Some like it hot!
I want to be underwhelmed—Dog Days Edition 🐕
by Anonymous | reply 600 | August 15, 2023 2:15 AM |
I'm poster #2!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 14, 2023 9:23 PM |
Mazel tov.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 14, 2023 9:27 PM |
Premature!!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 15, 2023 11:33 AM |
Eldergay!!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 15, 2023 11:50 AM |
Overcast. Completely grayscale day.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 15, 2023 12:09 PM |
Not premature.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 16, 2023 12:56 PM |
Still waiting.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 16, 2023 1:14 PM |
And....we're off. Previous thread met its quota of posts!
Continue to underwhelm here.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 16, 2023 1:40 PM |
I don't care about Kevin Costner's divorce.
I think it's supposed to mean something if your ring finger is longer than your index finger like mine is.
I just googled it. It means you are probably a man. I knew that already.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 16, 2023 1:42 PM |
Momma, I'm a woman!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 16, 2023 2:07 PM |
R11 You sound whelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 16, 2023 2:30 PM |
I'm done waiting. Was unexpectedly on my feet for two hours.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 16, 2023 2:33 PM |
R13 are you normally on your back for two hour stretches? 😉😊
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 16, 2023 2:45 PM |
Carlos
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 16, 2023 3:06 PM |
Severe Flash Flood Warnings are coming in a mile a minute in New England. People have been alerted not to travel unless escaping a flooded area. Mary!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 16, 2023 3:29 PM |
One of my toenails seems to have grown overnight. The others are of acceptable length.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 16, 2023 3:37 PM |
Are you the person who took my moms shit chair from the curb?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 16, 2023 3:46 PM |
I'm watching David Venable on QVC. Haven't seen him for a long time. Production values look less than they used to be. They do have the featured salespeople back in the studio, instead of Zoom, so that's better.
They did a close-up of David holding a chocolate-covered pretzel and his fingernail look busted.
David looks to be a good weight, he does look a bit older. Hair is still dyed. His eyebrows seem to have disappeared.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 16, 2023 6:06 PM |
Other than the fact that it was QVC r19, what part of that post was supposed to be underwhelming.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 16, 2023 6:08 PM |
I’m tired of the constant weather warnings. I may have to turn off the alerts.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 16, 2023 6:19 PM |
My vacuum was not suctioning properly. I got frustrated trying to fix it so left it in the middle of the room to deal with after lunch. On my way to the kitchen with dishes after lunch I tripped over them vacuum and dislodged the blockage. Vacuum is working perfectly now.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 16, 2023 11:02 PM |
R22, I thought tragedy was about to ensue when you left the vacuum in the middle of the room. I was *sure* tragedy would ensue when you tripped on the vacuum while holding dishes.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 16, 2023 11:26 PM |
Speed less
Eat ass
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 16, 2023 11:40 PM |
R23 it's an underwhelming miracle!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 16, 2023 11:43 PM |
Get jobs!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 16, 2023 11:51 PM |
I can’t wait for bed
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 16, 2023 11:54 PM |
I’m in bed watching ID Channel
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 17, 2023 12:17 AM |
I’m going to tell my dentist to use Gorilla Glue when he reattaches my crown tomorrow morning first thing.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 17, 2023 1:51 AM |
R29 we don't want you to become a meme.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 17, 2023 1:54 AM |
Meme this!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 17, 2023 1:56 AM |
Im not sure how bad are Haribo gummy bears for the health/body?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 17, 2023 2:00 AM |
Its nearly nine p.m. and still over 100°. However, it is mid-July after all, so it's not whelming.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 17, 2023 2:45 AM |
78 degrees at midnight
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 17, 2023 4:31 AM |
Yesterday I beat my all time best for the Sunday Times crossword. Then I just carried on. No celebration.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 17, 2023 2:46 PM |
I’m so fucking hot
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 17, 2023 5:03 PM |
[quote]I’m so fucking hot
In the sense of being eye candy or of being all gross and sweaty because of the hot weather?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 17, 2023 5:15 PM |
This is the Datalounge, r37.
I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 17, 2023 5:17 PM |
Gloomy and cool
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 17, 2023 5:40 PM |
I'm too sexy for this shirt.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 17, 2023 5:50 PM |
Unsure if it's worth the money 💰- a 1 year subscription of the New Yorker
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 17, 2023 6:45 PM |
Is it wrong to put Mountain Time in Military time?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 17, 2023 6:55 PM |
"Closer to Fine" by the Indigo Girls. In my head. Endless loop.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 17, 2023 9:19 PM |
^^^In my late teens I listened to this record so many times that it broke the cassette tape. Oh how I miss the late 90s
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 17, 2023 10:08 PM |
Hi lesbian r43
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 17, 2023 10:08 PM |
R22 You didn’t know you were supposed to be the next Pelé, but the piano lessons got in the way
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 17, 2023 10:18 PM |
I thought they were tap lessons.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 17, 2023 10:32 PM |
Get a job!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 17, 2023 11:28 PM |
I just dropped a very satisfying poo. Praise be!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 17, 2023 11:34 PM |
R48 after 10 days without a bowel movement?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 18, 2023 12:03 AM |
I am too lazy to get up and have this wee. We'll see how long I can stand it.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 18, 2023 10:53 AM |
I'm up guzzling coffee!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 18, 2023 10:56 AM |
Drinking Kirkland medium roast ground coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 18, 2023 10:59 AM |
Lasted 10 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 18, 2023 11:08 AM |
My gout has flared up. First flare up in 9 months. Ugh!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 18, 2023 11:20 AM |
Today is my food bank volunteer day.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 18, 2023 11:24 AM |
R55, cherries are in season. They help.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 18, 2023 12:02 PM |
There has been a marked decline in the quality of contributions to this thread. Is it you?
I think it is you.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 18, 2023 12:44 PM |
I have to wee again.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 18, 2023 8:37 PM |
Grandma, what’s wrong with me?
You’re stupid and ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 18, 2023 8:42 PM |
I'm trying to find the threat about the black young lady who went missing for 48 hours after leaving her wig and purse on the side of the highway. Apparently she spotted a diaper clad baby roaming the highway in the middle of the night, went to help and just vanished, only to reappear 2 days later ..
Can someone post link for the thread. Thanks babesss.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 18, 2023 11:22 PM |
^^thread
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 18, 2023 11:33 PM |
I'm just getting over one of the worst cases of poison ivy that I've ever had. It was only on my hands, but it blistered the backs of three fingers into welts the size of a half dollar. I knew not to pop the blisters, but they grew so large in such a short time, they popped on their own - disgusting. The kicker was that a NEW blister would immediately start to form in the exact same space where the old one popped. This was something straight outta' Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. A trip to Urgent Care and a hefty five day regimen of Prednisone now have my hands looking like I only scorched them in a pizza oven and not like I'm carrying end-of-days Black Plague Monkey Pox type shit.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 19, 2023 12:03 AM |
I'm suddenly getting blisters near my mouth 2x in the last month in and near the same spot.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 19, 2023 12:06 AM |
R63 I had poison ivy on my left ass cheek one summer. It was awful
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 19, 2023 12:07 AM |
I don't know the difference between poison ivy and poison oak.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 19, 2023 1:05 AM |
R63, I condole you. I'm feeling itchy just reading your post. Can you use some cortisone lotion?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 19, 2023 1:33 AM |
I think I want a career change. I’m a little burnt out. I want to do what DJ Khaled does and just shout my name out loud over hip hop songs for money. I’m not interested in being on tv or promoting things at clubs. I just want to go into a recording studio for five minutes a month and shout “Briiiiii-aaaan O’REILLLLLLLY!” a couple times a year for $200,000.
I don’t need to be a millionaire, just want to be able to continue living comfortably.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 19, 2023 3:24 AM |
[quote]Can you use some cortisone lotion?
Been using it since day two and it has helped. Initially I used this hand scrub called Mean Green/Full Bore that I purchased on Amazon to remove the Urushiol. It's similar to Zanfil but not as expensive. Normally it works like magic, but this time around, it was no match for the strain that I got.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 19, 2023 4:48 AM |
I don't want to work. I jus want to bang on de drum all day.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 19, 2023 4:50 AM |
Are you picking your ass?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 19, 2023 5:19 AM |
My cat is being aloof.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 19, 2023 7:25 AM |
I don’t have to be anywhere or see anyone today. Great!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 19, 2023 7:34 AM |
Thank you for returning us to form, r72.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 19, 2023 7:34 AM |
Yes, thank you, R72, The scatological trolls aren't whelming, but they certainly are a bore.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 19, 2023 7:50 AM |
I woke up early and cannot get back to sleep. Are we in lockdown, or is it just that it's early?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 19, 2023 9:27 AM |
It's an underwhelming side effect of aging, R76. Started happening to me around the time I turned 35.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 19, 2023 9:32 AM |
On Saturday morning, Fed-Ex sent me a notice that I have a package being delivered Thursday. On Saturday afternoon they said it would be delivered Tuesday morning. On Monday they confirmed this. It never arrived. Today they tell me it will be delivered tomorrow.
Get your shit together Fed Ex.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 19, 2023 12:26 PM |
My lunch was underwhelming. I ordered a chicken quesadilla from the office building's cafe.
They used their terrible seasoned chicken breast (they use herbs that are NOT Mexican or Spanish), the tortilla was slightly burnt, and I asked for extra salsa and didn't get any. To top it all off, my baby bottle of Cholula has turned to a muddy brown. I think I will need 3 baby Whoppers candies to get over this.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 19, 2023 4:50 PM |
I find that remarkably overwhelming.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 19, 2023 4:52 PM |
R80, I'm one of the dreaded females who posts here so, alas, I am not. I apologize for overwhelming you.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 19, 2023 5:11 PM |
Sorry Cosmo.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 19, 2023 5:14 PM |
I just caulked my tub fixtures. On the front of the tube in big letters it says “water-ready in 30 minutes.” But in small print on the back it says wait 24 hours before exposing to water.
Bastards!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 19, 2023 5:22 PM |
The good hotel was three times the usual price, so I had to take the underwhelming alternative.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 19, 2023 8:00 PM |
Just ate one of those big Lindt chocolate bars, milk chocolate flavor.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 20, 2023 3:11 AM |
I had a dentist appointment today with an hour and 20 minutes in the chair. My mouth is sore. I had some egg noodles with butter, garlic powder, pepper, Parmesan cheese and peas. Then two chocolate pudding cups. I’m crashing from carb overload. Hope my mouth feels better in the morning but I have to be very careful about what I eat for the next four weeks until the dental work is completed.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 20, 2023 3:26 AM |
R86, sorry to hear about your long dental appointment.
