Let’s be Fire Island

I'm a sand bar that New Yorkers have overhyped for years.

Skirts!

I’m the schlep out there.

I'm young and handsome and having the time of my life before I settle down into upper middle class gay respectability!

I'm the fire, I'm burning down the island!

I'm the acute sense of mortality pervading everything.

I’m the new guest on the island. Don’t worry, go ahead and bareback if you’re on PrEP, you can get rid of me with antibiotics. Just a simple, sequential two-step therapy with 1 week of doxycycline, followed by another week with an additional agent (either moxifloxacin or azithromycin). You need to avoid the sun too, for two weeks after stopping doxycycline. It’s simple, so easy to get rid of…

I’m the past tense of twink. I haven’t accepted it yet.

[quote]I’m the past tense of twink. I haven’t accepted it yet.

Twunk?

I'm the stray bottles of poppers and lube carelessly left at poolside.

I’m the ketamine cooking in the oven.

I'm the TONS of much older guys who make up the majority of homeowners in the Pines.

We are happy to not have been wiped out by AIDS, but it is really hard to compare our fraught 20s and 30 with the experience of the young guys around us.

I’m the desperate hookup with a ‘6’ that finally, drunkenly happens at 4am, after I passed up all the ‘8s’ and a few ‘9s’ all day & night, as I was desperately searching for a ‘10’. I need the hottest guy on this island in my hole, I’ll pretend he’s the straight quarterback from my hometown and maybe, just maybe I’ll finally get past all that bullying. Now I’m a bigger cunt to other gay men, than the jocks in Bumfuck ever were to me. Funny how that works.

R9 Twaint? As in “you ain’t a twink anymore! You’re a tw’ain’t…”

I’m OD on G.

I’m the chubby POC Yaaasss Kween who spent 5% of her yearly salary on this 7-day trip. I’ll act like I own a mansion on the Atlantic side and you’re all peons beneath me. I’m the biggest cunt on the island, at least this week.

r8 The word you're looking for is "DataLounger"

1Pink & 5Green are the only fuckable ones.

I'm the third used condom from the left.

I’m R4 and I’m here now, getting ready for tea.

Is Orange-3 grabbing his cocklet or showing his ink?

This is what we fought & died for?

Is this what we fucked & died for?

R9 Isn't the past tense "twank" with the past participle being "twunk"?

Apparently I'm the grammar police, but only when it comes to fake verbs.

Next up, "bear". Is it bear bear bear or do we like the "ed" ending better?

I’m the concept of chosen family, I seem to be very popular with sort of person who can only afford to spend a week in a 1400 square foot beach cottage if it’s with six other thirtysomething homosexuals.

I’m 54 and having my Best Barbie Summer

[quote][R9] Isn't the past tense "twank" with the past participle being "twunk"?

Line judges raise their green cards.

Let it be so.

I’m R26 ‘s pink booty shorts to match her freshly waxed and bleached hole.

I’m the ass kombucha brewing in the slutty bb PrEP bottoms, that are unknowingly collecting every STD (except HIV, of course) like Pokémon cards.

I'm the cabin that still smells like AIDS.

I’m Tina Fey. I summer here to keep myself from cheating on my tiny husband, just like Neil Patrick Harris is in East Hampton to keep himself from cheating on his fat one. Love is love, nerds. Blurgh!

What is a twink called that did not put in muscles but just got out of shape R9? Twonk?

David Burtka, R32.

I'm the internalized homophobia which causes many gay men to supress themselves, spend an inordinate amount of time in the gym, and/or take steroids to help "butch it up" just so they can wear a brightly colored skirt on Fire Island.

I'm the one top for ever 99 bottoms.

We're Erik and Nick, still workin' it and it's fucking hard, R34.

[quote] I’m the chubby POC Yaaasss Kween who spent 5% of her yearly salary on this 7-day trip. I’ll act like I own a mansion on the Atlantic side and you’re all peons beneath me. I’m the biggest cunt on the island, at least this week.

While all the skinny, squinty suntan victim twinks call me "Gelatinous Jigglypuff."

I’m the stolen chicken tender and the MARY! ass drama that all those over-the-top faggots ate up.

I'm the sugar daddy. Auditions will be held at 10, 2, and 8.

Yestertwink

I took mushrooms once on Fire Island and was visited by The Twink of Pines Party’s Past.

R40: I LOVE that!

