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Chris Cuomo - Fuck, what a beautiful chest!

The man is gorgeous.

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by Anonymousreply 59December 5, 2023 6:44 AM

Gross. Looks like he's on 'roids.

by Anonymousreply 1July 28, 2023 2:08 AM

Sad thirst trap.

by Anonymousreply 2July 28, 2023 2:23 AM

Is this going to happen to Don Lemon too?

by Anonymousreply 3July 28, 2023 3:17 AM

Is he using steroids? What a waste.

by Anonymousreply 4July 28, 2023 3:51 AM

I can’t imagine the potential for his temper if he’s on the juice.

by Anonymousreply 5July 28, 2023 3:54 AM

He’s trying to become Lyle alzedo

by Anonymousreply 6July 28, 2023 4:01 AM

Damn, he knows all the gays want some of that!

by Anonymousreply 7July 28, 2023 4:25 AM

[quote] Is this going to happen to Don Lemon too?

I’m guessing Don saw this pic of Chris and shot his lemonade.

by Anonymousreply 8July 28, 2023 5:11 AM

Compared to your average muscle whore that is not a great chest.

by Anonymousreply 9July 28, 2023 5:17 AM

Oh please. He is straining REAL HARD to keep those flabby tits from sagging.

by Anonymousreply 10July 28, 2023 5:19 AM

What a narcy! You couldn't keep enough mirrors in the house for him.

by Anonymousreply 11July 28, 2023 5:27 AM

Don't you all recall the shirtless pics of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite, looking ripped AF?

by Anonymousreply 12July 28, 2023 5:30 AM

OP, that’s a very phallic-looking pose.

by Anonymousreply 13July 28, 2023 7:27 AM

He looks … crispy.

by Anonymousreply 14July 28, 2023 7:31 AM

Chris looks fucking amazing for a 53 year old.

You bitches are just JEALOUS!!!

by Anonymousreply 15July 28, 2023 11:23 AM

Speaking of old guys with saggy, droopy tits, he's no Robert F. Kennedy Jr., that's for damn sure.

by Anonymousreply 16July 28, 2023 11:26 AM

[quote]The man is gorgeous.

I respectfully disagree.

by Anonymousreply 17July 28, 2023 11:28 AM

R12, Cuomo, you obviously never saw John Chancellor in yellow speedos.

by Anonymousreply 18July 28, 2023 1:47 PM
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by Anonymousreply 19July 28, 2023 1:50 PM

That's a big ass tuna! I give the chest an 8 out of a 10, he's Italian so he's hairy so it looks like he shaved it all off which is disappointing to me.

by Anonymousreply 20July 28, 2023 1:55 PM

The filthy, degusting things that I'd let Chris Cuomo do to me can't be written here on a family website.

by Anonymousreply 21July 28, 2023 1:58 PM

[quote] he's Italian so he's hairy so it looks like he shaved it all off

Chris isn't hairy.

His body is naturally smooth, and not shaved.

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by Anonymousreply 22July 28, 2023 1:58 PM

Just what kind of family do you come from, r21?

by Anonymousreply 23July 28, 2023 2:19 PM

This isn't a fucking family website R21 you stupid fucking FRAU CUNT.

by Anonymousreply 24July 28, 2023 2:30 PM

[quote]Chris looks fucking amazing for a 53 year old.

And then he speaks.

by Anonymousreply 25July 28, 2023 3:16 PM

He's fat!

by Anonymousreply 26July 28, 2023 3:20 PM

"Let's Get After It", the new banner on his Only Fans page.

by Anonymousreply 27July 28, 2023 3:26 PM

I'm curious if he fucks good

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by Anonymousreply 29July 28, 2023 3:48 PM

Pity about the 5 inch dick and ruined career.

by Anonymousreply 30July 28, 2023 4:17 PM

I wanna call him Fredo during sex and make him madder.

by Anonymousreply 31July 28, 2023 4:20 PM

I wish instead of a big catch his long fat slab was hanging between his legs, in its glory for us to see

by Anonymousreply 32July 28, 2023 4:21 PM

He stopped being hot when he got Covid.