The egg noodles and butter sounds comforting.
Too late now, but be careful eating if you still have Novocaine effects. I ate pizza when my mouth was still on Novocaine and burned and tore the inside of my mouth (without feeling it).
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 20, 2023 3:47 AM |
I want to visit the Lake District with an older lover
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 20, 2023 3:56 AM |
This week has been slower than the second coming.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 20, 2023 10:04 PM |
My social studies teacher in high school used to say, "I don't brush my teeth, I just eat apples". I was thinking about that for some reason today. We all thought it was gross at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 20, 2023 10:52 PM |
I had my annual Medicare Wellness Check this morning.
Everything is copacetic, so underwhelming in a good way.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 20, 2023 11:00 PM |
I saw my doc today too, I'm on Ozempic baby!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 20, 2023 11:34 PM |
R90 he was unhygienic
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 20, 2023 11:35 PM |
All I ever wanted was a side salad!!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 20, 2023 11:43 PM |
R86, I condole you. The only thing I ever want after getting drilled by my dentist is a large mashed potatoes from Popeye’s.
And don’t get whelmed by my comment, anyone. My dentist is an extremely sweet Asian woman with young kids. But she’s awesome and works 15 miles away in a suburb that I initially moved to before moving into the city 4 years ago. I could find a closer dentist, but I won’t. She’s the best dentist I’ve ever had and she’s younger than me, so she’s taking care of my teeth until they’re either all gone or I am. If I have to move to another state, I’m keeping her! I’ll just fly back a couple times a year as needed.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 20, 2023 11:56 PM |
I ate a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich for dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 21, 2023 12:00 AM |
R92, congrats
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 21, 2023 12:06 AM |
Congrats for a diabetic on meds? Wtf
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 21, 2023 12:53 AM |
R98, or weight loss, which isn’t a bad thing as much as all the “naturally” (🤣) thin posters here like to shame.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 21, 2023 1:46 AM |
[quote]We all thought it was gross at the time.
And you were absolutely right, R90.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 21, 2023 3:03 AM |
An apple a day gives the dentist good pay?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 21, 2023 6:12 AM |
Grocery order was two hours late.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 21, 2023 2:40 PM |
I had insomnia the night before last. Only got 4 hours of sleep. Last night, I went to sleep before it was even dark and got more than 9 hours of sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 21, 2023 5:40 PM |
I was just on a tutorial video call that was supposed to help us with a new system. I have no idea what was shown or how it relates to me. Perhaps these sessions shouldn't be held on Friday afternoons?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 21, 2023 6:57 PM |
People who schedule work meetings on Friday afternoons are troublemakers and are to be avoided.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 21, 2023 7:20 PM |
My sentiments exactly, R105! Of course, the people who scheduled it are in the Central time zone so it's not late for them. We used to have monthly company meetings at 4 pm ET/3 pm CT. Can't tell you how many of those I missed! Besides, they were always recorded so I could watch it at another time. Like Fridays at 3 PM.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 21, 2023 7:24 PM |
I saw the new Evita at the American Rep in Cambridge the other night.
More tango, ingenious set design, acres of candlelit camellias.
But still underwhelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 21, 2023 7:47 PM |
I needed to say, “hello, Cunts” today.
Hello, Cunts.
Thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 22, 2023 1:59 AM |
R108 Why the need? Just curious, not particularly whelmed. Are there only certain days you feel the need?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 22, 2023 6:12 AM |
My cat has turned away from me.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 22, 2023 7:10 AM |
As all cats will inevitably do, R110.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 22, 2023 7:59 AM |
Mint r10?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 22, 2023 8:21 AM |
Don't Fall In Love (I Said)
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 22, 2023 10:47 AM |
I wonder if Sara Gilbert and Melissa Gilbert are blood related
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 22, 2023 4:16 PM |
Blood relatives
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 22, 2023 4:35 PM |
I was going to look through my bookshelves today, with the aim of chucking out at least a quarter of my collection, but a newish friend called and asked if I wanted to hang out this afternoon and then spend the evening watching trashy TV. I said yes. - She’s a doll and I love her, and I’m really glad she persevered in trying to make us be friends even when I thought she was too young, smart and interesting to really want to spend time with a fairly underwhelming person like me.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 22, 2023 4:40 PM |
Just inserted an ass mint
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 22, 2023 5:39 PM |
The packing tape they sell at the UPS store at grossly inflated prices has been designed by Satan himself.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 22, 2023 5:44 PM |
Stubborn belly fat is the antichrist
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 22, 2023 7:21 PM |
[quote]I wonder if Sara Gilbert and Melissa Gilbert are blood related
Half sisters.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 22, 2023 7:24 PM |
I'm already seeing back to school commercials. We're still in late mid Juyl!!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 22, 2023 8:24 PM |
[quote]We're still in late mid July
R121 Please define the dates that comprise "late mid July". Your post confuses and whelms me.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 22, 2023 9:34 PM |
[quote]We're still in late mid Julyl!!
[quote] Please define the dates that comprise "late mid July". Your post confuses and whelms me.
I would call July 22 "early late July." July 1-10 is early July. July 11-20 is mid-July. July 21-31 is late July.
- not r121
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 22, 2023 10:01 PM |
Playing Xmas music at a local hallmark card store operated by a gay bickering couple
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 22, 2023 10:08 PM |
R123 late mid July is July 20 and onwards. It's not really mid July like 15th, 16th etc but late mid
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 22, 2023 10:29 PM |
I’m not sure I like the Substack app.
I’m trying to figure out the advantage of using the app vs. website.
I’m stuck in the “conserve all memory” age of iphone.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 22, 2023 10:35 PM |
Early July: July 1 - 10
Mid-July: July 11 - 20
Late mid-July: July 16 - 20
Late July: July 21 - 31
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 22, 2023 10:40 PM |
R128 That makes sense. Thank you!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 23, 2023 3:30 AM |
Cat not doing as they're told, even though they'd benefit greatly from obeying.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 23, 2023 8:32 AM |
I need to empty the dishwasher, and then I need to take a picture for my passport application.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 23, 2023 8:46 AM |
Is there some way to combine the two tasks, R131?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 23, 2023 9:07 AM |
It doesn’t make sense. Why is there a late-mid but no early-mid?
Early 1-10
Mid 11-20
Late 21-31
That makes sense.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 23, 2023 10:11 AM |
I just ate 2 cheese buns
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 23, 2023 4:30 PM |
I get really annoyed when sales store reps drop change in my hands so as not to make skin contact, after I hand them a $20
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 23, 2023 4:31 PM |
Snack twinning with r134. I just had cheese toast. Smoked gouda on rye.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 23, 2023 4:32 PM |
Mid is already past early, why would there be an early mid? Makes zero sense . Late is before mid , therefore it makes sense to have late mid
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 23, 2023 4:34 PM |
The two glasses of wine are starting to wear off. Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 23, 2023 4:36 PM |
It cost £10 at the photobooth for 4 passport photos. I’m genuinely raging!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 23, 2023 5:05 PM |
[quote]It cost £10 at the photobooth for 4 passport photos. I’m genuinely raging!
I did mine a few weeks ago and had to do it twice. The first ones were too awful for me to live with for the next ten years.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 23, 2023 5:19 PM |
London.
Went and sat in the garden because the sun had come out and I thought I should get a few rays. But as soon as I sat down the sun disappeared behind a cloud. This happened several times in a row.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 23, 2023 5:21 PM |
It's just not a sunny day,.deal
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 23, 2023 5:24 PM |
Large fresh brewed Bigalow iced tea w/ I pkg of Stevia in the raw and squirt of real lemon juice
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 23, 2023 5:27 PM |
Early July: July 1 - 10
Mid-July: July 11 - 20
Early mid-July: July 11 - 15
Late mid-July: July 16 - 20
Late July: July 21 - 31
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 23, 2023 6:00 PM |
[quote]It's just not a sunny day,.deal
I am dealing. Who said I wasn't?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 23, 2023 6:09 PM |
That DQ commercial where they show the chocolate ice cream, it looks like the shit emoji 💩
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 23, 2023 8:43 PM |
Gimme a double scoop cone!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 23, 2023 8:43 PM |
Phrases/ words I'm hating right now: " grooming" and " you're all set"
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 23, 2023 9:06 PM |
May I manipulate Kris’ pussy lips to make them less loose and stretched out looking?
Kris’ pussy lips look just fine to me, Donna.
Miss Duncan, they’re making me uncomfortable.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 23, 2023 10:14 PM |
Time is not being kind to The Decemberists. All of the songs sound the same now.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 23, 2023 10:21 PM |
What do you guys think of this cervical traction device? I went to a physical therapist the other day (for knees) and asked her about neck traction. This is what she recommended. It's around $26 on Amazon. I think I'll get it.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 24, 2023 1:47 AM |
R134 I have one very similar. It feels really good despite how ridiculous it looks.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 24, 2023 4:29 AM |
A squirrel killed one of my plants creating a home for itself on my balcony. Can’t blame it. The weather was horrific with wind and rain. It made a cozy dry bed until the worst was over. I understand why he did it but I’m still suppressing the urge to kill it. I admit I got some satisfaction from destroying his home the next day. Don’t worry I won’t kill it.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 24, 2023 8:03 PM |
Leftover from yesterday didn't cut it.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 24, 2023 9:04 PM |
I'm malaised with the mildest of headaches, feel sorry for me.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 24, 2023 9:13 PM |
r155 I condole you.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 24, 2023 9:42 PM |
[quote]I'm malaised with the mildest of headaches, feel sorry for me.
Not if you're going to turn "malaise" into a verb, I won't.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 24, 2023 10:05 PM |
R157 I'm practically in my deathbed and yet you feel the need to be so cruel.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 24, 2023 11:05 PM |
On your deathbed from the mildest of headaches, R158? I find you guilty of the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 24, 2023 11:34 PM |
Eating 2 peach scones daily, each packed with 21g of Sugar, in addition to all other sugar loaded foods you eat throughout the day, does not help with the weightloss journey, when the daily sugar recommendation is only 36g!
