POZ?

Yacht Girl Skanks Are Us😂

No bigger dolt than a Royalass

The Man who won’t be King

R40 Charlie The Last

Muy caliente brothers.

I'd like something ugly, expensive and ill-fitting please!

The Sussexes are ona PR blitz, enough already, take a break from the limelight.

Willy is owned.

POZ’d by a distant member of the Saudi Royal Family on a yacht, Sparkle would never be the same…

^ by me.

Layoff Willy !!! He may be a creepy adulterous scrounger but he's fundamentally a good egg.

R43 Here ya go...

There is a truly psychotic poster here

Did Harry buy some Rogain for men?

Does Rosie buff and wax it?

R52, what a creepy alien head he has. Proof the conspiracy theories are real!!!

I put r27 on ignore and a third of this thread just disappeared. What compels a person to repeatedly post the same tired memes 20 times in less than two hours? Autism or mental illness? Dual diagnosis?

R53 The truth is out there.

^The truth is scarier

Oh Lord, Amid Scabies is unemployed again.

Scabies, surely you have something better to do with your time. Make up some more lies about how awful the late Queen was to poor, innocent little Meggsybaby.

R50 "There is a truly psychotic poster here"

You are WRONG! No one likes this EVIL DUO voluntarily. The poster is a PAID Megstan. They operate from a bot warehouse in Montecito. The are usually UNDERAGED GIRLS CHIULD trafficked by the Maggot & Harold from minority communities. They are fed intravenously and paid with UNIVERSAL CARDS. Do your research people.!!!!! Proof is snap of Maggot & Harold with their ENSLAVED WOG ARMY!!! They have INFESTED DATALOUNGE!!!!

^ Praise the Lord they're not white children.🙏🙏🙏

Is there any context for the OP's picture? Was it taken this year or last year while Nacho was in Santa Barbara?

I think it was taken recently, while Nacho and Harry are touring Japan and then Singapore.

R6 Lol. Friar Tuck with ginger Brillo Pad hair. Scraggly teeth.

^ Scraggly teeth. You rang.😁

R7, that’s what I was thinking. It looks like a fancy Ace Hardware.

"Maggot & Harold with their ENSLAVED WOG ARMY!!! "

That makes sense, r61. I just read that Harry and his "best friend" flew in on a private jet. They're in Tokyo for some sports conference and then off to wherever the Senetable charity match is played. The photo is from Nacho's Instagram account -- doing his buddy a favor when homefront news is not so good. The shop looks weird because it's probably airport DF with stuff for travelers. The exact place to find something suitable for the missus.

R35 You've only had six meals today. Are you ok?

Ignacio is wearing a bag wig or what?

Harry is in the market for something to help him and the missus shovel even more shit.

r68 A "bag wig"? Is that what your hubby wears over his head in case the one over your head breaks or what?

It’s mental illness with a side of obnoxious R54.

Ditching the bitch and making the switch is the only way for Harry to regain his popularity.

Nah. He just enjoys trolling lumpen racist fraus like R71

Watch out folks, r27 is upping the ante, approaching half the volume of total posts on this thread and closing in on the homestretch to win the 1st Annual DL "Barely Functional Brain Stem Award" that recognizes folks' primitively structured minds.

A reflexive, primitive, involuntary brain activity that enables little more than just breathing, digestion and other involuntary muscle movements such as spasms affecting twitch finger upon seeing and recognizing MAGAt activity and "liking" or "retweeting" on SM.

And the field of competitors is *intense* with a sea cow, Defacto, LV Poo Shoes et al. clawing each others' digital eyes out in process.

R74 Have Mummy wake us when you're done Tiny.

R74 Derangers are such fragile snowflakes. They spew thread after thread of the most vile psychotic filth but when realty intrudes into their delusional echo chambers they foam at the mouth and shit themselves. Just like Trumptards. Whining loons

Ignacio’s “hair” is all kinds of fascinating to behold.

^^ Harry's hair and lack of it looks like a bird's nest after the chicks have hatched and the place is a friggin mess.

Get it sorted out, you douchebag.

Every time I see a pic of Harry, my gaydar seems to buzz! But the comments made about him and Ignacio, makes me think I should take it in for repairs! In short, he is a brick short of a full load! NOW, IGNACIO!

If The Duke and Duchess of Sussex dropped dead tomorrow you would still be fat, stupid, unfuckable Fraus.

Ignacio’s hair came from the same store Tom Cruise uses.

It don't lie, it don’t lie, IT DON'T LIE, *COCAINE*

Harry's Brillo pad hair used to be straight and shiny, but his years of cocaine abuse have devastated the shafts he has left.

[QUOTE] Ultra-structural alterations of hair obtained from cocaine users -- In the examination of the hair shafts of cocaine abusers, it was found that the keratinized structure was damaged in all individuals and 97.2% of their hair samples, and hair shafts were detected as ribbon-like and irregular (Figure 2A). Electron microscopic examination of hair also reveals that cuticle layer, which is the most outer layer of hair shaft, was almost disappeared in 95.8% of the samples.

Willy's hair comes from the same store I use

Yep. It’s definitely mental illness coupled with obnoxious behavior, R54.

Two different approaches to middle age balding.

Two different approaches to Noblesse Oblige

Two different approaches to Noblesse Oblige

"If The Duke and Duchess of Sussex dropped dead tomorrow" - Who are the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, r80?

Exactly r16, this is a prearranged event and all the buddy-buddying is just for the cameras.

They couple who live rent free in your empty head R88

Hopefully a better wig for Harry than Ignacio's.