I’m the Eldergay feeding drugs and booze to twinks. It’s never acknowledged or thought but subconsciously he knows, “ugggh, you boys keep me young!”

Oh God how I detest gay events where everyone is mandated to dress the same way in goofy clothes. Just kill me. Any way you want.

[quote]Isn't the past tense "twank" with the past participle being "twunk"?

I prefer "'Twas."

I'm Provincetown. I'm located in the other direction, fools.

Yesteryou

Yesterme

Yestertwink

I’m the cunts with pursed lips, side eyes and flitting wrists.

[quote]What is a twink called that did not put in muscles but just got out of shape

The label just falls off like Patsy's makeshift penis.

I am the alienation you feel when you are just visiting, know nobody there, and are not young and cute enough to be spontaneously invited to a drug-fuelled orgy.

I'm the panic attack and moral dilemma sparked by looking up the value of the vintage looking Patek Philippe Nautilus found in the sand of the Meat Rack at 6 am.

I’m the guy with so many tattoos you almost don’t notice he’s 56.

I'm the perfectly groomed 22-year old telling anyone over 25 that they are too old and ugly to be here.

I am the middle aged gay on all fours in the Meat Rack. Passerby think that I need to get fucked RIGHT NOW, but I am really just searching for my Patek Philippe Nautilus.

I’m the rich (not wealthy) aging chickenhawk in his 50s. I’m only interested in barely legally twinks, if you’re 30+ I’m going to give you a death stare.

Ha, r51, as if anyone on Fire Island has ever experienced a moral dilemma

I'm the 16 year old with a fake ID who has heard that there are parties and stuff.

I'm the ferry crew, just wanting to be left alone and hear no more "come aboard" jokes

People keep talking about twinks, but the crowd at Fire Island isn't super young in general, you don't see a lot of 22 year old twinks.

I'd say the majority are mid twenties to mid thirties.

“I wondered growing up why the hometown guys wouldn’t be nice to me, just because I had different tastes, like they didn’t like me because I wouldn’t play football or listen to rock music. I didn’t want to assimilate. I’m personally so accepting of others. I’m a Progressive.”

Same Person: “If you show up at ‘OUR HOUSE’ and you’re not in booty shorts, ready to do coke & G, and say ‘Yaaassss’ as we play PADAM for the 17th time … then get the fuck out!!! BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! No T. Swift fans allowed!!! Yaaassssss!!!”

I’m the fisting & felching.

I’m microscopic fecal matter and e.Coli

I'm the coke, ketamine, GHB and molly that everyone is on. There are enough drugs here to open a pharmacy.

I'm the backroom at the underwear party. I'm covered in a nacreous layer of permacum and will probably be ground zero of the next pandemic.

I’m AIDS 2.0, brewing in a PrEP bottom’s multi-load kombucha ass.

I'm the repressed teen watching from Point O'Woods and wishing someone would come take my cherry.

I’m the blown out flip flops and fart boxes.

I'm the free-flowing santorum.

I'm the guy who goes to Fire Island for the weekend, to get away from people who berate and complain about gays who go to Fire Island, (or the Russian River, for that matter) ,for weekend.

"125,000 dollahs. 125,000 dollahs!? It's not even a Rolex!"

I love gays in their natural whoring, predatory state. It's fun people watching!

I'm Bryan Singer, Fire Island mainstay and also den father of Webelos Troop #69!

R72, did you see the most guys are mid 20s to mid 30s post? Just didn't want to you leave unarrested.

It was a joke, R73. You already put more thought into it than I did.

That was a joke too, R74. And I agree.

I’m the naive twink who gives his pert, only mildly-used hole up to a wrinkled chickenhawk, who owns the house he’s staying at, thinking I’m about to become a sugar baby or at the very least have a free share every summer. Unfortunately, I’m one in a long line of twinks who roll the dice every summer and come out empty handed.

I’m the folding fans a-clackin’ and yasss kaweens a-yassin’.

I'm the flaming young queen, pretty good looking, who stumbles over his very down low and super hot older cousin getting DP'd in the Meat Rack.

R77 there is a holiday song in their somewhere “12 Days of Fire Island”

On the first day on Fire Island

My true love gave to me

An anal fissure in my asshole

On the second day on Fire Island

My true love gave to me

Two Yaaasss Kweens and

An anal fissure in my asshole

On the third day on Fire Island

My true love gave to me

Three Circuit Fans

Two Yaaasss Kweens and

An anal fissure in my asshole

“ Unfortunately, I’m one in a long line of twinks who roll the dice every summer and come out empty handed.”

