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Who is your favorite Trump stooge?

I nominate Sidney Powell

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by Anonymousreply 229September 22, 2023 3:13 PM

I will bring my Diet Dr. Pepper to my arraignment.

by Anonymousreply 1August 8, 2023 4:14 AM

Giuliani is the most repulsive. The necklessness, the dyed sweat rivulets, the homophobia, the tits obsession, the relentless public farting...

by Anonymousreply 2August 8, 2023 4:14 AM

YOUR GIANT TITS BELONG TO ME!!!

by Anonymousreply 3August 8, 2023 4:17 AM

Giuliani, for the Four Seasons Total Landscaping moment. It couldn't be topped by the funniest comedian in the world.

by Anonymousreply 4August 8, 2023 4:20 AM

So far, my favorite is Brad Parscale for his forever entertaining, driveway arrest video!

The sobbing. Being half-dressed. Having just beaten his wife AND kids, thereby going out of his way to show what a piece of shit he is. The drunken resistance of arrest, necessitating in his being tackled by a couple of LEO. His sad attempt at a comeback, after getting bailed out.

The hilarity of it never gets old. It's going to be tough to top but I'm crossing my fingers that this batch of Repukkklicans won't let me down. Still -- thanks for the laughs, Parscale!

by Anonymousreply 5August 8, 2023 4:20 AM

Bill Barr was the most destructive to democracy. He's on his redemption tour at the moment. he should be shunned.

by Anonymousreply 6August 8, 2023 4:27 AM

Rudy is #1, followed by Barr.

by Anonymousreply 7August 8, 2023 4:46 AM

I dunno that it's Powell - Giuliani is the head stooge in my opinion.

He is the gift which never stops giving. Insane scandal after insane scandal after insane scandal.

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by Anonymousreply 8August 8, 2023 4:54 AM

The Huckabeast -- half-woman, half-wildebeest. She'll be placed in a formaldehyde solution after death and she'll be studied for decades.

by Anonymousreply 9August 8, 2023 4:56 AM

[quote]So far, my favorite is Brad Parscale for his forever entertaining, driveway arrest video!

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by Anonymousreply 10August 8, 2023 4:57 AM

WEHT Cleta “clit” Mitchell who tried to get the governor of Georgia to throw out the election results and imploding her career at a top DC law firm.

by Anonymousreply 11August 8, 2023 5:10 AM

All worthy nominees. I tend to champion the lower level stooges. Lev and Igor, a dynamic duo who will live in infamy. I anticipate great comedy casting for these two in the future films of this insanity.

by Anonymousreply 12August 8, 2023 5:15 AM

Marjorie Taylor Greene.

by Anonymousreply 13August 8, 2023 5:21 AM

I enjoy Charlie Kirk and all his "alpha" postings about bro-ing out with other dudes while wishing for a child bride. I really want him to get his ass kicked in a glorious way.

Lauren "chase Jesus while you're husband chases you" Boebert who preaches all of her Bible quotes but is really a meth head, grandma whore at age 36.

by Anonymousreply 14August 8, 2023 5:26 AM

R14 her whore-in-law is like 14

by Anonymousreply 15August 8, 2023 5:29 AM

Stephen Miller, Trump's Goebbels. The repulsive irony of it. Wasn't he denounced by important Jewish groups?

by Anonymousreply 16August 8, 2023 5:55 AM

Don't forget Omarosa and The Mooch!

by Anonymousreply 17August 8, 2023 5:56 AM

Whoever spun the Bowling Green massacre. I think that was Kellyanne Conway.

by Anonymousreply 18August 8, 2023 5:59 AM

l'embarras du richeese

by Anonymousreply 19August 8, 2023 6:01 AM

oops L'embarras de richesses

by Anonymousreply 20August 8, 2023 6:01 AM

Unbelievable that Boebert is a grandmother at 36! Fucking trash who says one thing and clearly does another. And she spends her life trying to enforce her beliefs on what other people can and can't do.

Her whole electorate must be filled with MAGA cult GOP voters who did it to "own the Libs".

by Anonymousreply 21August 8, 2023 6:02 AM

R21 Those glasses are the real crime!

by Anonymousreply 22August 8, 2023 6:06 AM

[quote] So far, my favorite is Brad Parscale for his forever entertaining, driveway arrest video!

You watch that video and then realize this douchebag was the campaign manager for the Republican nominee for president. And then you despair at how fucked up this country has become.

by Anonymousreply 23August 8, 2023 6:08 AM

Roger Stone's early morning FBI raid was pretty hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 24August 8, 2023 6:15 AM

It's a fucking joke R23. So are those glasses R22. All of them are insane grifters and they are so obvious about it.

by Anonymousreply 25August 8, 2023 6:15 AM

R2 is a flawless comment.

by Anonymousreply 26August 8, 2023 6:16 AM

I’m Betsy DeVos. I have visited public schools and I’ve driven past public schools.

by Anonymousreply 27August 8, 2023 6:28 AM

Roger Stone, often compared to a Batman villain. In fact, he's more like a low-grade Dick Tracy goon. Call him Captain Ratfuck. He claims to have invented that word - in fact it was his mother, right after she fucked his father, an actual rat (thus Stone's rodentish forehead and tiny pointed teeth. Loves watching his hag wife get filled up by multiple BBC's while standing in the corner and fiddling at his winkie. Fucking repulsive.

Steve Bannon, distantly related to the Wicked Witch of the West (much to her embarrassment) and equally afraid of water. Wears multiple shirts to dampen down his own BO. Leaves a trail of clear slime wherever he goes. Was so intent on getting back into the Trump White House that Ivanka had to nail the catflap shut. Alas, she didn't think to block the first floor toilet.

