Tim Tales

I hate. It's impalement porn, a huge turnoff.

It's a shame, because some of the guys on the site are physically hot.

Tim, however, is one of the most boring performers I've ever seen.

Alternate thread caption: "Tell us you're a whore bottom with a gaping hole without saying it plainly."

I agree about Tim. I love the site but he's my least favorite. Impalement porn. I love that phrase. Ethan Metz is my favorite. Strictly trade but always throws a good fuck.

It is one of the few porn sites with realistic fucking with hot men. Whenever he does have a twink on his site, it's only to get destroyed by a huge cock, which is incredibly hot. I also agree that Tim is kind of boring, especially for being German.

They had one guy fucking Dean Young on there. It is quite possibly the best porn scene ever made.

R4 Uh, no, there's nothing about Tim Tales that says "realistic fucking."

[uote] Tim, however, is one of the most boring performers I've ever seen.

I love his look but yes, agree, there is no "there" there, very boring.

[quote]there's nothing about Tim Tales that says "realistic fucking."

Then you haven't been doing it right. 😉😉

When Tim has a connection with a guy it's enjoyable to watch but a lot of the time it's just going through the motions.

And when the videos are hung tops using a hole it gets boring very quickly, but when it's a hung top giving a bottom what he needs then yeah it's well made.

It peaked about 2 or 3 years ago. And it was very exciting and nasty when they found bottoms who said - sure show my prolapse! John Thomas an example. But there is a sameness in recent years. I enjoyed watching their home studios get more luxurious over the years.

The problem is now there isn't much energy between the performers. Sometimes but not often. This applies to all porn, of course. I'm into big dicks but I want to see the bottom THRILLED to be serving it and then spent and fulfilled afterward.

I just don't get turned on by porn that looks more like a proctological exam than actual sex and where the bottom looks like he can't wait for the painful exam to be over.

Tim is the epitome of a hung top. He basically says "here it is now do something with it."

[quote]They had one guy fucking Dean Young on there. It is quite possibly the best porn scene ever made.

I will second this. One of the best scenes ever. That Dean Young is quite a find.

Tim worked as a rent boy for years after he started making money on his porn company, and he bottoms for £$ and pleasure.

Does he still have the partner/husband who did all the photography in the early years?

I've seen some of it, but it invariably looks great for the top, not so great for the bottom which makes me uncomfortable and - ergo - not hot.

Does he still work as a rent man? and where? I would pay.

Favorite tops: Caio, Roxas, Franklin x3!, Hugo, Igor, Jamal, Eduardo, Devon x3!, Fostter, BigDickDaddy, Sly, Esteban x3!,

Franklin is fug yet sexy and has beautiful junk and great loads. Devon is a cute and tight little package with improbably gigantic cock. Esteban was the sleaziest character since Igor on Machofucker and probably on the spectrum but early on when he was skinny he knew how to fuck. Caio = Apollon! Fostter Riviera = perfect thick missile cock.

who is the skinny Brazillian guy with a baby arm for a cock?

Robert Royale seemed interesting so I watched some of his social media and interviews during the Covid pandemic. He's thoughtful and super arty bohemian. He kind of fizzled out as a porn actor. The other tattooed freak Maksim Orlov has a super sexy face and gorgeous huge cock but doesn't seem energetic about his porn "career".

Just the one, r18? Do you mean the super skinny Eduardo Picasso, who never did bareback during his Tim Tale years? Or the new one Igor Silva perhaps?

[quote] Then you haven't been doing it right. 😉😉

Bitch, those bottoms have to be drugged out of their minds to take the poundings in a TimTales video. Even then most of them still appear to be in pain, not esctasy.

Bottoms can take huge cocks with pleasure but they need to know how to open the second door to the colon. AND the top needs to know how to position the bottom and excite and motivate him to give it all up. For example, watch John Thomas take them.

R22 Gosh, this all sounds sexy (excuses himself to barf).

John Thomas should give a Ted Talk. You can also add Dean Young, Joaquin Santana, and Bastian Karim as panelists.

I sorta lost interest in porn around the time that clip of a bunch of guys forcing a bottom's head underwater started being feted as hot. I guess I'm just wired differently.

Most tops at Timtales are hot, but some bottoms are not. Roxas Caelum and Gustavo Cruz are versatile, and they had bottomed at OF, but they're still strict tops at Timtales. I'd be happy if Roxas or Gustavo bottom up at TT.

Sadly, Dean Young only did a few scenes on Tim Tales. Joaquin can certainly take impressive dicks, but he always seems so disengaged. John Thomas, on the other hand, you can tell that he just loves being fucked which is such a turn-on.

Dean…a naughty Irish leprechaun

They found most of their Brazilian tops by dragging a $20 bill through a Favela and seeing who came out of their shack.

anyone have a link to Dean's magically delicious scene?

Google is your☘️

The Dean Young scene. I don't know if this link will work here.

My favorite bottom is Bastian. He loves the cock, cute as hell, and don't hate more for this, always stoned out of his mind. Almost incapacitated. Yet you can still see his love for monster cock. Yes I know the stoned thing I like is disgusting, I do feel ashamed, but it's porn. Yes I know I'm going to hell.

More Bastian LOL

I think Bastian is a good bottom, he's just chill.

I want to know what porn the sling is from.

I LOVE TimTales. I do agree, that while I think Tim is attractive, has that HUGE cock, and puts bottoms through the wringer at times, he is boring for some reason. Yep, I think Esteban is on the spectrum as the way he moves and looks, etc. but can still throw a good f-ck. One of the best scenes is Lex's DP Pool Party. Lex Vargas is the bottom. Also love Valdo Smith, Jason Luna. I want to hear the bottom at least being a bit uncomfortable or ecstatic (though I tend to like uncomfortable better), otherwise I think they are barely conscious. Remember Henrik Sommer? There was one scene with CutlerX and some young twink named Phillipp. Phillipp must have been way drugged as he is emotionless and neither in pain nor pleasure. Impossible for his size age and with CutlerX as the top.

