Chris Cuomo - Fuck, what a beautiful chest!

Gross. Looks like he's on 'roids.

Sad thirst trap.

Is this going to happen to Don Lemon too?

Is he using steroids? What a waste.

I can’t imagine the potential for his temper if he’s on the juice.

He’s trying to become Lyle alzedo

Damn, he knows all the gays want some of that!

[quote] Is this going to happen to Don Lemon too?

I’m guessing Don saw this pic of Chris and shot his lemonade.

Compared to your average muscle whore that is not a great chest.

Oh please. He is straining REAL HARD to keep those flabby tits from sagging.

What a narcy! You couldn't keep enough mirrors in the house for him.

Don't you all recall the shirtless pics of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite, looking ripped AF?

OP, that’s a very phallic-looking pose.

He looks … crispy.

Chris looks fucking amazing for a 53 year old.

You bitches are just JEALOUS!!!

Speaking of old guys with saggy, droopy tits, he's no Robert F. Kennedy Jr., that's for damn sure.

[quote]The man is gorgeous.

I respectfully disagree.

R12, Cuomo, you obviously never saw John Chancellor in yellow speedos.

That's a big ass tuna! I give the chest an 8 out of a 10, he's Italian so he's hairy so it looks like he shaved it all off which is disappointing to me.

The filthy, degusting things that I'd let Chris Cuomo do to me can't be written here on a family website.

[quote] he's Italian so he's hairy so it looks like he shaved it all off

Chris isn't hairy.

His body is naturally smooth, and not shaved.

Just what kind of family do you come from, r21?

This isn't a fucking family website R21 you stupid fucking FRAU CUNT.

[quote]Chris looks fucking amazing for a 53 year old.

And then he speaks.

He's fat!

"Let's Get After It", the new banner on his Only Fans page.

I'm curious if he fucks good

Well!

Pity about the 5 inch dick and ruined career.

I wanna call him Fredo during sex and make him madder.

I wish instead of a big catch his long fat slab was hanging between his legs, in its glory for us to see

He stopped being hot when he got Covid.

Granted, I wouldn't throw him out of bed and I would definitely rim him but that's too much!

I bet Don Lemon made a pass at Chris at some point…

^ maybe in his dreams.

He looks fine but he has the most abrasive, self-important personality and he doesn't shut up. Nope.

I think he would let a guy blow him. Seems like the type. And yes OP he is fkin hot.

[quote] I think he would let a guy blow him. Seems like the type. And yes OP he is fkin hot.

He also seems the type to smack you around while you're sucking his cock, and then he would ram it in your mouth and make you choke, until he shoots his hot load down your throat!!!!!

*fanning myself*

R39 Just how I like it. I like my daddys to be rough to me and I am rough to my twinks.

I cannot believe nobody has commented on this yet. I guess I'll have to.

His big dark silver-dollar , dark brown southern-Italian nipples are PRIMO.

The kind where you try to fit the whole pec in your mouth while chewing 'em good.

Nobody said it was a *successful* pass.

One is reminded of Barbara Walters' 1994 Playboy spread.

Nope - next.

I don't get the hairless thing -- maybe electrolysis? I bet he has the tightest, curliest pubes, just like his head of hair.

Chris, I seem to recall Dan Rather presenting hole. What's your hole look like?

I recall Dan Rather reading Gibbons’ Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire in the original Latin.

He’s beautiful.

He’s gay friendly.

He’s thirsty.

He’s sexy.

R48, he also just said he is open to voting for Trump in 2024. He's an idiot.

R48, he's a dickwad.

He’s red, inflated and on roids. Gross.

Dead to me. Biden's younger brother has more suckable nipples and cock.

[quote] Chris isn't hairy. His body is naturally smooth, and not shaved.

And I am a 9/11 orphan-turned-volleyball star of Baruch College, who worked on Wall Street and quit to pursue her dream of owning and operating a dog charity for disabled vets.

[quote]he also just said he is open to voting for Trump in 2024.

He sure did, and I'm mystified. Could it be because his wife is a Repug? Or because of the public downfall his brother suffered, which led to his own professional issues? After all that Trump has wrought in this country, to even casually toss something like that out there as a member of a famous liberal family, is completely bonkers. Something weird is going on in this country, for sure.

Chris wants to vote for a fellow New Yorker.

Chris Cuomo is very, very dumb...and a loser.

Natural muscles are so much hotter. He looks like a freak.

the young Sam Donaldson?

Who is that guy, R58?