FYI - Harry's a lousy polo player

Time to take out the Eurotrash!

[quote]They look super cute, honestly.

Are you a six-year-old girl?

"Harry, I don't think being around Ignace or whatever is good for your image. We've talked about this before."

[quote] I'd like something ugly, expensive and ill-fitting please!

And don't forget, in neutrals! I only wear neutrals.

I have to confess, I wouldn't have thought Nacho wears a wig unless suggested here. My dad only got a small back bald spot in his 70s and my mother had the best, thickest hair in her nursing home (including lots of staff), so hair loss wasn't something on the scope. I'm a female, so those pesky extra androgens mean more unwanted stray coiled, pubic-like hairs in weird places.

I don't know what to look for except it's too boyish for a 45 y.o. or whatever. Is there a seam close to the forehead

Harry's bf is a polo player, or no?

Fingers crossed for a tiara with large emeralds!!

Oh, shit! I forgot the most important part at, r97. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!

It's like a crow flew over him and dropped "la peluca más torcida*" right on his head.

*the most twisted wig

Next we're going to Mr. Ray's Wig World to get Harry also fitted!

R98 Harry's best friend is a muy caliente polo player. Willie's best friend is Shrek.😂

R94 Are you a sixty-year-old Kween?

Reality check : Women (under 300 lbs) find Prince Harry the Duke of Success irresistible. They can't keep their hands off him.

It’s such a shame that he turned into a whiny little bitch because he seemed like a decent, fun loving fellow before Meghan, who seems to poke endlessly at each of his exposed nerves.

^ R105 Shame you're a whiny not so little bitch. No one to poke your nerve Tiny?

^ No one can find her "nerve".

Lifetime condom supplies, perhaps (?).

there was a blog or something that said the love of Harry's life was a brunette hunky polo player, his longtime boyfriend.

R102, is that Harry's boyfriend?

Not really, r90. As a Briton, I know what the words duke and duchess mean, and they're nothing to do with this couple that you're obsessed with.

That's right r104, Kate and Harry used to get on really well before Meghan came along.

Funny thread until the stans and fraus descended. a hint of the real DL.

R104, that picture is about 10 years old. He doesn’t look like that any more.

r33 It's also another attempt to try and cement the idea that only the far right and Trumpsters criticise and dislike Harry and Meghan - when the reality is the dislike and criticism is much more widespread It's part of their PR strategy to delegitmitise all criticism. But in fact most people have disdain for people who abuse their elderly relatives among other nastiness

Explains a lot R112.

r86 Is noblesse oblige moaning about having to meet the victims of a natural disaster? Because that is what Harry did. You are selectively using photos. We both know there are plenty of photos that would suggest the reverse point . Harry's recorded phonecard with fake Greta very much points to charity work being something Harry does for personal enrichment not love of the causes.

R115 Coral is definitely your shade dear. Keep slathering it on.

r118 Couldn't take issue with any of the facts about Harry I laid out I see. I'm not the kind of gay man who wears lipstick so no but thanks for the amusing confirmation you have no argument but childish playground insults.

R117 Prince Harry" moaning" meeting the victims of hurricane Sandy. Harry's natural noblesse oblige connects to people in a way his waxworks brother is incapable of. A photo is worth a thousand pre packaged ROTA tabloid words. Even a thick scouser should be able to see that. So put in your teeth and put on your glasses Gran.

R119 Pathetic in post after post you miss the 21st century cultural references. Your antediluvian mind set is totally self obsessed or you've never heard of this new fangled GOOGLE thang. Either way you keep us in stiches. How's about changing your moniker to:

Surviving Dotty Organ

What’s the carbon footprint of a private jet to Japan?

Ask Waxworks Willy he flew in one to Japan in 2015. How much did he charge you for it R122😂

r120 You are actually naive enough to believe Harry doesn't perform for the cameras?? Harry is much more guilty of trying to AstroTurf people into supporting him with huge PR than the royals are. The real Harry was revealed in the phonechat with fake Greta in 2020.. He is the most entitled by far of any of the Windsors.

r121 I am well aware of the Sarah Palin Obama reference but it doesn't alter the fact you avoided addressing any of the factual points I made about Harry it really is dumb to exonerate someone because they give a good smile in front of the caneras. I find it hard to believe you are sincere in the stupidity and naivity you displayed. I bet in none of your other opinions and observations you make on other topics do you subscribe to the logic of they gave a good smile and hug in front of the cameras so they must be genuine.

r110 Referring to me aa even a thick scouser shows you to be the real backwards class snob not me As with Harry and Meghan, many of their supporters are the most elitist in their attitudes towards others.

Earth Shot .Waxworks Willy and his latest Briton taxpayer funded self promotional grift. No doubt another flop like : Willy's Curry House. Little Willy's Pizza and the ever so successful Willy Burger. Middle East Peace. Curing Cancer. What is it to be next week? EarthClot Willy failing yet again. Even with all of his Sugar Daddy Rupert Murdoch's tabs and all the Palace PR ROTA shills promoting him 24/7 . Sock Puppet Will still manages to cock it up. The jokes write themselves. If you Klan Grans would get your prelapsarian thick blue tinted heads out of your market tabs you'd see the real world is laughing at your comical Mr. Potato Head and his Circus Family. What does Rosie see in her Peggy? Is all social media is asking. Comedy gold. Keep the yuks coming at least we don't have to pay for them.

