Morbidly obese female gang robs Sacramento Burlington Coat Factory

To add insult to injury, they didn't return their shopping carts to the cart corral!

Mandatory Ozempic as part of her sentencing.

I blame the Hamburglar.

What maroons.

Apropos of nothing, I can't imagine day-to-day life at that weight. It must be a truly terrible existence. And what is that growth on her leg? I thought it was a purse she was hiding under her pants, but it appears to be part of her body.

Reminded me of a knot on a tree. An obese tree.

r5 That's her ass that's migrated to the south because it's been forced out by the hip fat that is now where her ass should be.

I feel like our cave-dwelling ancestors would understand the man-on-man love, but this – an adult the size of an elephant? This is something they wouldn't be able to wrap their heads around. She has failed herself and her species as a whole.

What lovely people - they'll likely go unprosecuted

Gives new meaning to the phrase “as thick as thieves.”

What on earth is worth stealing at Burlington Coat Factory?

They seem fine.

Waddling.

Now that's what you call haulin' ass!

This is my home town. The other side of town.

Is that a volleyball-sized edema hanging from the most obese one's knee.

At least they left their Walmart supplied Rascal’s at the door on the way out.

Agree with R11.

Doing hard time for stealing shit, and I do mean shit, from Burlington Coat Factory?

No thanks.

I love that Chris Rock was there recording and in the Weather Girls’s faces like this!

Would she lose weight in prison? Incarceration could be the best thing to happen to her.

Those girls worry me. They all look so skinny and malnourished... 😭😭😭 Maybe that is why they were stealing, so they could buy some food! You people need to be more understanding - not everyone is as lucky as you, who are well fed and could survive for ten years thanks to the crumbs stuck to your caftans.

They remind me of that poor waif-like girl, Kelly Clarkson. She also needs to eat more ice cram and lard pizza in order to reach a healthy weight!

Maybe they were stealing snack purses, r20

At the trial, a shocked juror is going to stand up and say, “Your Honor, the defendant is eating a meatball sandwich right out in court!”

That poor car. It wasn't made to carry that kind of weight.

Please tell me that was stolen merchandise stuffed into her pants. Please. 😳

Has rescue-chick commented?

If that's what they do to Burlington Coat Factory, just imagine what they do to the buffet at Golden Corral.

[quote] Please tell me that was stolen merchandise stuffed into her pants.

Those are her snack pants.

R27- W&W, 😂

I hope the videographer turned that film into the police

Send those porkers to me!

R29- He made sure to get their license plate on the video. They are stone cold busted. I'm surprised they didn't start a fight with him over it, but at that size unless they sat on him what could they do?

Anyone else lowkey charmed that the group was multiracial?

AND they parked in the Handicap spot!!!

R32 Another win for diversity!

r33 Obesity is a disability you judgemental cunt!

R33-;I noticed that! 🤣

Don’t most thieves know they are always being recorded.

I have a different take. Who are the morons who record this stuff? Those women could have had guns. Why get involved like that.

[quote] Those women could have had guns

In those outfits? You can see the leg veins she's packed in so tight never mind a concealed weapon

That was just stupid. Are people really that stupid? How can they think they won't be caught? And I'd love to see the scene inside the store while they were "running" away. Jesus!

How do you know that it’s for real?

It's just "Burlington." They dropped the "Coat Factory" a while back because people thought they only sold coats.

^An extra reason for our own rescue-chick to comment.

They lacked the poise, agility and style of their black urban flash mob counterparts, but they seemed to make a good haul.

True justice would be seeing that poor struggling Dodge coup get t-boned by a speeding semi and watching as those three elephant seals squirmed and mewed in pain in a massive pool of their own blood while trying to reach for their various detached body parts.

AND they had the audacity to park in handicapped!!

Rescue chick would go bankrupt within the week, trying to rehome that beast.

