She says she just started her period and she is so excited.
My niece is spending the weekend with me
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 26, 2024 10:01 PM |
Lies.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 5, 2023 4:13 PM |
I'll take "Things that Never Happened" for a thousand, Alex.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 5, 2023 4:14 PM |
R2 no but I sent a text to my sister letting her know she needs to be put on the pill ASAP
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 5, 2023 4:14 PM |
Teen women are pretty insane. Excellent boy bait too. birth control yes. Boys will be showing up give them a coaster and a condom.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 5, 2023 4:18 PM |
[quote]Teen women are pretty insane. Excellent boy bait too. birth control yes. Boys will be showing up give them a coaster and a condom.
Where can I hire a niece?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 5, 2023 4:20 PM |
Are you making chicken à la king?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 5, 2023 4:25 PM |
Give her a pair of those special panties that absorb blood.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 5, 2023 4:25 PM |
Bargain basement bait boys blowout.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 5, 2023 4:45 PM |
Will you be sharing your Midol with her OP?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 5, 2023 4:51 PM |
This is a Judy Bloom plot for the 21st century.
“Are you there Uncle Bottom? It’s me, Margaret.”
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 5, 2023 4:59 PM |
Are you going to encourage her to perfect the art of period sex?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 5, 2023 5:01 PM |
If you’re not in a liberal state. tell her congratulations! Her personhood belongs to the Federalist society now.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 5, 2023 5:16 PM |
As must be you, OP. No one wants an incest baby.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 5, 2023 5:26 PM |
Plug it up!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 5, 2023 5:29 PM |
OP is Aunt Carpet Muncher
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 5, 2023 5:32 PM |
Pray, Woman, We'll Pray!!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 5, 2023 5:32 PM |
Will your neighbor's son, Joel, be smitten, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 5, 2023 5:47 PM |
I’m going to put birth control pills in her cereal tomorrow. Gives a whole new meaning to Lucky Charms.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 5, 2023 5:49 PM |
I can’t imagine pissing blood for 40 yrs.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 5, 2023 6:01 PM |
In case you find yourself at a loss for words OP
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 5, 2023 6:10 PM |
R20, in all fairness, women only bleed for around a tenth of the month, so it’s only 4 years over 40.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 5, 2023 6:24 PM |
Maybe more like 5, but the point still stands.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 5, 2023 6:25 PM |
I'm already feeling "Slumber Party" in the responses.
One that's over.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 5, 2023 6:42 PM |
She’s shopping online for pads as we speak. I’m not kidding she thinks having a period is some sort of special event in her life. I’m just like oh my God..
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 5, 2023 9:29 PM |
[quote]She’s shopping online for pads as we speak.
Wait, she's shopping for apartments because she got her period?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 5, 2023 9:33 PM |
Does she dance lewdly for the boys during lunch period? For a quarter?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 5, 2023 9:47 PM |
OP, make sure you have chocolate in the house.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 5, 2023 10:41 PM |
My sister just came and got her. She caused me to have a migraine this morning. Thank God for Nurtec.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 6, 2023 5:49 PM |
she was a bitch the whole weekend. i'm sorry for saying it but it's true.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 6, 2023 7:31 PM |
I spent some time with her today because my sister called me up this morning all upset because Brigette was refusing to go to work. Apparently her boss called her mom, my sister, and said if she continues to not come to work they’ll have to remove her from the schedule. In other words she’s gonna get fired. It’s not a great job by any stretch of the imagination but at least it’s a job with flexibile hours that she requires. Anyway , I drove over to my sisters home and Brigette was in her room watching tv. I asked her to please go to work tomorrow otherwise she will likely lose her job. She replied “I’ll pray about it”. That’s all I could get out of her. Ugh. I get dragged into the drama because I’m a peacekeeper. Sometimes I don’t know what to do as they have serious mother/daughter issues related to communication.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 26, 2024 8:27 PM |
OP is now on the same cycle.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 26, 2024 8:32 PM |
R25 she's shopping for pads ONLINE? Is there no drugstore near her house?
As a girl when you start getting you're period you feel proud and happy and excited. That lasts about a year. So be lucky she's just starting.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 26, 2024 8:41 PM |
Ruination Thread.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 26, 2024 8:42 PM |
First comes the smell... then the boys come sniffin' around. Pray with me, woman!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 26, 2024 8:52 PM |
[quote]As a girl when you start getting you're period you feel proud and happy and excited.
r34 Bull. Shit.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 26, 2024 9:03 PM |
Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret’s gay uncle!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 26, 2024 9:12 PM |
my niece recently got the talk at school about period's, her new favourite phase is 'heavy flow', she's a smart ass but cute as hell with it!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 26, 2024 9:21 PM |
[quote]My niece is spending the weekend with me. She says she just started her period and she is so excited.
Perfect time to break out that new chastity belt.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 26, 2024 9:27 PM |
R37 I see you're bullshit and raise you 10 bullshits
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 26, 2024 9:58 PM |
I asked why she wont go to work and her response was “they’re all a bunch of liars”
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 26, 2024 10:01 PM |