Oh you’ll come out of there with something. Just check with your doctor in 5 years.

R80 uhhh we’re all on PrEP. Thanks.

I'm the Sturm und Drang when Peter's scorchingly hot 23yo summer companion, Mansour, all the way from Morocco, puts on host Andrew's mother's vintage raw silk Emilio Pucci kaftan for cocktail hour, resulting in 20 minutes of horny compliments before he stumbles into the pool.

R82 “Oh fuck you, Peter! There’s no fixing it. It’s silk! It’s Pucci! It’s vintage! It’s ruined!” - Andrew

I'm the farm-raised recent college grad from flyoverstan, new in New York since July, who immediately gets and invite to Fire Island and steps off the ferry pulling his parents old American Tourister luggage. I'm 6'2 190lbs of corn fed radiant muscle perfection, completely unsullied.

R84 I’m all the femme bottoms who are salivating to get him in their hole and then once he cums in them and they prove he’s gay, they’ll want to take him down to the lowest common denominator and prove he’s big Nancy Mo too. Let the assimilation process begin, the cornfed stud will be preening fairy by the time they’re done.

“One of us! One of us! One of us!”

"I'm 6'2 190lbs of corn fed radiant muscle perfection, completely unsullied".

How would you describe him on day 5?

I'm two Summer Associates at Davis Polk & Wardwell, one from Harvard Law, the other improbably from Cardoza at Yeshiva, who have avoided each other for 4 weeks of hyper social firm activities, and barely acknowledge one another when they find themselves at the same dinner party on Fire Island. The next day, the Harvard golden boy sees the Cardoza nerd on the beach in his unexpected TOF Paris speedo, revealing his tall, wiry, hairy, horse-hung perfection. They're in love by August 1.

NIFTY.

I’m Datalounge traffic slowed to a halt, because all the NY Kweens are on Fire Island with no service and spotty WiFi.

[quote]I'm the farm-raised recent college grad from flyoverstan, new in New York since July, who immediately gets and invite to Fire Island and steps off the ferry pulling his parents old American Tourister luggage. I'm 6'2 190lbs of corn fed radiant muscle perfection, completely unsullied.

Hopefully Joel left his neighbor and Mitzi at home.

I'm the gasps and anxious scrambling when Carter announces at his annual weekend birthday blowout, this one on his 45th, that his heart and 8" patrician cock are no longer into it, he's selling the house and spending his future summers at his grandmother's estate in Bar Harbor, and nobody will be invited.

I’m the POC guys complaining and over-exaggerating about how all the white guys only want to fuck other white guys, I’m simultaneously ignoring any ethnic guys.

I'm the mystery and excitement about who bought the big place on the beach off Fisherman's Path. Turns out to be a nelly, soft, twenty-something Chinese American math wiz who made a zillion dollars during the Covid epidemic but nobody is sure how.

I'm the fresh remains of the sacrificial Santería ceremony found on the rocks on the bay side of the Sunken Forest. Three days later another burnt out ceremony site is discovered right on Great South Beach, east of The Pines. Something evil is afoot. Or maybe a fat hysterical middle-aged queen is going the extra mile to GET FUCKED RIGHT NOW.

I’m in my 40s but also I am puppy.

We're tired, gay clichés.

I'm the seven Speedos that were packed. Or is it we're?

I’m the inflatable ride-on rainbow unicorn pool float.

We're the confused straight couple with a 3yo and 5yo in tow who can't understand why there are so many homos around.

Mini-kilts R2! And most gay males who wear them to parties just shouldn't.

It’s whatever you want to make it- it’s beautiful- it’s full of men- what’s not to like if you’re comfortable in your own skin?

Not really r101. Better just to mock them.

I'm the 9-foot great white shark that's just off the shore. You can follow me on the Ocearch Shark Tracker. Who knows when I'll fancy a meaty little snack.

I’m the frau friend who comments ”omg SLAYYYYYY” and “🔥🔥🔥🔥” on all the thirsty fire island Speedo pics posted on Instagram. After commenting, I promptly screenshot the photo and text it to other fraus with a message that reads “omg remember Nicholas??? look at him, can you believe he posted this on insta???? The speedo! 😂😂😂 So gay!!!”