[quote]True justice would be seeing that poor struggling Dodge coup get t-boned by a speeding semi and watching as those three elephant seals squirmed and mewed in pain in a massive pool of their own blood while trying to reach for their various detached body parts.

C'mon. They stole some cheap shit from Burlington. They didn't shoot up a nursery school. Let's keep everything in perspective.

Is it wrong that I kind of love this? They likely won’t do any time for this. It’s too low level.

r45 is a trash person.

Team Big Bitches

The plate number is right there on the video. Security probably said, "Nope, not today Satan" and let them waddle out because this is clearly a job for the police now. They have the plates, track these fools down.

[quote] Sacramento

Which means they'll never be charged. Hell, the police will give them an escort to their next mass robbery.

Too much, R45.

But here:

(and straight to the police station)

They had to start closing The Walmart supercenter at 11:00 in my area. No more 24/7 hours because thief's were cleaning them out. I watched one night and people were leaving the store with carts full of unpaid merchandise. The night shift Walmart employees allowed this because they hate Walmart for not paying them a livable salary.

John Waters has stopped making films because he can't get funding, he's said so quite plainly.

Which is a damn shame, this would be the perfect project for Waters and Chrissy Metz!

I went into Burlington the other day to buy a door mat, and there's a security guard posted at the entrance of the store. I am surprised that there isn't one in Sacramento.

Gabourey Sidibe is Bertha

Chrissy Metz is Bernadette

Sara Ramirez is Pat

Kirstie Alley (recreated with AI) is Maureen

[quote] They had to start closing The Walmart supercenter at 11:00 in my area. No more 24/7 hours because thief's were cleaning them out.

I don't think there are very many (if any) Walmarts open 24/7 anymore. They reduced their hours during COVID and have never returned to 24/7 hours. I don't think shoplifting had anything to do with it.

This calls for the Twinkie Defense, if caught.

Walmarts are open 24/7 in Brazil.

Now those are some great big gals on a mission!

Are they still at…. large?

Little Debbie’s are getting expensive. Bitches gotta eat!

[quote]thief's

Oh, dear. It's 'thieves'.

[quote]The night shift Walmart employees allowed this because they hate Walmart for not paying them a livable salary.

[quote]Walmarts are open 24/7 in Brazil. —Lipstick-lesbian (Because we're not barbarians.)

The crime rate in Brazil is much higher than in the U.S. - what are you talking about?

No - it's likely that they've been told to not challenge thieves because of liabilities. Which does suggest that security guards are just window dressing, like a fake CCTV camera. No wonder thieves feel so bold.

^^ I fucked up that above but you can probably guess what response was meant for what quote.

A young man was ahead of me in line at Aldi today. African asylum seeker. I had stopped to buy two melons because they were small and overpriced in the more upscale shop 2 floors below, in this urban mall. He had a basket with at least a dozen beers in it. He put it on the conveyor belt and then casually opened his sack and put in all the beers to one. In full view of everyone. He left one on the belt. When he got to the bottle blond female cashier he said madame I have 3 in my bag so 4. I bit my tongue. There was nothing in it for me and possibly danger. The cashier was a Ukrainian refugee. It seemed to complicated. I just gave him my stern school marm judgy look as he walked off. He returned my gaze with no hostility, nor gratitude, maybe a tiny bit of guilt. A guilty look. It was my turn next. The Ukrainian refugee's French was already passable I discovered when she screwed up the prices on both my melons. And it was complicated. Suddenly she was concerned to get the right price for the stupid shop. At this point I informed her that the young man had just made off with at least 8 unpaid beers. She said I know he had beer in the sack he told me. I said he told you 3 but he had a least a dozen. She was very annoyed with ME and I realized I should have kept my big mouth shut.

Corporations are obsessed with attributing problems to street crime. They don't want to admit brick and mortar stores have been dying off for YEARS due to E-commerce. Sales were plunging even before Covid.

Seems like a questionable site, but pretty reasonable analysis.