Stephen Miller, dead-eyed refugee from a Phantasm sequel - one where his brains have already been shot out his ears by the killer sphere.

Laura Loomer, braying fuck-ugly gash and poster child for planned parenthood. She's taken to praying that DeSantis dies and goes to hell, which is pretty funny considering it would make them neighbors. Only person on the planet to ever go to a plastic surgeon and say "make my nose look more deformed."

by Anonymousreply 28August 8, 2023 6:28 AM

THE BEST....IS YET...TO CUMMMMMMMMM!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 29August 8, 2023 3:28 PM

I hate them all. They all need to go away.

by Anonymousreply 30August 8, 2023 3:29 PM

A quick check seems to indicate that R28 has only contributed that one post to DL. R28, why aren't you posting on every damn thread?

by Anonymousreply 31August 8, 2023 3:36 PM

Kellyanne!

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by Anonymousreply 32August 8, 2023 3:41 PM

GENERAL Michael Flynn. The grifter disgraced his military service by lining up with the Stones, Manaforts, and other asswipes. Please tell me that at least he lost his military pension!

by Anonymousreply 33August 8, 2023 10:48 PM

So many! How can you expect me to choose just one?

by Anonymousreply 34August 9, 2023 4:45 PM

Favorite son Don, Jr. - he's got the genes.

by Anonymousreply 35August 9, 2023 9:00 PM

And what about his appointees? That old guy with the slippers? The one who built a "special soundproof room" inside his office? The other one who headed up the Dept. of Education and knew nothing about education? There are so many...

Oh, oh, the guy who took over as Acting Attorney General with the big dick toilets and all his scammy weirdness?

Cast of a thousand stooges.

by Anonymousreply 36August 9, 2023 9:40 PM

By only picking one, I feel like Meryl Streep in 'Sophie's Choice.'

by Anonymousreply 37August 9, 2023 9:48 PM

R29 lap dancing you mean

by Anonymousreply 38August 9, 2023 9:50 PM

R36 And let's not forget Ben Carson, the Secty of Housing and Urban Development; one of his first moves was to order a cocobolo desk for his office. Representative Katie Porter served him up on a platter; his ignorance of the cabinet position Trump gave him was gringe-worthy.

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by Anonymousreply 39August 9, 2023 10:58 PM

Susan Sarandon

by Anonymousreply 40August 10, 2023 4:01 AM

R39, if I were not already happily married to a wonderful man I would lay my fortune at Katie Porter's feet and beg her to marry me.

I'm more than a little disappointed she won't have a shot at DiFi's senate seat. I know, she's just barely gotten to the House but I see her sticking around for many years to come and I'd like to see her in the US Senate sooner rather than later. Although she's doing one hell of a job in the House so... I'm torn,

by Anonymousreply 41August 10, 2023 5:04 AM

Miss Lindsey

by Anonymousreply 42August 10, 2023 5:39 AM

Let's not forget ol' Jeff Sessions! That vile, bigoted, Mexican border murderer was a Trump Stooge extraordinaire!

by Anonymousreply 43August 10, 2023 10:18 AM

R43, that dumb Southerner? He was not mentally qualified to be attorney general! Mentally retarded! Mixed up and confused!

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by Anonymousreply 44August 10, 2023 10:57 AM

Hogan Gidley

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by Anonymousreply 45August 10, 2023 11:08 AM

^ Hogan Gidley wears a ratty Korean wiglet. Although he does have a rockin' bod, which is why paper bags were invented.

by Anonymousreply 46August 10, 2023 2:03 PM

Are there dead ones?

by Anonymousreply 47August 10, 2023 2:06 PM

R41 Congress creates the laws. I'd rather have Ms. Katie there than the Senate. Unless, of course, she becomes a SCOTUS justice!

by Anonymousreply 48August 11, 2023 2:19 AM

Steve Bannon is #2, for me. He fell apart before our eyes.

Giuliani is #1. He's disgusting. He had a bad reputation before 9/11. He somehow managed to rehab his image after 9/11. Reputation spectacularly down the shitter, again.

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by Anonymousreply 49August 11, 2023 2:29 AM

Giuliani and the Kraken lady have an unhinged quality which I really enjoyed, but they both seem gripped with genuine, not-very-funny mental instability.

For total joyous career immolation for a man who was only ever going to despise him, it’s hard to beat obsequious, lying, de-spined Sean Spicer.

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by Anonymousreply 50August 11, 2023 2:39 AM

R49 Steve Bannon scares me. He rose from the depths of hell and still has a following. I don't think of him as a stooge, more like a suck-up user who created his own hellish world. He seemed too smart to actually fall under Trump's spell but used his access to further himself.

by Anonymousreply 51August 11, 2023 2:40 AM

The pillow guy must be amongst the truly first-rate Trump cult victims, and there is a kind of frantic edge to his insanity which makes him really compelling to watch.

I really think a network should turn his life into a prime time sitcom, starring veteran character actor Richard Kind, who is great at portraying desperate lunacy.

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by Anonymousreply 52August 11, 2023 2:52 AM

Sidney Powell in her finest leopard print biker chick outfit. And with a Diet Mountain Dew. A southern gal that exudes klass!

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by Anonymousreply 53August 11, 2023 4:46 AM

How long do you think it will be before we get to see Ivanka do a teary-eyed tell-all interview about her traumatic time spent in the White House? I can see it now, her talking about how she was kept out of all decision making, how she suspected shady dealings going on-but had no proof, how she tried to rein in Daddy's behavior. No way will Oprah interview her- who will? And of course, the tears flow freely when she talks about how unfairly she is being prosecuted and how she can't be taken away from her children and put in jail.

by Anonymousreply 54August 11, 2023 5:00 AM

[quote] No way will Oprah interview her- who will?

