WHET = Ted Casablanca

Don't ask. I won't tell.

All I know is he's not a Fag and Neely is the dame who can prove it.

He was a good-looking guy.

His eyes look shifty.

He owns an art gallery in Palm Springs.

He “owned” an art gallery, it’s been closed since before Covid. Not sure if he and the hubby are still in Palm Springs.

To whom is he married now?

A few years back I saw him cavorting naked at a clothing optional resort in Palm Springs.

R8 and… share details. Hung?

My cousin’s friend who is a stylist for one of the BIGGEST names in dental implants said that Ted’s been caught several times sucking dick at the casino. He’s barred. He’s even changed his look - but the teeth give him away every time. That, and the brain peeking out from the hem of his mini skirt

Which casino?

[quote] That, and the brain peeking out from the hem of his mini skirt

"Brain" and "brain"! What is "brain"?

That’s so weird, I was thinking about him today. It was something he posted in Movieline that sent me here in the late ‘90’s maybe 2000.

Maybe he ended up turning tricks in PV like Del Shores' ex husband

He's fine! He sends his love!

He had a great body and ass.

I liked his sense of humor, but he wrote in that weird indecipherable pseudo-hip lingo. Remember when we used to have the Ted-Translator posting after anyone posted his BIs?

His gallery in Palm Springs closed a few years ago. If his Wikipedia page is to be believed, these days he's living in Carmichael, California -- a Sacramento bedroom community.

He was interviewed in the HBO documentary What Happened, Brittany Murphy, using his real name Bruce Bibby. Before that doc, I hadn't thought about him in years. Seeing him and hearing his voice in that interview instantly took me back in time to E! and The Awful Truth.

Oh my God, the Ted Translator. And TOOTHY TILE! We spent so much time arguing the nuances of Toothy and Baby Tile and the pros and cons (mostly pros) of sex in public places. The Awful Truth was a must-read column. I don't think I have one of those anymore.

Ted's writing was an acquired taste but once I had acquired it I loved it. I loved him back when he was with the Hollywood Kids too.

I even sent him an item once and he ran it. (About Aaron Spelling putting a minder on Yasmine Bleeth to try to calm down her coke habit and make her show up for work, I think it was her - so long ago I don't even remember.)

I think it's so weird when iconic celebs drop off the radar forever. Julie Brown, Richard Simmons, Debra Wilson, Bridget Fonda, Lola Falana, Kristy McNichol...

I found Ted's twitter (or whatever 'X' is called now). He last posted pictures in 2019 and last tweeted in 2022.

She's kept her figure.

And she doesn't have to have her hair frosted anymore. So there's that.

He looks great to me.

I think she’s divine.

When one lives in Carmichael, California, one is not living their best life.

[quote] I think it's so weird when iconic celebs drop off the radar forever. Julie Brown

Downtown or West Coast?

Dot or feather?

Wow, he looks great to me, too. Yea, I remember all his blind items and I loved reading all of them.. I’m happy he is doing well.

My late mother lived in Carmichael. I was there fairly often. It would've been so weird to run into Ted at the supermarket.

Jerked off with him at the Athletic Club in WeHo back in the day. Fun.

R30, sizemeat verificatia?

He looks better now, than he did back then.

Ted/Bruce looks great. I'm so glad that he landed on his feet after his gallery closed and that he's healthy and happy.

I wish he'd write a book about the old days - the Toothy Tile heyday and assorted other matters.

A.J. Benza was such a world weary street tough to be involved in the gossip trade. I wonder if he ever investigated the interior of Ted Casablanca’s posterior?

AJ Benza was a bitch who got in a verbal fight with Trump who stole his girlfriend.

Remember he got fired for outing Jeremy Renner.

r36 And it was not even his fault. His editor was supposed to clean up his items.

He's dead now. He sends his regards.