Andy Cohen has announced he’s a top!

lol sure

Blouse.

and I'm Marie of Romania.

I'm the top!

I'm the Louvre museum!

He only bottoms. My friend fucked him once and it was like rock paper scissors to see who had to top. She should have gotten a double dildo and bottom banged.

I could actually see that being the case, someone with an ego as big as his would perceive bottoming as a form of defeat.

R5 please. Enough.

Bottoming = submitting. He isn’t gonna bottom. His ego wouldn’t allow it.

Yeah, and I have two functioning eyes.

R7 Never enough. It's DL. Now run along and let the grown ups visit.

R10 grown ups don’t pretend to be other people. Grown ups don’t repeat everything other adults say (like you just did). Grown ups don’t lie about nonsensical bullshit for the sake of lying.

Your argument is as ridiculous as you and your pathetic life. Living off mommy.

Cohen is a douchebag.

R11. I speak only the truth. He was a ponytail wearing bottom. Ask anyone who was there back in the day. You seem unhinged.

I guess it's at least in the realm of possibility.

We know Andy Cooper is a total bottom, and doesn't let any dick into her albino butthole that isn't darker than the local coffee shop's cafe au lait.

Who cares. Doesn’t he have a very expensive baby to look after?

My butthole would clamp shut if that fairy tried to hind me.

He’s been announced this. He like weirdly attractive to me. Maybe it’s the power and fame. Seem like he’ll throw a rough mean fuck.

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Why do some people, especially an adult, find it necessary to broadcast this to the world? It's a sign of a lack of maturity, let alone the lack of a filter.

Our daddy is 100% real man.

No homo.

Yeah and I’m the Easter bunny

Keep telling yourself that, Andy.

We heard daddy screaming, "Fuck your pussy boi, Daddy! Deeper! Fill my oven with that baby batter! Make me your bitch!" before that black guy left.

Andy Cohen is a top and the Kardashians have had no plastic surgery

Why did we have to know either way?

He's almost too old to be doing any fucking.

Is his trajectory for what's top and bottom coming from the runaway cock eye?

TMI. And it's not true.

Those silent farts speak volumes.

And Donald Trump won the 2020 election!

A big ol' sissy top.

I find it adorable she fancies herself a top. So did Harvy Fierstein. Hot.

He said this on Stern when he and Chris Wilding went on a “date” for entertainment purposes. They both said it wouldn’t work because they are both tops.

“I am big strong man WOOF” ⬆️

The way he got caught on candid camera, holding that obvious bottom did suggest this.

Andy is not a bottom and I'm the gal that's gonna prove it! s

He has breached sodomizer/sodomizee confidentiality.

He has said numerous times that he is a POWER TOP

[quote]Andy is not a bottom and I'm the gal that's gonna prove it!

He just leaves out the last word of his proclamation. Enthusiast. Power Top ENTHUSIAST.

He's a power top because his cock is so tiny he has to ram like a bull to achieve penetratia.

I'm a top too Andy! Call me!

She’s going to be canceled soon. TG.

This is old news....

I thought the reason he and Anderson Cooper couldn't date was because they were both bottoms.

R45 and Anderson didn’t have a 10” black dick

So Miss Cohen, a highly privileged white man with a trust fund, likes to make the black ancestors of slaves his submissive bottoms? Seems racist to me.

It's embarrassing that he finds it necessary to repeatedly announce this - like he's letting the straights know that he's not THAT type of gay. He's more like A GUY.

Also, I don't believe it.

Did she have her buttplug in when she did this interview?

R47, not cool

Gives a me a great idea for a gay play: The Prolapsed Top.

His coke nose is collapsing.

Getting my needle out and sewing myself closed.

His voice is very gravely and raspy, I suspect he's a BJ bottom who's lot the ability to swallow, so it's just one big gurgle.

Who cares? He’s so fucking gross.

This is funny. I know two guys who fucked him. Both well-hung muscle tops. There was no discussion. One even posed with Andy's emmy for a photo lol.

Every time I’ve heard a story about him on here or in real life, it’s always about a hung top fucking him.

[quote]Andy Cohen has announced he’s a top!

If you have to announce it, it is probably not true.

He also claims not to be a pocket gay. He is incredibly vain about perceptions, He thinks bottom means feminine and short is less manly. He is a tiny man who likes to gets fucked. He should get over it.

He’s a top but not by choice. No top would choose him.

But he's got the smelling cookies look down pat so perfectly...

They're not my cup of tea, but femme tops do exist. You do you, Andy Cohen.

This actually tracks. He was a young gay man in the 80s/90s at the height of the AIDS crisis.

Bottoming was a lot more dangerous than topping as far exposure…a lot of men either exclusively topped or stopped anal altogether.

Starting in the 2000s…it seemed everyone became a bottom

Are you assuming he’s not ➕ R63 ?

Repulsivo vomitus pronto!

Urp.

R63 fair enough - but then how do you explain years of DLer anecdotes (including on the thread) of knowing guys who topped him?

He’s very open about being a whore - so it would track that word travels. People talk.

It feels more like the internalized homophobia of needing the public to know he’s a MAN. He only tops - okay?? He’s not one of these little prissy homos who take it like a woman.