Why wouldn't Oprah interview her?

by Anonymousreply 55August 11, 2023 5:07 AM

The thing about Powell is this - those who knew her beforehand said she was completely reasonable. Furthermore, she helped found a non-profit that assisted woman dealing with trauma from abusive relationships.

She sounds as if she was normal - and even admirable - before Trump.

MTG is somewhat the same. People who knew her before Trump said she was pretty much apolitical, likeable and a solid support for her business customers.

by Anonymousreply 56August 11, 2023 5:10 AM

[quote] The thing about Powell is this - those who knew her beforehand said she was completely reasonable. Furthermore, she helped found a non-profit that assisted woman dealing with trauma from abusive relationships.

This seems to be true for a lot of the women who now worship Trump. They once seemed perfectly sane, but Trump has turned them batshit crazy.

Kari Lake had been a popular TV news anchor in Phoenix. Now she's an election denialist lunatic. Maria Bartiromo and Lara Logan also used to be respected journalists. Now Bartiromo is a Trump sycophant, and Logan is a QAnon loon. Elise Stefanik, the N.Y. congresswomen, was once considered a moderate, reasonable Republican. Now she's gone all-in on Trump.

by Anonymousreply 57August 11, 2023 5:36 AM

Did most of these women hit menopause around the same time Trump happened in their lives? I remember my nana warning my mom that "the change of life" might cause a woman a breakdown if she was already prone to mental illness. They were worried over my auntie, who had bouts of depression. My aunt ended up making it through menopause ok, it was my uncle who went off the fuckin rails around that stage of life.

It makes me sick to see if previously sane and stable individuals throwing it all away --including familial ties and the respect of others they've spent their entire lives working to aquire-- for a man who gives zero damns about them. And who isn't worth giving a damn about. Horrifying.

by Anonymousreply 58August 11, 2023 10:58 AM

[quote] They once seemed perfectly sane, but Trump has turned them batshit crazy

[quote] Did most of these women hit menopause around the same time Trump happened in their lives?

Please, they're just sleazy opportunists who jumped on the rightwing gravy train the first chance they got.

by Anonymousreply 59August 11, 2023 11:22 AM

Joanna Gleason would be perfect to play Sidney Powell in the big screen version of this January 6th story.

by Anonymousreply 60August 11, 2023 11:26 AM

I never believed the MTG was once a nice lady story. That smelled like PR BS and it came out around the same time as she did that 60 Minutes interview with Lesley Stahl where she kind of disavowed the QAnon nonsense. I have no doubt that Large Marge was always a mean girl cunt--I know the type well.

All of these women are slimy opportunists, like R59 said. And for whatever reason, they keep doubling down on the crazy. Stop acting like they are somehow mentally ill, that seems to give them an excuse for their bad behavior.

by Anonymousreply 61August 11, 2023 2:31 PM

They were all so openly terrible and incompetent. It's hard to believe. It's hard to believe that the whole thing isn't some cringe comedy mockumentary being pulled off for aliens entertainment.

by Anonymousreply 62August 11, 2023 2:54 PM

At least the clowns in that clown show are making money, R62. What about the morons who are giving them their cash and buying into their lies and fiction, no matter how many times (over and over and over), they're proved to be liars, grifters, pedos, and shitheads?

The sheer amount of stupid people willing to divorce themselves from their money, reality, and --in some cases-- their lives for these trash cunts is baffling.

by Anonymousreply 63August 11, 2023 3:25 PM

It really is nuts. I have friends who are being disowned by their parents for being filthy libs and they're not so secretly relieved because now they don't have to listen to them shit on and on about how amazing Trump is and how evil democrats are for hours on end. It's all these people can talk about. It's an obsessive compulsive disorder.

by Anonymousreply 64August 11, 2023 6:16 PM

Let us not forget Dr. Ronny Jackson

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by Anonymousreply 65August 11, 2023 7:39 PM

But were Ronny's claims all that "wild" if he was wasted when he said them? All in all, I think Ronny was fairly subdued, considering how much alcohol and pills he'd had before he'd said all that.

by Anonymousreply 66August 11, 2023 8:11 PM

R66 Ronny hasn't stopped being an unhinged lunatic. He's all over Twitter acting like a maniac to this day.

by Anonymousreply 67August 11, 2023 8:12 PM

It's not like he's sobered up, R67.

by Anonymousreply 68August 11, 2023 8:35 PM

The Neanderthal Senator bitch.

by Anonymousreply 69August 11, 2023 8:44 PM

Josh Hawley and his obsession with manhood.

by Anonymousreply 70August 11, 2023 8:54 PM

Ivanka's original chin. And nose. And lips and ears

by Anonymousreply 71August 11, 2023 11:47 PM

[quote]The Huckabeast -- half-woman, half-wildebeest. She'll be placed in a formaldehyde solution after death and she'll be studied for decades.

She could be sectioned and displayed in a Damien Hurst installation, labelled AMERICANUS FATTUS.

by Anonymousreply 72August 12, 2023 12:05 AM

The senator with the JBF hair, Marsha Blackburn. Not in the inner circle of stooges, but still a Dump buttlicker.

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by Anonymousreply 73August 12, 2023 12:26 AM

R71, and boobs

by Anonymousreply 74August 12, 2023 12:29 AM

That fucking James O'Keefe cunt. Tap-dancing show-tunes-lovin' homophobe.

by Anonymousreply 75August 12, 2023 12:29 AM

Don't forget Roger Stone

by Anonymousreply 76August 12, 2023 12:31 AM

Ashli Babbitt is my favorite, for reasons that are well known to her.

