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We’ve misgendered her!
Dollface thread.
A massive and notoriously mischievous black bear has been captured after more than a year on the run following a string of break-ins in California.
The 500lbs (227kg) bear, known to fans as Hank the Tank, is believed to have broken into 21 homes in the Lake Tahoe area since 2022.
Hank - who is actually a female bear registered as 64F - will be moved to a sanctuary in Colorado.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 29, 2025 3:18 AM |
Sweetie Dollface and smart, too! Maybe she'll find a nice fella at the sanctuary. ❤ 🍯
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 8, 2023 1:40 AM |
What are its pronouns?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 8, 2023 3:48 AM |
Is this the bear that mourned his dignity after trying on too small suits?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 8, 2023 3:55 AM |
Is this the bear that sat down on top of the dessert table at a wedding reception and was eating the wedding cake and all the cannolis?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 8, 2023 9:32 AM |
That was in Colorado.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 8, 2023 10:05 AM |
I would have spent good cash to have Colorado bear at my wedding. It seemed like the best party favor!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 9, 2023 2:35 AM |
He's a rebel and he'll never ever be any good.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 9, 2023 2:50 AM |
Will the sanctuary put her on Ozempic?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 9, 2023 2:52 AM |
"He," r10?! Get your shit together!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 9, 2023 2:53 AM |
She’s so beautiful. I love bears!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 9, 2023 4:16 AM |
[quote]"He," R10?! Get your shit together!
Bears get very upset when their stated pronouns aren't respected.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 9, 2023 7:34 AM |
[quoteHank will now be cared for at a Colorado animal sanctuary, and her cubs will go to a rehabilitation center in California to see whether they can be released back into the wild, according to the department.
Hey - great idea! They'll create even more mayhem.
Like mother, like son.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 9, 2023 10:52 AM |
^ Sadly, a bare minimum understanding of genetics at r15.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 28, 2025 11:06 PM |
That certainly looks like more than 500 lbs. to me, Hank. We need to be transparent before we discuss weight-loss strategies!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 28, 2025 11:15 PM |
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 28, 2025 11:35 PM |
He’s adorable
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 28, 2025 11:37 PM |
This bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 28, 2025 11:39 PM |
Typical.
You gays fawn over this creature, yet you have nothing but mean things to see about the similarly built and hairy Marjorie Taylor Greene!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 28, 2025 11:40 PM |
Patty the Panzer now that we now the bear is female.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 28, 2025 11:43 PM |
She’s more delicate looking than My Fat Daughter.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 28, 2025 11:44 PM |
Maybe they should shoot her with Ozempic darts.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 28, 2025 11:49 PM |
Those free-loadin bears!!
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