Uglier than ever, Tori Spelling and kids staying in campervan

Another plug for her attempt at another “realty” show.

Hard pass.

i do not know if people realize that next to Angelina Jolie in her prime who was noTORIous for this, Tori Spelling reports nearly every moment she steps out of the house to the paps. This is the first one in awhile where I am "iffy".. I suspect she goes as far to look dumpy and act SURPRISED so these staged opps look natural...

R2.

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I want the candids of Gabrielle Carteris in the nursing home.

Because I asked 43 times before: Why can’t she get a job?

Her kids are living squalor.

How soon before she drives them off a cliff?

I really hope that this isn't a stunt. If it is then this is a rotten way to use your kids to get attention.

If she really is broke then she has nobody to blame but herself. I think Candy has just had enough.

Where's Dean? Those are his children.

I think she makes this all public to shame Candy.

Apparently Candy offered her a home but Tori chose to grift camping into a TV show...well, pap shoots at least.

I hope she doesn't run out of blonde hair dye. She'll lose her mind.

She was armed with plenty of snacks - including a large multipack box of Doritos and Cheetos

Is Tori a feeder?

How do people know she’s not just camping?

What if her kids all get head lice?

“she steps out of the house to the paps…”

Camper!

Is la Spelling only covered by shitty conservative rags? Link better, cunt.

Where is the oldest boy? I don't think we've seen him for a while.

One girl is just huge. What happened to her? I’m sure poor Candy is just mortified.

Yes I'm sure she's crying into 1000 dollar bills.

Maybe they can take their show on the road and do a 2020s remake of the Partridge Family?

Are they on vacation or are they homeless?

R23 I see multiple everyday id like to ask that question to!

How did I not know that Candy Spelling is a writer worth hundreds of millions? Why won't she buy her grandkids a fucking house to live in?

“How? How could this happen, how could you humiliate me this way? I am ashamed to be your mother!”

It's all so weird isn't it R24. Like others have said - why don't they buy her/the grandkids a house to live in for stability if she's homeless. It seems cruel to punish the grandkids.

Forgot to say how horrifying her face looks! Like different, non-matching parts have been assembled from other faces. That's terrible.

R18, suck it up.

Cunt.

Ye gods, she looks like she just crawled out of a dumpster with that horrible green outfit. And the kids look like hillbilly trash from central casting. Nice try, Tori!

I agree with R10– she’s trying to manipulate Candy to fork over some $$$$.

The jumbo bags of Doritos and Cheetos were an extra tacky touch. How she flaunted them!

Her original face. She's had so many adjustments her face is going to die. And Candy will not pay for a transplant.

Mother, May I Sleep With Trailer Trash?

Who knew Tori was so down-to-earth!

[quote]I really hope that this isn't a stunt. If it is then this is a rotten way to use your kids to get attention.

Um, you know this is Tori Spelling we're talking about, right?

We could be roomies!

Because I won’t ask again, I’ll ask something different: When is she getting food stamps?

Where exactly are they camping?

Her dad cast her in Hotel and Love Biat before 90210.

He should never have encouraged her to "act".

Biat = Boat

R31 that picture is kinda creepy for some reason. Her eyes are these big empty black pools. She looks really sad, like she'd just been crying - probably because they forced her into that sweater before taking the pic. I am sure she regrets growing up before "Bella Hadid" procedures were perfected - where they keep the eyes and smash up everything else up with a bat and mold it back together.

So is she crazy?

Couldn’t she just use Dana Plato’s old place?

HOW MANY FUCKING THREADS CAN WE HAVE ON THIS CUNTS FAKE RV STORY!!!???

I AM REPOSTING WHAT I POSTED IN THE OTHER THREAD- THIS PLACE IS LIKE THAT SCENE IN BEST IN SHOW WHERE THOSE 2 YUPPIES MET AT STARBUCKS.