I wish that more MAGAts were like Ashli.

by Anonymousreply 77August 12, 2023 12:31 AM

Peter Thiel

by Anonymousreply 78August 12, 2023 12:31 AM

Milo Donkeyteefs, braying away from MTG's cellar. He's taken to posting pictures of a cute kitten, as close as he will ever get to pussy. My favorite moment from earlier this year was his superglamorous recipe for reheating McDonalds' French fries as a breakfast hash. Yes, Milo claims to be a millionaire many times over. This is only true if he's counting pubic lice.

by Anonymousreply 79August 12, 2023 12:35 AM

Ali Alexander did call out Large Marge for being a trashy slut, so he gets a few DL points for that. Still an insurrectionist douchebag though.

by Anonymousreply 80August 12, 2023 12:42 AM

The one who had to change his diapers. And wake up 4 hours before work to do her makeup so she could look 48.

by Anonymousreply 81August 12, 2023 12:51 AM

Herman Cain

by Anonymousreply 82August 12, 2023 12:59 AM

Jim "QAnon" Caviezel, who compared Trump to Moses

by Anonymousreply 83August 12, 2023 1:00 AM

Hope Hicks was also the WH mattress and pass around gal for wife/girlfriend beaters for four years R81.

by Anonymousreply 84August 12, 2023 1:05 AM

Mark Meadows, slimy and disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 85August 12, 2023 1:10 AM

Mike Pence--and he's still playing the stooge.

by Anonymousreply 86August 12, 2023 1:11 AM

The one who slipped abortion pills into his mistress' smoothie. And his dick into Hope Hicks.

by Anonymousreply 87August 12, 2023 1:13 AM

What's happened to that Trump sycophant Kash Patel? Is he just annoying like an ingrown hair?

by Anonymousreply 88August 12, 2023 1:13 AM

That friend of Melania who helped them steal a million dollars at that laughable inauguration ball. It was balls alright. And ballsy to just start heisting from day one. What total trash

by Anonymousreply 89August 12, 2023 1:16 AM

Roger Stone and his love of big black cock

by Anonymousreply 90August 12, 2023 1:18 AM

Roger Stone and his love of watching big black cock slide in and out of his wife's rotting, suppurated, mile-wide, fucked-out cunt while he jerks off in the corner.

FTFY

by Anonymousreply 91August 12, 2023 1:20 AM

That absolute gash, Zika Bash, who flashed white supremacist hand signals on both days of the Kavanaugh hearings

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by Anonymousreply 92August 12, 2023 1:21 AM

Nutcase Peter Navarro with the rolled up sleeves, confessing to election fraud live on Ari Melber's show.

by Anonymousreply 93August 12, 2023 1:21 AM

Original Incel Stephen Miller. Something is so broken in him that even his own parents hate him. He found another psychopath to breed with and I'm hoping their spawn does the right thing...

by Anonymousreply 94August 12, 2023 1:23 AM

R94, a truly loathsome couple and the wife is equally evil. The baby looks adorable, but I can't imagine what will happen with those two things as parents.

by Anonymousreply 95August 12, 2023 1:25 AM

Ali Alexander aka Scammy Davis Groomer

by Anonymousreply 96August 12, 2023 1:31 AM

R96, also an actual pederast. He tried to get a 15-year old to send him nude pics.

by Anonymousreply 97August 12, 2023 1:35 AM

Ginni Thomas' treasonous gunt.

by Anonymousreply 98August 12, 2023 1:35 AM

Who are the Moe, Larry and Curly of the trump clowns?

I think I’d cast Rudy as Moe, but I’m not sure about Larry and Curly.

by Anonymousreply 99August 12, 2023 1:38 AM

r99, how about Bannon for Larry?

by Anonymousreply 100August 12, 2023 2:17 AM

It's a tie between Giuliani and Kellyanne. Both are vile and entertaining in equal measures...

by Anonymousreply 101August 12, 2023 2:19 AM

Trembling Paul Gozer who has more family members who have have gone public to warn America that he's a piece of shit Nazi and to stop voting for him, than Dawson has had loads blown up his ass.

by Anonymousreply 102August 12, 2023 3:44 AM

Reading this thread it reminds me of what Trump said about hiring only the "best people."

Jesus Christ, in the entire history of the country, it's never been this bad.

by Anonymousreply 103August 12, 2023 4:22 AM

Eric and Junior or Beavis and Butthead?

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by Anonymousreply 104August 12, 2023 4:35 AM

Melania. Literally an old Slovakian hooker. A prostitute who spent almost as many nights in the White House as Jeff Gannon

by Anonymousreply 105August 12, 2023 12:57 PM

The funniest will always be Hawley running like a little bitch in heels 👠

by Anonymousreply 106August 12, 2023 1:09 PM

How in the hell could we forget fucking OMAROSA?!? That shit was so crazy.

by Anonymousreply 107August 12, 2023 8:59 PM

Kate something. The lady with the bullet necklace

by Anonymousreply 108August 12, 2023 9:41 PM

Mel is not Slovakian.

by Anonymousreply 109August 12, 2023 9:42 PM

Slovenian Slovakian Melania sucks the cockian. For cash

by Anonymousreply 110August 12, 2023 9:49 PM

I vill shoot you vith my gun, zen fly away on plane R110.