The moral of the story is that many corporations write all this off. And nobody wants to get involved if the identified perps seem to be in a complicated category - justice wise - or might be erratic or dangerous. The thieves are stealing items that are essentially worthless to corporations, in the larger perspective. One reason being that there are enough honest people who are NOT stealing, rather buying all this stuff. (And this makes us feel like chumps and makes us cynical and angry. Why be honest? There is no reward.). Also the staffs are universally overworked, and unpaid, and many of them are immigrants trying to get a leg up by working for retailers. It's a dead end, or a temporary gig, and they don't want complications either.

I know that the cost of living has increased but stealing is seldom justifiable. And those big bitches can’t fit into those clothes. My guess would be that they are going to sell the stuff.

Most people who steal from stores aren't doing it to feed their kid but to sell it and get money for it.

What's going to happen is that in post industrial rich nations, there will be a underclass who is permitted to steal. And corporations and justice will shrug their shoulders. I never in all my life expected open theft to tolerated here in Switzerland, of all places, land of RULES, but I see it regularly now - in corporate retail. Chains that is. Which seem to have silently decided to tolerate it.

What is the loss that will be acceptable to such corporations?

It really pisses me off when I see a parent thieving with their kids in tow. I see this regularly at self checkout. The kids know what is going on.

I think they are doing it because morality has gone down the shitter. They are immoral and very self centered. Marginal economic status is a factor of course, but the key element to activate the theft is immorality.

Best line at the top of the comments on IG. That's not a gang, it's a herd.

Their car tag is likely stolen, since they made no effort to cover it up.

Obviously these bovine creatures were not raised right.

R56, can you fucking blame him? Just look at most of the comments on Datalounge, some of the comments here. The fact that NOTHING can be irreverent, non-politically correct humorous anymore. My partner and I were just talking this weekend about how hillarious those SNL skits from the 90s were; the ones with Adam Sandler, Chris Farley and David Spade where they played the gap girls or female friends at restaurants, etc. There's a reason we don't see that kind of stuff anymore: because it wouldn't be tolerated. Even Datalounge is so brutally trolled that more than half of the general threads have some psycho going off on the OP for their opinion or topic or attempt at humor, etc.

Do you really think John Waters' stuff would be able to get play today? No way. This is where we are now. The trolls have literally taken over. Any guess as to what demographic makes up for the majority of them?

[Fat] girls just wanna have fun.

This happens all the time in California. The car is probably stolen. They’ve probably already done the same thing at Victoria’s Secret, Sunglass Hut and Nordstrom since this was filmed.

[quote]They’ve probably already done the same thing at Victoria’s Secret..

Did you happen to see the video, R79?

R79 *Lane Bryant

Can someone slow down the Benny Hill theme and overlay it here?

At the end of the video you see their black pimp in the front passenger seat.

Holy Moley! I'd better get some armed guards pronto!

[quote]They’ve probably already done the same thing at Victoria’s Secret, Sunglass Hut and Nordstrom since this was filmed.

Victoria's BIG Secret

I sent the link to Georgia Tent and Awning to be on the lookout.

Victoria's a secret to them. Those women can't get into cute underwear, they wear bloomers.

They have backyard/basement sales for these clothes via word of mouth. A gang got busted one time in Bay Area for this.

R46 that shows how truly cunning and smart these criminals are! Handicapped Parking is usually closer to the store.

I am going to be fingering myself feverishly to Anne Murray's Hottest Night of The Year while watching that video UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!!!!!!

Just how much food would you have to eat to get that fat? They must be shovelling it in non stop from the minute they get up until they get rolled out to the ocean. Even if they eat the cheapest shit that you can buy, they must spend a fortune on food. None of them will have ever worked, how much does social security pay in the US?

We're big boned!

It's water weight!

Gubbermint cheese.

R78- I don't remember which one of SNL players did the Torri Spelling skits, but she was hilarious.

How is she even mobile at that weight? She should be riding a scooter.

I want to see the police lineup.