EarthShot😂 . Money Shot would more accurately describe the BRF's latest publicity grift.

r126 You are Trumpian with your real world, fake news innuendo. You likely believe yourself to be progressive, Liberal, enlightened and sophisticated but you are not. You are Trumpian. If you knew your background information you would know Murdoch is an anti monarchist and no friend of the royal family. He firmly believes the UK should be a Republic.

r127 Just wait until you learn the facts about the Archewell foundation and how they spend all their money- you will need a couch to faint on due to the moral outrage and smelling salts to continue to hypocritically defend the Harkles. Oh by the way an image isn't established fact. You have just posted an internet meme .

[quote]the real world is laughing at your comical Mr. Potato Head and his Circus Family.

No, William was recently voted Americans' favourite public figure. He and Catherine are always amongst the most popular members of the family according to British polls also. Harry and the whore are ridiculed, reviled and rejected on both sides of the Atlantic.

Surprised that none of you Royalass Klan Grans have cum in your knickers about the hot off the Palace Press Gallup Poll commissioned by "you know who" , showing that your very own Prince William is the undisputed most popular and trusted public figure in the whole wide bloody world. Billy the Basher is the only figure that can unite the USA! Who knew. A whopping1600 unidentified individuals were paid $1870 per ballot to vote your esteemed Wills this unprecedented honor. It's even more impressive then being voted :THE SEXSIST BALD MAN. No doubt validates you senile gits belief the Mr Potato Head is the next Ghandi. Sadly reaction to this ham handed attempt to polish the Willy turd( in the real world )has been a global "My Sides!". Of course his brother's name was not on the poll ballot. Imagine that.

R131, there have been many polls where the British public's loathing for Harry and the yacht girl has been clear as day.

The face of a World Savior or only one a senile Gran could love?

"the whore are ridiculed, reviled and rejected on both sides of the Atlantic"

You rang R130

" the dumb, mumbling, anorexic, party planner , yacht girl ,whore reviled and rejected by her husband"

fixed for R130

[quote] Billy the Basher is the only figure that can unite the USA!

Billy the Basher? Seriously?

Honestly, Harry, all he did was snap your shitty necklace and toss your ass into a dog bowl. These things happen! Get over it!

Waity Katie may be a "thick, mumbling, anorexic, party planner , yacht girl ,whore reviled and rejected by her husband "

BUT to be fair...

The slag has excellent taste in men.

R136 Billy The Basher was the deserved nickname Willy was given in school. He was an angry horrid boy who grew up to be a angry horrid man. But you already knew that Tiny.

Is Figueras some sort of day laborer from their estate? Because that's what he looks like.

Me angry? I'm the Savior of The World! I have the poll to it! GOD DAMN YOU!

Prince Harry will always be Prince Harry. He is the Son of the King. He is a blood Prince. They can tell you not to call him one, but he is a Prince, he was born one and will die one.

Willy takes after his great grandfather George VI (the stammerer)who was notorious for his out of control rages. He would turn red in the face , spit, hurl objects at servants and family members while cursing obscenities at everyone in sight. People would hide and flee the room in fear for their safety. Of course his blood pressure was thru the roof and he died relatively young from lung cancer. Billy the Basher displays the same type of volcanic anger. He's got his Pa's temper only nastier, if that can be imagined. Reports of the screaming arguments between father and son have been circulating for years. Assuming the passive role of being pegged up his arse may momentarily quelch his rage but only for a bit. Sadly it will only get worse as he ages and realizes he will never be viewed by his people as a warm empathetic charismatic human being like his Mum and Harry. Of course Big Willy's tiny willy doesn't help.

I had a dog named Prince when I was a kid. He fell for a bitch, too.

Harry is friends with Uncle Rico?

R144

Nice!

I love, love, love Harry's furry arms.

No end to William's accomplishments!

It is quite obvious that these execrable posts are being made by Negroes.

Q: What do you call a Redneck in Britain?

A: Royalist

There's no such thing as a "royalist" in the UK, r150.

Q; What is the difference between the Windsor Crime Family and the Trump Crime Family?

A: Silly hats.

Royalass Babes.

Muriel it is time you put a stop to this demented Negress. Must we call the authorities?

Lol I laughed at how Harry held the award, not sharing it with his team 😂 him and Ignacio are the stars.

Here's who Willy defeated in his Gallup Poll of " most inspirational leader" for the United States. He swon with 38% of the vote. If George Santos had been on the ballot it would have been 28%. Of course Prince Harry was not on the list but that was the point. Comedy Gold!

^ swon... SWOW!

Ya have to be quite royal to beat Ron DeSantis a true Queen.

R155 She sees everything .

R155 Wipe the frosting out of your eyes Tiny😂

Today's SENTEBALE polo game raised $1.8 million for children's AID's charities, meanwhile on Willy's Burger Truck.

Lil Willy's Pizza Parlor. After the cameramen, director, script writers ,actors and security detail were paid. His pizza wound up costing taxpayers £100.00 delivery tip not included.

R161, Sentable was created for Harry when he was still a "senior royal". If he hadn't been a royal, it would never have existed, he could never create anything like this himself. It only makes money because Harry is still associated with the royal family. Sentable only exists because of the royal family.

Typical Royalass circular illogic. Do you practice or does ridiculousness come naturally to you R163?

What about this event with Charles, r162? How much do you think it cost British and American taxpayers?

Judging by the the current cultural relevance of the BRF, they would have been better off as flat mates with Lilibet.

Is the Markle-loving troll really as crazy as s/he seems or is it performance art?