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by Anonymousreply 111August 12, 2023 9:54 PM

R77 I have to admit and it sounds terrible to say because it resulted in death but that footage of that crazy bitch running like some kind of possessed MAGA warrior trying to go through a window and getting shot is unintentionally fucking funny. What a stupid bitch.

by Anonymousreply 112August 12, 2023 9:55 PM

Hope Hicks -- Trump called her "Hopey" -- sat right outside the Oval Office. She ADVISED him!! Cabinet members stood in her office waiting to see the President. WTF?? What was her power and where does she fall in all the indictment shit? Last I heard, Harvard wanted her for some reason!

by Anonymousreply 113August 13, 2023 2:27 AM

Kari Lake. Her unhinged fawning is a sight to behold. She said she's not trying to be VP and someone as smart and powerful as Trump doesn't need a VP. She also won't leave Mar a Lago

by Anonymousreply 114August 13, 2023 6:07 AM

The cavalcade of hasbeens who suck at his pasty teat. When Kelsey Grammar is your biggest star, it's gone wrong

by Anonymousreply 115August 13, 2023 6:10 AM

Scaramouchi.

by Anonymousreply 116August 13, 2023 6:11 AM

What a clown car cavalcade hillbilly caravan of train wrecks.

by Anonymousreply 117August 13, 2023 6:31 AM

While he is a Russian plant, a convicted felon, and a traitor to America, Paul Manafort has a beautiful head of hair.

by Anonymousreply 118August 13, 2023 12:12 PM

Also, doesn't Paul Manafort have an Ostrich skin jacket or some shit like that?

by Anonymousreply 119August 13, 2023 1:34 PM

R113, Hope was quite the dab hand at the steam iron.

by Anonymousreply 120August 13, 2023 3:06 PM

R119 Yes, I think he got it from when he was working for that Ukranian president that got ousted after stealing their Treasury (If I'm remembering it right?)

by Anonymousreply 121August 13, 2023 3:15 PM

Good lord. So many shit spatters of scandals got totally lost under the sheer size of the load of dysentery diarrhea that was the Trump administration. Some mornings you'd wake up to some immoral thing that would end democrats for years only to have 3 worse stories come out by bedtime.

by Anonymousreply 122August 13, 2023 3:55 PM

Remember when reality star Omarosa became one of the REASONABLE ones that left and called out the fuckery? Reality villain Omarosa! I guess she was at least somewhat harmless, unlike Steve Bannon and Steven Miller.

by Anonymousreply 123August 13, 2023 3:57 PM

That Kaley Mclemmawhatever. Remember when her makeup artist got covid and she came out looking like garbage so that she could lie to the press about covid?

by Anonymousreply 124August 13, 2023 4:01 PM

That Michigan pollworker who came out visibly drunk to tell lies about what she saw. What was her name? I think she inspired this teeshirt

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by Anonymousreply 125August 13, 2023 4:04 PM

^ Melissa Carone, ex-stripper. She had "A AFFA-DAVID!" Another one of Rudy's star witnesses.

by Anonymousreply 126August 13, 2023 4:08 PM

Fat Tiffany and her terrible makeup. I was waiting for her Trumpface Bottom surgery and ozempic glowup, but there's just not a lot to be done there

by Anonymousreply 127August 13, 2023 4:12 PM

I just have to put in another good word for Lev and Igor.

I mean come on, one of them is names IGOR for fuck's sake. What does a stooge have to do to get some respect put on his name around here?

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by Anonymousreply 128August 13, 2023 4:14 PM

Sean Spicer was robbed of his Dancing with the Stars trophy!

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by Anonymousreply 129August 13, 2023 4:33 PM

True, R129, but he took that shirt home and he wears it on "special" nights.

by Anonymousreply 130August 13, 2023 4:36 PM

When they dressed Sean up as the easter bunny

by Anonymousreply 131August 13, 2023 4:50 PM

The idiot who thought emptying the pool into the server room was a good idea.

by Anonymousreply 132August 13, 2023 4:51 PM

The attention whoring yokels who make a beeline for a microphone at the trump rallies and say all the quiet parts out loud.

by Anonymousreply 133August 13, 2023 4:53 PM

Those mustard stained morons in St Louis who waved guns at BLM protesters and then later tried to run for office

by Anonymousreply 134August 13, 2023 4:56 PM

Odious QAnon cunt, traitor to America and our Armed Forces, and seditionist Mike Flynn, who blames the murders of the Jewish people who died at concentration camps...on the Jewish victims and not those misunderstood Nazi fellas.

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by Anonymousreply 135August 13, 2023 5:16 PM

Lara Trump had Eric Trump's cock up her cunt. For this sole reason, somehow people decided that this bitch, who had no public service or interest in same under her belt was suddenly qualified to speak repeatedly on the state of the nation.

If that's all it takes, somebody at Fox give Stormy Daniels her own show. She actually fucked Donald, for God's sake. And looks substantively less like an irate Clydesdale.

by Anonymousreply 136August 13, 2023 5:30 PM

[quote] Those mustard stained morons in St Louis who waved guns at BLM protesters and then later tried to run for office

Oh God, and they scammed/stole their big house from some poor old shmuck, too. They were mega-grifters, no wonder they tried to get into Republican politics. What was their name... Didn't we call them Bunny and Clod or something like that?

The McCloskeys! Mark and Patricia McCloskey - Mark pulled an AR-15 on the people peacefully passing by his stolen house, while Patricia was packing the much daintier and more feminine semi-automatic pistol. (Happily, I have forgotten these cunts and had to look them up to even get the names. Yay.)

by Anonymousreply 137August 13, 2023 5:47 PM

Mike Flynn is legitimately insane

by Anonymousreply 138August 13, 2023 5:49 PM

For pure stoogery that loon from Michigan, Melissa Carone. The hottest stooge was that McEntee fellow who Trump probably hired because he looked like a presidential aide you’d see on a television series.

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by Anonymousreply 139August 13, 2023 5:51 PM

If I were her right now, I’d be shitting bricks.

by Anonymousreply 140August 13, 2023 5:53 PM

See? I love days like this. Contemplating the destruction and humiliation of our enemies - Good Fucking Times!

by Anonymousreply 141August 13, 2023 5:58 PM

Remember the good old days when media people like Chuck Todd were speculating that Ivanka Trump was going to be the next Senator from Florida and Lara Trump was going to be a North Carolina Senator?