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 24, 2023 11:47 PM |
I just went down a rabbit hole of Cate Blanchett videos on YouTube
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 24, 2023 11:47 PM |
R161 Whew! And you lived to tell about it.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | July 25, 2023 12:03 AM |
Hot crotch! My crotch is hot AF. 🔥
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 25, 2023 12:04 AM |
No wonder you want to be underwhelmed ^^
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 25, 2023 12:11 AM |
Saga re: fixing my blinds. Continued.
I got the parts from Amazon. The "hex hole" (hexagonal hole where the bar runs through the machinery) is too small. I looked on the reviews and other reviewers had the same problem.
I was going to give up, but got back on the horse.
I saw a review (Amazon) for another tilter mechanism. This lady had posted a photo of her old, broken part - and her old, broken part looked exactly like mine! She said that the mechanism worked, for her. So, I figure it should work, for me.
This is a huge deal because my broken part looked nothing like anything I could find on the internet. Yet, this random lady / Amazon reviewer had the same part.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 25, 2023 12:18 AM |
I made a list tonight of all the repairs my house needs. None of them are massive jobs, but there are so many of them. I think I may just move instead.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 25, 2023 1:14 AM |
Today's not as hot as yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 26, 2023 9:26 PM |
Today was hotter than yesterday and the next four days will be hotter still.
Thank you Mr Carrier.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 26, 2023 11:00 PM |
Put a single ice cube just inside your rectum. It will cool you off quickly.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 26, 2023 11:05 PM |
Open up the freezer door while complete naked. It will cool you off instantly and give the food a cheap thrill.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 26, 2023 11:09 PM |
^^^or it will cause your food to go bad
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 26, 2023 11:10 PM |
Make like Marilyn Monroe and stick your undies in the icebox.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 27, 2023 1:19 AM |
It's going to hit 100 tomorrow in D.C., with high humidity, of course. I certainly have no intention of stepping outside.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 27, 2023 1:26 AM |
I want a salad that doesn’t cost $20 or a Gyro with Gordon’s Gin.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | July 27, 2023 1:55 AM |
I’m in Scotland. It’s freezing.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 27, 2023 2:16 AM |
Forgot to lower the blackout curtain. Shit.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 27, 2023 5:32 AM |
[quote]It's going to hit 100 tomorrow in D.C., with high humidity, of course. I certainly have no intention of stepping outside.
R173 Joe? Is that you?
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 27, 2023 7:03 AM |
[quote]I want a salad that doesn’t cost $20
So make one.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 27, 2023 7:44 AM |
I have killed several vegetables in this heat. The tiny fridge has ghost brocolli, NOT Greg @ R178, and I’ve had to douche it with vinegar.
I had the gin&gyro. Lots of people out walking very happy pets.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 27, 2023 2:06 PM |
^what?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 27, 2023 2:11 PM |
Hey Southern DLers --- In about a month the 2023 green peanut season will start. Yay!
by Anonymous | reply 181 | July 27, 2023 2:11 PM |
R176 - are you posting from 1942?
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 27, 2023 10:04 PM |
It so fuckin’ hot out! 102 degrees here.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 27, 2023 10:09 PM |
It is quite hot both in Boston and on the Cape.
My office was so cold this morning, I almost turned on my space heater.
My house is now nicely chilled and I’m going to have any ice cold martini while I peel peaches.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | July 27, 2023 10:42 PM |
A tornado touched down around Mt Monadnock today, hikers must have felt a good breeze.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 28, 2023 12:28 AM |
Cat is pouting because I won't let it go somewhere it shouldn't.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 28, 2023 5:46 AM |
Your cat is emulating you, r186!
R178, Nobody thought you were Gerg. 🤭
R169, You might want to parlay that advice into X-rated ice-"cube" trays. "Shark Tank" awaits! 😊
I hired three guys to pull my weeds today. This is not a euphemism. 😉
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 28, 2023 5:55 AM |
It should be.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 28, 2023 7:55 AM |
I bought a Swedish mid-century rosewood credenza that was kind of banged up. I had it refinished because I thought the stain was too dark. It came back exactly the same color. It does look much better now, but I probably would not have gone to the expense if I’d known it would not be lighter. The furniture guy says it’s the natural color of the wood. He might have told me that before.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | July 28, 2023 8:04 PM |
Or you might have researched it.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | July 28, 2023 8:25 PM |
Does anyone still buy a credenza?
by Anonymous | reply 191 | July 28, 2023 8:36 PM |
I have another rosewood piece that is much lighter, though they may have faded over time.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | July 28, 2023 8:55 PM |
It’s to store my booze, Elaine. We don’t all keep it on the kitchen counter.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | July 28, 2023 8:56 PM |
I dearly love every word in the phrase “Swedish mid-century rosewood credenza”, and I would love to own one.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | July 28, 2023 9:14 PM |
I liked Frasier’s apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | July 28, 2023 9:56 PM |
I have a credenza in my house. There is a lamp on it.
I say, "Alexa, turn on credenza."
Or off, as the case may be.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | July 28, 2023 10:13 PM |
[quote] I liked Frasier’s apartment.
I really liked it too, hence my liking for r189’s Swedish mid-century rosewood credenza. - All those words sound great to me. I love Swedish design, and the American mid-century modern homes posted here by Tasteful Friends are beautiful. They are the highpoint of American design, in my view.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | July 28, 2023 10:36 PM |
[quote] Does anyone still buy a credenza?
I like credenzas. I'd like to have one right outside my front door. Just a place to put stuff while I unlock my door, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | July 29, 2023 12:01 AM |
You credenza queens are crazy. I bought two old school office book cases and used them as side boards for 15 years. They looked nice but when I moved I had no room for them. The movers trashed them.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | July 29, 2023 8:43 AM |
I just deleted a wall of text on my experiences with mid-20th century baked finishes.
I did it on accident, but I’m pretty sure it’s for the best.
It’s a delightful 14 celsius.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | July 29, 2023 10:46 AM |
Astounded that I'm spending my middle-aged weekends watching animated shorts about an anthropomorphic egg on Netflix.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | July 29, 2023 2:00 PM |
Astounded that I'm spending my middle-aged weekends watching repeats of 70s shows like Wonder Woman on H&I and McMillan & Wife on Cozi.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | July 29, 2023 2:12 PM |
R199, the credenza actually replaced a bookcase. I had been convinced in another thread not to have my liquor on display.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | July 29, 2023 2:16 PM |
[quote] I had been convinced in another thread not to have my liquor on display.
R203, what was the reason to not have liquor on display?
by Anonymous | reply 204 | July 29, 2023 5:55 PM |
Because it's tatty, R204
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 29, 2023 5:58 PM |
Tatty means "in bad condition." Not sure how displaying liquor is "tatty." Lowbrow, maybe?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 29, 2023 6:02 PM |
One of the dictionary definitions for tatty is shabby or ill-kempt; ragged; untidy.
I'm American and it's not a commonly used word here, but I thought my source would have known better, as he defined it as the opposite of "posh."
by Anonymous | reply 207 | July 29, 2023 6:17 PM |
R207, I believe the word you are looking for is “common”.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | July 29, 2023 6:53 PM |
I admire someone who uses disinterested advice that makes sense, R203. It’s just that you have to make sure the booze is worth hiding.
Leave Famous Grouse out as a distraction. Everyone loves Famous Grouse.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 29, 2023 7:00 PM |
I have a very nice collection of quality whiskeys and tequilas as well as the other basics. Unfortunately, I can’t really drink on my current meds.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 29, 2023 7:34 PM |
I’ve decided to show you the credenza.
Someone is asking $6,700 for the same piece, so perhaps refinishing was worthwhile.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 29, 2023 7:38 PM |
Very nice.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 29, 2023 7:48 PM |
But too dark.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 29, 2023 7:53 PM |
I was overwhelmed, then I made the mistake of taking a Valium, and now I'm underwhelmed and want to cry. The phones been ringing, but I just don't care. I guess I should look to see who's calling.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 29, 2023 8:02 PM |
It’s a scammer.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | July 29, 2023 8:03 PM |
I'm thinking of eating an entire mini cheesecake all by myself...
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 29, 2023 9:09 PM |
Go for it. It's a mini cheesecake.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | July 29, 2023 9:11 PM |
Cheescake is high in saturated fats and high chloesterol too, all bad for the heart
by Anonymous | reply 218 | July 29, 2023 9:42 PM |
Chicken and shrimp with Herb spaghetti or Parmesian chicken?
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 29, 2023 9:56 PM |
Shrimp with spaghetti. No need for the chicken.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | July 29, 2023 10:06 PM |
Cheescake is poison because it is high in both sugar and saturated fats which are two leading contributors of heart disease, diabetes etc
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 29, 2023 10:24 PM |
An occasional cheesecake won’t kill you.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 29, 2023 10:27 PM |
I hate cheesecake. Not because of the inherent health risks r221 and r218 present, but because in reality, it is neither cheese nor cake.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 29, 2023 10:37 PM |
You can’t polish a turd.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 29, 2023 10:40 PM |
What is it r223?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 29, 2023 10:42 PM |
I’m just back from an evening with friends and I think I may have been impolite when I left them. i basically just jumped into a cab, as if I couldn’t wait to get away. I really had a nice evening, but I do hate the way I seem so socially inept at the most basic level of behaviour.
My personality underwhelms me.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 29, 2023 10:45 PM |
Sweetened, pasty goo, r225.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | July 29, 2023 10:49 PM |
Yeah. What is cheesecake?
by Anonymous | reply 228 | July 29, 2023 10:54 PM |
Scaddabush
by Anonymous | reply 229 | July 29, 2023 11:02 PM |
R226 aspergers?
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 29, 2023 11:16 PM |
I restored my WEMO smart plug and this time it wasn't an ordeal.
I can again say, "Siri, turn on printer."
by Anonymous | reply 231 | July 29, 2023 11:19 PM |
No, r230, I’m generally very well-attuned to my own feelings and the feelings of others, but I do wonder if I am suffering from low-level depression or social anxiety. I’m second-guessing myself a lot lately and I don’t seem to like myself much. It’s strange how this sort of feeling creeps up on me.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 29, 2023 11:24 PM |
R230, texts between friends redeem so many insecurities.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | July 30, 2023 12:17 AM |
Fapping at speeds that make me feel like I’m drunk
by Anonymous | reply 234 | July 30, 2023 12:19 AM |
I overate , went for a run, then took a satisfying dump
by Anonymous | reply 235 | July 30, 2023 2:08 AM |
^^&Not in that order^^
by Anonymous | reply 236 | July 30, 2023 2:08 AM |
[quote] Shrimp with spaghetti. No need for the chicken.