I’m all the gays lip syncing to the lip syncing scene from “Glamorous”.

I'm the twinks saying 'padam' to each other as they mince along the boardwalks, as if it increases their gay cred.

R104 fuck me then marry me

R104 I’m the responses: “OMFG!!! 🤣😬 Remember I always said he was such a faggot!!!💅🏼💃”

EXHAUSTING

R87, wonderful, please check back on September 8 and let us know how it unfolded.

I'm Rehoboth Beach in the DMV. I'm an alternative to Fire Island that skews little older in the age demographic. Dr Jill Biden is a frequent visitor here!

gross

R111 how is Rehoboth? I just moved to Philly is ist with the 2h drive. ABN hotel recommendations?

Get out of my city.

I'm the skinny homely guy with my clearly huge cock tucked into my speedo, surprised at how many people want to talk to me.

I’m the guys wearing Speedos that shouldn’t be wearing Speedos.

I’m Johnathan, Nicholas and Christopher. Please don’t shorten our names.

Honest question, is everybody at Fire Island at least... lean? I recognize that good looking is subjective, but are they all of a body that can wear Speedos or are their actual what DL would call fatties? I'm curious about Fire Island. I'll never go there, but it's legendary.

there. Oh, Dear.

R118 the fatties don’t get posted on socials

The fatties might get posted, but none of us follow them...

In the last 10 years it’s been overrun by ethnic rough trade and Yaaassss Kween types who are there to live in some “trust fund fag” fantasy for their instagram. If you’re looking for any intelligent conversation, this is not the place.

Fire Island is done. Living on yester-year fumes. Strictly for the low-functioning FOMO crowd.

R118 no. plenty of all body types. maybe not obese however. All you need to go out there, if you are not GORGEOUS, is cash.

Yeah you can go for cash but you’ll be rejected if you’re fat or ugly, of course you’ll share a few “YAAAASSS KWEENS” with the other radioactive basic gays.

R124, thx. No desire to go at all. Sounds like total bullshit to me, like a large field of sheep. But it's iconic, so am interested in it.

The important thing to remember about Fire Island Pines is there is basically nothing there. This is not like going to Provincetown which is actually a destination with lots of shops, restaurants, and bar options.

A lot of the Pines is knowing the right people and going to the right house parties. If you aren't in a clique of the right NY gays you will be left out of that experience.

There is the Canteen for food, the Pines Pantry overpriced general store. And the Blue whale that host the Tea parties every day. That's honestly pretty much it.

A lot of Fire Island is what you make out of it, so it's important to go with a group of friends if you aren't the type of person who knows the insta gays of Hells Kitchen.

That's exactly what makes the Pines unique r99, there are no straight people there. It's impossible for a straight person to accidently end up in the Pines, and again there is nothing there. You will seriously go the entire time without ever seeing a straight person, which is why some guys love it.

so basically a gay ghetto on a sandbar; ooohhh let me spill out my cash on that!

its naturally beautiful but hardly unique in that beauty. There are barrier islands all the way down the eastern coast and Gulf of Mexico.

SHARKS!!!

The Pines were great for me during the early 90s. I was young and fit and good-looking. And single. By the time I met my current partner in 97, it was time to move over to Cherry Grove with the older homos and lots of lesbians. The Pines was unforgiving. Cherry Grove is the land time forgot. Nobody gives a shit.

I’m the FagFraus, we go along with every trend. Who wants to wear Barbie tshirts?

R117: “ I’m Johnathan, Nicholas and Christopher. Please don’t shorten our names.”

Asshole

Where are all the women?

R136 Never happens.

I'm the painful realization that no one can host.

I’m the Gatsbys, we’re all fakes. Only .05% of people you see here actually own a place.

I’m the sand in your brown eye after some ill advised frolicking on the beach.

I'm the sad guy who has found out that there really is such a thing as a cock that's too big.

I am tick.

R142 I’m Lyme Disease

There was a great "Let's Be" thread a couple years back about a guy who arranged all the Fire Island schedules and accommodations but got his feelings hurt because no one appreciated it and he wasn't invited to any parties. Anyone know how to find it? I hope it's not one of the deleted classics.

R144 our dumb cunt m0d murieI ruined it by redtagging it

I’m the YAAASSSS KWEEN of it all now. What a ridiculous place this has become.

