Grindr Mary!

Apparently not a race to that bottom.

A race to the bottom,I see what you did there

I have seen that diatribe on DL before.

This post is useless without the original Grindr profile being harangued.

I follow someone on social media who has recovered her sobriety and is trying to date on a Christian site.

Do you know that she has the same complaint about not being able to meet quality people.

Did you tell it to throw itself into the nearest grease fire?

What a little prisspot. OMG.

That's (one of the reasons) why I don't date, have sex or interact with people.

Gurl you dodged a bullet! She's a mess, and is likely a "messy"bottom Hygiene wise. Who replies with a sociological critique on Grindr???

She continued....

That, r7, and the fact that you’re hideous, you smell, and no one likes you.

And I told her where to go

Again, what a total prisspot.

She needs to grow up and deal with her issues. You are not responsible for their happiness. Cruising for cock is cruising for cock. Some get lucky, some don't.

Crazy cunt

This is not a gay thing or a gay man thing. People misrepresent who and where they are in real life and online. Grinder in theory, is supposed to eliminate some of the game playing just like a " Christian" dating site is supposed to.

Doesn't happen

I said ONE of the reasons, r10!

I think this is really flirting and she wants you to get enraged so you’ll drive that “less than 10km” to her house and fuck her quivering hole raw. Then as you storm off, your cum still leaking out of her hole, she’ll warble, “call me?”

Q: Where does a gal find a good Christian man to date?

A: Sucking my cock!

So you're liveblogging your conversation in real time with receipts but ignoring requests to screenshot your profile so we can see what this is in reaction to.

Troll.

I would like to see the actual text that proceeded where OP started. Stating you’re a dom top can be expressed many different ways. Maybe the top was really aggressive or insulting.

R18, isn’t the profile “Cuddle Monster” at the top of OP’s first pic?

And guessing it’s not US as distance is in km and not miles?

Or is “Cuddle Monster” the offending person?

I’m not on Grindr obviously…..

Hi R19, I didn't start the Convo, he did. And below is my profile info.

[quote]I see what you did there

Don't forget to remind him that this isn't a Wendy's.

What is supposed to be so damaging about your profile?

I find it… intriguing.

R25 your guess is as good as mine!

Not saying that the other guy isn’t nuts, but we have no idea what the full convo was or what the profile actually stated (even the profile screenshotted in r23 could’ve been edited after the fact…)

He wanted his heart broken, not his hole.

R23 what about the earlier conversation?

R27 you've got the full Convo and the profile hasn't been edited that's exactly what it says.

Wow. He launched the conversation by saying what a disgusting human you are.?

R29 the conversation began with what is in the original post at the start of the thread, I didn't message him before that he literally just sent that to me, I didn't engage him at all prior to that. Bitch is nuts

R31 yes! 😂

The other guy sure does seem like a mess. But racing to post it here also seems …questionable.

R34 it's from last night

How big is your dick, Daddy Top?

What’s your MO to break a hole?

Why did you not block the account

Post your profile, OP. I want to read what he got out of shape about.

R37 I should have but I was just interested in how hysterical he was. It was the most bizarre interaction I have ever had on Grindr. That someone would just randomly message me that. And he had no profile picture or anything. So random.

R38 i have posted already but here it is again.

So did you end up fucking anyone?

R41 haha no. Took a sleep aid and went to bed. God forbid I might mess with the heads of a vulnerably gay guy

Don't post your profile here, dataloungers are doxxing creeps

Who cares

Maybe it was a FTM mad that you wouldn't fuck its front hole.

OP: your profile is hot. It’s clear that he just has a crush on you and is mad at himself for it so he’s lashing out at you. Please fuck with his head.

Since you put that you're a dom top, my first thought is that this guy could have a fetish for making people angry at him and wants you to tell him off. Only this week I read about how a suicide hotline gets a man who repeatedly calls trying to get the women angry at him because it's his fetish (if a man answers, he puts the phone down).

We need Hunter Biden style photos of your cock to determine our final verdict.

We'll adjourn for a brief recess.

Your profile does make you sound hot. Kudos.

I agree that this is a silly, sad person who is lashing out in a reactionary way that is probably 100% internal. It sounds like they expected gay male life to be rainbows and unicorns 24/7, everyone holding hands in a big circle and speaking only affirming words of praise for each other, and welcoming new members with hugs and free blow jobs without prejudice, when in reality it includes hung dom tops and potential rejection.