What's that, r164? You don't know the first thing about Sentebale? Sentebale is such a royal foundation, it was co-founded by Prince Harry (well, co-founded in his name) and Prince Seeiso, the younger brother of the King of Lesotho. The whole purpose of Sentebale was to give the younger brothers of heirs and kings something worthwhile to do.

For some reason, however, after Harry went funny under the Markle influence, Prince Seeiso dropped out of the picture.

The royal family don't need "cultural relevance", r166. The King is the head of state of the United Kingdom.

To complete my post at r162, what about this event with Charles, [R162]? How much do you think it cost British and American taxpayers?

He really is that crazy, r167.

Unclench your fanny R169.There are still enough old racist dolts like you to keep Charlie on the dole. Perhaps you can old off the inevitable for another decade. After that it's the rubbish bin of history for you and your ilk. We're coming for ya.😮

R169 Grab your smelling salts.

R167, for proof that he's just very crazy, see the demented posts at r172 and r173.

R167 "performance art"

You Rang😂

William and Catherine are more popular than Harold and Fraud in the UK, in America and elsewhere around the world.

As the South Parkles continue to slowly circle the drain, William, Catherine and the Wales children will continue to rise in popularity. They are the real royals, Harold and Fraud are phonies and failures. Hollywood rejects them, American politics rejects them, their neighbors reject them, they've already lost and their "finding freedom" has become "repeatedly finding failure." Spotify - fired. Netflix - soon to be fired. Better Up - sinking like a stone. Pearl - in the trashcan, abandoned. The Bench - a flop, now in the remainder bins. No "brand ambassador" for Dior (nor for any other couture house). The "awards" the South Parkles get are all manufactured, bought and paid for by them. The magazine covers are manufactured, bought and paid for by Harold and Fraud too. Failure. Failure. Failure. Nothing but failure from these two. They ran their "brand" into the dirt. Meanwhile the King and Queen are doing very well, while William and Catherine are more popular with the British and American people all the time.

Hollywood wants what it can't have. Harold and Fraud have been desperately trying to pimp themselves out to Hollywood for three years. Fail Fail Fail. They had their shot. They were lazy and incompetent and they blew it. Hollywood prefers William and Catherine by about a million percent. They don't want Harry and they definitely definitely definitely do not fucking want Rachel Markle. They made that clear for years and years when she was a C-list actress. Suitcase girl on a game show and sixth on the call sheet of a mediocre cable ensemble show was the best she was ever going to do. William, Catherine, the King and Queen, the rest of the working royals are welcome in Hollywood and the rest of America any old time, just don't invite Harold and Fraud.

Walmart Wallis was spotted headed to the beach today.

R177 Is this what real women wear in the 21st century? Asking for a friend.

MURIEL WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH!! REMOVE THIS UNTOWARD NEGRO TOUT DE SUITE!!!!!!

R12 Oh, dear. I think you mean "Je m'excuse."

R178, yes my dear, that is exactly what royal ladies wear to a royal garden party.

I wouldn't expect you to be familiar with things like this but Catherine and Sophie were appropriately dressed for the occasion.

Now go back to your cut-off denim shorts, stained t-shirt and flip flops. No worries.

"can hold off the inevitable for another DECADE" . Judging from dotty babblings of the pensioner stans of the BRF on this thread , I'd give old Jug-Ears 5 years tops.

What era is this mess from?

Not the same era as this Tiny😂

I'm flummoxed why you are still giving at r174.

Meghan's wearing riding boots along her yoga pad? Obvs too cunty for herself?

R169 You are correct. The royal family don't need cultural relevance or political relevance or moral relevance. All they need is an accident of birth. That's why they have become irrelevant. Except to tourists.

R183 Good fashion sense should always highlight your job qualifications.

R96, you've forgotten the emerald sex shroud.

Does she actually try hard for unfinished, unfitted shit she tries hard for? Don't her numerous Montecito friends try to steer her away from superficiality?

Meghan doesn't have friends. She has various people who she uses until they are of no further benefit, then she drops them.

Can't say you haven't been entertaining. Fun to rattle the BRF stan monkeys cage. Sadly after a bit Royalass become tiresome and predictable. Leave you to your deranged echo chamber. Circle Jerk away Klan Grannies.

Harry's wife believes that all relationships are strictly transactional.

Little Archie and Lili aren't coming across with their end of the "family" transaction. Clearly, Harry's wife will have to open up a can of Mommie Dearest on their asses.

ARCHIE! Bring me the axe!

[quote]Today's SENTEBALE polo game raised $1.8 million for children's AID's charities

R161. And no one will ever know how much of that amount makes it to Sentebale--and how much of it goes into the pockets of the fucking grifters of Montecito. Because the Markles do nothing that doesn't benefit them.

I'm trying to wrap my head around how OP could think Nacho looks "super-cute" in that ratty Korean wig.

After her pregnancies, Meghan had a lot of trouble losing weight from them. But she knew she'd be a magnet for the paps whenever she went outside. Her appalling solution was to swathe herself in enormous drapes of fabric, whether it be ponchos, capes, or the weird "belted muumuu" dress she wears at r183.

I'm sure the hilariously awful "traffic-walkway mummy" dress with the wide horizontal stripes she was photographed in last week was to show off that she had finally lost most of the baby weight. But of course it was yet another a disaster because she has no fashion sense and will apparently not consult good stylists.

What's so insane to me is that she apparently spends a lot of time poring over fashion magazines, so you would think she would have better dress taste. I'm sure even I could dress her more flatteringly than she dresses herself, and I know nothing about fashion.

