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Chet fucking Hanks

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by Anonymousreply 192July 26, 2023 9:28 PM

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by Anonymousreply 1July 22, 2023 6:16 AM

^^^ Omg. That bikini is frightening. She should be arrested for wearing that.

by Anonymousreply 2July 22, 2023 6:18 AM

The bizarro world Ice-T and Coco

by Anonymousreply 3July 22, 2023 6:21 AM

Kim K here’s your next boyfriend

by Anonymousreply 4July 22, 2023 6:22 AM

I feel so sorry for Tom and Rita Hanks with this son. What a piece of work.

by Anonymousreply 5July 22, 2023 6:30 AM

r2 She's fine. Could do without all of the tattoos but her body is fine.

by Anonymousreply 6July 22, 2023 6:30 AM

Her body is FAKE. She has a kardashiass.

by Anonymousreply 7July 22, 2023 6:32 AM

Think of the children, R6. I don't want to look at her big exposed butt. I'd be fine with Chet wearing that bikini if he was at an isolated beach for gay men.

by Anonymousreply 8July 22, 2023 6:34 AM

We reap what we sow.

by Anonymousreply 9July 22, 2023 6:46 AM

Jesus, that pic is tough to see, and will be even tougher to unsee. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 10July 22, 2023 6:52 AM

His father is Hollywood royalty. Yet I can't for the life of me understand why in every picture I see of Chet he comes off as trailer park trash.

by Anonymousreply 11July 22, 2023 6:56 AM

Do Chet and his "paramours" really believe he's going to get cash upon Tom's death?

What's hw getting now?

by Anonymousreply 12July 22, 2023 7:06 AM

Maybe, maybe not, R12, but they will certainly get attention now and that's better than money in certain quarters.

by Anonymousreply 13July 22, 2023 7:37 AM

I find him utterly fascinating.

I used to wait tables and Rita Wilson was a semi regular. She was so nice and normal. Every time. To everyone. We all loved her. Tom was rarely with her, but when he was, he was nice too - if a bit distant and careful. I even served Colin Hanks a couple times. The whole family was normal. Or as normal as you can expect from such a famous family.

And then there's this guy.

by Anonymousreply 14July 22, 2023 8:21 AM

Are his raps still dope?

by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2023 8:24 AM

Colin by the first wife is a good actor and haven't heard anything about bad behavior with him.

Truman the other son by Rita played a younger version of Tom's character in A Man Called Otto, he is fit fat. Maybe he should take some workout tips from Chet.

by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2023 7:22 PM

Keeping it Klassy!

by Anonymousreply 17July 22, 2023 7:25 PM

R12, knowing the type that Chet likes Tik has probably arranged his will so Chet gets " not too much"

by Anonymousreply 18July 22, 2023 7:33 PM

Wasn't Tom raised by a Black nanny?

by Anonymousreply 19July 22, 2023 7:34 PM

Does he bring her around Tom and Rita ? Has she met the family?

by Anonymousreply 20July 22, 2023 7:34 PM

I think he's so hot. Would totally let him destroy my insides.

by Anonymousreply 21July 22, 2023 7:39 PM

Chet sure likes his Black women or the attention ot gets him when he is pictured with a Black woman

by Anonymousreply 22July 22, 2023 7:57 PM

What atrocities has he committed besides being a trashy-looking schlub who dates women his own age and weight class?

Sincere question.

by Anonymousreply 23July 22, 2023 8:12 PM

Securin’ da bag 👏🏿💰💼

by Anonymousreply 24July 22, 2023 8:13 PM

They’re both nasty and this was a total pap walk, Meghan Markle style. They called those paparazzi, so staged.

by Anonymousreply 25July 22, 2023 8:16 PM

Looks like Chet gained weight. He's reminding me of Redmond O'Neal, the son of Farrah and Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 26July 22, 2023 8:19 PM

I love his body, totally my type. Pity the tattoos though. So what if he’s a waste of space.

by Anonymousreply 27July 22, 2023 8:19 PM

R21 Same, but talking would be absolutely forbidden.

by Anonymousreply 28July 22, 2023 9:05 PM

He dates trashy looking women, R23. He was / is an addict. Those are atrocities.

by Anonymousreply 29July 22, 2023 9:19 PM

[quote]Chet fucking Hanks

Pics of the fucking please.

by Anonymousreply 30July 22, 2023 9:21 PM

His tattoos are atrocities but if he let me have access to his willy, I'd go for it.

by Anonymousreply 31July 22, 2023 9:21 PM

He's still incredibly hot, and he's got a gorgeous face. But he's becoming fit-fat, and before too long he will be just fat.

What does he do to make money? or does he just live off his trust fund?

by Anonymousreply 32July 22, 2023 9:24 PM

Every famous family needs a Chet or a Hunter.

by Anonymousreply 33July 22, 2023 9:26 PM

[quote]What does he do to make money? or does he just live off his trust fund?

He has a personal training company, R32, assuming the article isn't out of date. He must be making money hand over fist.

I really hope he has stopped using because some of his behavior in the article is concerning.