by Anonymousreply 33July 28, 2023 4:24 PM

Granted, I wouldn't throw him out of bed and I would definitely rim him but that's too much!

by Anonymousreply 34July 28, 2023 5:16 PM

I bet Don Lemon made a pass at Chris at some point…

by Anonymousreply 35July 28, 2023 5:25 PM

^ maybe in his dreams.

by Anonymousreply 36July 28, 2023 7:28 PM

He looks fine but he has the most abrasive, self-important personality and he doesn't shut up. Nope.

by Anonymousreply 37July 28, 2023 7:31 PM

I think he would let a guy blow him. Seems like the type. And yes OP he is fkin hot.

by Anonymousreply 38July 28, 2023 7:34 PM

[quote] I think he would let a guy blow him. Seems like the type. And yes OP he is fkin hot.

He also seems the type to smack you around while you're sucking his cock, and then he would ram it in your mouth and make you choke, until he shoots his hot load down your throat!!!!!

*fanning myself*

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by Anonymousreply 39July 28, 2023 9:29 PM

R39 Just how I like it. I like my daddys to be rough to me and I am rough to my twinks.

by Anonymousreply 40July 28, 2023 10:00 PM

I cannot believe nobody has commented on this yet. I guess I'll have to.

His big dark silver-dollar , dark brown southern-Italian nipples are PRIMO.

The kind where you try to fit the whole pec in your mouth while chewing 'em good.

by Anonymousreply 41July 28, 2023 10:06 PM

Nobody said it was a *successful* pass.

by Anonymousreply 42July 28, 2023 10:10 PM

One is reminded of Barbara Walters' 1994 Playboy spread.

by Anonymousreply 43July 28, 2023 10:15 PM

Nope - next.

by Anonymousreply 44July 28, 2023 10:36 PM

I don't get the hairless thing -- maybe electrolysis? I bet he has the tightest, curliest pubes, just like his head of hair.

by Anonymousreply 45July 29, 2023 12:17 AM

Chris, I seem to recall Dan Rather presenting hole. What's your hole look like?

by Anonymousreply 46July 29, 2023 1:03 AM

I recall Dan Rather reading Gibbons’ Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire in the original Latin.

by Anonymousreply 47December 1, 2023 12:08 AM

He’s beautiful.

He’s gay friendly.

He’s thirsty.

He’s sexy.

by Anonymousreply 48December 1, 2023 8:02 AM

R48, he also just said he is open to voting for Trump in 2024. He's an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 49December 1, 2023 8:07 AM

R48, he's a dickwad.

by Anonymousreply 50December 1, 2023 8:16 AM

He’s red, inflated and on roids. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 51December 1, 2023 9:41 AM

Dead to me. Biden's younger brother has more suckable nipples and cock.

by Anonymousreply 52December 1, 2023 1:02 PM

[quote] Chris isn't hairy. His body is naturally smooth, and not shaved.

And I am a 9/11 orphan-turned-volleyball star of Baruch College, who worked on Wall Street and quit to pursue her dream of owning and operating a dog charity for disabled vets.

by Anonymousreply 53December 5, 2023 12:31 AM

[quote]he also just said he is open to voting for Trump in 2024.

He sure did, and I'm mystified. Could it be because his wife is a Repug? Or because of the public downfall his brother suffered, which led to his own professional issues? After all that Trump has wrought in this country, to even casually toss something like that out there as a member of a famous liberal family, is completely bonkers. Something weird is going on in this country, for sure.

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by Anonymousreply 54December 5, 2023 12:51 AM

Chris wants to vote for a fellow New Yorker.

by Anonymousreply 55December 5, 2023 1:45 AM

Chris Cuomo is very, very dumb...and a loser.

by Anonymousreply 56December 5, 2023 2:26 AM

Natural muscles are so much hotter. He looks like a freak.

by Anonymousreply 57December 5, 2023 2:29 AM

the young Sam Donaldson?

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by Anonymousreply 58December 5, 2023 2:32 AM

Who is that guy, R58?

by Anonymousreply 59December 5, 2023 6:44 AM
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