[quote] Don't her numerous Montecito friends try to steer her away from superficiality?

I don't think she has friends any more, TBH. Meghan sees friendship as so transactional, and she shed most of her friends who were not important enough for her first when she married Harry, and then even more when she moved back to the US.

Prince Harry...NOT former-Prince harry

Don't be so royalist, r197.

Don't you mean "monarchist," r198?

Sorry, but they couldn’t fit Prince Harry on his name tag.

I love calling the SouthParkles "former royals" as they desperately cling on to their titles in California. I can't wait for William to strip the titles from them.

They are Mr and Mrs Henry Sussex and they are lazy, talentless, fucking grifters as previously established by Spotify executives.

I'm surprised they could have raised 1.8 million from the polo charity match - I read the stands were empty.

Can you imagine how much it cost to fly the players and ponies over? Probably much more than the $1.8M allegedly raised.

How was the polo? Did Harry have one of his trademark tantrums again?

And how are the horses doing? Has Harry left another one bleeding and/or dead?

[quote] I love calling the SouthParkles "former royals" as they desperately cling on to their titles in California. I can't wait for William to strip the titles from them.

It would take a full act of Parliament to strip them of the titles of even "Duke and Duchess of Sussex" beyond just the wish of a monarch.

And I don't think even Parliament could strip them of the titles of "Prince" and "Princess"--even if it could, it would certainly be unprecedented in the UK for a legitimate heir.

Meh. Queen Margrethe II didn't seem to have much trouble knocking the spares in her family down a few pegs. Aren't they Earls instead of Princes now except for her direct heir? Something like that...

I'm sure that the British royal family and the British Parliament can come to some arrangement regarding useless spare "royals" who no longer reside in Great Britain and no longer serve the monarchy or the people in any way. They left the British people several years ago. I hear that Harry is now saying he wants to live in Japan. I don't blame him, as long as that hideous harridan he married isn't there - why not?

[quote] Meh. Queen Margrethe II didn't seem to have much trouble knocking the spares in her family down a few pegs. Aren't they Earls instead of Princes now except for her direct heir? Something like that...

"Meh" yourself. The UK is not Denmark, and is not bound by their precedent.

Meh. Again, R207:

[quote] I'm sure that the British royal family and the British Parliament can come to some arrangement regarding useless spare "royals" who no longer reside in Great Britain and no longer serve the monarchy or the people in any way. They left the British people several years ago. I hear that Harry is now saying he wants to live in Japan. I don't blame him, as long as that hideous harridan he married isn't there - why not?

They may not be "bound" by Queen Margrethe II's precedent but it's nice to have it there as an example of the way forward for monarchs in the modern era. I'm sure that King Charles and the Prince of Wales followed the Queen's actions with great interest. I hope that they learned something from it.

Witless fraus: the Sentebale money was raised via sponsors, and the animals were local.

The legitimate children of the monarch are automatically princes and princesses. The children of the MALE children of the monarch are also princes and princesses. So Andrew and Edward's children are princesses and a prince (though Edward's don't seem to use the title). Anne's children are not. Archie and Lilibet are prince and princess.

That can all be changed, r210. Titles can be given, letters patent issued. Titles can be taken away and letters patent rescinded. These are processes and formalities and labyrinthian steps monarchs have to go through but it can be accomplished.

It's a lot of paperwork, a few meetings, some arguing back and forth in Parliament (but probably not much) and Abracadabra! Spares can be removed altogether or given lesser titles. It's not rocket science.

The current era which began when she listed herself as a supermodel on wikipedia. Boy, did that Reitmans campaign go to her head!

From r204: According to NY Daily News, he slammed down his mallet, ripped off his helmet and started hitting it.

Hitting the horse?

"Titles can be given, letters patent issued. Titles can be taken away and letters patent rescinded."

Honestly, unless Harry does something really criminal, there's no real reason for Charles or William to take the trouble of rescinding titles. They've already cut him off financially and isolated him from the family network, that's what hurts the most to a spoiled twerp like Harry. Taking a title away from one's own son or brother might look bad in the press, might look mean or petty, and why take the risk of bad press when the work of cutting Harry off is already done?

And if they're going to yeet anyone's title, they need to start with fucking Andrew! But Charles will probably leave that to William, because taking a title away from one's own brother might look bad, but not taking one away from one's useless blot-on-the-escutcheon uncle.

Who does he think he is, Anastacia? 👓

R214, the problem is that the South Parkles keep trying to sell their titles and trade on them for cash and prizes. That's a non-starter.

Oprah? That Netflix reality show? The Archewhine podcast? Harry's silly "Spare" book? The faked car chase in New York City? The vicious way they treated Prince Philip when he was dying and the Queen when she was dying, for that alone Harry should lose his fucking titles. If he loses his, she loses hers. She only has them through him, she is nothing on her own.

If Harry would simply have shut the fuck up, you might have a point, R214, but they've destroyed any chance of doing this in a civilized, adult way. From what I can see the Harkles are adolescents and incapable of discreetly dealing with this. They have removed quite a few of the "just ignore them" options from the real royals.

It is possible to strip the Montecito grifters of their duke and duchess honorary titles, but unfortunately, it would take an act of Parliament. Harry was born a prince so the prince title cannot be removed. So, if the duke and duchess honorary titles were removed. he would revert to Prince Harry (or his given name, Prince Henry), and Markle would be Princess Henry since she would take her husband's name (similar to Princess Michael of Kent). Markle would not be Princess Meghan since she was not born a princess. She would be Princess Henry.