This overwhelms me. Sounds disgusting. Shrimp cocktail, yes. With spaghetti? No, I don't care if it's alfredo or whatever. No, no, no..
by Anonymous | reply 237 | July 30, 2023 4:33 AM |
[quote]Cheescake is poison because it is high in both sugar and saturated fats which are two leading contributors of heart disease, diabetes etc.
STFU.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | July 30, 2023 4:38 AM |
[quote] This overwhelms me. Sounds disgusting. Shrimp cocktail, yes. With spaghetti? No, I don't care if it's alfredo or whatever. No, no, no..
What? I was just talking about shrimp with the spaghetti - as in the pasta.
Spaghetti as a pasta is pretty neutral, like any other pasta. Disgusting? Geez.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 30, 2023 4:46 AM |
I plan on vacuuming before it gets too hit.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 30, 2023 8:08 AM |
The serving size on the keto granola I bought at Costco is 1/3 cup. Seriously?
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 30, 2023 12:45 PM |
Add mini marshmallows to bulk that stuff up, R241.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | July 30, 2023 5:18 PM |
[quote] The serving size on the keto granola I bought at Costco is 1/3 cup. Seriously?
I'd return it.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | July 30, 2023 5:34 PM |
Remember that's merely a "suggested serving," R241. You can scarf down the whole bag if you'd like.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | July 30, 2023 5:42 PM |
It's KNEE JEER NOT nigh ger!!!
Stupid fucking idiot, wonder whose saggy balls he sucked to get hired to report the news.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | July 30, 2023 5:52 PM |
I know it’s just a suggestion, but it’s also the basis upon which they provide all of the nutritional information, so the serving size should be realistic. 1/3 cup of granola is not realistic.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | July 30, 2023 6:05 PM |
I usually do about 1/2 c. granola in 3/4 c. plain greek yogurt. Its about 400 cal.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | July 30, 2023 6:08 PM |
For lunch I enjoyed an ear of bicolor carn that that I cooked in my microwave on my Pillivuyt white ceramic carn dish and ate using my sterling silver carn cob holders.
Full belly, whelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | July 30, 2023 6:18 PM |
Are you (or rather, were you) Ann Miller, R248?
by Anonymous | reply 249 | July 30, 2023 6:27 PM |
R248, in the book series, Nero Wolfe celebrates August with a huge carn grilling. The men feast on nothing but hot, buttery carn.
The prep description had this tubby little gayling all aquiver.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | July 30, 2023 6:29 PM |
I’d love a hot buttery ear of carn. Unfortunately, I’m a herbivore.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 30, 2023 6:31 PM |
So, use artificially flavored butter salt.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | July 30, 2023 6:42 PM |
^whoosh!
by Anonymous | reply 253 | July 30, 2023 7:05 PM |
R245 - I once listened to an entire lecture in church by a missionary who pronounced the country Nigeria with a hard g. I was laughing, no one else was.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | July 30, 2023 7:54 PM |
Back to normal healthy eating tomorrow. It was fun while it lasted.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 30, 2023 8:09 PM |
Paroled in winter, the felon got a job in a South Texas carnival and dined on the local food, which was mediocre.
Once chilly, the fair con carny ate the chili con carne, fair fare. (Too corny?)
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 30, 2023 8:14 PM |
I was looking forward to having a day completely to myself but now I am a little lonely.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | July 30, 2023 8:21 PM |
Expect be to be in full-on bitch mode this afternoon
by Anonymous | reply 258 | July 30, 2023 8:32 PM |
[quote] Back to normal healthy eating tomorrow. It was fun while it lasted.
Did you eat that mini cheesecake?
I ate an entire thing of Boursin cheese, yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | July 30, 2023 8:40 PM |
[quote] It's KNEE JEER NOT nigh ger!!!
The dimwitted news reporter pronounced : NIGER as--- nigh- Ger ( HARD FUCKING G)
by Anonymous | reply 260 | July 30, 2023 10:15 PM |
Like just go ahead and say the N word , it's what you probably wanted to say Mr. Dimwitted newsreader
by Anonymous | reply 261 | July 30, 2023 10:16 PM |
I believe this thread has wandered far away from its intended path.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | July 30, 2023 10:45 PM |
I just grilled and ate a steak that marinated about 30 hours. I had intended to grill it last night but there was a bad thunderstorm so had something else. It was so tender and flavorful I think I may always do this now.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | July 30, 2023 11:03 PM |
I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | July 30, 2023 11:19 PM |
I've figured pit who Britney Spears reminds me of when she does these IG post , where she dances half naked like a drugged out hooker -Karla Homolka. The resemblance is uncanny
by Anonymous | reply 265 | July 30, 2023 11:21 PM |
The NYT crossword had an editing error today. Two three-letter words clued only as counterparts to each other that crossed at the third letter.
They were looking for tit and tat, but many people entered the equally correct tic and tac and there was no way to catch the “mistake”.
Tsk tsk. Standards have fallen.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | July 30, 2023 11:33 PM |
My A/C was not working, so I called for a repair. I walked around naked, hoping the repairman was good-looking and muscular, sweating so much his wet white shirt was clinging to his chest. The doorbell rang; I wrapped a towel around, and opened the door to a sweaty 400 pound man who farted at first sight. He bent over the outdoor unit, half of his hairy crack showing.
My A/C is fixed, but I'm in despair.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | July 31, 2023 12:07 AM |
R167 I understand why you would want to be underwhelmed. Your hopes were crushed. Being underwhelmed would be a positive step forward.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | July 31, 2023 12:15 AM |
Ice had built up at the back of my fridge today, so I had to defrost it.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | July 31, 2023 12:26 AM |
I’m thinking about using some gift vouchers to purchase a heated blanket to huddle under in the winter, but it is only available in teal.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | July 31, 2023 12:30 AM |
I replaced all my black kitchen appliances with stainless steel and now I'm sorry I did.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | July 31, 2023 12:33 AM |
R270 If teal is that bluish/greenish color, I would find it quite soothing.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | July 31, 2023 12:34 AM |
R272, it is that colour, which i actually like, but it would look out of place in my living room.
My other option is this faux fur one, which looks cosy but it’s almost double the price and may look tacky.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | July 31, 2023 1:13 AM |
I dont believe Queen Elizaberh just suddenly dropped dead. Her doctors probably had told family members that the Queen didn't have long to live and was near death. Perhaps they may have even given a time frame. But of course no royal family member will ever tell us
by Anonymous | reply 274 | July 31, 2023 3:27 AM |
R273, that faux fur blanket is 20 pounds or $25 US. Sounds reasonable.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | July 31, 2023 3:35 AM |
R274, she was 96, was becoming increasingly immobile and had lost a massive amount of weight. I doubt very much anyone was buying her Christmas gifts far in advance.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | July 31, 2023 3:37 AM |
R25, your maths skills are dodgy.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | July 31, 2023 3:38 AM |
Ugh, apologies to r25, my post was meant for r275
by Anonymous | reply 278 | July 31, 2023 3:39 AM |
Well, how much does that blanket cost? The Amazon listing doesn't list the price. I got the 20 pounds from another item that was listed in the top margin.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | July 31, 2023 3:41 AM |
R279, it’s £114 (approx 146 USD).
by Anonymous | reply 280 | July 31, 2023 3:45 AM |
Six Canada Geese lurk around the shoreline of the lake around dusk and come up during the night to shit all over my yard. I've tried to deter them by telling them to fuck off and go away. I've even sent my dog out to shoo them but they're stubborn. I'll be getting out the shovel again tomorrow morning.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | July 31, 2023 3:47 AM |
What you doing with that shovel?
by Anonymous | reply 282 | July 31, 2023 4:13 AM |
The Queen Mother left 15 million pounds in her will to William and Harry. Strange, she had 8 grandkids but left so much more to only 2.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | July 31, 2023 5:06 AM |
Now that the humidity is gone, for the moment at least, it's too cold to have my balcony door open. I've got goose-bumps on my arms and Cos is laying, kitty-loaf style, on his purr pad. For those who don't know, kitty-loaf style is when a cat lays down with all four feet underneath it.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | July 31, 2023 12:02 PM |
Just rearranged the room. It's marginally better.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | July 31, 2023 12:20 PM |
I’m going to make some pasta for lunch, and drain it.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | July 31, 2023 12:31 PM |
R281 get some fake owls and/or swans to deter the geese.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | July 31, 2023 12:36 PM |
[R207], I believe the word you are looking for is “vulgar".
by Anonymous | reply 288 | July 31, 2023 12:45 PM |
Of course, it’s not vulgar to have a few bottles out after cocktail hour. That’s gracious.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | July 31, 2023 1:48 PM |
The problem with getting up early is it’s such a long way til lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | July 31, 2023 2:53 PM |
R281 The geese were a problem at our local golf course.
These seem to work.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | July 31, 2023 4:08 PM |
My chosen mode of employment frequently induces an ineffable sense of ennui in me.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | July 31, 2023 4:58 PM |
Meaning, "My job sucks," R292?
by Anonymous | reply 293 | July 31, 2023 5:06 PM |
[quote] The problem with getting up early is it’s such a long way til lunch.
Can you move up your lunch hour? I wake up early, too, but I eat lunch when I'm hungry, which is early.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | July 31, 2023 5:51 PM |
My hands and wrists are killing me this afternoon.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | July 31, 2023 6:01 PM |
You know Canada geese are worthless if Cajuns can't even figure out a way to cook 'em so they'll taste good.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | July 31, 2023 6:04 PM |
I’m going to do laundry, and then have lots of nibbly bits for dinner (pakora, spring rolls, chicken tenders, and peaches and yogurt for pudding).
by Anonymous | reply 297 | July 31, 2023 6:20 PM |
[quote]nibbly bits
In which country are "nibbly bits" a thing?
by Anonymous | reply 298 | July 31, 2023 6:21 PM |
Yesterday I knocked onto my tiled kitchen floor a Corningware casserole lid. The glass lost.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | July 31, 2023 7:32 PM |
Contests between kitchen floors and cookware often have predictable winners.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | July 31, 2023 7:44 PM |
Actually, if you have a hardwood kitchen floor, it can be a draw.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | July 31, 2023 7:50 PM |
[quote] In which country are "nibbly bits" a thing?