AFTER ONE WAS AT THE STARBUCKS ACROSS THE STREET AND SAW THE OTHER AT THE STARBUCKS ACROSS THE STREET

You guys are numbnuts if you did not realize that this RV thing is all for publicity. Its all bullshit.

Tori makes most of her money off this shit.

She is the most obvious pimp I have ever watched other than old school Angelina.

How does she make money off of this?

Tori lives like any other rich kid. “Slumming it” is a fun experiment (and photo op) because you really aren’t poor and never will be. Maybe being the daughter of a famous producer gives Tori an added flair for the dramatic. Hopefully nothing tragic will come of this latest romp.

That shopping cart looks awfully full for a broke homeless person. Plus renting an RV can’t be that cheap. Why not rent a trailer in a park?

I’m shocked Tori knows how to drive and set up an RV.

Aren’t mechanical tasks involved in setting one of those things up at the campground? And she did that shit herself? Doubtful.

"How did I not know that Candy Spelling is a writer worth hundreds of millions?" Writer? Yeah, how did you not know she's worth millions.

R45 Is right, are they on a beach? Like Malibu? They have a nice big RV and camping happens in the summer. Of course the one daughter probably doesn't fit in there but I see our fave waif son is still looking lean and out of place.

Will no one think of the children?!

[quote]Why not rent a trailer in a park?

Because it's much more difficult to take the show on the road.

[quote]Aren’t mechanical tasks involved in setting one of those things up at the campground?

We'll see how good she is when she pulls off with the propane still on and the thing blows up. And Candy pulls a Debbi Reynolds the next day. Are Tori and Candy the new Carrie and Debbie?

She used to make me laugh when she did that VH1 series "So NoTORIous."

Perhaps she could build a new show around something involving "a van down by the river ...."

For the slow people:

She's flat broke and she and her brood are living in a camper after leaving a 100 buck a night motel.

She left her home because she couldn't pay the rent and claimed it was mold infested. If it actually was, her landlord or the state would be covering her housing.

She called the paps to shame and extort her mother. The kids are just collateral damage at this point.

That's the story. No "slumming it" or "pitching a reality show". She is not "camping", she's homeless.

Tori's Two Ton Little Bertha sat on the entire city of Calabasas and at least killed the Kardashians!!!!!

Its on CNN!

Isn’t her ex supposed to scrounge around and help with the child support, or is he homeless too?

The Deaner pay child support?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So what is she going to do for attention next? Try living on a houseboat?

R53, Candy paid the rent on the mold-infested house and offered to pay for another place, which Tori refused.

R43, take your meds and settle down. I started this thread before the other RV one was started.

She's so ugly it's kind of funny.

As there ever been a celebrity NOT on hardcore drugs as messy as her?

R59, she's such a hypochondriac that I bet she takes enough pharmaceutical drugs that she may as well be on meth.

Check out how the oldest daughter was dressed for her 15th birthday. Not appropriate for that age and Tori looks ugly as ever in the shots of them together.

Tori puts all that effort into a frigging birthday but can't keep a proper roof over their heads?

Priorities...

r61 the third slide/photo of that post is literally unrecognizable as a human being (tori)

She lives in a van, down by the river!!!!

Can’t they all stay in Candy’s gift wrapping room?

Jesus Christ, she's git her daughter dressed like she's going to the Sunset Strip. Where the fuck is that ugly husband of hers?

What's wrong with Tori and Candy that they put all sorts of stuff into their faces and still look like shit? I guess there was never any hope for Tori, but Candy looked pretty good, albeit with a 60s nosejob, once.

It's silly the way Tori is setting the order daughter up as some kind of model. She's quite plain and the younger daughter is massively obese. It's very clear she favors the older one and is trying to get her into instagrifting.

Slide 7 shows a sign that reads:

HAPPY IRTHDAY STELLA

What happened to the B?

Tori is a fuckwit and looks terrible in the photos. Why does someone so ugly like cameras so much? Judging by their latest living situation, instagram obviously doesn't pay enough for her.