I'm the clever guy who set up a stall for antibiotics at the right time.

R144, I think it was a let’s be Palm Springs thread that featured a fiftysomething version of that martyred cargo-short wearing social convener. If memory serves correctly, it cut a bit too close to the bone around these parts

I thought that whole place was swept away by Hurricane Sandy more than a decade ago.

I see a dude hiding behind dark glasses on the far right.

He's got a badly receding hairline and a white-as-bleached whale bone carcass that is also pudgy.

Could he be elon going incognito?

What about access to medical services like ambulances, EMTs and paramedics. doctors and nurses?

Seriously, what happens to all the people overdosing or having medical emergencies?

Too bad, have to wait for the next ferry st 7 am back to Long Island near whatever hospital there?? No place to land an emergency helicopter nearby, right?

That's frightening to think about.

R151 there is a giant beach, duh. No houses are far from the beach. It's a thin barrier island.

It’s not for everyone!

I have to clean the floors at the Ice Palace after the underwear party. AMA.

R148, it was a Let’s be a Palm Springs vacation thread indeed, and I don’t remember laughing so much reading the DL!

Mike!!!!

Here it is

I assume the only reason Mike hasn't become a DL legend is because it's a bit too close to the bone for most DLers

I’m the Sunday afternoon tea dance at the Ice Palace

Also from the Palm Springs thread is this gem - the 58 page handbook some queen made for his gaggle's visit to Provincetown. Seems the thread about it was deleted, which is a shame as I'm sure it was hilarious

How many hours did that queen spend working on that book! Amazing!

There is no hospital on the entire island r151. There is a couple small urgent care centers on the island that is open for limited operations during the summer.

In an emergency Long Island cops would use their boats to transport you to a hospital on Long Island.

I’m showing those high school bullies! Look at me in my skirt!

R150 If he's rich, someone will fuck him.

I’m STDs

[quote] R124, thx. No desire to go at all. Sounds like total bullshit to me, like a large field of sheep. But it's iconic, so am interested in it.

Not sure why you would be turned off by listening to what some catty queens say on DataLounge. I don't understand why you wouldn't be willing to try it at least once and find out for yourself. I've been multiple times and I think Fire Island is a lot of fun. Then again I have no interest in being invited to the coolest parties. I can find plenty of other things to do. A stay of two or three days is long enough. After that, it does get a bit boring.

I wouldn't want to be friends with the gay men on this thread who act like they're above it all.

[quote]I’m Tina Fey. I summer here to keep myself from cheating on my tiny husband, just like Neil Patrick Harris is in East Hampton to keep himself from cheating on his fat one. Love is love, nerds. Blurgh!

Tina Fey has a home in Fair Harbor in the western (ie. straight) part of Fire Island. She doesn't live in Cherry Grove or The Pines, the only gay communities on Fire Island.

[quote] Too bad, have to wait for the next ferry st 7 am back to Long Island near whatever hospital there?? No place to land an emergency helicopter nearby, right? That's frightening to think about.

Trust me if you have a serious medical emergency on Fire Island you'd get taken back to the main land to a hospital without having to wait for the next ferry... There is a place to land helicopters and emergency ferry services that can be called. That's insane that you think all those rich old men would sit on the ferry pier waiting till morning if they were having an issue.

[quote] Honest question, is everybody at Fire Island at least... lean? I recognize that good looking is subjective, but are they all of a body that can wear Speedos or are their actual what DL would call fatties? I'm curious about Fire Island. I'll never go there, but it's legendary.

No, there are a lot of real bodies. I've never been lean nor worn a speedo and I go all the time and get a lot of ass. A lot of those lean guys like a dad bod.

I'm Jerry Mitchell and my hubby is available for DP parties. I just like to watch.

I’m the US Army Corps of Engineers pumping billions of dollars of sand onto a barrier island which is naturally subject to shoreline shifting.

R170 They should be pumping semen into the brainless visitors instead.

Upon their triumphant return to Manhattan, I’m the group pic, everyone in all pink, of all the girlies at the AMC to see Barbie.

I'm one of the three real 10" cocks in the Pines right now.

R173 three? Try 1 or two.

Pukes 🤢

I’m Adam Moussa!

Can we make fun of the Boys of Fire Island Facebook group

Is the a progression in mood on Fire Island? Does it get sleazier and druggier as the Summer draws to an end? Or does it get more reflective and wistful?