R67 couldn't stop himself from ratting the guy out. Thanks a lot, Nark Twain!

R95 Melanie Hutsel (sp) she also played Jan Brady and the Delta, Delta, Delta chick.

How were they even able to get away? All loss prevention needed to do was trip one of them and the "chase" would've been over!

They parked in handicapped so they wouldn't have to run so far. That was real smart. What cunning criminals! What a well planned operation!

I think their main problem is portion control and late night snacks.

If they were real criminals they would have thought ahead and parked facing out so they wouldn't have to waste time backing out of the parking space. Amateurs!

What's up with Brazilian and her false proclamations about their crime rates?

R102, where do you live? Show me your subway system.

I'm actually in Sacramento.

And it's incumbent on you, r103, to provide the stats contasting countries since you brought up relative crime rates.

BTW, rates should be per capita.

Well, R104, I'm here, downtown - it's 11:25 p.m. right now and I can take a walk down the street if I want to:

R105 needs to go back and realize I said that our Walmarts are open 24/7 - because we are not barbarians.

As exemplified by our subway system below.

Enjoy the ride.

You failed to answer my questions, though.

And, do your posts truly depict your country accurately for those unfortunate enough not to earn as much as you must to live in such nice areas?

[quote]Can someone slow down the Benny Hill theme and overlay it here?

I think this is more apropos.

In a Dodge Charger.

That car could have been stolen, R31.

As long as you stay in the rich areas....

Has anyone considered that the plates were stolen. Or the entire car? It's important to mention these possibilities.

Why are we talking about Brazil when the real topic is Larcenous Fatsies on the Lam?

The one in the brown pants looked like she had another person in there with her.

The car would have had to be fitted with a special enhanced suspension used to transport groups of rhinos. So the car wasn't stolen R114. It was their car and owned by the one who waddled the slowest and was last and then wedged herself into the drivers seat.

I wonder how many ladies like these the mustache guy has out stealing for him.

The success of this shoplifting squad is based on their invisibility. No one ever notices these stealthy thieves at work.

Does the county jail have cells that big? But I guess they would get bail because they aren't much of a flight risk.

I bet the people inside the store were to terrified to approach them. I wish we had some video from inside the store.

[quote] You failed to answer my questions

Get your own stats, boo, you're the one who brought them up / who is itching for them. Google is your friend.

[quote] And, do your posts truly depict your country accurately for those unfortunate enough not to earn as much as you must to live in such nice areas?

'Such nice areas'? Oh, honey. Come visit us next summer. It's www.cidadedesaopaulo.com - start with the video at R107, look at the website and go from there. R113 can tag along for the ride, if that's not you again.

This here São Paulo is the biggest city in the Western Hemisphere (that means all of Europe, the UK, Africa and the three Americas) - [bold]bigger than NYC and LA combined[/bold], and yet... our homeless problem is less than 1/100 of what you've got going on over there. You can look up the stats for that, too.

Say 'hello' to the Gods of the Present, and blessed be.

Assault with a deadly peripheral edema!

r122 I have the UTMOST confidence in the accuracy of Sao Paolos homeless statistics.

[quote] Sao Paolos

Learn how to spell and then get back to us.

I find it hard to believe nobody recognizes the woman in the brown pants

[quote]I find it hard to believe nobody recognizes the woman in the brown pants

Jupiter? Saturn? Aldebaran?

The metro area of São Paulo is almost the same size as New York's.

[quote]The metro area of São Paulo is almost the same size as New York's.

The metro area of São Paulo is almost the same size as the ass on the woman in the brown pants.

Mexico City, SP, NY and Moscow are all about the same size in metro population. For Fucks Sake.

São Paulo is a [bold]25.5 million people city[/bold]. Why the hell are we talking about this?

Has the Trip The Light Fantastic squad at OP been identified? Do tell.

I'm really lost as to what Sao Paolos' homelessness rate has to to with this crime but apparently they lead the other cities of Brazil.