Have you seen Candy Spelling without bangs? It’s jaw dropping!

R68, both pairs of glasses are awful, but especially the first ones. No.

[quote]I really hope that this isn't a stunt. If it is then this is a rotten way to use your kids to get attention.

Please, Im sure her kids are nightmares at their respective ages, I know I was. This is a perfect solution if you are displaced with a gang of bad-ass kids and teenagers who have nothing to do in the summer time.

Where are all the pets?

the fast & furious race to the bottom

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Oh dear, I hope she teaches them the wonders of community college. I’m just being realistic here!

Good god, poor little Hattie. I'm getting Wynonna vibes (without the talent).

The daughter with the sports bra at the grocery store, that girl is going to get used and abused by men

I am afraid those big kids are going to eat the little one

Those original pre altered pics of Tori. Are we sure her dad isn't the milkman? The black milkman?

Next living situation is a tent city in Venice Beach

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[quote]She called the paps to shame and extort her mother. The kids are just collateral damage at this point.

This is so true, yet she's a car crash with rubble strewn all over the road that you can't help but stare at in disbelief. In one of the DM "pap" shots, she's talking to a cop. I can just imagine her giving him an earful while he slowly walks away, wondering how it became his life to have to spend his days dealing with crazy homeless people.

The point at which the kids revolt (they clearly hate her, it can be that far off) and negotiate with Granny for a trailer and monthly snack shipments from Costco is a reality show I'd totally tune in to.

That older daughter is aiming for a modelling career.

She's not as ugly as Tori, but she's a very long way from being model material. The photos from her birthday show her to be very plain compared to her friends. She'll need a hell of a lot more than starvation and a nosejob and should really avoid cameras.

Hattie "Dumptruck' Mcgillicuddy would have me running for the hills if I saw her lumbering down the canyon.

I think they're just camping.

Tori never "just" does anything. She's always angling for a pay check.

When she and Dean had a reality show she had bins and bins of things she had bought in storage, maybe she should be selling it off to help pay for her family.

Are there any openings with the royal family?

Guess the sales from her Xmas in July tv shopping line weren't great. Aren't instagrifters supposed to be someone you aspire to be?

R88 who the fuck wants another Xmas in their year to pay for? Once is more than enough of an annoyance.

"Hey momma, we found a half-eaten bag of Skittles in some dirty clothes on the floor."

"But then Hattie farted and drove us all out of the RV, and by the time we could go back in, she ate 'em all!"

[quote]She's not as ugly as Tori, but she's a very long way from being model material.

It's not just that she's not attractive, but she has a nasty, snarly look on her face. Her friends look like a sweet faced bunch, but she has a mean girl look about her.

As far as poor Hattie - don't make fun of her. She's not the pretty daughter, she's not the prized son - she's a fat second daughter & is therefore the brunt of all of Tori's disappointments & frustrations. She probably has to constantly listen to her mother bitch about her horrible father & grandmother while hearing tales of Tori's past glories. I hope Hattie is the one that finally pushes Tori in a ravine

[quote]HAPPY IRTHDAY STELLA. What happened to the B?

Repossessed for lack of funds.

Hattie has always seemed depressed. Tori got pregnant with the next kid soon after Hattie was born and Tori then spent a lot of time in hospital (bed rest) as doctors indulged her hypochondria.

Tori hoards kids like Jolie does.

I think Hattie has the most attractive face of the bunch. Ozempic could be a game changer

Apart from the oldest daughter, Tori appears to try to keep the other kids as chunky and/or dishevelled as possible. Probably so she looks better in comparison.

It's just that it doesn't work. See the other thread for clips of her being pushed down a flight of stairs. She's so freakishly ugly you really can't blame the guy who did it.

Did Papa Spelling originate 90210 just to foist her ugly mug on us?