Even Kate is not actually "Princess Catherine." The title "Princess" does not come before your given name unless you were born a princess such as Princess Anne or Princess Charlotte. Kate is "HRH Catherine, Princess of Wales," similar to HRH Diana, Princess of Wales (until she lost her HRH once divorced), then she was just Diana, Princess of Wales. Same as HRH Sarah, Duchess of York, now Sarah, Duchess of York.

Fine. Let Parliament remove the titles. If they have to leave him a Prince - so be it. She can become Princess Henry - since she's such a strong, independent, feminist activist! Princess Henry will suit her just fine.

I presume they can also change the "all grandchildren of the monarch are prince and princess" thing?

R218. All grandchildren (not great-grandchildren) of the monarch through the male line (via King Charles--William and Harry's kids, via Queen Elizabeth--Andrew and Edward's kids) are prince and princesses if they choose to use the titles. Anne's children were not automatically prince and princess because Anne is a woman, and titles don't pass through a woman. Anne's first husband and father of her children would have had accept a title, perhaps Earl (or duke) for Anne's children to be titled, maybe with the titles of Lord and Lady or Count and Countess. But Anne's first husband didn't want or didn't accept a title, and Anne wanted to raise her children without the burden of a title since they were going to be far down on the line of succession anyway, and a title wouldn't make much sense. Again, Anne's children would not be prince or princess because Anne is the daughter of Queen Elizabeth and titles don't pass through the daughter of the monarch--only sons.

Of great concern with the British royal family--they could use some younger people as working royals. Everyone who is working royal are older except for Will and Kate and somewhat Edward and Sophie. Charles should use Princess Beatrice and/or Princess Eugenie as working royals. Unfortunately, Andrew has put a cloud over their heads. Plus, things are getting to the point that if Charles doesn't use Beatrice and Eugenie soon, they will have their own lives (if they don't already) and won't want the burden of working for the crown.

If any of these rules concerning titles were to change, King Charles would have to issue new Letters Patent stating the new rules.

Okay, the King changes the rules and issues new letters patent. This isn't insurmountable.

It's already too late for the Yorkies. If they're going to take someone new on as a full time working royal it ought to be Lady Louise or the Earl of Wessex. Clean slates, those two.

The Yorkies are in their 30's and having kids now. They are tainted by both Andrew and Fergie and their appalling behavior over the years. The late Queen always protected the York girls but those days are over. They both have plenty of money. If they can manage to keep their inheritances away from their wastrel parents, the York girls will be fine.

r211 There is no mechanism to strip a prince or princess of the blood of the title 'Prince' or 'Princess'. Even the letters patent issued ti keep Wallis from being called HRH had no legal force.

Charles does not want to strip his son of a title. Now William, that's a different story. Harry and wife better watch out.

They could take turns sitting on my face.

You guys have argued at length about how their titles could be removed in about 30 different threads now. Same arguments over and over.

Harry and Meghan won't be stripped of their titles. They will simply wither away into irrelevance.

Maybe someone did, R224, but it wasn't me so you can chill the fuck out.

If you're sick of the conversation about Harry and his title and all you want to do is have a moan about it, skip this thread. This thread is about Harry and his title may well come up again, causing you to bitch and moan even more. Is that really how you want to spend your time?

R224, go wag your finger on Twitter. Report back on the responses you receive.

Looks like the start of a push.

That's been going on for years now, since the day Henry announced that he was quitting the royal family.

I doubt King Charles will strip his son of all titles but he may remove him as a counsellor of state and that would make good sense. He doen't even live in the UK anymore.

It's William who will probably be left with the somewhat dirty job of stripping Harry of the titles, rewriting the rules of succession and taking Harry and his kids out of it altogether. But William is made of sterner stuff than Charles so he'll manage.

I thought he was effectively removed as CoS because of new residency requirements. I think Chas will at least limit the sussex dukedom.

R230 You know who else had limits, Charles? SLAVES!

Is Harry bi? Was Megham pegging him? That "roast chicken" comment by Meghan was supposed to be a reference to their sex life. "

Charles wimped out on removing Harry as Counselor of State. Rather than remove Harry from the list, he just added Anne and Edward. Instead of the required four Counselors of State, there are now six with the addition of Anne and Edward.

So, if ever needed, Charles can call upon Anne or Edward and just ignore Harry. Charles just didn't have the balls to officially remove Harry.

Non existent problem solved then.

[quote] Instead of the required four Counselors of State, there are now six with the addition of Anne and Edward.

There have been six for decades.

Formally there are four Counsellors of State (i.e. the four adults over 21 in order of the line of succession) plus the monarch's spouse, so five. The Queen Mother was also made a Counsellor of State, so there was a total of six while she was still alive.

I don't understand why some people get so fixated on the Counsellors of State thing, though. Their only function is to deputise for the monarch on the very rare occasions when he or she is absent from the country or is ill and there is some important official function that cannot be rescheduled. The specific Counsellors of State who will act in this capacity - usually two in number - are appointed whenever the monarch goes abroad. William, Anne and Edward can easily perform this role for the next several years Anne and Edward are CoS for the rest of their lives, even once William's kids are 21. William will be CoS until he is king. Harry and Andrew will simply be listed as Counsellors of State until they are dead or William's kids are over 21 but they will never be appointed to act as Counsellor of State. Harry isn't even in the UK so he isn't eligible to be appointed.

It's not that his CoS position will ever be used it's just stupid for Harry to be in the line of succession at all at this point.