I would include folks like Chuck, Andrea Mitchell, Mika and Joe, etc. as part of the Trump stooges. They enabled him for years.

by Anonymousreply 142August 13, 2023 6:58 PM

Agree R142.

by Anonymousreply 143August 13, 2023 6:59 PM

Lin Wood is certifiable

by Anonymousreply 144August 13, 2023 7:17 PM

That one guy who made the payoff for the abortion to the Playmate 'he impregnated".

by Anonymousreply 145August 13, 2023 7:18 PM

Dr Demon Semen!

by Anonymousreply 146August 13, 2023 7:19 PM

Drunk hot mess and conman Steve Bannon

by Anonymousreply 147August 13, 2023 7:19 PM

Alex "I Harass Victims and Bereaved Families of Gun Violence Massacres For Fun" Jones

by Anonymousreply 148August 13, 2023 7:20 PM

The creepy weirdo Oathkeeper who shot his own eye out, tried to fuck his lawyer with naughty texts and is now in prison for sedition. Hope it was all worth hit.

by Anonymousreply 149August 13, 2023 7:21 PM

Speaking of Trumper idiots who humiliated themselves on Dancing with the Stars.....Rick Perry

by Anonymousreply 150August 13, 2023 7:24 PM

That fucking bald idiot who wore the Water Buffalo Lodge outfit.

by Anonymousreply 151August 13, 2023 7:27 PM

Marjorie Taylor Gunt and her terrible makeup and hair

by Anonymousreply 152August 13, 2023 7:27 PM

That pack of grifters Frontline Doctors who sold malaria medicine and horse paste to dumbasses. They always wore lab coats so that they looked official

by Anonymousreply 153August 13, 2023 7:29 PM

All the Middle Eastern Poobahs who played ball with Jared by emptying their balls and bank accounts into Jared.

by Anonymousreply 154August 13, 2023 7:39 PM

The nutty doomsday blonde preacher lady who jad a bunch of sex scandals and was probably fucking Trump

by Anonymousreply 155August 13, 2023 7:46 PM

Lol Paula White Cain Furr

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by Anonymousreply 156August 13, 2023 7:48 PM

Does John McNaughton count?

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by Anonymousreply 157August 13, 2023 7:58 PM

Wow R157…just wow!

by Anonymousreply 158August 13, 2023 8:18 PM

R157 that is physically revolting

by Anonymousreply 159August 13, 2023 8:28 PM

R157, it's amazing how tough of a military leader Fuckface von Clownstick became, considering the fact that he was a total coward who lied to dodge the draft and whose "military experience" was at a fake "military" boarding school for teenage fuck ups.

by Anonymousreply 160August 13, 2023 9:20 PM

Oh my GAWD - Paula White Cane Furr... wtf?

Of course the first time I read the title I read "Paula White CANE FACE" instead, so that was fun.

by Anonymousreply 161August 13, 2023 9:21 PM

r160 r161

by Anonymousreply 162August 13, 2023 10:39 PM

How has this fine, medical mind not yet been mentioned?

"Doctor Who Warned of Demon Sex and Touts COVID Conspiracies Speaking at Trump Event

"Demonic spirits cause health problems, period," Dr. Stella Immanuel told VICE News. "Sex with demons is a very biblical concept.""

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by Anonymousreply 163August 13, 2023 11:14 PM

Don't forget about me! If you do, I might do something VIOLENT! I'm so studly like that!

"The MAGA Trashiest Police Report in History

Is Corey Lewandowski a murderer or does he just pretend he is to get chicks?"

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by Anonymousreply 164August 13, 2023 11:18 PM

I'm getting indicted for Trump this week, y'all. All muh dignity that was left to give, I gave that man. I gave him everything!

by Anonymousreply 165August 13, 2023 11:22 PM

I had sex with a demon once.

He was, somewhat predictably, hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 166August 13, 2023 11:26 PM

Lindsey is the prettiest of the Trump stooges. The true Magnolia Belle of the GOP

by Anonymousreply 167August 13, 2023 11:46 PM

"Sherri Tenpenny, the Ohio medical doctor once said that COVID vaccines are creating "quantum entanglement" between those who take them...the State Medical Board of Ohio suspended Sherri Tenpenny's medical license."

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by Anonymousreply 168August 14, 2023 2:11 AM

GENERAL Mike Flynn. Too bad for all the military people who served with him. I wonder how many recognized his grift-y personality and ignored it to get ahead themselves. Fuck 'em all.

by Anonymousreply 169August 14, 2023 2:24 AM

Sean Hannity. How soes this fat fuck live on? He stole from veterans for Christ's sake

by Anonymousreply 170August 14, 2023 12:23 PM

Conservatives LOVE being the victims of grifters like Hannity, Trump, and Bannon, them blaming Democrats for being broke.

Hannity is just giving those fuckwits what they want so I'm sure he sleeps like a rock.

by Anonymousreply 171August 14, 2023 12:58 PM

Ben Shapiro and all the internet douchebags who carry piss jugs for Trump

by Anonymousreply 172August 15, 2023 1:18 AM

In a similar vein to R172, who is that Nazi guy who had lunch with Fuckface and Kanye?

It's Nick! Nick Fuentes!

