Noah Schnapp, Part 2: Fantasia of Dick at U Penn!

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Freshman year is over, OP.

And if that thirst trap is recent, fortunately Noah dropped a few pounds rather than gain the freshman 15.

Bless you, OP. I was worried there wouldn’t be another Noah thread.

I know he seems to be a bottom, but what do we think he's packing?

Probably cruising the Penn Bookstore men's room for str8 cock or the Franklin field mens locker room.

r4 about average 5 to 6 inches would be my guess. He occasionally shows enough bulge that you can tell there's something there so I wouldn't say micro but I doubt he's packing anything mind-blowing up front either.

It's 2023, he can just walk down the hallway.

Imagine being the guy who gets to date (fuck) Noah

Or the locker room at the Palestra, Philly Whore r5. BB uniforms make things much more accessible.

[quote]Imagine being the guy who gets to date (fuck) Noah

Or the very first one in.

Does he have a private bathroom or does he shower with lots of guys? Or perhaps both?

gang showers went out by the 90s, I believe.

I’m not a whore! I’m just friendly.

How many seconds after meeting someone do you think it takes before he says "from Stranger Things"?

Apparently its this image that convinced Twitter and TikTok that Noah was getting ploughed by this guy in Israel.

Well LUCKY Noah. GET THAT HARD FUCKING ISRAELI DICK. Every Israeli I ever fucked was a super macho hard fuck.

He's cute as fuck.

r17 He is and that's why they need to get rid of that retarded looking bowlcut next season.

r15 Actually maybe they did have something going on because the more I look into it especially that first image with the two of them in the bedroom it seems pretty believable

A few drinks to loosen him up and who knows what you can do..........

Oh god, here we go. "Two people took a photo together, they must be fucking". The virgins aren't limited to Twitter and TiKTok it seems.

Never heard of this Noah.

Noah on the dancefloor!

Reading between the lines.

Ugly British guys just got their hopes up

You're braver than I am the Heartstopper thread's going to hire a hitsquad on you.

Oh noes, won't someone please save me from those three fraus.

Has Noah seen Red, White, and Royal Blue yet?

[quote]Has Noah seen Red, White, and Royal Blue yet?

Don't know, but you can.

r29 He just followed Taylor and Nick so guess he finally got round to watching it. Can he make a viral tweet about wanting to get his back blown out like Henry now?

Yeah Tik-Tok saying he's getting ploughed by every guy 25+hes seen with is funny. But also smirky Noah doesn't look like he'd complain

Noah hasn't said when he lost his v-card. He might not have lost it yet.

I never heard of Noah until I kept seeing him in Amazon commercials how he used Amazon to decorate his dorm room. Frankly seeing so much of them over and over again is quite irritating.

r33 Kind of difficult to work that question into a Variety puff piece interview. Maybe get a TikTok trend going where you have to say how old you were when you lost it. He'd probably fall for that.

Oh once he sees his follower/engagement numbers dip he'll do a post about it, that's practically a guarantee. Same with debuting a new boyfriend, etc.

Also, yikes at how he looks in r32.

He's lost 700 thousand since coming out as gay and visiting Israel and doesn't seem to give a shit so doubtful, and at any rate he'll get a few million more when s5 comes out in about a decades time to make up for that so don't see him wanting or having to go down that route.

[quote]Noah hasn't said when he lost his v-card. He might not have lost it yet.

I threw mine away the first chance I got.

Fems are so generic and unfuckable. Sorry but it’s true.

[quote]He's lost 700 thousand

How embarrassing for you that you know that. Do you also keep tabs on who he follows and unfollows?

[quote]so don't see him wanting or having to go down that route.

No, he surely would never do anything for attention.

There is no way the boy is still a virgin. Maybe anally, but certainly not orally.

Fans of this teen series would follow a young actor, who plays gay on the show, would stop following him for coming out as gay in real life? Are they brain dead?

r42 never set foot in a Hearstopper thread.

r42 Yes. They think Noah betrayed them and broke MBB's heart (like she didn't know he was gay the whole time).

The Heartstopper guys and the Stranger Things guys are all so basic looking. How would anyone drool over this guy?

People drooling over above average looking white twinks is odd to you? Its the business model that pretty much sustains the gay porn industry.

*"Above average" is Kit and Noah. Joe is... An acquired taste I don't really get

They are not above average at all. The nose prevents that for Noah and the bland pastiness prevents it for Kit

I wonder how Noah spent his weekend. I hope he’s finding some good dick in college.

Going by twitter he's been busy doing zionism this weekend. I'm sure he managed to sneak in a couple of gangbangs as well though

r51 It's all reenactments. Anyone who's worked on ST know Noah needs a scene acted out for him until he gets it.

That terrorist attack must have really hit him. Don't think he's ever actually stuck his neck out politically before. Could have probably done with a proof read first though

Oof at him dismissing Ukraine and climate change as "fashionable causes". And then ending with 'Jews are better than you'.

I'm reasonably sure by fashionable causes he just meant you can say "I stand with Ukraine" or... whatever the equivalent climate change statement is without having 6,000 girls with purple hair on twitter asking why you want 2 million Palestinian kids to starve to death. But like I said needed a proof read. And how is him pointing out the Jews have famously been through some shit over the last millennia saying "we're better than you"?

Yeah because Ukraine isn't nuanced, in the way that Noah is trying to pretend this conflict isn't. And did you actually get to the fourth page? He's framing it as we vs you, and making it clear he thinks one side is better.

Short version - he's nowhere near intelligent enough to have written something like that, and it shows.