Blind Item- Lina Minelli has Parkinson’s

[quote] Lina Minelli

Who?

It's Liza with a Z you dumb fuck!

"Big Sissy has parkerson's and I like blue."

And Minnelli with two Ns.

I was molested.

"Hope she's ok" yeah, right.

Sad, and it does explain recent issues.

It's pretty terrible end of life (ultimately) disease.

Liza, I told you I wanted my martini stirred, not shaken. Looks like someone isn't going to get to go out to dinner this week.

It's Liza with a Z Not Lisa with an S 'Cause Lisa with an S Goes "sss" not "zzz" It's Z instead of S Ly instead of Lee It's simple as can be See, Liza! I'll do it again

It's Liza with a Z Not Lisa with an S 'Cause Lisa with an S Goes "sss" not "zzz" It's Z instead of S Ly instead of Lee It's simple as can be See, Liza!

Now, if my name were Ada I'd be Ada Even backwards I'd be Ada Or if my name were Ruth Then I'd be Ruth Because with Ruth What can you do? Or Sally, or Margaret, or Ginger or Faye But when you're a Liza You always have to say

It's Liza with a Z Not Lisa with an S 'Cause Lisa with an S Goes "sss" not "zzz" It's Z instead of S Ly instead of Lee It's simple as can be See, Liza!

Oh! And that is only half of it There's another way Fate treats me cruelly How often I remember someone saying "There she goes, Lisa Minooli!" Or Minoli, or Miniola, or Minili, or Minelie So is it a wonder, I very often cry?

It's M-I-Double N Then-E-Double L-I You double up the N, thats nn, not ll Then E, double the L, end it with an I That's the way you say Minnelli Liza Minnelli It's Italian Blame it on papa What can I do?

Every Sandra Who's a Sondra Every Mary who's really Marie Every Joan Who is a Joanne Has got to agree with me When I've announced I don't mind being pommelled Or trampled or trounced But it does drive you bats To be miss, Miss pronounced

It's Liza with a Z Not Lisa with an S 'Cause Lisa with an S Goes "sss" not "zzz" It's Z instead of S Ly instead of Lee It's simple as can be See, Liza!

Then M-I-Double N Then-E-Double L-I You double up the N, thats "nn," not "ll" Then E, double the L, end it with an I That's the way you say Minnelli Liza Minnelli! It's easy! It's easy! See, it's Leezy! No! Liza!

She got it from all the years of wearing those stretchaneeny outfits.

[quote] "Big Sissy has parkerson's and I like blue."

It's drunk sissy, you retard!

Get up Lina we love you!

Did shomebody shay booze and pillsh????

Liza, dear: You can beat this terrible disease ... but only with my devotion, care, and guidance! First, you're going to have to get into this wheelchair and let me roll you out for a pap walk!

PARKINSHONSH DISHEASHE

R8. You're just swell!

Damn, the yayo strikes again. Imo, there's a link between the two.

So that's why she was in the wheelchair last time she was out.

Any o' youse talkin' about me?

I called it here years ago when I noticed her "mask affect face". That sucks.

We all knew that, OP.

Oh sshweetie, I'm fine - jusch don't worry about me!

Liza is old school where you keep medical issues private.

BUT I think had she been more open, she would have helped her image a little better because it does explain the weird shit she’s been doing since 1984

Please stop posting CDAN threads. Thanks.

Leza Horny

[quote]Lina Minelli has Parkinson’s

And apparently OP has Alzheimer's.

Oh good, it’s just Lina. So Liza’s okay?

I misread this as ‘Lin-Manuel’ and momentarily felt a twinge of sympathy for him.

Poor Lina.

OP wins the "Oh, dear" of the year with that title.

What will Lina come down with next? Parkinson's,then literal violence by being misspelled, what the hell next? Poor woman!

They can't make a fool out of Lina Lamont. They can't make a laughing stock out of Lina Lamont. What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than - than - than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

Of course she does. Recent clips show her "guardian" Feinstein shooing away autograph seekers because it's obvious she's incapable of signing anything.

Lina Minnelli is the new Anne He he.

What's wrong with the way I talk? What's the big idea? Am I dumb or something?

[quote]Lina Minnelli is the new Anne He he.

r31 is the new Bearking asshole.

R33=frau CUNT

r34, Nope. Neither (well, maybe a cunt).

Lina Minnelli is a third-rate entertainer, available for bar mitzvahs, weddings and birthday parties.

*Minelli, in this case.

r36 I think that's Lorna Luft.

Jesus, what did Liza, Lorna or Joey ever do to you?

Parkinson's is a disease sorely lacking in pizzazz. She should do a PSA where she shows her jazz hands before and after a dose of medication.

Tina Nina!

So, who is the "Mr. X" from the original CDAN post/reference?

Hi Georgia

Poor Lina. She’s overcome so much diversity.

R33/R35 nobody fucking asked you to comment on my initial post yet you did, frau CUNT.

Quite the frau CUNT thing to do.

[quote]nobody fucking asked you to comment on my initial post

Yeah. Because we don't comment on each other's posts here, Bearking.

I wonder if Lina inherited the Parkinsons from her mother Jody?

Or did Jody leave it in the will that the Parkinsons should go to Luna?

I heard Luna was molested.

Who Lina

OMG, not Lina!

Oh Shhweetie, not my little Lina!

Shame. Liza has survived so many tragedies and addictions it would have been nice to see her live out her final years in peace and without suffering.

No, not Lina! Who's next? Liza?

R13 And now that Tony is dead and I can't squeeze that cash cow any longer, let's do a "duets" album of our own.

I remember's Lina's famous curtain speech at the conclusion of her "Stompin In" tour at Radio City Music Hall.

"If I bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes me feel as though my hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all!"

She then fell into the orchestra pit.

Lina always knows how to make an exit.

"Mama, Mama, is that you?"