It gets more prolapsed.

The Palm Springs thread was one the funniest “modern” DL threads. Poor Mike.

Anyone out there for the last weekend?

My ho friends are. But naturally I haven't heard anything from them. You can imagine, though, and you'd probably be right.

R182 are they PrEP’d and DoxyPEP’ing so they can take unlimited loads? Hopefully the DoxyPEP works so they don’t have anal slurry after their adventures.

Is is safe to binge drink on Doxycycline?

I'm the tasteful neutral colors and solids. I don't exist.

R185 the blacks do love a bold beige speedo every now and then since it pops against their skin

R183, in fact they are.

R187 do they take Doxy everyday while drinking or just get railed for 72 hours then Doxy and dry out?

I have no idea. I think on an as needed basis. They claim they only ho when they travel. It... could be possible.

R189 LOL sure. They’re probably in Manhattan (we shall assume?) and possibly Brooklyn collecting Gonorrhea and Chlamydia like Pokémon cards during the week. If you fuck or get head from 5 gay guys in NYC the question is not if you get an STD, it’s which one? But maybe DoxyPEP has changed all that for the well-insured. They sound like the “kombucha bottoms” referred to up-thread.

I’m fentanyl. Did you bring test strips?

Are their subcategories of kombucha bottom, like kombucha power bottom and kombucha shopbottom?

What happens to these shopbottoms and wannabes when they get to be old. Do they still drag their asses around HK and FI? I can't imagine anything more depressing as a 40+ posting instagram pics all the time. NYC gay life is a such a facade. It was fun for a few years in my mid twenties but it seemed super trashy. Then again I am a snob.

I'm all the hissing.

r193 protests too much

R193, yes, to be honest.

R103 it is fun for maybe 3 years until you realize all the “cool”people are drunk and junkies with major cunt attitudes and they want to take their anger from being rejected in HS by jocks and cool girls out on other gays by creating even more vicious cliques and demanding assimilation or you get rejection from their Yaaasss Kween society.

R197 was in response to R193

Are the boys having discharge symptoms yet?

That picture at OP is sad and ridiculous.

We fought for this?

I’m the straights, we’re waiting for the right time to completely come in and gentrify the Grove & Pines… a conversion, if you will. Thanks for fixing it up homos, you can leave now!

Really, R201? The Pines seem pretty expensive to me. Super rich straights have the Hamptons and Greenwich CT.

R202 they’ll still do it, just watch. There are more of them.

You're probably right, R203. Sad.

Did you cuntz book your shares? Refill your doxyPEP! 🏖️💊🍸💉🧜‍♂️

I'm the sand in your ass crack that is still there one year later.

I'm the "no fatties allowed - unless you're rich" sign.

I’m the rich chickenhawks brewing an Epstein level scandal. Shhhhhh

I look like a complete grinning moron in this picture but I don’t care because I’ve been working out.

I'm the old fatty renting out my beach house and recording the ongoing orgy.

R122- I guess the DEI industry has caused this.

Sara Ramirez is so gross.

I’m the mandatory nail polish and Speedo.

Oh and the new squiggly tattoos

Frightening.

I’m the THEY/THEM pronouns. I don’t ever enforce their usage, but I keep that card up my sleeve in case I don’t like you.

No… actually not.

I’m bucket hats.

R215 is there anything sadder than some average femme kween who thinks she’s primetime Cindy Crawford?

I'm the group of guys standing in line waiting to fist Steve Grand.

Somebody's gonna get fucked - and I hope it's me!

I'm over 45 years old and still starving myself and working out like a demon ALL year so I can still post my "me in the Pines in a Speedo" pic for the twentieth year in a row! I look good, right?

R220 His singing career is going to start up big anytime now!

I'm the gay Manhattanite who has never been there.

I’m the person with a brain cell feeling left out and hopeless that I’m not so easily swooned.

I'm the fancy gays who haven't been there since the 90s. We all go to Europe for the summer now. The Pines might as well be the Rockaways to us.

I'm the dookie on a used condom thrown on the grass near the beach.

R227 Well, isn’t that sexy.

I’m the Fire Island National Seashore (FINS) rangers ready to issue tickets to homos fucking. Our goal is to eventually shutdown the meat rack fucking and ruin this section of the island and push out the gays so straights can gentrify?