R298, Germany. It’s called Abendbrot.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | July 31, 2023 8:05 PM |
I have cork floors and very rarely any breakage. I hate the color though. When I replace I will probably go for engineered hardwood. Altho the cork is cozy in the winter.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | July 31, 2023 8:30 PM |
It's under 90 degrees F in my town today
by Anonymous | reply 304 | July 31, 2023 8:36 PM |
It has been 62 degrees here today. My fingers are cold. July has been a cool, wash-out month.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | July 31, 2023 8:41 PM |
Those damn geese decided to spend the night on my dock and left a mess this morning. I had to go out early to clean it off before it became a poo poo platter for my dog.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | July 31, 2023 10:43 PM |
I hate little, tiny dicks!!
by Anonymous | reply 307 | July 31, 2023 11:01 PM |
R305 lives in the North Pole
by Anonymous | reply 308 | August 1, 2023 2:16 AM |
I can do 2 reps of 20 sit ups
by Anonymous | reply 309 | August 1, 2023 2:16 AM |
R281 I had the same problem with geese taking over my yard. Then I bought a Super Soaker and started blasting them. It didn't hurt them but it startled them enough that within a week, they never came back to my place.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | August 1, 2023 2:22 AM |
[quote]For those who don't know, kitty-loaf style is when a cat lays down with all four feet underneath it.
R284 Thanks, Cos. When my cat lays like that, I call him a baked potato but kitty-loaf is much kinder.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | August 1, 2023 2:32 AM |
Cat: One hell of a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf. - B. Kliban (1977)
by Anonymous | reply 312 | August 1, 2023 3:14 AM |
Only about 10 days until the end of the Dog Days of Summer...
my grandfather was superstitious about the Dog Days, not a good time...
I feel the same way
by Anonymous | reply 313 | August 1, 2023 10:58 AM |
My dog is superstitious about your grandfather r313.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | August 1, 2023 11:28 AM |
^ The term Dog Days has nothing to do with dogs but refers to the period Sirius, or the Dog Star, appears to rise alongside the sun, in late July in the Northern Hemisphere
by Anonymous | reply 315 | August 1, 2023 11:44 AM |
That’s one theory.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | August 1, 2023 12:36 PM |
What is the next phase of summer called? I always thought dog days went until end of Aug. Why Aug 11?
by Anonymous | reply 317 | August 1, 2023 5:16 PM |
R317 late summer until mid SEPTEMBER
by Anonymous | reply 318 | August 1, 2023 5:17 PM |
Stupid long gaps between meetings.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | August 1, 2023 5:21 PM |
To wear a thumb ring is the most moronic thing to do
by Anonymous | reply 320 | August 1, 2023 7:46 PM |
I washed my crotch
by Anonymous | reply 321 | August 1, 2023 9:36 PM |
I went to bed early 2 hours ago. Now I’m wide awake and fear I won’t sleep again.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | August 1, 2023 9:46 PM |
R134 no fancy name for late.Aug to mid Sep? Like maybe purple haze summer?
by Anonymous | reply 323 | August 1, 2023 11:48 PM |
I am watching the first season of Charmed. Definitely underwhelming.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | August 1, 2023 11:49 PM |
R323, cant think of a name however, t's one of my favorite time of year, and the best part of summer- the end.
So melancholic. I walk around with Maggie May and Boys of Summer playing in my head during these times.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | August 2, 2023 2:12 AM |
Sturgeon Moon tonight - August 1
Blue Moon, August 30th
Harvest Moon, September 29
Perseids peak August 12-13
by Anonymous | reply 326 | August 2, 2023 3:25 AM |
How and when do I see the sturgeon moon on the east coast
by Anonymous | reply 327 | August 2, 2023 3:37 AM |
^^^Look up in the sky assuming they're clear tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | August 2, 2023 3:41 AM |
Nivea Lip Gloss Scrub
by Anonymous | reply 329 | August 2, 2023 3:55 AM |
The moon has been super-bright. What's going on.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | August 2, 2023 4:13 AM |
[quoteI went to bed early 2 hours ago. Now I’m wide awake and fear I won’t sleep again.
Ever??
by Anonymous | reply 331 | August 2, 2023 7:37 AM |
It's 3:41 a.m. Every time I wake up Lawrence O'Donnell is on my TV. Next time I'm changing the channel.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | August 2, 2023 7:42 AM |
[quote]It's 3:41 a.m. Every time I wake up Lawrence O'Donnell is on my TV.
FFS Larry, could you get off the TV?
by Anonymous | reply 333 | August 2, 2023 8:29 AM |
[quote] Yesterday I knocked onto my tiled kitchen floor a Corningware casserole lid. The glass lost.
R299, not to overwhelm you, but you need to replace that lid NOW. Corningware was bought by Instant Pot and they just declared bankruptcy so this may be your last shot to get a replacement lid. Go to Amazon, corningware.com, eBaay, wherever and get a new lid ASAP because they may not be making them anymore soon. I lost a French White medium sized casserole to the floor (and a couple of gin and tonics) thanksgiving last year and still haven’t replaced it and every day since finding out about the bankruptcy, I say I’m going to and every day I don’t, and one day soon, that day will be too late.
My cat woke me up before my alarm by racing at full speed into my bedroom and slapping me across the face HARD this morning and then he bolted out the room. I haven’t posted about my cat in any of the other posts here, because all those cats sound sweet and mine is just a little asshole.
Finally, I want to move to the mountains and build a house. I have a fantasy about having a beautifully landscaped yard and a super hot Latino muscle bear landscaper who comes over to take care of things and then we have passionate sex after he’s done and all sweaty. I already have a super hot Latino muscle bear boyfriend but he works in IT. So I think my fantasy is really just that I want a house in the mountains and my boyfriend mows the lawn.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | August 2, 2023 8:36 AM |
If you call him Larry he’ll get right off that TV and kick your ass.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | August 2, 2023 12:39 PM |
R334, Cos knocks things off the dresser or chews on something loud and mysterious to get me out of bed. If I'm laying on my back, I get a paw to the boob which is painful since he steps on my nipple (sorry, gays!).
i was going to go to the office today, like I do most Wednesdays, but decided not to. I'll go in tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | August 2, 2023 12:39 PM |
OVERWHELMED -- My most recent blood panel revealed I am a Type II diabetic and my PCP wrote me a prescription for Farxiga.
No problem I thought, the metformin I've been taking for years is dirt cheap. But when I went in to pick it up at my pharmacy, those damn pills were over $500 for 30 doses. I refused the prescription.
Fellow DLers on Farxiga, how the hell do you afford a $6000/year drug?!
by Anonymous | reply 337 | August 2, 2023 12:54 PM |
R337, have you tried looking at your diet? I was pre-diabetic pre-COVID and my doctor wanted to put me on meds.
I asked her if I could try changing my diet a little and check my lab work after 6 months (I get lab work 2x a year because of my cholesterol and BP meds). I was able to get it back down. I realized that I was eating 1/2 or full bagel with butter or cream cheese several days a week at work when someone would bring them in.
Earlier this year, I was in the same boat. I had started treating myself to a weekly Sunday Taylor Ham, egg, and cheese on a roll sandwich for breakfast. I stopped eating those and I'm back to normal.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | August 2, 2023 1:17 PM |
R337, that sucks. In the US? It sounds like you have insurance.and it’s in their “Tier: this is ridiculous!”
Try the patient assistance program. The pharmacies have to run your insurance and co-pay card at the same time. You’ll know if they come back with a price higher than $300 if they didn’t and just get ask them to run them again TOGETHER is it’s higher than $125. Pharmacies aren’t always great at running both at the same time, so if the application says you’re eligible, just ask them if they ran it with your insurance company. (And if there are any questions on this application that may disqualify you, LIE! If it’s about income or a diagnosis, just tell them what they want to hear. The pharmaceutical company has no way to verify anything you tell them).
Try the card and call your pharmacy back today with the card info you get. I’ll bet it works and brings it down to $125, but I have heard that even with caps, sometimes they’ll get confused and you can get more than the discount max they offer. Insurance and drug pricing are mysterious. Intentionally.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | August 2, 2023 1:31 PM |
There wasn't enough beans for a full pot. Dammit.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | August 2, 2023 1:33 PM |
R337, I totally misread your post and for some reason thought you said $300. That card should work for some discount, but may not bring it to $125 (but it may). And if you tried using a GoodRx card, they’ll need to remove that or it probably also won’t work. So make sure they DON’T try to use that again. Just be persistent with the pharmacy. And good luck.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | August 2, 2023 1:38 PM |
I’m drowsy as it’s rainy morning here.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | August 2, 2023 2:00 PM |
[quote] [R334], Cos knocks things off the dresser or chews on something loud and mysterious to get me out of bed. If I'm laying on my back, I get a paw to the boob which is painful since he steps on my nipple (sorry, gays!).
Yup. I get all that minus nipple damage. Instead I get bitten on the nose. Sometimes gently, but sometimes like he’s trying to give me a new piercing. And some more stuff that is so much worse.
I technically have two cats (since I stupidly signed the adoption contract) but when my neighbors ask what my cats names are, I’ll tell them the older one’s and they’ll say “I thought you had two” I’ll say “oh no!! I have one. The little one is my CAT’S cat. That little grey SOB ain’t mine!”
by Anonymous | reply 343 | August 2, 2023 2:04 PM |
The GoodRx price for Farxiga or Jardiance, a similar drug, both run in excess of $500/mo.
