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My rescue dog seems to think my boyfriend is HIS boyfriend

How can I tell him to back off! Keep your paws off my man?? I've tried but he doesn't seem to get the message.

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by Anonymousreply 29August 4, 2023 2:47 PM

cute dog. Now show us the bf.

by Anonymousreply 1August 4, 2023 1:36 AM

They follow strength and calm. The dog has made their choice, mate.

by Anonymousreply 2August 4, 2023 1:39 AM

cute bf. Now show us the dog.

by Anonymousreply 3August 4, 2023 1:40 AM

Doll Face thread

by Anonymousreply 4August 4, 2023 1:40 AM

That's not my dog, but a dog that looks just like him.

by Anonymousreply 5August 4, 2023 1:42 AM

Thread fail R5.

by Anonymousreply 6August 4, 2023 1:44 AM

I did find a photo of r6

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by Anonymousreply 7August 4, 2023 1:45 AM

Maybe a couple drive bys of the old shelter will give him a new perspective.

by Anonymousreply 8August 4, 2023 1:49 AM

Clearly your dog thinks your boyfriend is the alpha dog in the pack.

I guess that means you're a big ol' bottom.

by Anonymousreply 9August 4, 2023 1:50 AM

They’re having an affair OP. Read the room and keep out of their way.

by Anonymousreply 10August 4, 2023 2:16 AM

He backs off if I make him wear a shirt (my rescue dog, that is). Is it wrong to make him wear a shirt?

by Anonymousreply 11August 4, 2023 2:19 AM

You in danger, OP

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by Anonymousreply 12August 4, 2023 2:19 AM

Awww, he is cute

by Anonymousreply 13August 4, 2023 2:21 AM

Is he a rescue dog?

by Anonymousreply 14August 4, 2023 2:24 AM

It isn't OP's dog R13. Just some random dog OP found on google who looks like his "dog".

by Anonymousreply 15August 4, 2023 2:25 AM

R15, that's right. My dog looks a lot hornier than the dog in the picture.

by Anonymousreply 16August 4, 2023 2:41 AM

That dog at OP looks like my dog when he was younger. Now he's old and blind with cataracts.

by Anonymousreply 17August 4, 2023 3:06 AM

[quote]Now he's old and blind with cataracts.

So is OP R17.

by Anonymousreply 18August 4, 2023 3:07 AM

Well, you've posted a picture of a dog that looks like yours; why not post a picture of a guy that looks like yours?

by Anonymousreply 19August 4, 2023 4:04 AM

There are no pictures because THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

by Anonymousreply 20August 4, 2023 4:28 AM

You don't even have a real dog, you have a "toy dog"?

by Anonymousreply 21August 4, 2023 5:02 AM

R21, are you saying my rescue dog is too small to please my.man? I think so too. But he won't listen and keeps licking him.

by Anonymousreply 22August 4, 2023 6:40 AM

Lame EST. Ridiculous troll.

by Anonymousreply 23August 4, 2023 6:44 AM

Algonquin?

by Anonymousreply 24August 4, 2023 7:48 AM

r23 = jealous and a hater.

by Anonymousreply 25August 4, 2023 10:47 AM

Jealous of a dog? Really?

by Anonymousreply 26August 4, 2023 2:00 PM

R22 The boyfriend is licking the dog?

Does creamed corn and a younger sister appear later in this story?

by Anonymousreply 27August 4, 2023 2:39 PM

I'd hide cameras in the house. They might be having an affair under your very eyes.

by Anonymousreply 28August 4, 2023 2:46 PM

^^^I mean nose, under your very nose.

by Anonymousreply 29August 4, 2023 2:47 PM
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