The older daughter is fug. Poor child looks exactly like Dean,,,,eyes too close together. And she needs a nose job. Very unfortunate genetic mash up with those kids.

R96, Tori seems to think that one is going to be a supermodel. God knows what Tori sees when she looks at her - or herself in the mirror/on film/in photos. Most people would have the decency to not leave the house if they were as ugly as Tori.

The little one is an outlier, still cute and thin even though he always looks like a poor urchin.

So much done to her face and still hideous

Yeah, apparently Candy offered her a new house, but she turned it down because "she wants to live in a certain place". (??) She is such a selfish asshole to do this bullshit to her kids. Send the kids to wherever Dean is staying and pull your publicity stunt solo. Still a spoiled brat at 50.

That poor Liam just getting bigger and uglier. He's got piggy features so the long hair and fatness don't help. I love little urchin Oliver Twist boy. I wish his real parents would come for him.

Posting about it on insta, but disabling comments.

Always invading her kids' privacy...

Here's a unicorn: Somebody uglier than Tori

Still? They’re modern gypsies roaming the land and stealing what’s not nailed down

Let’s get real. I’m sure the Deaner is homeless too.

They like living in a van down by the river.

I shoulda Ramseyed her years ago!

Check out hoe short the oldest daughter's skirt is in these pics.

And Tori has been on Ozempic? Shame Dean hasn't done that, as he doesn't wear excess weight well.

Tori's next stop: the methy Salton Sea!

Short skirt link

R110, Stella only wears lingerie. At least she’s not in stripper heels here like at her birthday party.

UGH R11, she's wearing that shit with like dirty, off white Chucks? Jfc, someone teach these people how to dress. At least wear black leather Chucks.

R112, I think the sneakers are supposed to play down the sluttiness of her outfit, but seriously: What is the point of white or pale shoes? They just get noticeably dirty so fast.

Tori looks so ugly in the pic with Hattie! She should start a gofundme to get her face overhauled until it looks acceptable enough to show in public.

I predict a Fancy type situation with the oldest daughter

“here's your one chance, Stella, don't let me down”

Tragic, all of them are just tragic. Please, Candy, buy them a home in a remote location and spare us all from this hideous spectacle.

^I'll bet she's tried; she's probably tried to put them up in some quiet modest suburb, but no: Tori knows how horrible she & the cast of Oliver! look so she keeps traipsing them around so she can finally get the house in Calabasas that she really wants

Ugh. Calabasas was fun until the Kardashians invaded.

R117- I'm sure you are right about that but I also believe Tori would act the same way no matter what she is given. She seems to want the attention her late father lavished on her when he was alive and the attention of a hit show and neither of those two things will ever happen again.

I agree it is entirely about getting attention for Tori. The kids are just victims of her narcissism

I don't know, R105. I assumed the Deaner was living in the moldy house, enjoying the peace and quiet, and entertaining a new lady friend or two.

He does guys as well, r121, although *someone* has done a great job of getting articles about that scrubbed from the internet.

Her motorhome is a lot nicer than what many Americans are forced to live in now..she should be ashamed of herself

Just raise your homely fucking kids and stop trying to make us pity you ..ugly twat inside and out...

I wonder what her next episode of hypochondria will focus on? Will she continue to milk the mold? Or is living at the beach an attempt to get healthy? I take it Candy wouldn't spring for a house on the beach?

Can’t they just move to the beach condo from BH 90210?

R125 I know right? And she can get a job at the Peach Pit. I’m sure one of their friends can get them access to the beach club too!

But she wants to be near the Kartrashians and the uber-rich, r125! And all the reality stars who can earn enough to sustain their lifestyle!

So predictable!! Unknown condition my ass!

But where are the kids?

Did she just leave the kids alone in the trailer?

How many times has this bitch been in the hospital?! It seems like she’s there every few months.

Tori left Hattie in charge of the kiddoes.

Hattie lumbered her way outside and is sitting on a rocking chair working on her 3rd pizza and 4th 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew.