Ask the doc if there are other SGLT2 inhibitors like them that cost less.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | August 2, 2023 2:08 PM |
R337, I hate to keep posting at you, but did they tell you or did you already know you probably have chronic kidney disease? I hope you can get that filled. My mom died of end stage renal disease and dialysis is very unpleasant. Sorry if I’m whelming you more.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | August 2, 2023 2:13 PM |
I eat ass cause I like it!
by Anonymous | reply 346 | August 2, 2023 2:43 PM |
^at least it’s low-cal and has no fat or carbs.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | August 2, 2023 2:56 PM |
R334 my mountain house with lawnmowing man fantasy is exactly the same as yours.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | August 2, 2023 5:17 PM |
When God was handing out lives, tortoises really drew the short straw, didn't they?
by Anonymous | reply 349 | August 2, 2023 6:05 PM |
Speed isn’t all that.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | August 2, 2023 6:35 PM |
R348, you want my boyfriend to mow your lawn? I think I’m gonna have enough trouble getting him to mow mine. 😉 But I can ask. The worst thing he’ll say is “WHO are these people you’re talking to and why are you always asking me crazy stuff?” And I’ll just lie and tell him “it was in a Facebook group” like I always do. God, he can never know about this place or what I do here…
by Anonymous | reply 351 | August 2, 2023 8:26 PM |
Mow my fucking lawn!
by Anonymous | reply 352 | August 2, 2023 8:28 PM |
It’ll be more “mow my lawn and then let’s start fucking Or don’t and let’s just go upstairs anyway!”
by Anonymous | reply 353 | August 2, 2023 8:33 PM |
Install a new roof
by Anonymous | reply 354 | August 2, 2023 8:35 PM |
Ronnie the rapist
by Anonymous | reply 355 | August 2, 2023 8:38 PM |
Americans would probably say tattered instead of tatty.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | August 2, 2023 9:04 PM |
Americans would probably say tacky instead of tatty.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | August 2, 2023 10:10 PM |
Americans would say raggedy instead of tatty.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | August 3, 2023 12:30 AM |
I’m going to turn off the fountain in my pond in a few. A band of chickadees show up to bathe at their favorite swimming hole every night around 6:00. They like the water still.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | August 3, 2023 12:32 AM |
I wish my boyfriend would stop mowing his lawn. It looks stupid against his very hairy legs.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | August 3, 2023 12:46 AM |
Hide his lawnmower, r360
by Anonymous | reply 361 | August 3, 2023 2:14 AM |
It’s too hot to cut grass - not good for the lawn. Don’t hide the lawnmower.
Remove the blade and send it in for sharpening. You brace the blade with a thick piece of wood through the clipping shoot as you wrench the bolt off. Remove blade and wrap blade in cardboard. You could sharpen this yourself if you hate nature. He’s supposed to be nolawn. Sucks to be on the wrong side of history. Poor fella. He probably has red ears and neck from too much sun.
Put the bolt back on and don’t mention the blade unless he asks. He may just enjoy pushing the mower around the yard.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | August 3, 2023 2:55 AM |
^🤣🤣🤣
by Anonymous | reply 363 | August 3, 2023 4:00 AM |
Yesterday, it was blazing hot, I had to go to the bathroom, but I decided to drop off my recycling at the recycling center (before going home). A homeless guy (he said he was homeless) approached me and asked me to make a phone call for him. He asked me to call a local clinic and ask them to pick him up.
As I was on the phone, he started talking to someone else at the recycling center, asking them if they're on their way to the clinic. (He didn't ask me for a ride, but I had already decided that I wasn't going to give him a ride if he did ask.) The other person said no.
The person on the phone said that the guy needed to arrange for a ride 72 hours in advance. Meanwhile, I'm looking at the guy and he's got a metal spoon in his hand. He's not eating anything, so I figure it's for drugs. He told me he was an athlete and I did believe him. He looked like Jeremiah Johnson in a desert, though.
I left him there, at the recycling center. I was thinking he was working up to ask me for money. (I had already decided that I wasn't going to give him any money if he asked me.) The phone call to the clinic was just a way to start talking to me, I think.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | August 3, 2023 4:15 AM |
[quote]I’m going to turn off the fountain in my pond in a few.
'Ere you got a cement pond too, chile?
by Anonymous | reply 365 | August 3, 2023 11:25 AM |
R364 I’m glad I wasn’t the person you tried to avoid at the recycling center. Why don’t you try treating others like you would want to be treated.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | August 3, 2023 11:34 PM |
I accidentally WW a post instead of the one below.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | August 4, 2023 4:00 AM |
[quote]R364, I’m glad I wasn’t the person you tried to avoid at the recycling center. Why don’t you try treating others like you would want to be treated.
Why couldn't you treat him the way he'd be treated by any STRANGER on the STREET?
by Anonymous | reply 368 | August 4, 2023 7:35 AM |
Used a nice luxury salt scrub in the shower, only to find myself scrubbing tile afterwards because it was oily and slippery. Nice-smelling soft skin is for shit if I fall and break my hip.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | August 4, 2023 10:02 AM |
I’m sure the nurse who would be giving the sponge baths would appreciate nice-smelling soft skin.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | August 4, 2023 2:08 PM |
I’ve now run out of Marples, Poirots and Morses (all three series).
What now?
by Anonymous | reply 371 | August 4, 2023 9:48 PM |
Endeavours and Lewises, r371.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | August 4, 2023 9:49 PM |
Start over on 15 year's worth of MIDSOMER MURDERS.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | August 4, 2023 9:50 PM |
I have never watched Midsomer Murders.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | August 4, 2023 9:51 PM |
I watched a few Midsomers. Not impressed.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | August 4, 2023 10:01 PM |
That’s what I meant by all three Morse series—I’ve already viewed the Morses once and the others twice.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | August 4, 2023 10:02 PM |
R371, I endorse the suggestions above this, plus:
"Professor T"---BOTH the Koen De Bouw and the Ben Miller series are excellent! [Note: Ben Miller basically takes this character to "A Death in Paradise" for Seasons 1 and 2, plus Season 3, Episode 1.]
"Prime Suspect"---With the inimitable Helen Mirren. (It begins with the brilliant Tom Wilkinson as her boyfriend, but he doesn't really fit the show, so this character is jettisoned early on.)
"Father Brown"---Mark Williams era. But ONLY the "Flambeau" (John Light) episodes!
"Vera"---Brenda Blethyn is the female rumpled Columbo
And more!
by Anonymous | reply 377 | August 4, 2023 11:47 PM |
Champagne acid reflux. Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | August 4, 2023 11:49 PM |
Sad, R378. But I can sympathize.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | August 5, 2023 12:07 AM |
My pussy is smack dab in the middle of my body! Hot damn! Smack dab in the middle of EVERYTHING!
by Anonymous | reply 380 | August 5, 2023 12:12 AM |
My maternal grandmother (b. 1898) thought Mentholatum was a wonder drug.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | August 5, 2023 12:40 AM |
As did my father (b. 1925), R381. I remember asking for the Vicks shirt whenever I was snotty. I should buy vaporub.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | August 5, 2023 1:06 AM |
My friend had a major cramp on the inside of her leg (not her first she tells me) as she got out of my car. She was in so much pain she was on the verge of tears and immobilized.
We were in the parking lot of Home Goods and Trader Joe’s, so she had me run into TJ’s and by a jar of pickles so she can drink the juice. She read somewhere that it helps with cramps and had worked before, so I bring her some kosher dills and she starts chugging away. It did help.
She doesn’t know if it’s a mind trick or the properties in the juice, and she doesn’t care.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | August 5, 2023 4:14 AM |
I’ve heard that eating a teaspoon of mustard alleviates leg cramps. I haven’t tried it, though.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | August 5, 2023 5:06 AM |
That cramp, being on the verge of tears and immobilized, and needing a jar of pickles - immediately - that sounds non-underwhelming.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | August 5, 2023 5:29 AM |
I was too tired to cook, so we just did Uber Eats. We ordered from a Salvadoran place that had a really high rating and everything was so cheap on the menu, so I got three pupusas, and rice and refried beans. The pupusas were only three dollars and the beans and rice were only two dollars each so I was kind of expecting it to be very small portions. But they were fucking huge. They were like three times the size of any pupusa I have ever had and instead of coming wrapped in foil individually, they were stacked on top of one another, so I just poured the sauce and put the curtido on top and ate them like pancakes. And I have to say, for being as cheap as it was, it was fucking awesome.
But I think I ordered food from a food truck. Like a real serious food truck, not a new cuisine, hipster food truck, but one of the ones that’s been around since the 70s.
🤷🏻
by Anonymous | reply 386 | August 5, 2023 5:48 AM |
I am sleeping with two dogs. Not mine. It's nice!
by Anonymous | reply 387 | August 5, 2023 6:10 AM |
I felt like shit. I had a stressful week. I was interacting with more people than I normally do.
I took a Covid test. At first, the results looked inconclusive. Now, the results look like negative. Praise God. (Just joking.)
by Anonymous | reply 388 | August 5, 2023 6:46 AM |
R388, I condole you. I had a stressful week too. I feel as if I did nothing but work (from home) and eat bad food. I’m catching up on sleep and spending time outdoors this weekend.
I hope you feel back to your best soon.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | August 5, 2023 7:11 AM |
[quote]I am sleeping with two dogs. Not mine. It's nice!
Did two strange dogs crawl into your bed? I would find that whelming.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | August 5, 2023 7:22 AM |
Thank you so much, R389. I hope you start to feel better, too.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | August 5, 2023 7:29 AM |
i had a stressful day yesterday. the nurse infused my venofer (iron sucrose) too quickly. I wound up unable to move very well hours afterwards because my joints swelled up as a result. I'm better this morning.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | August 5, 2023 12:17 PM |
Sue!
by Anonymous | reply 393 | August 5, 2023 12:44 PM |
R390 no, I know these dogs and I am not in my bad or even my house.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | August 5, 2023 12:54 PM |
^^Bed!
by Anonymous | reply 395 | August 5, 2023 12:54 PM |
I like to believe that the strange noise my cat makes when I put down her food is her way of saying, “Thank you, kind sir.”
by Anonymous | reply 396 | August 5, 2023 8:06 PM |
Or "Finally, you asshole!"
by Anonymous | reply 397 | August 5, 2023 8:09 PM |
My cat does not treat me like she thinks I’m an asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | August 5, 2023 8:13 PM |
R387, what’s your dog gonna think when they find out you’ve been sleeping around with other dogs? You know they can smell it on you like a cheap whore’s perfume.
You got a pre-nup? Your dog’s gonna get the house, the car, and probably half of all your money.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | August 5, 2023 8:24 PM |
[Quote] pupusas
WTF r396! You ate SLOP!
by Anonymous | reply 400 | August 5, 2023 9:15 PM |
Huh?
by Anonymous | reply 401 | August 5, 2023 9:16 PM |
Cosmo likes the bird videos on YT. But, today, he found a video of fish that has calming music. It made him so relaxed he slept for 2 hours. I don’t know how he found this video. He likes to paw at the screen so I guess he found it by chance.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | August 5, 2023 10:45 PM |
R383 your friend was probably dehydrated and needed sodium lost from sweating. Gatorade works and rebalances electrolytes.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | August 5, 2023 11:11 PM |
I was searching for a charm to buy for my sister's birthday and I found one dedicated to DL.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | August 6, 2023 12:45 AM |
^ Please have this charm inscribed, "Do Not Wash Your Pasta - Forever DL"
by Anonymous | reply 405 | August 6, 2023 12:47 AM |
I need a new phone, but I am really cheap and do not want to pay the exhorbitant prices being demanded.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | August 6, 2023 12:56 AM |
How much do you want to spend, R406? Maybe you can buy an older model.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | August 6, 2023 1:11 AM |
i'm moving out of state to Illinois and need to change cable companies to Xfinity. I went to the store this morning and all the other customers were there to complain about the service. WTF have I gotten into?
by Anonymous | reply 408 | August 6, 2023 2:02 AM |
R400, if you’ve never had a pupusa or don’t know what they are, just say so. But slop? GTFO!! They’re AMAZING.