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by Anonymousreply 34July 22, 2023 9:32 PM

Chet was the product of an affair. That’s all I can say. And he knows it and they should have told Chet sooner. Genetics aside, Tom Hanks is still a great dad.

by Anonymousreply 35July 22, 2023 9:32 PM

^I figured as much because he looks nothing like Rita (and barely resembles Tom).

by Anonymousreply 36July 22, 2023 9:37 PM

R28, it's what I call the "Beckham Rule."

Totally into fucking David Beckham but there must be a NO TALKING policy, strictly enforced.

by Anonymousreply 37July 22, 2023 9:39 PM

[quote] Wasn't Tom raised by a Black nanny?

Yes, his grandmother.

by Anonymousreply 38July 22, 2023 9:39 PM

Tom also has a big breasted daughter from his first marriage. She’s the only one who looks like him in the face.

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by Anonymousreply 39July 22, 2023 9:42 PM

Colin Hanks looks a little like Tom, mostly around the eyes. The daughter's the spitting image of him.

by Anonymousreply 40July 22, 2023 9:44 PM

All of Tom's other three kids except for Chet look like him. I agree with r35, Chet must have grown up sensing he was different than the others and acted out.

He is clearly, imo, not Hanks's bio kid, and barely resembles his mother Rita. There's a story there, but I suppose we won't hear about it for decades after all involved are long gone.

by Anonymousreply 41July 22, 2023 9:46 PM

They could both use a flea dip.

by Anonymousreply 42July 22, 2023 9:49 PM

I think that Chet is definitely Tom and Rita's son. He may not look like them but he seems to have inherited the extremely fucked up genes in Tom's family, alcoholism/addiction being chief among them.

Who children look like is a crapshoot. He may look like Tom's Uncle Fred (I'm making him up) or Rita's Aunt Elizabeth (also making her up) but still doesn't look like Tom or Rita. Inventing an extra-marital affair and parentage for Chet seems to be going pretty far into fantasy rather than anything likely or sensible.

by Anonymousreply 43July 22, 2023 10:03 PM

I'd watch the sex tape of Chet and the busty girlfriend. Where's the onlyfans link?

by Anonymousreply 44July 22, 2023 10:10 PM

If Chet's the son of another woman than Rita Wilson, wouldn't they have to explain why she didn't get pregnant? or did she stuff a pillow under her dresses?

by Anonymousreply 45July 22, 2023 10:21 PM

R45 🤦‍♂️. Think about what you just said.

by Anonymousreply 46July 22, 2023 10:28 PM

They're both repulsive. Tom and Rita must be proud.

by Anonymousreply 47July 22, 2023 10:29 PM

Tom's grandma was black?!?

by Anonymousreply 48July 22, 2023 11:21 PM

I'm surprised they didn't disown him for having a black partner/ biracial kid.

by Anonymousreply 49July 22, 2023 11:23 PM

Why would you possibly think that, r49? Just because they're white?

If so, that's pretty prejudiced.

by Anonymousreply 50July 22, 2023 11:28 PM

I loved Ziwe's interview with Chet. He is absolutely nuts.

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by Anonymousreply 51July 22, 2023 11:36 PM

Some of you are still living in the freaking 1950s. Who in the hell still gets disowned for dating outside of their race? And it's not like Tom and Rita didn't date black people.

by Anonymousreply 52July 22, 2023 11:52 PM

Chet is very lucky he has a filthy rich father.

by Anonymousreply 53July 23, 2023 12:03 AM

He sure has some big titties!

by Anonymousreply 54July 23, 2023 12:08 AM

Rita is getting her vanity projects funded, her albums and so forth. I blame Rita for Chet.

by Anonymousreply 55July 23, 2023 12:46 AM

Parents who continue to fund children like Chet Hanks do more damage by enabling the bad behaviors and not holding the children accountable.

It's sad how bad some parents are.

by Anonymousreply 56July 23, 2023 12:50 AM

Who are the Black people that Rita and Tim dated?

by Anonymousreply 57July 23, 2023 2:21 AM

Esther Rolle and Nipsey Russell r57

by Anonymousreply 58July 23, 2023 2:22 AM

This year it's a Fat Boy Summer

by Anonymousreply 59July 23, 2023 2:26 AM

r57 "Tim" was hot for Nell Carter and Rita did some down low loving with Huggy Bear from Starsky & Hutch

by Anonymousreply 60July 23, 2023 2:27 AM

r58 I'm tired. I read that as Nipsey Hussle and got excited.

by Anonymousreply 61July 23, 2023 2:35 AM

[quote]Inventing an extra-marital affair and parentage for Chet seems to be going pretty far into fantasy rather than anything likely or sensible.

Who would need to invent it? They are long time Hollywood A-listers, they all screw around even the more family-oriented conservative ones (like Tom and Rita).

Tom openly cheated on his first wife quite a bit, I believe Rita was one of his side pieces toward the end of that marriage. It's hardly unlikely to believe the extramarital games continued into the second marriage.

by Anonymousreply 62July 23, 2023 2:43 AM

You're such a fucking frau, R62.

by Anonymousreply 63July 23, 2023 2:45 AM

Nope r63, but was thinking that about people like yourself who think everyone in entertainment who profess family values must be living that way, right?