It really seems like the youngest crop of gays hitting the scene lately take issue with people having personal preferences.

Thanks R49, I just found it so bizarre that someone was that bothered by my profile they felt free to read me like that and call me a cunt etc. The guys profile didn't even have a picture and he described himself as a side. This is the rest of his profile. I really don't understand how you can go on Grindr and be so offended that the focus of a guys profile is sexual!

Discreet huh? Stay away from the married person wanting to hash out their issues with you. Your not a puppy playing tug of war.

You came to fuck. It didn't work out with them. Don't waste time getting mad. Go find someone it does work out with.

Other people's mental illness is not about you.

OP. Tell us about your bedroom and bathroom linens?

They hysterical cuddlebottom sounds like that guy who blew up the internet crying about Britney. Chris Something.

I smell poop.

OP, I’m pretty and would’ve posted something like that if I received it, but I would have cropped the twink’s name and pic out. That’s not good etiquette. And you should probably change your screen name now too, because you wont be very hard to find! Unless all your pics are all headless torsos and you want us to find it.

^iI’m PETTY.

OP, change that screenname pronto. Profile photo ans text probably a good idea too. Don't underestimate the crazy here.

Do you have an Cockney accent, OP?

Isn't 'dom top' redundant? I've never heard of a passive or submissive top (though I've met a couple mechanical, uninspired ones).

Which one of you “sex positive” rays of sunshine was this?

R59 Submissive top = sit and spin

'Dom' suggests BDSM to me.

Or just plain “top”. I’m a top but don’t consider myself a “dom” type because I don’t really wanna choke you or spit on you while I call you names.

Honestly sounds like a frau. That's like the frau-iest whinning I have heard in a while.

Welcome to 2023, r64. Gay men are the new “fraus”

1. Your profile is hot af. Where can I find you? I'm probably too old for daddy boy play, but that doesn't mean I can't pretend for a night.

2. From reading Crazy Bitch's profile? I get "recently sober" vibes. And we all know what that means: Judgmental, sanctimonious, preachy, insecure, hair trigger rage and just plain annoying.

This is foreplay for bottoms. Dump a load in him then piss on him. Pull his hair, slap him, punch his back a little while you're fucking him. Then he'll be fine. Bottoms love to be treated like shit. It's what they live for.

Gay men aren't supposed to be Men anymore; we're all supposed to be Yassss Kweens. Naturally, someone who describes himself as a "Dom top" is threatening (personally, I think it's hot) to someone like Cuddle-monster.

OP having read this thread and seen your profile I'd agree this loon is completely fucked in the head to just launch into you with messages like this

More monster, not so cuddly

Team Dom Top here. You sound hot af and Side Mary needs to learn to scroll on.

What did OP say to the other person before it all kicked off? That's the part of the story we are missing here.

R71 I didn't say a thing. The message at the top of the thread is how the conversation started. I didn't even tap his profile as he has no profile picture.

Yeah, they were triggered and projected it on you, OP. The kind, mature thing to do is wish them a better day and move on. Not your fault at all, but there's no harm in being decent about it.

I just knew someone named "Cuddle Monster" was a side even before I got to r50. I have no beef with sides, good for him for knowing what he wants, but lashing out at others for having their own preferences is kiddie stuff. Anyone that immature shouldn't be on a hookup app, just keep your cancellation tractates on Tumblr.

I have a pet theory that it's all the daddy mentions in the profile that triggered him, not necessarily the dom stuff. Or maybe the combination of both. Definitely daddy issues hiding in there somewhere with this guy. Hopefully he realises one day that fucking them out of him – with proper anal, not just the vanilla bussy bumping he's into currently – is about the easiest and also most satisfying way to deal with those issues.

OP are you in the UK?

R75 yes

Thanks for the response R72. Totally unprovoked! What an exploding MARY the other guy is then! He probably stands with one hand on his hip like a little teapot. I can almost hear him... lol

OP I would have given this cunt the most lethal cyber tongue lashing and then blocked and never responded again. How emotionally weak he must be.

R76 not in the north of England by any chance?

OP is from North?

Op IS North!

81 replies and still no photos of OP's cock?

Grindr Mary needed to be reported. Sharing one's capacity and interest in specific acts is good manners, not evidence of depravity.

You were harassed. The person sounds like a Xtian stalker doing a catfish number.

Probably my friend Julie. She's a bitch and I hate her.