São Paulo, the country’s largest metropolis and the 17th richest city in the world counts 52,226 unhoused among its 12,396,372 inhabitants. For comparison, New York City, with a population of around 8.5 million, saw nearly 69,000 homeless people pass through its main shelter system in December 2022, with thousands more estimated to be sleeping in public spaces, according to the Coalition for the Homeless.

In Brazil, São Paulo’s homelessness rate is four times higher than in Rio de Janeiro and 4.7 times higher than in Belo Horizonte, the second and third cities with the largest homeless populations in the country.

Oh, but they are just “curvy” gals…

R132 has found out there are cca. 60,000 homeless people in a city of 25,500,000 hos (that means only 0.2% of the population here is homeless, btw) - but she STILL can't spell [bold]São Paulo[/bold] to save her LIFE!

How about you try and update us on this sitch in Sacramento instead, bitch?

What's that thing on the one heifer's leg? It looks like a wing of fat.

It is exactly that R135. Disgusting.

R117, how would those idiots afford to have a car fitted with a special suspension?

disability checks

[quote] how would those idiots afford to have a car fitted with a special suspension?

I doubt their pimp pays taxes or withholds for social security

I always wondered what the big gay bear looks like. Those must’ve been his tranny friends.

They stole that too R137.

Well that's why I said earlier that the car could have been stolen, R141.

I’m from Sacramento but I don’t live there at the present time. Jesus, that last woman can hardly walk and there’s something hanging from her left leg. Fat or stolen property?

R140 = Troll #6080, the one who wants to murder trannies.

They are helium balloons, R143, to provide buoyancy.

Has any news outlet in the Sacramento are covered this theft?

I doubt the car was stolen, someone who goes after big ticket items like cars probably wouldn't bother with a couple of hundred dollars worth of crap from Burlington. What are they going to clear if they sell a trunk full of worthless crap, $100 between the lot of them?

No, these are probably real-life desperate housewives, who are trying to live in an area where rents have skyrocketed and the homeless population has exploded, because all the low-income housing has just become high-income housing.

Real life desperate housewives? You're too kind. Houses, maybe. Housewives, not so much.

Bump

Did the cops find them?

r149=moron

That car's suspension system must be in dire shape.

[quote] these are probably real-life desperate housewives, who are trying to live in an area where rents have skyrocketed and the homeless population has exploded, because all the low-income housing has just become high-income housing.

Don't give them that much dignity. They were sent in by their sugarman who sat safe in the front passenger seat as they took the risks. They've got to pay his bills.

does he fuck them? How does he fuck them? Does he have a foot long dong? How can a dong make it through the canyons of blubber to the vagine, or the... don't say it!

Don’t pimps usually have. A stable of hos? Are there that many men with extreme obsesity fetishes?

Someone undoubtedly recognizes them if this clip has gone viral, and someone has undoubtedly sent the video to the local cops.

If nobody on the Datalounge recognizes them it's not surprising, there aren't that many posters here and few gays would be caught dead in Sacramento. Especially that part of Sacramento.

I can’t believe the guard didn’t follow them. Ross and TJ Maxx always have them.

Are there places she can't reach with a washcloth?

These gals have finally hit the BIG time-- the Daily Mail!

What is the chick in brown pants wearing on her left foot?

Uh oh! If they've made the Daily Mail they're fucked. People all over the world will be laughing at them now and trying to figure out what's wrong with the fattest one who can barely walk because of the fat growths on her legs.

What are those elastic string nets called which cover precooked hams in the supermarket?

That's what she's wearing on her foot R160. Like this:

It really looks like it r162

Taser proof

Brown pants lady has clothes stuffed in her pants leg, just as we suspected, and some are spilling out the bottom. I think her shoes are black and that pink is some kind of fabric item. Maybe they bought stuff in pink so they could have a Barbie party...

I'm right aren't I R163! Horrifying.