I mean, check on the link at r51. Jesus does anyone think this moronic dolt is Tom Hank's son? For real - compare this clip with any clip of his son Colin and tell me you think they share a parent/s.

by Anonymousreply 64July 23, 2023 2:55 AM

This just might be one of the most racist threads I've ever read on here. Some of you are really pieces of work. None of you know anything about this guy, accept what shows up in the gossip columns once a year. But from that limited information you've decided that he's a product of an affair, is being supported by his parents, and is a deadbeat. The guy graduated from Northwestern University. He's not a dummy. And just because he doesn't act like some stick in the mud like his siblings and happens to date black women, you guys are using every racist dog whistle you can find to paint this guy a certain way. And yeah, I know it's a gossip site, but do you have to fall down the racist rabbit hole every fucking time?

by Anonymousreply 65July 23, 2023 3:05 AM

Oh honey, no no no.

R64, I've already said that I think Chet and Colin share Tom Hanks as a parent. Further, I think it's delusional to imagine that they don't.

You've concocted or adopted some cockamamie theory that Tom and Rita Hanks' troubled son, Chet, isn't Tom Hanks' son at all. A theory for which you have absolutely no evidence whatsoever beyond your rich fantasy life.

I think you're wrong and I think you're completely fucked up. *shrug*

by Anonymousreply 66July 23, 2023 3:09 AM

Before I even read this thread I thought 'Chet doesn't look anything like Tom'. I was already wondering if he was some other man's kid. I don't think it's that crazy especially when I can see Tom in his other kids.

by Anonymousreply 67July 23, 2023 3:15 AM

Have you seen everyone one in Tom and Rita's family? Sometimes kids resemble other family members and not their parents. Genetics can be very strange.

by Anonymousreply 68July 23, 2023 3:19 AM

R68, I've already tried making that very point upthread. This lady is just fixated on her pet theory and keeps repeating it for no apparent reason. She certainly has no proof other than some idea she cooked up in her rather fevered imagination.

by Anonymousreply 69July 23, 2023 3:21 AM

[quote]This just might be one of the most racist threads I've ever read on here.

Been here long, r65?

Anyway, unsurprisingly, many of the responses in this thread I'm sure don't stray too far from the tone of those Europeans who first laid eyes on Sarah Bartmaan aka Hottentot Venus.

by Anonymousreply 70July 23, 2023 3:30 AM

R65 You know what, you are right. I worded my post funny but I meant to include I suspect. Chet Hanks looks literally nothing like Tom Hanks nor his mom. I know it’s an ignorant statement to make but this Datalounge after all. And no I’m not implying the bio dad is black.

With that being said, this guy is one of the most entertaining B-list celebs public personas in some time. He is brilliant. He just seems real. And no I’m not saying the black appropriation and accents is what makes him real. It’s like he just says—yes I’m a rich Hollywood kid who grew up with privilege but the these are things I’m into, this is my personality I’m not filtering it. Watching that interview with Ziwe, he gives not one predictable or PC response. He sucks as a rapper but he has it. It’s hard to describe exactly what it is but he has “it”.

by Anonymousreply 71July 23, 2023 3:31 AM

"It" is probably some group of characteristics that he got from his father, Tom Hanks.

by Anonymousreply 72July 23, 2023 3:34 AM

"It" is probably some group of characteristics that he got from his father, Tom Hanks.

by Anonymousreply 73July 23, 2023 3:34 AM

[quote] The guy graduated from Northwestern University. He's not a dummy.

Sorry: having gone to Northwestern proves nothing.

I attended Harvard for my undergraduate college, and some of the people there were dummies.

by Anonymousreply 74July 23, 2023 3:34 AM

Puzzled that so many are angry at the suggestion - this is a gossip forum and you're very, very naive if you don't think this doesn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 75July 23, 2023 3:36 AM

Sorry, but...Chet Hanks? I mean...who cares?

by Anonymousreply 76July 23, 2023 3:42 AM

All this and none of his nudes?

by Anonymousreply 77July 23, 2023 3:45 AM

R75, just fucking stop.

You have no proof nor even any rumors that Chet Hanks is not the son of Rita and Tom Hanks. It's a bizarre fantasy of yours.

People OFTEN don't look like either of their parents. Do you understand that fact? It's a fact.

Do people ever have affairs? Yep. Do they have children from those affairs and raise them in the marriage? Rarely.

The problem isn't naivete on our parts, it's you indulging in this fucked up fantasy that's the problem. Where are the rumors of this affair? We haven't seen or heard any and that's our business here at the DL.

It's just fucking ridiculous. There is not one iota of rumor or gossip about this except from YOU and your fantasizing about this isn't sufficient cause to make anyone believe it.

by Anonymousreply 78July 23, 2023 3:51 AM

He played a small role on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sammie’s fiancé.

by Anonymousreply 79July 23, 2023 3:54 AM

[quote]And there were letters in Chinese written down her leg.