I’m trapping myself into a circular mentality of striving to hook up with hotter and hotter guys, taking more drugs, drinking to escape, social climbing, but getting nowhere. One day I’ll wake up old and wrinkled and wonder what it was all for…

I'm the strut and puffed up chest of every newbie walking along the boardwalk, finally feeling "Look ay me! I've ARRIVED!" on their first day in the Pines.

*at

I am the worst proofreader!

I'm the one who doesn't give a fuck about this shit. I'm at Misquamicut

I'm the gloriously fresh and nubile virgin twunk living in Point O'Woods and hoping this will be the year that I get defiled by horny fratboys.

R234 *straight horny fratboys

They’re going to invade FIP one day and get all the buttholes they want, I just know it!!!

R235 Everyone knows frats are just an excuse for straight guys to fuck guys.

I'm the one in purple, 6th from left, puffed up and pushing my chest forward like a proud.purple robin...oh wait, that's my unfortunate body shape. I call it "fireplug" but no one wants to fuck me.

^ you're a pocket gay I see.

R237 you must be kidding. All the woke ny whites definitely fetishize POCs. It’s a mix of fetishized attraction and mental masturbation of feeling like “see I’m one of the good whites, I’m not like those racist ones I grew up with, see I’m better than them!”

R239 Yes, they try so very hard, when the POC almost certainly want them to just STFU about it. It isn't the job of POC to make whites with guilt feel better, or feed the egos of white virtue signalers.

It isn't generous, it's selfish.

R240 I’ve seen this countless numbers of times whether it’s at bars or parties etc And you’ll have the white woke gays who keep trying to take it to the topic of inclusivity and all these other keywords, And they’re like a dog with a bone they just can’t let it go. It’s like they’re OCD and they have some obsession With making sure that everyone knows that they are woke and not racist. Black and POC people are just looking at them like “OK cool. But I just want to get buzzed and have fun.”

Right, any white person who finds a non-white person attractive is obviously fetishizing them and virtue-signaling. There's NO WAY anyone would find a POC attractive without having some kind of gross agenda because they're all so fucking ugly!

I'm so glad we have disgusting racist incels like r239 and r240 to explain the world to us.

R242 You're the one saying that. I'd suggest growing up but that ship has clearly sailed.

R242 that’s your interpretation

That's what you said, jizzrag

I’m laying on my sofa now and just hate the faggotry in skirts. Fuck fun, boys and Taylor. Now be a dear and make Mamma another Hi-Ball. Signed, A Bitter Faggot

r242 It's as if they can't hear the things they say, isn't it? And then of course once called out they try to pretend that's not what they said at all.

I'll be the joy some young gay man feels his first summer there. I will never be forgotten or replicated.

I’m Anthony Malone.

Nobody wants a black bottom

I do!

Woke White Gays:

R242 I’m talking about the guys who ONLY find POC attractive.

It’s hilarious how that’s fine, or a black guy only into black guys, but god forbid a white guy is only into white guys.

[quote]I’m talking about the guys who ONLY find POC attractive.

Do you actually think that makes your original statement any better?

I don’t like the phrase- People of Color

Can one now say -Colored People?

Lumping ALL people who aren’t white into that category is stupid when there are extreme variations in people who aren’t white.

I’m the local ads on Rentmen, discounts begin at Sunday evening.

I’m the worst avocado toast you will ever eat in your life.

I'm shocked.

I thought I had landed in paradise and to this day love it. Sure you can burn out on the scene. You can also bliss out on the physical beauty around you both human and the place itself.

I go there now for long weekends once or twice a season and stay in old friends homes. I’ve long ago outgrown the experiences of my youth, not quite enough to do for longer and or more frequent visits. But the fun being had is a gas to observe. Substance abuse is a risk of course but if you can focus on the fun and not take yourself or the place seriously- you’ll have a ball. And you really might fall in love.

I've never lived in New York but our family visited friends on Fire Island way back in the early 70s . That must have been the first time I experienced what we call bucket hats and we foreigners definitely thought of them as part of a Fire Island identity. I haven't been back since but know of its reputation. It gives me little chill-thrills to hear bucket hats mentioned.

[quote] I go there now for long weekends once or twice a season and stay in old friends homes.

I genuinely misread that as you “stay in old friends holes”. I’ve clearly been on DL too much now and must leave.

Anyone going to that place this summer?

They look like fools in those skirts.

R263 their straight coworkers had a good laugh