He hates the UK, his wife hates the UK, his children are kept far away from the UK at all costs. They don't even know Harry's family. More to the point, Harry hates the royal family and does everything he can do to weaken and destroy them. He should resign his titles or give them back or whatever one does and live his life completely free of those hurtful entanglements.

I'm sure his wife won't mind one bit. She told Oprah that titles mean nothing to her, anything to keep her husband happy

The line of succession doesn't matter much either if you're not in the direct line, which Harry isn't.

Monarchy works because it isn't constantly tampered with. Removing Harry would cause way more problems than it would resolve (it wouldn't actually resolve any problems). Time and the system of monarchy itself will resolve whatever temporary problems Harry has created. William will succeed Charles, George will succeed William, and George's eldest child will succeed him. If George doesn't have any children then one of his siblings or one of his siblings' children will succeed him. Harry will have long been out of the picture.

Sure, r238, time will take care of it but why wait?

After the shitrain from hell that Harry and his bride have rained down upon everyone in the royal family for fucking YEARS now, take the dukedom, take the CoS, take the kids' titles, take away every fucking thing they can take from him and leave him to wallow in self-pity and resentment for the rest of his days.

It's punishment, R238, and it's a punishment that Harry has earned. His marriage to that harridan demonstrates how much he enjoys punishment in his daily life. Why deprive him of it?

Besides, what's the point of being King if you can't take down your enemies every now and then?

Supposedly, non-straight things went on with Harry at Soho House - gonna try to find the blog that covered it

Well, on the "all these fucking narcissists indulge in projection at all times" theory, the freaks at the Duchess of Hertz's "squad" have repeatedly projected that William enjoys a bit of pegging.

Obviously that's what Harry did at Soho House and no doubt Marcus Whatshisname and the Duchess of Hertz have it on video. They've been setting him up from the start. Now they just need to move in for the kill, meaning their big payday.

The only thing is, Harry doesn't have the money and Charles/William won't pay it for him.

Harry certainly doesn't have much money left, R241, but there's a reasonable chance that Charles will be willing to pay out some real money to be rid of Meghan, and to get regular access to his grandchildren.

The problem there, is that I don't know that Meg can be trusted to keep her end of whatever bargain is made.

The Duchess of Hertz cannot ever be trusted.

After Harry's rotten behavior, why the fuck would Charles or William be willing to give him $40 million or $80 million or whatever ridiculous sum the cow asks for.

If she divorces Harry, she's divorcing Harry. With the way she's attacked Prince Philip, the late Queen, the King, the Queen, the Prince of Wales, the Princess of Wales and the Wales children - why on earth would they be willing to give that cunt a fortune?

Let her rot and let Harry fail.

Are you American, r239?

"... take the dukedom, take the CoS, take the kids' titles, take away every fucking thing they can take from him and leave him to wallow in self-pity and resentment for the rest of his days."

People like R239 are so focused on punishment, that they totally fail to appreciate all the ways it's possible to hurt and humiliate, and otherwise punish someone without appearing to punishment. People like R239 lack subtlety, and fail to appreciate all the ways the Palace had made Harry and Meg suffer without yeeting their titles.

Leave the titles, take away the money and access, because without the money and access the titles mean diddly-squat.

R244 - I'm half British, half American.

Well, if you've spent any time living in the UK, r246, you should know that the monarch is supposed to be a unifying and benevolent national figurehead, not a spiteful and vindictive dictator.

I spent a great many years living in Great Britain. I stand by my earlier post, thank you.

The earlier post where you wonder why the King won't do what you suggest, r248?

Yep.

R 241, did you mean to say that HARRY enjoy's a bit of pegging?

No (although that is certainly true and I did actually say it), I was talking about the false rumors they spread about William enjoying pegging. They were obvious cases of projection because Harry needs a strict Mommy.

Well the favorite false rumors are about Will and Kate being on the verge of divorce, and Willaim being a "rageaholic".

Harry was the one yelling "What Meghan wants, Meghan gets" at the palace staffers.

I've heard that William has a temper, I've never heard of him bullying staff the way the SouthParkles did and do. Everyone quits working with them, they're so awful.

I like the fact that when William "attacked" Dimbo and broke his special necklace and dog bowl, it was in defence of palace staff. Dimbo admitted this, being so caught up in playing the victim that he didn't realise it made William look good. A good boss won't stand for their team members being treated so badly. Markle was a serial bully with them.

Dimbo made such a fuss about that incident ("it happened so fast, so very fast" MARY!), yet revelled in his mocking and criticism of a disabled school matron and also reduced the men he killed in combat to being "pieces [he removed] from a chess board". I come from a military family and it is not appropriate to discuss kill-counts at all, much less in such a dehumanising way.

[R22] is Harry on the left?

[R98] don't know, but he's pinged for me ever since I saw a pic of him playing soccer(?) in Afghanistan, sans shirt! (he was well liked by his troops!

I don’t get Op’s title, “Former Prince”. Harry will be a prince until he dies or the monarchy is abolished. His HRH may also be returns until death.

He’s no former prince and more than the York sister are former princesses.

Also, I’m so glad he got hair transplants. He looks good with hair. William should see Harry’s doctor next time he’s in the US.

[quote] Also, I’m so glad he got hair transplants. He looks good with hair. William should see Harry’s doctor next time he’s in the US.

A future monarch of the United Kingdom does not get hair plugs.

Why r259? He’s a mascot for his nation, his wife wears hairpieces, gets Botox, and is in line to be the next queen. Why can’t William work on his hair if Kate is pressured to remain goddess-like with extra hair and fillers?