So stupid, the writer in OP's link. That's Korean. I believe it's a date spelled out, 2011.

by Anonymousreply 80July 23, 2023 3:56 AM

Oh do fuck off r78 and your ilk. This is DL, we have speculated about the paternity of celebrity kids - hell even non-celeb kids - since the beginning of the board. We don't need PROOF of a damn thing. It's called gossip, and we do it on the regular here.

It's not fantasy at all, especially given who the parents are. Major Hollywood stars, one with a known history of infidelity. Who's calling who a frau?

"Do they have children from those affairs and raise them in the marriage? Rarely." For fucks sake! There are many people in America who were or are being raised by men who aren't their biological fathers. Some studies have shown it's a large number, perhaps as high as 5% or higher. And in the environs of Hollywood, the % is likely larger.

Infidelity in America is rampant at all backgrounds and resultant pregnancies happen more often than many like to believe.

by Anonymousreply 81July 23, 2023 4:06 AM

Btw I'm r64 and r81. R75 is a separate poster, so there are a few here who are thinking along similar lines. It's difficult, but try to use the ignore function to determine who you're responding to (I try to sign with post numbers myself to make it easier).

by Anonymousreply 82July 23, 2023 4:09 AM

He just came out as religious yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 83July 23, 2023 4:12 AM

You're insane, Chet Hanks isn't Chet Hanks Troll, completely insane. You're also a raging fucking narcissist but be that as it may, you're out of your mind.

Just stop it. Stop. You're fantasizing about this and getting yourself all worked up over it. It's just something you made up in your head. It isn't real. You don't know these people. Children OFTEN don't look like their parents. This is a FACT. It does not prove infidelity, it does not prove anything it all. Just how dumb are you, anyway? Never mind, we can see.

Chet Hanks is the troubled son of Rita and Tom Hanks. If there's anything else to say about his paternity, I'm sure that Chet will say it as soon as he can. Until then, none of us has any reason to think that Chet is not Tom and Rita's son.

You're just ridiculous, seriously R81, seek help. Counseling, meditation, pharmaceuticals, whatever you need I hope that you are able to find it. Until then, you're living in a complete fantasy world. It's pretty fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 84July 23, 2023 4:27 AM

[quote] He sucks as a rapper but he has it. It’s hard to describe exactly what it is but he has “it”.

The Clap?

by Anonymousreply 85July 23, 2023 4:42 AM

Here is their other son. He looks like Tom and his half siblings. He also looks nothing like his technically half brother, Chester.

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by Anonymousreply 86July 23, 2023 4:45 AM

Gross! Damn look at all those tattoos. Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 87July 23, 2023 4:47 AM

Uh-huh.

So what you're saying is that SOME children look like their parents while OTHER children don't?

Have you contacted Scientific American or JAMA about this astonishing finding?

Should we stop the presses? Alert the networks of your breaking news?

What?

by Anonymousreply 88July 23, 2023 4:49 AM

Truman's signature at r86 is beautiful.

He should write cheerful banana-grams to sad prostitutes!

by Anonymousreply 89July 23, 2023 4:50 AM

r84 etc = RIta Wilson.

by Anonymousreply 90July 23, 2023 4:54 AM

That's impossible, R90.

I've been advised that I am, in fact, Christine Costner in another thread and I'm currently in Hawaii so... Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 91July 23, 2023 5:00 AM

Chet's dad bod aint bad

by Anonymousreply 92July 23, 2023 2:20 PM

Chet looks like Aaron Paul. He's having fun and not hurting anybody. Like Bieber, folks get surprised rich, white guys want to look trashy.

by Anonymousreply 93July 23, 2023 2:50 PM

R74 just some?

by Anonymousreply 94July 23, 2023 3:09 PM

R88 No what I’m saying is that all Toms other kids look like him as well as sharing similarities to each other even the ones who don’t have the same mom. Chet looks nothing like Rita. Also to me it’s not just not looking like either parent the final thing is the nose. Neither Tom nor Rita have pointy noses. Chet’s nose is extremely pointy. This is Datalounge not Scientific American. I’m just staying my basic ass opinion. I hope is not even true for the sake of Chet not relapsing.

by Anonymousreply 95July 23, 2023 5:27 PM

Maybe he was adopted but they never let it be publicly known. Was Rita ever in public with a baby bump?

by Anonymousreply 96July 23, 2023 5:49 PM

Her Wikipedia says she gave birth.

by Anonymousreply 97July 23, 2023 5:50 PM

Just because Tom's other kids resemble him, it doesn't mean that all of the kids will resemble him. And actually, there is a slight resemblance between Chet and Truman.

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by Anonymousreply 98July 23, 2023 5:58 PM

On a side note in my opinion celeb kids born and somewhat raised before the parents are extremely wealthy or famous tend to come out somehwat normal. Many times celebs have kids very young in their career or even before their famous. The older Hanks children obviously grew up better than 90% of the country but their first ten years or so Tom was not filthy rich and certainly not super famous. I think Big was the film that made him a household name. It’s the growing up with not only fuck you money but the intense fame that is hard to process for young kids. With that being said I still like Chet and his little impromptu imitations seems to suggest he might actually be a good actor. Here is a clip of him on Donald Glover’s Atlanta.