She has scared off 14 Grizzly bears, 7 mountain lions, and 13 coyotes.

R130 Anything to not work.

Has Dean found a job yet?

Jfc, R132, you ain't wrong. I would rather work than take care of those uggos, didn't she do okay on her qvc show? She could do that and not move all the time, which is way more work than working.

To not move, r134, she'd have to keep her residence(s) in a manner which isn't disgusting. Apparently animal faeces don't get cleaned up, there must have been piss everywhere...why she couldn't look after the rentals is a mystery. All she did was grift on instagram. Not like she was running the kids around to soccer, track or swim training after school. The kids had a nanny, I think I read somewhere.

And where are the pets now?

Also, she's uglier than any of her kids. Probably more ugly than all of them put together! Her face is fucking atrocious. She's a visual and moral abomination.

For someone who is as sick as Tori always is, it’s just a miracle she is still alive …Candy should be ashamed for allowing her special daughter to suffer like she is !🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😅

Rumor is Big Hattie may get drafted into the San Francisco 49'ers as well as be the new face of Aunt Jemima pancakes- literally- the face of the brand.

You all new Big Hattie would ultimately be this family's ticket out of the poorhouse!!!

^^ Mother fucker- KNEW!!! KNEW!!! KNEW!!!!!

Oh dear. I was just so excited for Big Hattie and Tori's other KIDDOES!!!!

I'm picturing the kids all gone completely feral, living alone in their RV while Tori malingers at Cedars-Sinai. It's a '70s after school special!

"My Mom was a Star but I'm Living in a Van!"

Starring Dana Plato, Erin Moran, the fat kid from The Bad News Bears, Jill Whelan, Ike Eisenmann, and Annette Funicello as "Mom."

… and zombie Lance Kerwin.

She's trying more and more desperate measures to get Candy to send money. I bet she and Dean aren't even broken up, just another ruse to sweet talk mommy.

If my father croaked with $600,000,000 and left me $800k I’d be pissed too. Candy is a fucking cunt and has the means to make this all go away quietly.

Im sure if her dad knew she had no capacity to handle money or the antics she was going to pull into her middle age/almost a senior, he might have set up a trust fund for her where the money trickled monthly.

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Candy pays for everything except Tori's clothes, make-up artist, "beauty" treatments and all the shit she hoards. Tori has to pay for the hoarding warehouse herself. Boo hoo.

That’s a nasty bruise. Did she get between Hattie and a Lil Debbie?

She is drug seeking, she looks high af. On those reality shows they did she was always in the hospital for such BS as migraine headaches, something we would never be admitted to hospital for , especially for a week the way she was. Everyone is probably sick of her attention seeking.

Not a bad idea for Californians these days, OP. You can drive your home away from the wildfires and the floods.

That’s the bests she’s looked in decades r144

She's reduced to appearing at a 90s Con event in a couple of weeks in Tampa, Florida.

Any DLers game enough to attend and tell her she is NOT a gay icon?

She's a fucking crazy, selfish lunatic but I can't help liking Tori. The oldest daughter already has the hardened face of a long time whore. She'll dabble in OnlyFans, before finding work in some sleazy whorehouse and then eventually end up as a waitress in a truck stop diner. The boys, who knows what will become of them. But it's Hattie who will rise above. She legitimately has the prettiest face. I'm hoping Candy takes her under her wing, starves her a little, gives her a makeover and some contacts in the entertainment biz. I'd like to see Hattie succeed.

Yeah Hattie does have the prettiest face. The oldest daughter is a hatchet face

It seems like Tori is overly invested in the oldest daughter and overlooks Hattie. It would be nice to see Hattie looking happy more often.

R138 I'm so excited! I'm so...scared

Looks like she's taken a tonne of Ozempic, too. Not cheap if you're reduced to living in a motor home.

She needs to start helping her kids exercise and eat right.