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by Anonymousreply 173August 15, 2023 1:29 AM

Ted Cruz. Whose entire family was insulted by Trump. All while Ted sucks the piss out of Trump's dirty diapers

by Anonymousreply 174August 15, 2023 1:35 AM

Nick Fuentes is busy making bigoted comments about Tanya Chutkan, the judge in the Trump D.C case. Asshole.

by Anonymousreply 175August 15, 2023 1:41 AM

Which of the Trump stooges will get indicted tonight? Any guesses?

by Anonymousreply 176August 15, 2023 2:05 AM

Here's lovely Caitlyn Jenner with Lara Trump at Bedminster (apparently very recent?) Madame Vice President Jenner?

link is to x twt

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by Anonymousreply 177August 15, 2023 2:07 AM

Powell, Jenna Ellis, Rudy...all indicted

by Anonymousreply 178August 15, 2023 3:13 AM

Don't forget former porn star Misty Beethoven, she's indicted too!

by Anonymousreply 179August 15, 2023 3:39 AM

Leaving up evidence of the crime:

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by Anonymousreply 180August 15, 2023 4:01 AM

I hope there is a least a little hysterical crying and a need for LEO to tackle a couple of the recently indicted19 THUGS for the noon, Friday deadline that Fulton County has just set.

Brad Parscale's arrest video needs some competition, is all I'm saying!

by Anonymousreply 181August 15, 2023 10:30 AM

Laura Loomer with her Saw Puppet face. Her trying to flirt with that neo nazi saying she had "An Ashkenazi IQ and tits" will never not make me laugh

by Anonymousreply 182August 15, 2023 5:08 PM

Oh my god, R182, how did I miss that one?!?

by Anonymousreply 183August 15, 2023 6:53 PM

R182, to make things funnier, the cunt claims she never drinks. If that's the case, that's what she acts like when she's sober.

I have never seen a man turn gay in real time, but that video captures the precise moment when it occurs.

by Anonymousreply 184August 15, 2023 6:56 PM

oops

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by Anonymousreply 185August 25, 2023 1:12 PM

Disrobed, oh no!

by Anonymousreply 186August 25, 2023 1:44 PM

R.I.S.E.

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by Anonymousreply 187August 25, 2023 2:14 PM

^ is Sarah going to be running head on into battle leading the MAGA crew is she? I doubt it....all talk no action.

by Anonymousreply 188August 25, 2023 7:00 PM

Sarah Palin looks strung the fuck out.

by Anonymousreply 189August 25, 2023 8:03 PM

We need to "rise up" and smack the shit out of that fucking snowbilly freak and put her in prison for fomenting insurrection and sedition.

I can see Russia from her cell.

by Anonymousreply 190August 25, 2023 8:11 PM

[quote] Sarah Palin looks strung the fuck out

Somebody has to keep the Wasilla meth dealers employed.

by Anonymousreply 191August 25, 2023 8:17 PM

My favorite? Has to be Donnie, Jr. hands down. His videos are priceless.

by Anonymousreply 192August 25, 2023 8:32 PM

Very disappointed in the 19 GOP Georgian pre-trial felons who all turned themselves in for booking and mugshots, on time. Not a one of them ran or caused the LEO to tackle them!

by Anonymousreply 193August 27, 2023 1:09 PM

My God but it’s been a long 8 years since Fuck Face rode that escalator! Who can pick a top clown in this Clown Show from hell? It’s such a smorgasbord. I see your Steve Bannon and raise you a Stephen Miller? It’s a losers game.

Reading through this thread has been both stomach-churning and hilarious. I’m learning to be grateful for the small things. Like the fact that I haven’t had my brain turn to mush by the likes of Jefferson Sessions or Betsy DeVos for a few years now..

But here’s the thing. The man has been out of office for almost 3 years now and STILL there’s a constant parade of loons, insurrectionists, fanatics and sycophants polluting our minds, clogging up our newsfeeds, draining our pocketbooks and shredding our democracy. I mostly just want off the ride.

by Anonymousreply 194August 27, 2023 6:14 PM

Well there's only one real way off of this ride completely, dear, and we all know what it is.

Send us a ghostly visitation from the other side when you get there.

Can we have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 195August 28, 2023 1:15 AM

[quote] I think that's an interesting idea!

--Dr. Birx, responding to Trump's suggestion to inject bleach and put ultraviolet light up the asshole to cure Covid

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by Anonymousreply 196August 28, 2023 1:23 AM

Off topic, but not worth starting another thread... Trump's Truth Social account tonight has retweeted about a dozen moronic memes. This is one of my favorites (I don't know if it'll show up).

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by Anonymousreply 197August 28, 2023 1:26 AM

R195 You can absolutely have all my stuff!. All it is is a box full of Anti-Trump campaign buttons and some yellowing Washington Posts, but you’re welcome to it!

by Anonymousreply 198August 28, 2023 1:37 AM

My sister-in-law gave me a button a few years ago: "In your guts..you know he's nuts." with a picture of Donnie with a moronic look on his face.

by Anonymousreply 199August 28, 2023 2:50 AM

That's an OLD button slogan from Barry Goldwater.

by Anonymousreply 200August 28, 2023 2:55 AM

Bringing it back around to MY favorite --Brad Parscale-- who was once Trump's campaign's Digital Director and also on the board at Data Trust-conservative voter file/data management firm that had an exclusive data-sharing agreement with the RNC...a firm that accidentally leaked the personal details of ~200 million Americans. The data leak contained personal information on approximately 61% of the US population.

If only those LEOs had tackled him more than once!

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by Anonymousreply 201September 5, 2023 11:01 AM

Parscale is truly a worthy nominee for Fave Trump Stooge!

I will stubbornly stick with Lev & Igor who count as one team-stooge. I can't pass on a stooge named Igor.

by Anonymousreply 202September 5, 2023 7:43 PM

Sebastian Gorka. Hungarian garbage sack who wore his dad's nazi medal to the inauguration and then got worse from there.

by Anonymousreply 203September 5, 2023 8:04 PM

God, I'd forgotten all about Seb Gorka. I called him Gorky Park after some old spy novel I read once.

