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Matteo Lane introduces his boyfriend Rodrigo

Nelly meet Nelly

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by Anonymousreply 17August 23, 2023 1:38 AM

Annoyingly dressed alike

by Anonymousreply 1July 27, 2023 9:23 PM

Hot boyfriend. Though he looks Middle-Eastern to me more than Mexican.

by Anonymousreply 2July 27, 2023 9:36 PM

Correction, OP: Nelly, Nelly and Nelly

by Anonymousreply 3July 28, 2023 12:23 AM

Mateo should keep his boyfriend off camera. It's just way too much information and too dirty with all that shitty candy and tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 4July 28, 2023 12:26 AM

I can't. I just can't. Sorry OP.

by Anonymousreply 5July 28, 2023 12:30 AM

So, do you think they hid Rodrigo in the trunk on the way back from Mexico?

by Anonymousreply 6July 28, 2023 12:40 AM

Matteo is Italian and Mexican so maybe he feels he's getting in touch with his Mexican roots,.

by Anonymousreply 7July 28, 2023 2:04 AM

A very, very, extremely ridiculously juvenile and unnecessary video.

This damages Mateo's reputation as a standup comedian for whom anyone would buy a ticket.

by Anonymousreply 8July 28, 2023 2:17 AM

I’ve married now!

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by Anonymousreply 9August 23, 2023 12:44 AM

He's hot but those baseball caps on both kill most of the magic

by Anonymousreply 10August 23, 2023 12:50 AM

Agreed, R8 I really like his stand up....the video was beneath his capacities.

by Anonymousreply 11August 23, 2023 12:51 AM

I wonder if they will have an open marriage. Matteo doesn’t seem to be the monogamous type.

by Anonymousreply 12August 23, 2023 12:56 AM

Stupid. They've only been dating a few months.

by Anonymousreply 13August 23, 2023 12:57 AM

Well, if anything it will give him fodder for new material.

by Anonymousreply 14August 23, 2023 1:04 AM

My friends in school told me that the Mexican slang for pussy = a candy (panocha). Is that true?

by Anonymousreply 15August 23, 2023 1:08 AM

This marriage will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 16August 23, 2023 1:32 AM

Anjnpying he had his leg over his bfs and was constantly touching him,

by Anonymousreply 17August 23, 2023 1:38 AM
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