1. Is this the only film in human history where the enormous much-desired outcome is getting the onset of a period, which is then greeted ecstatically? (Well, other than "Jill Learns about Periods," of course.)
2. Nancy was a mean lying bitch. Why didn't Margaret and the other girls jettison her?
3. Was the actress who played Laura 25? They should have just hired Gabrielle Carteris.
4. Were we to understand that Margaret's mother married his father primarily because he was one sexy hairy Jew with an enormous dick?
5. Did those poor girls ever increase their busts? They worried and talked about it so much, and yet it never happened.