I have to say that I feel a bit guilty liking this somewhat sadistic porn site, but obviously I'm not the only one.

I know that I'm going to hell, but I love to watch a little twink like Dean Young just be destroyed by a big dicked top or multiple tops.

To hell with you!

Alex Roman passed through TT. He's the king of expressionless bottom fuck hole for giant cock. Since leaving TT, Alex has perfected a dead eyed stare directly into the camera lens while he is being prolapsed. I find it hypnotic and existential. Alex has beautiful skin and is cute and even has a big cock and has dabbled in straight porn. But his gay porn persona is 100% fuckhole, an alien like inert creature.

R37 you are misremembering. That scene was years ago and featured condom! Philippe winces quite a bit. Hardly like the pure expressionless fuckholes that have come after him.

[quote]It's impalement porn, a huge turnoff.

Well said r1. Sometimes I am in the mood for that, but not always. But that is always the TimTales brand, we need this top to just mindlessly plow the bottom as hard as possible. It can almost be like fucking a flesh light.

The total lack of any real lust in most of those videos makes them very boring. Most of the guys look like they're bored to tears and want to get it done as fast as possible so they can go do something fun. I think most of the bottoms have been bored out by huge cocks so much they no longer even have any feeling down there. And I'll never understand sex scenes where the guys either whisper everything to each other or say nothing at all. I like a lot of hot dirty talk in my porn.

More luck they are higher than the highest kite…

Like or luck 🤷🏻‍♂️

R41 You're correct. I guess I never watched the part with Phillipp on his stomach, I usually prefer to skip to when they are on their backs to get a better view of their faces. He did wince a lot in the beginning.

And how could I forget Alex Roman. I never knew he did straight porn! I find his porn kind of boring as no expression nor vocal.

It's all too mechanical.... everyone looks bored or comatose and there is no chemistry between any of the performers. They make huge cocks look boring.

Yeah. You'd have to drive a truck up Alex's ass for him to feel anything. Someone once said his whole looks like an old, stretched out tube sock that you are about to throw away when the top is done with him. Don't know what he is ingesting or spreading on his ass to not feel the tree trunks going up his ass.

Bastian and Sir Peter in the sling scene. GREAT scene. Sir Peter is one of the best tops ever and Bastian is awake and moans a little.

R48 any or all of G, K and T—in random order. Usually G, as it can produce that “out of body” experience as to any real pain or discomfort. T shows up as to sweaty and messy on video.

Jesus h alex takes two cocks up his ass

If they made it "Timmy Tales" I'd be more interested.

In that one Alex moans a tiny bit and grimaces a bit when he gets the two anacondas. Very impressive prolapse.

r32 grazie

Starting at about 7 minutes in Dean was throwing it back. Kudos.

[quote] If they made it "Timmy Tales" I'd be more interested.

Timmy!

Those holes must echo.

Talk about throwing a 12 pound unopened deli chub of bologna down the hallway...

Speaking of Tim, Timmy Chalamet has the size and look of a Tim Tales bottom. If Willy Wonka bombs Timmy can do the parody porn version for Tim Tales.

Wouldn’t tap that with a 10 inch pole…no mattter how much G or T

Yes big fan OP. TIM is fucking hot.

[quote]They found most of their Brazilian tops by dragging a $20 bill through a Favela and seeing who came out of their shack.

Bitch stole my technique!

I love all Diego Mattos topping scenes. He has an amazing cock.

Yes very hot R62.

What do you all think of Axxl Mart?

He has an ugly dick

Does anyone follow Henrik Sommer on Twitter? He's become a total meth trainwreck with schizophrenia on top for good measure. I kind of always admired his sexual appetite and skills.

Yes OP - very hot porn. Hot actors and good raunchy sex.

R66, love Henrik Summer especially now that he is in full meth psychosis. The fights with his mom, the street life, the temporary but unsuccessful rebounds back to healthy living... I love to see a whore burn to the ground.

It's Sommer R68. He's quite the whore!

No gag reflex on that guy🤷🏻‍♂️

those whores are sexy

One man's impalement is another man's pinky insertion.

I once paid for a month subscription. There was enough content to make it worth it, but I've never had the urge to go back. There's some hot stuff, but it gets repetitive and somehow "old" even though I'm still watching porn elsewhere. I think I liked it more for the full access to the screen shots/pics than the actual videos. Also, what's with the consistently gaping assholes? Yeah, guys who are continually getting pounded with big cocks and toys may be gaping. But there's plenty of porn with huge dicks where that isn't the case. They could get "fresher" bottoms.

I like the gape, but yeah, when i subscribed it did get formulaic after a while

[quote]What do you all think of Axxl Mart?

I buy all of my car parts there.

Question: what do you when you don't have any talent whatsoever and the charisma of a piece of Styrofoam?

Deacon Philippe's reply: you get your clothes off and yet, nobody cares.

At least his father was handsome and only started getting naked after it became clear that he is a mediocre actor. Apparently, Deacon is too talentless and lazy to show the world that his acting ability is severely limited, not to mention that he isn't handsome at all.

Deacon did a Tim Tsles?! Link pls.

He didn't do a Tim Tales

Tell that to the off the beaten track R76

Is there a Tammy Tales where Tom Cruise bottoms in every scene?

Yes. Real life.

There’s no spark; no warmth, no realness. It’s mechanical.

More scenes, less chit chat

not in front of MY salad