I imagine you say things like “ooh. This oatmeal is SPICY! Breakin’ a sweat over here!”
by Anonymous | reply 409 | August 6, 2023 2:48 AM |
[quote] My cat does not treat me like she thinks I’m an asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | August 6, 2023 5:02 AM |
R406, I needed to get a second phone (long story, overwhelming), and a friend that owns a vintage store and runs his own auctions suggested Groupon. First, I had no idea Groupon still existed much less sold phones. And I got a dirt cheap brand new unlocked iPhone, that wasn’t a coupon or from a store, but from a seller who apparently has a truckload of phones. Who knew Groupon even did this??
And because it was just a phone, I would be using occasionally, I got a Visible by Verizon plan for $25 a month including taxes with unlimited 5g data. I’m not even sure how Verizon stays in business if they’re selling the same network coverage and plans for $25 instead of 90 like they do. I might actually ditch my real phone and just switch over to Visible.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | August 6, 2023 5:20 AM |
[quote]My cat does not treat me like she thinks I’m an asshole.
"About fucking time, kind sir."
by Anonymous | reply 412 | August 6, 2023 1:21 PM |
It’s true she’s often impatient around meal time. Thanks for destroying my happiness.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | August 6, 2023 1:29 PM |
I need to go food shopping, tomorrow. I wonder if there will still be Bing cherries.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | August 6, 2023 9:04 PM |
^ whatever you do, don't buy the nectarines - they're as sour as my daughter Dorothy - I had to return them for a refund.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | August 6, 2023 9:12 PM |
I told my grandma I like nature. She replied “fuck nature”.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | August 6, 2023 9:20 PM |
Pray for brains
by Anonymous | reply 417 | August 6, 2023 9:22 PM |
I just finished making another batch of my Chunky Lentil Soup. I've been making this soup since 1993. I put the celery in for the last ten minutes of cooking time which is a total of 45 minutes. This way the celery retains a certain amount of crunchiness.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | August 6, 2023 9:33 PM |
R417, have you met my pretty daughter Gloria?
by Anonymous | reply 419 | August 6, 2023 9:35 PM |
I had a West Highland Terrier who would sit opposite and stare at me when I commanded him to do something. It's like he's saying "You fool! I'm not doing it."
by Anonymous | reply 420 | August 7, 2023 12:07 AM |
Weird day. Not whelming weird, but just eyrollingly weird. Now, I’m trying to stay awake during Family Feud and for what? I don’t get any of the prize money.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | August 7, 2023 3:30 AM |
If I ever flair a pair of pants, I’m going to use wider ties from the 90s - greens, maroons, caramels, amoebas...
I’ll rip the seams, remove the lining, give the silk a good wash and press, then sew on a 12oz cotton backing. Fusing never feels right, so I’ll probably have to quilt the shit.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | August 7, 2023 3:53 AM |
That sounds exhausting r422.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | August 7, 2023 8:11 AM |
[quote]Thanks for destroying my happiness.
I feel just sick about it.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | August 7, 2023 11:10 AM |
R411, Verizon is making most of its money buy 'renting' their towers to other carriers like Consumer Cellular and some other, smaller companies.
My company used to offer a 17% discount for Verizon and I've been taking advantage for the last 17 years. Late late month, Verizon asked me to re-verify that I still worked for the company, which I did. We received an email early this month that the discount was being discontinued because Verizon feels its rates are competitive. As of this month, I'm still receiving my discount.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | August 7, 2023 11:51 AM |
I’m a little sad because I’m shutting down my computer which I’ve had since 2012. I replaced the hard drive and upgraded the memory once, but it is stuck on a 2020 operating system and it’s time.
Daisy . . .Daisy . .
by Anonymous | reply 426 | August 7, 2023 7:21 PM |
I’ve kept the whelm on a low simmer for a while, R426, knowing I have to do something similar sometime soon.
I condole you.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | August 7, 2023 7:26 PM |
What computer do you have, R426? I'm in a similar situation with an older iMac. The operating system hasn't been updated for about a year. I tried to replace it, this summer, and ended up returning 2 iMacs due to weird start-up issues.
Frankly, my computer still works well, a little slow to start / launch Microsoft Word.
But I know I need to be proactive about this and will probably try to replace it, again.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | August 7, 2023 7:27 PM |
My dog has the rainy day blues and has been lying on the porch with a sad expression.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | August 7, 2023 7:53 PM |
It’s a 2012 Mac Mini. Replacing it with a 2023 Mac Mini, but I only have one monitor (older than the computer), so I have to switch back and forth. File transfer is ridiculously slow. At fist gave an estimate of 88 hours, but it’s down to 25 hours now (after about an hour). Why even bother estimating the transfer time if they are so inaccurate?
by Anonymous | reply 430 | August 7, 2023 7:59 PM |
It’s actually on the 2019 OS—Catalina. It was getting glitchy, but one of the drives I had attached was faulty and that may have been messing it up.
Still, it’s missed three OS updates with a big upgrade due this fall. Can’t really justify not getting a new one.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | August 7, 2023 8:03 PM |
I bought lots of healthy food yesterday, to feed myself through the week, then tonight I bought a large amount of disgustingly unhealthy garbage to eat for dinner instead.
What the fuck is wrong with me, apart from being a fat whore?
by Anonymous | reply 432 | August 7, 2023 8:57 PM |
Don't be so hard on yourself, R432. I just did something similar. I food prepped on Sunday - healthy food. Today, I shopped. What did I get? Chips, chocolate, frozen pizza, bran muffins from the store bakery (not really healthy). Oh, and Walkers shortbread cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | August 7, 2023 9:04 PM |
R432, I have the same problem.
I bought a decent-sized piece of salmon last week, portioned it out and put it in freezer bags. I've eaten one piece but threw out 2 pieces because they had been defrosted over a week. I can't seem to eat the healthy stuff when I buy it. I can't seem to get my willpower back.
I should add that I'm shoveling SmartPop popcorn into my pie hole as I type.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | August 7, 2023 9:07 PM |
[quote] File transfer is ridiculously slow. At fist gave an estimate of 88 hours, but it’s down to 25 hours now (after about an hour). Why even bother estimating the transfer time if they are so inaccurate?
Everything I update iOS on my iPhone it takes like 3 hours to download and 45 minutes to install. And I replace my phone pretty much every time s new model comes out (although I didn’t woth the 14 because they’ve discontinued the mini models and the regular sized are like twice the size do the first iPhone 4 I got. The iPhone Max looks like a tablet. I can’t deal with anything bigger than the mini and I’m a guy with big hands and I still can’t reach the top of the screen with one hand. Why do they keep making them larger??) and every time I do get a new phone, it takes 2 hours to set up and the almost 4 days to download everything from iCloud and install all of the apps. And I have to click on most of them to start them downloading.
There’s just something wrong about the way apple transfers data.
My computer is a Microsoft Surface laptop with Windows 11. If it says it’s going to update. It does in 2 minutes and then restarts itself. And it’s never taken me more than 15 minutes to set up a new PC.
I wish windows phones had caught on. They would have worked better than my iPhone, but they didn’t and they had no apps and support nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | August 7, 2023 9:21 PM |
[quote]What the fuck is wrong with me, apart from being a fat whore?
Isn't that enough?
by Anonymous | reply 436 | August 7, 2023 9:26 PM |
Saw Christmas cards in a shop window today. FFS, it's the seventh of August.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | August 7, 2023 9:55 PM |
I'm looking forward to fall.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | August 7, 2023 11:53 PM |
I’m not
by Anonymous | reply 439 | August 7, 2023 11:54 PM |
R425 Cos, 17 is your lucky number today. Do something with it.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | August 8, 2023 12:46 AM |
When did Hollywood/celebs become such Swifties and so Taylor Swift crazy?
Is it a matter of jumping on the bandwagon?
Beyonce and Taylor have simultaneous tour dates across America right now, is this celeb swiftie craze proof that Taylor is the reiging queen and not Beyonce?
by Anonymous | reply 441 | August 8, 2023 12:56 AM |
R441 I think you're in the thread although the topic underwhelms me.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | August 8, 2023 1:15 AM |
I have played the Mega-Millions lottery for four weeks straight and I haven't won the big prize.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | August 8, 2023 1:45 AM |
Currently I am enjoying fresh apricots. I don't remember eating them as a kid but I do love them.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | August 8, 2023 4:06 AM |
R444 I always thought apricots were peaches smaller brothers. Love 'em both.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | August 8, 2023 4:43 AM |
Animal life outdoors making noise and disturbing my sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 446 | August 8, 2023 6:24 AM |
Try having a 16.5 lb cat hogging the bed and laying across your arm. Sleep? Not bloody likely.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | August 8, 2023 6:41 AM |
I’m watching Pride and Prejudice for the third time just to see Matthew Macfadyen’s beefy thighs and hairy chest.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | August 8, 2023 6:45 AM |
It's Tuesday. Tomorrow will be Wednesday.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | August 8, 2023 6:50 AM |
The Today Show just did a story about Pumpkin Spice lattes. Isn't too soon for that nasty shit?! I have to agree with Al Roker. There's no pumpkin flavoring of any kind and its just a shit ton of chemical flavorings.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | August 8, 2023 11:59 AM |
R432 and R433- I work very hard keeping or trying to keep to my healthful diet. I set up my meals at least a day in advance. Yesterday I couldn’t resist I went to Krispy Kreme doughnuts shop and bought a dozen donuts! I bought four jelly doughnuts two strawberry donuts three Boston cream and birthday cake donuts. I brought them home document to two freezer bags and stock them in my freezer to save for a rainy day. If I have them in the house I’m going to eat them at some point. I’m the person who mentioned on the weight loss thread that I’ve lost 60 pounds in two years but lately my body is trying to put the weight back on. I keep falling off the wagon.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | August 8, 2023 12:15 PM |
It’s not pumpkin-flavored. It’s flavored by the spices used in pumpkin pie—nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger and cloves
by Anonymous | reply 452 | August 8, 2023 12:57 PM |
But yes—we shouldn’t see that shit until November. Fucking Fraus.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | August 8, 2023 12:58 PM |
Exactly, R452. Those are Fall/Autumn spices. What about 90 degree heat with 50% humidity says PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE??!!