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by Anonymousreply 99July 23, 2023 6:00 PM

I forgot how good he was in that episode, R99.

I believe he had a recurring role on Empire, but by then, I stopped watching the show as it became godawful around the end of the first season.

by Anonymousreply 100July 23, 2023 6:07 PM

IMO he does look like his mom.

And yeah he could fuck me anytime!

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by Anonymousreply 101July 23, 2023 6:11 PM

He does look like his mom. He probably took more from her side of the family than Tom's.

by Anonymousreply 102July 23, 2023 7:04 PM

He's fug - he should fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 103July 23, 2023 7:10 PM

In r34's article, in the pic of him in his Lambo, there's a very strong resemblance to Rita in his face. She's def his mother. As for Tom being his bio dad, who knows. All I know is that I'd fuck him to Arkansas and back. Or let him drive.

by Anonymousreply 104July 23, 2023 7:25 PM

I think sometimes he looks fugly because of the drug abuse. Reminds me of myself. When I do bad things it makes my face look so gawky. I swear it even breaks the asymmetry of my face. I’m also an addict who goes ham when I use. But I’ve been told I’m absolutely beautiful when I’m sober. And I mean hardcore drugs not regular stuff like drinking. Though drinking consecutive days always brings me back down that rabbit hole.

by Anonymousreply 105July 23, 2023 8:42 PM

Maybe we should ask Mrs. Bill Cosby, Camille, since she's Tom Hanks's cousin.

by Anonymousreply 106July 24, 2023 1:06 AM

Every time I come back to this thread and scroll past R2s comment I chuckle. What a fkin Mary. You can just hear the lisp and see the smell of cookies grin.

by Anonymousreply 107July 24, 2023 1:28 AM

R22 Nah I think he is true to self on that one. This man has consistently dated black women and had a child with one. And not no mulatto black; he likes em brown or dark skin and thick as fuck. He was openly flirting with Ziwe, though she is slim, during their interview. She low key liked it I think.

by Anonymousreply 108July 24, 2023 1:31 AM

R108 - I don't think Ziwe liked it in that sense. I think she liked it in that she knew it was good TV to have this incredibly silly man let loose. But, I think she was also genuinely thrown off. Her whole schtick was to make her interviewees uncomfortable and to "entrap" them into saying things they regret and thereby skewer their performative progressivism. The guests who were on her same wavelength and 'got' the concept could lob the ball back over the net to her, but they were almost always gay men and women. The straight men (and Fran Lebowitz, ahem) were almost always the ones left the most uncomfortable and "entrapped".

But Chet was so chaotic and volunteering so many problematic statements without prompt (like claiming he was responsible for bringing Jamaican culture to the mainstream), that I think she was genuinely thrown off. It made for a really fun (and ridiculous) interview, though.

by Anonymousreply 109July 24, 2023 3:38 AM

R109 I see your point of view. I also enjoyed Drew Barrymore. She is so fucking sweet it was hard to troll her. And not in a pretentious way. After that interview I liked Drew even more.

by Anonymousreply 110July 24, 2023 5:22 AM

Agreed, R110. I think her sharpest sparring partner was Bob the Drag Queen -- that was a really fun one. But... anyway... sorry for the sidebar, let's get back to Jamaican cultural ambassador Chet Hanks.

by Anonymousreply 111July 24, 2023 6:05 AM

R111 The man spoke patios, hardly the crime against humanity. He never said he made Jamaican culture mainstream. He said he made patois trending.

by Anonymousreply 112July 24, 2023 6:29 AM

What the fuck is wrong with her deformed body? Both of them look terrible. Like trash.

by Anonymousreply 113July 24, 2023 6:33 AM

fitfat

by Anonymousreply 114July 24, 2023 6:38 AM

She does not horrible per-say but the fkin fake ass is too big and she naturally has thick ass hips. All the tattoos just brings more attention to it. He loves these type of women so he’s in heaven. Whatever, this is the natural end point of diversity and multiculturalism.

by Anonymousreply 115July 24, 2023 6:39 AM

[quote]Whatever, this is the natural end point of diversity and multiculturalism.

It's got nothing to do with diversity or multiculturalism R115. She's had a whole lot of plastic surgery to get her body to look so disfigured and repulsive. They're both trash. They look like the next thing they did was hold up a liquor store.

by Anonymousreply 116July 24, 2023 6:44 AM

R116 What?? 😂 why do they look like they held up a liquor store?

by Anonymousreply 117July 24, 2023 6:49 AM

Chet Fat Hanks.

by Anonymousreply 118July 24, 2023 6:50 AM

They both look like they’ve just completed a slather in the sands of that unfortunate oil spill off the coast of South America. Yecch.

by Anonymousreply 119July 24, 2023 7:04 AM

He looks fine with the extra weight just means he smokes trees and drinks and is not obsessed with calories. However, when he looked like this, he was BEYOND. Like HOT convict.