I think brown pants lady is wearing a slipper on her left hoof because the swelling in that haunch means her regular shoe doesn't fit her.

I love the DM headline. They do the best shade:

"Burlington store in Sacramento is raided by trio of female shoplifters who make VERY slow getaway pushing shopping carts filled with stolen booty"...

I hope the jail has a supply of Lume deodorant.

Lipstick Lesbian has slowly outed herself as an elitist. It's amazing how/the extent to which an upper-class Bolsonara wants approval when she can't get it from her very own.

And she doesn't seem to know which Sacramentan she's lashing out against.

Oh, for crying out loud.

They sure move fast for such extreme lard balls.

One thing - I should say to R170 that if she's here to school me on the 'hood, she's got another thing coming.

About Bolsonaro, on election day last year, bitch, I went to vote while passing kidney stones, in order to keep that freak from being re-elected. You think you know who you're talking to? I have cleaned toilets for a living. I'm proud of it. Have you ever cleaned [italic]your own[/italic] toilet? Didn't think so.

Finally: you wanna take a walk on the dark side? Come on down and I'll show you in person. You just take a deep breath and say the word.

Fucking frauen on this fucking board.

Lane Bryant lives Matter!!!!!

Have the hoggish hoodlums been caught yet?

Everytime I see someone in brown pants, I'm reminded of this classic joke I first heard in junior high:

[quote]A treasure ship on its way back to port when about halfway there, it was approached by a pirate ship, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze. "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!"

Stretch pants are the original enablers

^they let all this happen, didn’t they?

They have glandular issues!!!

The guy in the front passenger seat appears to be much younger than the thieves.

I couldn't get a good look at the thief who got in the back seat, behind the front seat passenger.

As the car was backing out, it appeared that the man in the passenger seat may have been smacked by the person sitting behind him. Like he might have been asleep in the front seat. Perhaps it was his mother in the seat behind him.

Jesus says gluttony is a sin! I say their existence is the sin!

Why don’t I ever see shit like this when I go shopping?

It’s all those new self checkouts, people be like well dang y’all

Bump

As to the Walmart thing, yes, it changed most places in America due to covid. It was nice to be able to go any time of day, but from about 11 at night until 7 in the morning, but you would have to shop around the stockers.

Now you have to shop around them all day long.

Not to mention shopping around those carts picking groceries for pickups. I think that is intentional. They would love to just have the inside of the store a Warehouse that picks and packs for people staying in their cars.

Flat white cracka azz. Ain't got no booty!

I HAVE BIG BONES

When the video focused on the stuff they had piled in the trunk, nothing that could be seen looked to be worth stealing.

I spotted a belt and a couple of bags. Some shoes had fallen to the pavement as they rushed to shove the loot into the car, but they were grabbed up by the lady who then climbed into the driver's seat. Surprised me because I thought in their rush, they would have left the shoes and run over them as they escaped. But no, the lady driver picked them up and had them in her hand when she got into the car.

What a wild and crazy scene, helped along by the narration of the videographer.

Did you notice how polite he was when he addressed one of the perpetrators to ask her name? A true gentleman.

Yeah they're going to sell it on Craigslist or where ever people sell stolen shit. None of it is for them, even if you stitched them all together they wouldn't fit.

r173 - How are you doing? You do not sound well threatening your lack of power, and actually going Trumpist with violent rhetoric and invective.

Besides being a threatening stupid cunt Trump advocate/and bullshit inert threats from your little Bolsonara head:

[QUOTE]Finally: you wanna take a walk on the dark side? Come on down and I'll show you in person. You just take a deep breath and say the word.

You truly sound preternaturally unable to either a) breath when your brain stem fails; or b) sustain debate where YOU are the primary feature being downed and declared for poor ethics

I'm doing fine, R191, thank you. How are you tonight? Listen, I was just giving it to you the way it is. Tell me: have you ever cleaned your own toilet? I sincerely want that answer.