His pompous bullshit was massive and stupifying. He lies about his background and qualifications. He's a super-shady operator and a rank opportunist. He's also a wannabe Nazi and a real fascist.

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by Anonymousreply 204September 5, 2023 8:46 PM

The one who was morbidly obese and screamed at the NPR reporter

by Anonymousreply 205September 5, 2023 8:49 PM

Sidney Powell looks pretty in her mug shot.

by Anonymousreply 206September 8, 2023 4:59 PM

It's been fun watching Navarro get trolled with signs

by Anonymousreply 207September 8, 2023 5:05 PM

Favorite as in favorite to hate and make fun of? Hands down it's Giuliani. His post 9/11 comeuppance is legendary. An absolutely breathtaking fall. And he"s still dropping! I love it.

by Anonymousreply 208September 8, 2023 5:34 PM

Why are they all so rumpled, greasy and dirty looking? Ill fitting clothes, the haircuts of a mass shooter, fat in weird places and the women all look they're trying out for a day shift stripper position. I thought Nazis were supposed to dress a little sharper

by Anonymousreply 209September 8, 2023 6:48 PM

Fredo. He's so delightfully worthless. Just don't say a " Hail Mary" while fishing, Fredo.

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by Anonymousreply 210September 8, 2023 8:40 PM

Eric at a Trump family dinner.

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by Anonymousreply 211September 8, 2023 8:42 PM

Lara Trump. She looks like she'd bite your dick off.

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by Anonymousreply 212September 8, 2023 9:30 PM

Omarosa. How has she not written a book?

by Anonymousreply 213September 8, 2023 10:54 PM

At the risk of stating the obvious, R213...

by Anonymousreply 214September 8, 2023 11:55 PM

^they all use ghost writers, idiot.

by Anonymousreply 215September 9, 2023 12:04 AM

Kimbo Guilfoyle - so desperate to be in the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 216September 9, 2023 2:25 AM

Mike Pillow is good for laughs.

by Anonymousreply 217September 9, 2023 2:38 AM

See when you said "stooge" that made me instantly think of Donnie. He is definitely a favorite.

by Anonymousreply 218September 9, 2023 2:40 AM

But were any of the aforementioned invited to dine at Donnie's exclusive "Summer White House" with him and his potential running mate, Ye, and then say stuff like this?

Behold! The face of the next gen Republican party!

"White nationalist Nick Fuentes wishes that China would invade New York City and start treating Black people like it treats the Uyghurs by killing them and putting them in concentration camps."

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by Anonymousreply 219September 9, 2023 2:49 AM

Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 220September 9, 2023 12:59 PM

The short bus gang.

by Anonymousreply 221September 9, 2023 1:13 PM

Mitch McConnell and his wife. They count as a Trump stooge bargain, 2-for-1

by Anonymousreply 222September 16, 2023 12:49 AM

That guy with the lamprey mouth and his pathological wife. Didn't they steal millions?

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by Anonymousreply 223September 21, 2023 4:39 PM

Hopefully this potato-faced cunt Sydney Powell will get the same sentence as that other potato-faced cunt Sydney Powell.

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by Anonymousreply 224September 21, 2023 5:48 PM

It's so funny how to a man and woman every Trumper is such trash to the bone. It makes me really question the morals of the average workaday Trumper. Like they're for sure racist and dumb as shit, but are they also rapists, pedos, and robbers?

by Anonymousreply 225September 21, 2023 8:55 PM

R225 You're making many assumptions. MAGAs aren't stupid people, they're just fed up with not being on the good end of the government trough. It boils done to greed.

by Anonymousreply 226September 21, 2023 11:11 PM

In what world are MAGAs not on the "good end of the government trough"? The ones who aren't sucking up blue state money through welfare and medicaid are doing so through tax breaks and subsidies for their businesses and gas guzzlers. Don't believe the line that MAGAs are just honest (white) folks who feel "left behind."

by Anonymousreply 227September 22, 2023 12:53 AM

R226 Nope. Try again. You’re clearly looking past the Magats that are really, really, CERTIFIABLY stupid. And also racist. And super dumb. And slow-witted. Oh and the ones who are just merely simpletons.

The flat-earthers, the crazy Christians, the anti-vaxxers, the Nazis and the seditionists, the anti-education brigade, and the Faux News followers. All Magats. Greed is just one of their many… umm, traits.

by Anonymousreply 228September 22, 2023 7:11 AM

Republican strategists long ago realized they could weaponize "low information voters." It almost has nothing to do with income. Some are lower income, some, many are middle income, etc. These are people who have no basic comprehension of government. As I pointed out earlier, my Tea Party neighbor who was waiting for her Medicare prescription drug coverage. And believe me she'd be the first to scream "Socialist!" at any Democrat in her vicinity. They go along with the jargon, the sloganeering, and the theories and the bullshit they are fed by Fox News, and earlier, by Rush Limbaugh and his successors. And since the ascendance of the internet, they have become more effective in their propagandizing. Add to this the active, deliberate disinformation campaign co-sponsored by the Russians, and we have a huge shit mess on our hands. These are grievance voters. Those of us who have worked in politics and government have studied voter behavior for decades. We have designed the polling instruments, sat behind the glass mirror watching the focus groups, and formulated our media presentations based on voter behavior. Roger Ailes, who worked as a minor functionary in Nixon's White House, knew that Fear, and Grievances work. Dividing people works. and that is what they do. That is all they do.That is how they get people to vote against themselves.

by Anonymousreply 229September 22, 2023 3:13 PM
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