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by Anonymousreply 120July 24, 2023 10:39 AM

Ahh yes, R120!!! Destroy me, daddy!!

by Anonymousreply 121July 24, 2023 2:08 PM

I bet he plows her behind like a bulldozer. Total “hot monkey sex”.

by Anonymousreply 122July 24, 2023 2:23 PM

R122 Nice coded racism. Fkin bitch.

by Anonymousreply 123July 24, 2023 2:31 PM

[quote]This man has consistently dated black women and had a child with one. And not no mulatto black; he likes em brown or dark skin and thick as fuck.

Yes. You are 100% correct. I just did a random Google search. He definitely has a type.

by Anonymousreply 124July 24, 2023 2:38 PM

[quote] We reap what we sow.

Well apparently he's into farm animals, so he reaped himself a nice Duroc sow.

by Anonymousreply 125July 24, 2023 2:44 PM

I know this is odd to say : look at his tennis shoes - they are straight out of the box- too clean and new- this is all a set up for pictures. Although who would like to look like Bonnie and Clyde of Venice Beach is beyond me. He is quite attractive but his actions denote a mentally ill, immature, and spoiled wreck. Addicts are often very immature people.

by Anonymousreply 126July 24, 2023 3:34 PM

[quote] I know this is odd to say : look at his tennis shoes - they are straight out of the box- too clean and new- this is all a set up for pictures.

Really, at the Muscle Beach section of Venice Beach?? But people go there specifically to AVOID attention!

by Anonymousreply 127July 24, 2023 3:48 PM

From what I've noticed, I think that's the look. Your tennis shoes are supposed to be extremely white and look fresh out of the box.

by Anonymousreply 128July 24, 2023 3:52 PM

Wtf is the tattoos

by Anonymousreply 129July 24, 2023 3:54 PM

For what it's worth: people who cover themselves in tattoos (not just one or a few, but many all over the body) usually are trying to re-claim their identity because they feel otherwise estranged from it.

by Anonymousreply 130July 24, 2023 3:58 PM

R126 He is filthy rich. He probably has a different pair of kicks for every day of the month so they always stay fresh.

by Anonymousreply 131July 24, 2023 4:05 PM

How is he "filthy rich"? He makes a good living I'm sure, but he's nowhere near a top tier star, and I seriously doubt he' s being lavishly subsidized by his parents.

by Anonymousreply 132July 24, 2023 5:42 PM

R108 and R124

And that's a rarity. Usually, no matter how "Black" a white dude claims or wants to be, the likelihood of him dating an actual Black person is extremely low. I've always thought that was...odd. Eminem married the whitest, most trailer park white chick that he could find.

by Anonymousreply 133July 24, 2023 5:57 PM

Robert DeNiro has fucked a lot of Black chicks, he's always preferred them. He's also married at least two Black women - really Black, not Megan Markle Black.

by Anonymousreply 134July 24, 2023 6:05 PM

Why would you want to fuck someone of the same identity as who you yourself want to be, r133? That's not logical.

by Anonymousreply 135July 24, 2023 6:31 PM

Baby girl is a modern day Sara Baartman, a famous black woman who was exhibited in freak shows for the entertainment and gaze of white audiences.

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by Anonymousreply 136July 24, 2023 7:01 PM

They're hot.

by Anonymousreply 137July 24, 2023 7:08 PM

I like the occasional update on America's (un)favorite Underachieving Nepo Baby: Chet Hanks. He's completely ridiculous yet oblivious to it, he aspires to absolutely nothing, he's sort of black mark on the otherwise sainted Tom & Rita, he's mostly harmless - he's just a Beverly Hills rich kid who desperately wants to be a tacky Statin Island guido. For whatever a doofus he maybe, I'd take him any day over a Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 138July 24, 2023 10:41 PM

"Statin Island"

Oh dear, r138 (although your choice of Chet over the KarKrashians is something I support)

by Anonymousreply 139July 24, 2023 10:45 PM

R132 I consider anyone whose parent is worth 400 mil to be filthy rich. They have disposable income and don’t have to worry about bills if they choose. Just as I consider the Smith children, Cruise kids, Eastwood kids filthy rich as even the offspring don’t have to work another day in their life.

by Anonymousreply 140July 24, 2023 10:46 PM

^Ugh, yes I realized that as soon as I posted it. Though DL is slipping if no one picked up on that!

by Anonymousreply 141July 24, 2023 10:47 PM

Chet looks hot as hell!

by Anonymousreply 142July 24, 2023 11:18 PM

r141 Don't worry. They were just too busy searching for the meds you reminded them to take with your error.

by Anonymousreply 143July 24, 2023 11:28 PM

R143 Who do you think you is getting at. Disrespectin people’s ailments like that. Didn’t ya stankin ass mammy ever teach you to respect your elders.

by Anonymousreply 144July 24, 2023 11:38 PM

A plethora of ugly tattoos messing up yards of extra skin.

by Anonymousreply 145July 24, 2023 11:41 PM

r144 You have the oddest sense of humor for a Black guy on the internet. Are you trying to make the White folks uncomfortable or...what's good?