Also, tell me this: what makes you think I'm a nutbag right-winger? I haven't been able to figure out that one. Is it because I showed you images of the highly organized, clean city we built for ourselves here in the South? For those are just facts. You tried to imply that I, as a Brazilian, have no business commenting that our Walmarts are open 24/7, as you clearly imagine this place to be a crime-ridden hellhole. It is not. An untold number of US cities are / look like the seventh circle of hell compared to Big Old Sampa. It is the way it is. So, what exactly is your point? And what precisely is your beef with me? Please, enlighten me - I don't understand.

By the way:

[quote] You truly sound preternaturally unable to either a) [bold]breath[/bold] when your brain stem fails

Oh, dear. [bold]Breathe[/bold]. Now try that again.

And I was serious, by the way: do you want to see with your own eyes how my city works, what it looks like, where I live? Perhaps go for a walk at midnight, or at 4 a.m. in the morning? Say the word and I'll be your guide, in person.

Forgive me, I need to say something else - this [bold]is[/bold] the dark side, and I'll tell you why. This here is the real world: a well-structured, but [italic]hard[/italic] city. It is big, and gray, and not for generic-ass frauen such as yourself. I can go anywhere in the Western world and get by alone. You, my darling, cannot. I can see it from what you write, the way you write it; the fact that you, a [italic]guest[/italic] here on our gay website, don't know how to conduct yourself accordingly.

I recognize you from other threads - you said you have a PhD in Psychology. I hate to tell you, but all this ⬆️ in your posts above is not giving "highly-educated woman in a debate". It's giving [bold]"white trash Karen causing a commotion at the storefront"[/bold], sadly.

Do you still want to speak to the manager, dear?

You seem done, Lady Karen apocalypse

Should we try this?

[QUOTE] I recognize you from other threads - you said you have a PhD in Psychology. I hate to tell you, but all this ⬆️ in your posts above is not giving "highly-educated woman in a debate". It's giving "white trash Karen causing a commotion at the storefront", sadly.

Please try again!

THAT is all you have to say for yourself, R196? Figures.

Still want to know about that toilet, though. Have you ever cleaned your own toilet, in your entire life? Do tell.

A roaring cunt Brazil decides she should run all shit,

[quote] A roaring cunt Brazil decides she should run all shit,

And that, y'all, was Dr. Karen White-Sacramentan, PhD in Clinical Psychology (yes - I just put your ass on ignoredar and checked; that is, indeed, you).

Let's give her a deafening round of applause.

Oh, and I'm Dr. Lipstick Lesbian, PhD in Linguistics - Grammar Theory (just so you can take that one home, you straight scum).

Bye-bye, motherfucker.

It doesn't mean you aren't an awful, self- obligated, self-derived obligate, right?

I didn't mean for our truncate Gal, Lizz, to stop this! R200, help meeee!

You're gonna have to pay myself and Muriel another 200,000 yearly DataLounge subscriptions in order to analyze me, R201.

How's the maiden voyage to the toilet cleaning going? Nowhere in sight? Could teach you a thing or two.

If you want nothing else, and you're not updating us on this marvelous Burlington Coat Factory robbery, despite being in the city where it took place, I'll advise you to pack up your white yoga pants and leave.

Spinning class is at 6 a.m. You should get some sleep.

And I don't know WTF that was at R202, but it sounds serious. Call 911 just in case.

A month ago I'd have rated LL as one of the more rational posters here. It must have been a really bad few weeks.

"Topping the list of the most dangerous places to live is Brazil, with South Africa coming in as the second-worst place, followed by Nigeria. “Brazil, South Africa and Nigeria—the bottom three countries in the Safety & Security subcategory—are also the three worst-rated destinations for personal safety in particular," says Malte Zeeck, founder and co-CEO of InterNations."

Okay, girl. Trust Forbes over someone who lives, works, takes public transportation, pays bills, travels around, sleeps here etc.