I think hair transplants are much lower issues than King Charles marrying his mistress. A couple that were fucking while very much married to other people. One’s spouse is still alive.

So if the UK can handle Charles and Camilla, they can handle William getting his looks back. Time to modernize the idea of royalty.

[quote] Why [R259]? He’s a mascot for his nation, his wife wears hairpieces, gets Botox, and is in line to be the next queen. Why can’t William work on his hair if Kate is pressured to remain goddess-like with extra hair and fillers?

I don’t make the rules, r260. I just know that they exist: a future monarch of the United Kingdom does not get hair plugs.

I'm with William on this one. A manly man is not vain. A manly man is well-groomed and dresses appropriately, but he isn't too fussed about his nose or his hairline, and doesn't expect anyone else to be.

Self-confidence is sexier than hair.

Harry's transplants failed. If you see a pic that doesn't reveal shiny pink skin, it's been photoshopped or he's used some spray hair fiber to fill in. Harry is a vain insecure bastard with Friar Tuck styling.

Harry got hair plugs? So he’s the Fester to Meghan’s Debbie.

[quote]He’s a mascot for his nation

... tell me you're American without telling me you're American ....

[R240] If you find the blog, will you share it with DL?

r261 I understand but the tules change all the time. Look at Kate wearing pants to loads of events. Many of the rules came from Liz. She's gone and the family is already making changes. Letting the past dictate the present has it's merits, but like Kate and her wardrobe update, keeping up your image is very important.

Nothing will change for William with or without hair. But him coming back with a head full of hair would improve his looks by a long-shot.

r265b I know you want to believe your monarchs are super important but they are mascots at the end of the day. The PM runs the show. Yes, I'm American since this is an American made website. Don't like it, make your own British DL.

[quote] Nothing will change for William with or without hair. But him coming back with a head full of hair would improve his looks by a long-shot.

His looks are not that important. Credibility and some sense of gravitas are what a constitution monarch aims at above all else, and neither of those things would be boosted if a previously bald William suddenly had a full head of hair. People would laugh.

The death of the late Queen will cause many changes. Gloves will probably be worn less. Kilts may no longer be semi-compulsory when in Scotland, but no-one in the direct line of succession is going to suddenly start making obvious attempts to look more appealing: no brilliant-white tooth-capping, no tanning booth at Buckingham Palace, no hair plugs.

Blah, blach, blah r269. The next queen, not a blood royal though, already had post-wedding dental work to enhance her smile, filler, extensions, the works. Maybe William won't work on his looks but I'm sure by the time George is in his 30s he'll start getting light work done. Botox is no big deal. If you catch it soon enough, a hair transplant can be snuck in under the radar. A LOT has culturally changed in the last 20 years thanks to social media and cosmetics.

I also think you and many on here hold these people up to higher standards than even they hold themselves.

The rules of a monarch are whatever the hell they want it to be in the moment. The things you mention about gloves and kilts were a VERY big deal once, but not anymore. That should be a clue that with time, the rules will forever change to keep them somewhat relevant. The digital age has forced Kate (and all of the under 50 girls) to use battle the test of time. William is in his 40s but I bet his kids, who are Gen Alpha, and deep into social media, will not be immune to a little work here and there, including hair transplants for the boys and hair pieces for the girls (as Kate and Meghan use today).

William might have accepted turning into a potato head, but I doubt George will allow his looks to blow away like the breeze.

If William were to get hair plugs, it would have been while he was losing it, not 80% bald. It's too late. That 20% he has left is not going to cover the rest.

[quote] Blah, blach, blah [R269].

It’s nice of you to give a preview of your comment. I’ll take you at your word and not bother reading the rest of it. Have a lovely evening!

William has a pleasant-looking face, BDE and works out. He doesn't need hair. Some men can get away with not having it.

Harry doesn't have a nice face, BDE or work out. He just whines, snaps and gets high when playing video games. He probably doesn't even spend an hour each week on Archewell. That it is public that he supposedly does only spend an hour on Archewell each week shows how deluded he and Madame are. Also, see that clip where someone asks him what he actually does. Not a lot, going by his answer.

"Harry's transplants failed. If you see a pic that doesn't reveal shiny pink skin, it's been photoshopped..."

Why do you think Harry had hair plugs that later failed? I mean there was one picture of him with a full head of hair, but IMHO that was just someone photoshopping him into what they wished he looked like. No, I think the real Harry doesn't have hair plugs, the "shiny pink skin" is just him going as bald as nature intended.

If he wasn't a prince, she'd never have given him a second glance, much less put up with all the whining, Mummy issues, drug use and personality disorder.

Harry look hot AF there

Harry looks less like a horse than most of the BRF that’s why he’s considered the most attractive. The standard is low for the product of inbreeding. William was cute when young but morphed into 100% horse. Harry is only 75% horse.

It’s funny how some Brits are so trauma bonded to their useless, inbred and corrupt monarchy who look like horses and yet feel the need to criticize other countries and cultures while looking like big idiots themselves.

I would probably see their porno, though i am not a fan of cock rings

r273 you lot are so odd. If we are comparing the guys you always stick to the topic on William then if when it's Harry (or Meghan) go off on tangents.

Neither men are stop in your track hot. But both men can scratch an itch. I think William, with his teeth looks terrible without hair. Harry looks a lot better. Both men are still thin-fit so that's a draw.

But, again both are basic looking men who would not cause anyone to look twice if passed on the street.

[R7] Maybe she wants a drill to build a DOG HOUSE for Harry?