by Anonymousreply 146July 24, 2023 11:48 PM

That's a fake Black guy, R146.

by Anonymousreply 147July 24, 2023 11:48 PM

r147 I don't think so. I believe he's Black and trolling. There are certain "clues" that signal to me he's genuinely Black and just being silly on here.

by Anonymousreply 148July 24, 2023 11:50 PM

R148 Does one have to conduct a psychoanalysis of my integrity. Am I not various shades of gray rather than your one dimensional stereotype. I am many things. Dare I ask, Is it because I’m ________.

by Anonymousreply 149July 24, 2023 11:56 PM

Yeah, you're wrong about that R148. But do carry on, people are often wrong on the interwebs.

by Anonymousreply 150July 24, 2023 11:58 PM

r149 You go back and forth between posting seriously and just acting a damn fool on here. Classic bipolar behavior. One minute they're cool, the next a fool.

by Anonymousreply 151July 25, 2023 12:00 AM

This is all Calculated for shock value which is attention . Today’s Hollywood is so disingenuous and soulless

by Anonymousreply 152July 25, 2023 12:06 AM

[quote] Who do you think you is getting at. Disrespectin people’s ailments like that. Didn’t ya stankin ass mammy ever teach you to respect your elders.

I don't believe for one minute you're Black. You sound like a White person engaging in online minstrelsy. No matter how many "g's" you drop and the numerous Southern sayings you use, I'm convinced you're AWF Troll, who has a long history of pretending to be Black, but now is trying to use AAVE to disguise your trolling and insanity.

by Anonymousreply 153July 25, 2023 12:16 AM

R151, so bipolars can control themselves? I alway knew it was a mask for anti social or narcissistic. Bipolars are evil

by Anonymousreply 154July 25, 2023 1:06 AM

R153 Bitch I don’t pretend with anything I do. Personally I don’t need your approval to be black. I’m black on my own mafuckin terms. You are so fucking condescending you don’t even realize. Black people are tired of this sit. You don’t get to dictate what we are.

by Anonymousreply 155July 25, 2023 1:18 AM

Yeah, you're still trying to play your stupid game, r155. You are not Black, you've never been Black and you never will be Black.

You are a painfully obvious fake. You're a trolling poseur and you've been called out by several of us here. We see you and we see your trolling game.

So STFU and STFD or better yet, GTFO. You're not Black, you dumb cunt and you don't imitate Black people at all convincingly or well.

by Anonymousreply 156July 25, 2023 1:32 AM

R156 I am black. Dude you are sick and racist.

by Anonymousreply 157July 25, 2023 1:45 AM

Trolldar also reveals that R155/R157 started these lovely threads.

You're Black. You're a mentally disturbed troll who needs to be banned AGAIN.

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by Anonymousreply 158July 25, 2023 1:49 AM

Meant to say you're NOT Black.

by Anonymousreply 159July 25, 2023 1:52 AM

Yeah, he's definitely NOT Black.

by Anonymousreply 160July 25, 2023 1:56 AM

I'm not going to go and assume one way or another that he (Othello) isn't Black. It's very possible. I only say this because back in the day (when I was a teen not a grown-ass person) my cousins and I would sometimes troll on the internet pretending to be White kids pretending to be Black since everyone on the internet assumed we were White (because Black people are too poor for the internet I guess?). Anyway, don't ask why the fuck we did it. We were dumb and bored. That said, he could very well be the dumb, bored, immature, Black, bisexual, bipolar, male he claims to be.

by Anonymousreply 161July 25, 2023 2:00 AM

No, he's just not Black.

by Anonymousreply 162July 25, 2023 2:02 AM

Maybe he is. Maybe he isn't. That's all I'll say. I think he is, personally.

by Anonymousreply 163July 25, 2023 2:03 AM

Uh-huh. He's still not Black.

by Anonymousreply 164July 25, 2023 2:06 AM

I think he's AWF Troll. I remember back when he was exposed for not being Black, but some White Eldergay from Canada with mental issues, one of the things that were pointed out was how he never used any slang or AAVE. (I don't think using slang or AAVE makes one Black. However, I could tell that particular criticism stuck with him.) This was before he got banned. Now he returns using all sorts of slang, typing and speaking phonetically like he's a character from a Zora Neale Hurston or William Faulkner novel.

He ain't fooling anyone.

by Anonymousreply 165July 25, 2023 2:10 AM

The stupid as cracka the think I have motive to lie about my mafuckin roots. Just like they tried to change Toby’s name in Roots. That’s how arrogant some crackas are. Its right down disturbing. And now I have to talk ignorant to fight fire with fire. Sad thing is you have been doing this since the beginning of time. Wake up and get real and stop putting people in a box.

by Anonymousreply 166July 25, 2023 2:12 AM

r165 How was the AWF exposed as a White Canadian eldergay on an anonymous message board?

by Anonymousreply 167July 25, 2023 2:13 AM

There was some guy in the recent Titanic thread trying to do AAE and it was so bad! Just atrociously bad AAE. But then they always get it wrong. They just insert and toss some "be/s" around and think everything is good.

by Anonymousreply 168July 25, 2023 2:16 AM

[quote] How was the AWF exposed as a White Canadian eldergay on an anonymous message board?