Friendly observation: this thread is not about Brazil. It's about a larcenous frau gang in Sacramento and their astonishing robbery operation. Stop posting this shit here. Start a new thread or get over yourself. Preferably the latter.

It would be like if they were stealing fruits and vegetables

R207 I trust numbers and statistics over your cheerleading anecdotes.

Can we not just go back to laughing at the fat women?

R209 And I trust my own government's numbers, the UN's and the World Bank's, among others. The Forbes article you linked exclusively cites data from a "survey from InterNations, a global community and information [bold]site[/bold] for people who live and work abroad". I'm a university professor, and you're handing in a pitiful 4th-grade-level essay.

Do what R210 says and stop embarrassing yourself.

Another thread devolved into fighting about something unrelated to the topic. Stop existing for arguing. You ruin this site.

Just block her, r212. She picks fights with posters in every thread.

Trolls derail threads all the time around here. You'd think people would learn not to respond to provocative posts or insults. Ignore them, block them, WTF ever.

Yes dont respond to them. If you must, dont respond in kind, that is what they want.

LL is also WWing herself

It’s as if all the hippos in the sac getaway car are fighting with each other on the DL

Everything's bigger in America

R211 "And I trust my own government's numbers" Then you are a fool.

"I'm a university professor" You can shove this shit right back into your asshole, cupcake.

I miss cupcake. Hope she starts posting again soon.

Looters should be harpooned!

If you're not a fatty who's willing to engage in fatty fisticuffs with your nemesis on youtube or tiktok, take your fight elsewhere!

The real question is does Brazil have heifers this big? And are they thieving?

Can you imagine being an acquaintance or neighbor and you see these people and you know them? OMG.

That god damned Dawn Davenport! She was the ring leader!

Why did Lipstick Lesbian spin herself to death on my account?

Bump, did they catch these fat fucks yet? Maybe set a bear trap with an apple fritter in it?

I hope they drove across America stealing shit slowly

Shambling away with their fat flaps blowing in the wind...

The saddest part is that they robbed a Burlington Coat Factory.

Right? At least knock over a TJ Maxx.

The same guy who video'd them and posted it also video'd a gang robbing a Gucci store at the Mall. Live.

Were they fat?

Try that in a small town. They only have dollar general.

THEY HAVE THEIR LICENSE PLATE AS CLEAR AS A BELL 🔔

And Op gets red tagged. Oh c'mon

Apparently one person was arrested, probably the owner of the car with the highly visible license plates.

And OMFG they're calling it "grand theft"??? Nothing grand about a Burlington, you could stuff the whole car with their crap and still not have a thousand dollars worth!

That article at R237 says the arrested woman was age 41!

Did the woman in the video look like she could be only 41?

[quote] the arrested woman was age 41

The pimp has probably abandoned them to hide in Atlanta

If anyone is wondering where LL started going sideways (beyond the trans threads) and upped the attacks, this may have been the trigger thread.

She didn't like being called a Bolsonara or thought if as elitist.

Whet this fat gang?

Their punishment should be a diet without sugar, dairy, flour or fatty meats for the next 5 years.

Yes, did they get caught? and harpooned? We need an update.

Gabourey Sidibe, Chrissy Metz, Ashley Graham and Selena Gomez think just because they’re famous they can do whatever they want!

I’d have to say that Burlington is my favorite coat factory. What sayeth you?

Nobody followed the clue.

If she had, her pernicious fate would be our own.

If only people had bothered to read.

[quote] I’d have to say that Burlington is my favorite coat factory. What sayeth you?

My favorite coat factory is Burlington.

My favorite music factory is C+C.

And my favorite cheesecake factory is ... well ... the Cheesecake Factory.

Those ladies be HAWT and i am joining they gang.

Has the Lipstick Mania been back yet? I check in every so often about her superior life as an elitist high-rise Sao Paolo denizen who ROSE from her kidney-riddled disease to declare herself No Bolsonara!, clutching herself as she went out to vote.

R8, you understand that you’re HER specie, correct?