I’m sure Issac Mizrahi (who was interviewing him for this podcast) was like oh gurl please. He probably also knows guys who have fucked Andy.

maybe he's Vers?

I don’t think it’s unbelievable. I don’t like bottoming either.

Right now I'd switch places with Darfur Orphan.

And I am the Queen of Romania.

Andy Cohen says a lot of bullshit.

I do think it's true he leans top over bottom, being a "top" doesn't mean you never bottom, and I know for a fact he sometimes bottoms.

The real story is he is a big cokehead, when is someone going to get him to be honest about that.

go to no. 28

He doesn’t bottom unless someone is fucking coke into his ass.

He used to bottom but it’s too awkward now with his Crohn’s disease so he is rebranding himself as a top.

[quote]Gives a me a great idea for a gay play: The Prolapsed Top.

I'd guess it was a Restoration comedy but there's no restoring that blown-out hole of Andy's.

R76 he’s GF???

I thought Andy had ulcerative colitis not chrons? Or am I misremembering that from his memoir/book?

Andy should get his stories straight. When Anderson Cooper was set up with a blind date with Cohen they talked on the phone first. Cooper said two things made it impossible for them to date, one was Cohen was obsessed with Gloria Vanderbilt and the other was they were "incompatible." Meaning they were both bottoms.

Andy's personal trainer is the guest bartender tonite and Andy is drooling. He's mentioned the guys website several times. I hope he at least gets laid tonite.

Tonite! Tonite!

R81 yes and I hope that hot trainer is ready to bottom. Because as we all now know following the big announcement - Andy is a total top. His ass is closed for business!

Yeah, and aliens visited Earth.

What’s up with the trainer? Is he a Pro? He has a girlfriend and is allegedly straight, but majority of PTs are available for extracurriculars. Has Andy sampled?

[quote]Andy Cohen has announced he’s wearing a toupe!

Blind about this

R48 That's so spot on about his insecurity. I remember he has a recurring spiel about how STRAIGHT men watch the housewives too. Like it's important to let people know it's not just girls and pansies who watch Bravo.

R88 He gets so pissed if you call him a pocket gay. He openly brags about his penis size (not that impressive) and he is a power top, said it during his first book on Howard Stern and now again. He hates if someone thinks he is fem despite his rampant use of the word sweetie. He is funding the trainers online training site.

Here is the Stern bit R89 references where Andy says he's a power top.

Hi bottoms.

I’m also a total top.

Take note.

If Andy is a top, then the Pope is Jewish.

This has been said - even by Anderson Cooper on Andy's show - for years.

I can't imagine he's pulling in a ton of dick now that he has 2 small kids at home.

I would do him all the night. I’m a versatile bottom and we would flip flop all night long. He is so fkin fine. I love masculine Mary’s.

[quote]I can't imagine he's pulling in a ton of dick now that he has 2 small kids at home.

Mr. Andy, we no see him for days. The children cry. They call me Mama now. Lucy put bottle poppers in her mouth the other day.

How does Anderson know for sure? Did Andy fuck him?

What does Mary possess?

And I'm an ovum.

I'm only interested in seeing him host a show where he makes Tori Spelling get her shit together i.e. see a hard-arse therapist who makes her sell all her crap and stop exploiting the ugliness of her kids on instagram.

And admit she is really fucking ugly.

He is a loving, attentive, caring parent, Okay that is the Manny he hired. He is out every night groping gogo dancers closer in age to his son than him or getting together with SJP and Kelly Ripa to bitch about how hard it is to raise kids.

Well, what is his former long term boyfriend John Hill? I don't see John being versatile. So, figure out what John is and there yah go. There were together for awhile.

Gay men change when they become parents. He probably pulled the last condom from his ass when his first child was born.

Andy Cohen has been saying he is a top as long as he has been saying that DataLounge is a vile pit of trollery.

I have no reason to doubt him.

[quote] I have no reason to doubt him.

His being Andy Cohen is reason enough to doubt him.

No crueler vile pit of trollery..

I am so fucking awestruck - this is like being named to Troll Homecoming Court because you beat out the most popular girl..

[quote] His being Andy Cohen is reason enough to doubt him.

IS there any logic in a bottom telling the world he is a top?

Yes r106. It makes him seem more like a man and less like a GAY. He’s still a guy - he’s a TOP. He doesn’t do what the other sissies do. The straight people can rest easy, he’s not one of THOSE gays.

And that’s why it’s obnoxious he keeps saying it.

In addition to the lying.

[quote]Andy says he's a power top.

The only thing special about Andy's topping abilities is that he can fuck and swat flies at the same time.

If Andy is a tip, then I'm Mother Theresa.

Top? Bottom? Who cares. FAG!

It's a ridiculous thought. I can't imagine that sissy pounding ass.

If Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker is a top, then Andy could be a top.

[quote] Chris returned to Tennessee. Since then he has starred as a top in gay porn

[quote] Andy Cohen has announced he’s a top!

[quote] Gay men change when they become parents. He probably pulled the last condom from his ass when his first child was born.

Condom?! It must have been lost up there for a long, long time.

[quote] [R45] and Anderson didn’t have a 10” black dick

Neither did Andy. So they were destined to be BFFs.

John Hill just revealed that Andy is not a top. It’s a bit that got out of control. He’s on the some of this is bad podcast.