Because he got caught in one of his many lies, he would always tell people that he was a Black gay guy from Canada in his late 30s. But then, in an older thread about Sunset Blvd, he revealed that he worked backstage in the Toronto production with Diahann Carroll, which was back in the mid-90s. He would've been a mere child back during that time if he was really in his late 30s. Besides, the majority of the cast and crew was all-White.

There were other times when he said he sat next to famous people while attending the Kennedy Center Honors during the 80s and 90s. He has been exposed numerous times as the mentally disturbed liar that he is.

by Anonymousreply 169July 25, 2023 2:21 AM

You're still not Black, R166, and you do a piss poor imitation of being Black.

by Anonymousreply 170July 25, 2023 2:25 AM

Bitch I’m from the East coast and was born in 1988.

by Anonymousreply 171July 25, 2023 2:26 AM

Bitch I'M from the East Coast and YOU are not fucking Black.

by Anonymousreply 172July 25, 2023 2:29 AM

r169 I mean, if that dude's a pathological liar it's no telling what's fact and what's not. But determining was race someone is can get a bit dubious. I've been accused of "not being Black" not just on here but on numerous other sites, also and it is, indeed, annoying. So, maybe I'm a bit biased since this is a "soft spot." Because honestly, how can one determine someone's race just with words? It bothered me that people assumed I was White because it was usually because of an incredibly racist reason...like listening to classical music, for example. 😐

That said, who knows what this man is. I think he could be, I could be wrong. What is evident beyond a doubt, though, is that he's a troll. And people of all races can and do troll. Constantly.

by Anonymousreply 173July 25, 2023 2:39 AM

^ Ugh. *What race.

by Anonymousreply 174July 25, 2023 2:39 AM

I don;t believe he is Black, r172, but what does your being from the East Coast have to do with anything whatsoever?

Scarsdale is on the East Coast. So is Greenwich. So are plenty of other towns where Black people hardly ever go.

by Anonymousreply 175July 25, 2023 2:43 AM

R175 it was in response to the white troll's assertion that he is from the East Coast, that's all.

by Anonymousreply 176July 25, 2023 2:47 AM

R173, whatever.

This troll is not Black.

by Anonymousreply 177July 25, 2023 2:49 AM

r177 Maybe it's Chet Hanks. 🤷

by Anonymousreply 178July 25, 2023 2:49 AM

Faggot ass racists. Yes I’m being petty. I’m gone.

by Anonymousreply 179July 25, 2023 3:19 AM

Toodles, hon R179, don't let the screen door hit you in the ass on the way out.

by Anonymousreply 180July 25, 2023 3:33 AM

Don't know what going on. But yall have to do like we Mexicans do, nosotros los Mexicanos nacemos donde nos de la chingada gana! We are born where we want to be fuckin born! If Chet wants to be Black and act Black than, who are we to judge?! Life inside Hanks Manor must be a real pill if dude turned out like this

by Anonymousreply 181July 25, 2023 4:00 AM

Yeah, you're not Black and you're not Mexican either.

*sigh*

by Anonymousreply 182July 25, 2023 4:02 AM

Get over yourself. It's you, you cannot stand R182. Get an identity and live it fatty

by Anonymousreply 183July 25, 2023 4:09 AM

OMG who gives a fuck about this posters identity anyway??

by Anonymousreply 184July 25, 2023 4:11 AM

That's what I'm saying R184, bada bing bada Boom!

by Anonymousreply 185July 25, 2023 4:18 AM

R135 Speaking for "Not logical," HUH?

by Anonymousreply 186July 25, 2023 10:41 AM

R134 Yeah...But DeNiro doesn't think he's Lil Wayne

by Anonymousreply 187July 25, 2023 10:48 AM

Chet Hanks is too tattooed and hefty to be hot. And staging pap shots for the DM is beyond fucked up.

How much money would he have made for those shots? And obviously getting his partner described as "beautiful" was part of the deal.

by Anonymousreply 188July 25, 2023 11:22 PM

[quote]Chet Hanks is too tattooed and hefty to be hot.

r188, gurl please. that's why the sistas love him

by Anonymousreply 189July 26, 2023 3:05 AM

You're retarded, r189.

by Anonymousreply 190July 26, 2023 7:41 AM

R189 You realize all young thots, regardless of race, love tattoos. That’s why they are so tatted up themselves.

I can remember they dolled up his baby mama for some red carpet event. It might have even been Tom’s walk of fame star. It made you really realize a look is worth a 1000 words and perception is everything. She looked like a young business executive, maybe a young Michelle Obama or Alfre Woodard. She looked so beautiful and classy. Before that she had always look ratchet.

by Anonymousreply 191July 26, 2023 12:27 PM

That's like Rob Kardashian's ex Chyna, she has been taking out some of the implants and when she tones down her looks she can be an attractive woman.

by Anonymousreply 192July 26, 2023 9:28 PM
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