R451, I'm glad you've gotten to a place where you can safely have those donuts in your freezer. I have no willpower. I would eat a donut today, and then next week's donut today, and the following week's donut, yes, you guessed it! I'd eat that today, too! I have to concentrate on getting my willpower back.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | August 8, 2023 1:11 PM |
I feel like shit!!!
by Anonymous | reply 455 | August 8, 2023 2:16 PM |
New computer pretty much set up. Look of Ventura is jarring.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | August 8, 2023 3:54 PM |
^^It is not fool!
by Anonymous | reply 457 | August 8, 2023 3:55 PM |
[quote] New computer pretty much set up. Look of Ventura is jarring.
What do you mean the look of Ventura is jarring? The wallpaper?
by Anonymous | reply 458 | August 8, 2023 4:36 PM |
It’s not jarring. I use Ventura. I guess it is jarring if you are upgrading from MacOS Cheetah
by Anonymous | reply 459 | August 8, 2023 4:58 PM |
I was upgrading from Catalina. And the default wallpaper is UGLY. I changed it, but it still shows up on the sign in screen.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | August 8, 2023 5:03 PM |
Yeah it’s not ugly. You just dislike change and are probably trying to find fault
by Anonymous | reply 461 | August 8, 2023 5:04 PM |
I like my iPad.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | August 8, 2023 5:22 PM |
Or perhaps, “ugly” is a subjective quality 🤷🏻♂️
by Anonymous | reply 463 | August 8, 2023 5:38 PM |
Lost the safe deposit key.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | August 8, 2023 6:07 PM |
Rich bitch
by Anonymous | reply 465 | August 8, 2023 8:24 PM |
Robert Redford is wearing Waffle-Stompers in Three Days of the Condor.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | August 8, 2023 8:52 PM |
R464 Whatya gonna do?
by Anonymous | reply 467 | August 8, 2023 10:55 PM |
I closed the blinds because I didn’t want to look at my messy patio.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | August 8, 2023 11:39 PM |
I over ate
by Anonymous | reply 469 | August 9, 2023 12:45 AM |
I have to defrost my tiny fridge, but I don’t want to wake up my Amaryllis babies… I think I’ll put them in an insulated lunch bag.
In two weeks, I’ll tell them it’s March and give them some rich soil and good sun.
I can torture them again at Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | August 9, 2023 12:49 AM |
Early evening late summer glow
by Anonymous | reply 471 | August 9, 2023 2:23 AM |
I’ve been feeling rundown. I think I need a physical.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | August 9, 2023 2:34 AM |
I have a confession to make . . .
Most of the time, I can’t be bothered to chop the two tablespoons (or whatever) of parsley required to finish a recipe. No one has ever complained that they miss it.
Unless, of course, they’re muttering to each other on the way home, ‘That lazy so-and-so couldn’t be arsed to chop a few sprigs of parsley, can you buh-lieve it?’
by Anonymous | reply 473 | August 9, 2023 3:08 AM |
What do you do with your backlog of parsley then?
by Anonymous | reply 474 | August 9, 2023 3:51 AM |
It usually sits in the bottom of the crisper drawer until it turns to liquid, then I throw it in the compost.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | August 9, 2023 4:13 AM |
I love parsley.
by Anonymous | reply 476 | August 9, 2023 6:50 AM |
My blinds (window covering) saga has come to a close. I had to try four different mechanisms, but I finally found one that works. Not being able to adjust the light coming into my apartment was actually stressful.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | August 9, 2023 7:01 AM |
R477 I'm glad your problem was solved but sorry to see you go.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | August 9, 2023 7:05 AM |
I’m up in the middle of the night trying to decide if decomposing parsley is whelming.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | August 9, 2023 8:52 AM |
R472 same here! In fact, I took a PTO yesterday from work because of how I felt. Not feeling that much better today.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | August 9, 2023 10:47 AM |
I was overwhelmed by the cost, having never bought fencing before, but the men are coming today to replace the fence along my rear property line.
Getting estimates from tradespeople these days is exhausting -- no shows, ghosting, outrageous bids, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | August 9, 2023 11:08 AM |
I'm in the office today but wish I was home, watching tennis matches.
by Anonymous | reply 482 | August 9, 2023 3:04 PM |
I just had a Granny Smith apple that was so exceptionally tart-sweet it tasted like a Green Apple Jolly Rancher.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | August 9, 2023 6:48 PM |
I’m eating watermelon
by Anonymous | reply 484 | August 9, 2023 7:07 PM |
The fence installers just left. I'm 95% satisfied. Left a little mess behind.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | August 9, 2023 8:26 PM |
R485 Glad it worked out. I'm whelmed for you.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | August 9, 2023 8:45 PM |
We had empanadas tonight. And a green salad.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | August 9, 2023 11:27 PM |
I don't understand the tyalor Swift craze which has hit Hollywood
by Anonymous | reply 488 | August 10, 2023 1:52 AM |
Getting nauseaus, headaches, burping , bloating after drinking green tea
by Anonymous | reply 489 | August 10, 2023 1:52 AM |
After 6 years, I finally decided to schedule regular professional maintenance for my central a/c. I had been replacing the filters, but I didn’t know about cleaning the evaporator coils. We had central air when I was growing up and I’m pretty sure no one ever cleaned those coils. Anyway, the guy said they weren’t as disgusting as he expected, but he did charge for an extra hour to clean them.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | August 10, 2023 7:29 PM |
I'm whelmed that R490 has given me something new to worry about. All I've been doing is replacing the filters twice a year.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | August 10, 2023 7:34 PM |
The Netflix home screen features Matthew Broderick with the title “Killer”
Hope for a movie - Driving in Ireland With My Lover…with SJP, although I just want her frightened not maimed or killeded.
by Anonymous | reply 492 | August 11, 2023 1:16 AM |
This may be whelming for some but it’s underwhelming me. By this point.
“Massage therapists” (prostitutes) hit me up on scruff for sex for money and when I say no, they’ll keep talking and see if I just wanna hook up anyway. For free. I don’t think that’s a very good business model and the answer is still no.
It’s only happened twice but I just got my second one. And I don’t know know to take it. Like I look like I’d pay for sex, but then when I say no, I get a 100% discount? If they think they’re smart enough to get money out of me or to not have to meet me in public where a bartender I know would watch them like a hawk or strong enough to beat the hell out of them, they’re wrong.
I’m probably scarier and more dangerous than they are.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | August 11, 2023 2:38 AM |
Careful, r493. Potential for whelm.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | August 11, 2023 2:43 AM |
My apologies to all. R494. I’m only on scruff to make friends anyway. It says I’m dating and I’m not looking for anything more than friends. And I’ve had better luck finding friends there than anywhere else. I’ve become very close to a 76 year old neighbor and we get dinner and talk about books.
I hope that brings the whelm down. Again, sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | August 11, 2023 2:48 AM |
I had to put the heating on last night. It was freezing, in August.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | August 11, 2023 2:54 AM |
After watching some cat videos, I don't understand why people have them. They are vicious to their owners. Yikes!
by Anonymous | reply 497 | August 11, 2023 3:21 AM |
My car passed its annual inspection w/o incident but there’s no more printout - just go to their website if you want a copy. Progress, I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | August 11, 2023 3:26 AM |
Apologies. It’s the condenser coils that need to be cleaned, not the evaporator coils. The ones outside.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | August 11, 2023 3:34 AM |
[quote]I had to put the heating on last night. It was freezing, in August.
Turning on the heat in August is just wrong. I don't care how "freezing" it was.
Unless you live in the Southern Hemisphere, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | August 11, 2023 3:52 AM |
r496 what part of the world are you located? if in the US, what state??
by Anonymous | reply 501 | August 11, 2023 10:37 AM |
Humid but not hot. Sweating. Weird.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | August 11, 2023 11:22 AM |
My cat is only vicious in her imagination. She likes to stand at the basement stairs and roar.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | August 11, 2023 1:15 PM |
Most of the time, if a cat domesticated cat acts viciously, it’s the owner’s fault, though there are some exceptions.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | August 11, 2023 1:17 PM |
I had a friend whose cat used to try to bite her Carotid artery while she slept.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | August 11, 2023 2:06 PM |
Lip-syncing. Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 506 | August 11, 2023 2:43 PM |
Gonna get my RSV and flu shots tomorrow morning. New COVID vax has not come in yet, per pharmacy.
by Anonymous | reply 507 | August 11, 2023 3:20 PM |
I'm having a canned yerba mate energy drink. First time. Might buy it again.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | August 11, 2023 3:22 PM |
I can't get my teeth through a fresh peach or apricot, the fruit world's versions of fingernails on a blackboard. But I find apricot jam and peach yogurt scrumptious!
I'm awaiting my Wegmans order. Diet Coke, water, tomatoes, Smart Balance, vegan cheese, and Newman's Vanilla Oreos, aka "Newman-Os."
Order arrived. I now know that two of those cookies suffice for anyone's sweet tooth.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | August 11, 2023 3:36 PM |
I found some of the best peaches I've tasted in 20+ years, r509. They're called Chambersburg Peaches, because they're grown in Chambersburg, PA, and this year, they're delicious. No rock-solid peaches. No mushy peaches. Just peaches the way they used to be.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | August 11, 2023 3:50 PM |
R510, I'll look for them (I'm in PA). If I find any I'll buy some for my friend to make me a peach pie!
by Anonymous | reply 511 | August 11, 2023 3:53 PM |
r511 - Is that a stealth CMBYN reference?
by Anonymous | reply 512 | August 11, 2023 4:02 PM |
[quote] what part of the world are you located? if in the US, what state??
R501, I’m in Scotland. It has been such a strange summer. June was beautifully sunny and warm (which is fairly usual for June), but July and August have been grey and rainy, and either oppressively muggy or freezing. And the trees are just starting to look autumnal already.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | August 11, 2023 5:18 PM |
I just fell over a pack of water bottles while carrying laundry into a darkened room. I’ve now got a sore leg and feel excessively whelmed. I’m now lying down until the feeling goes away.
by Anonymous | reply 514 | August 11, 2023 9:14 PM |
Cate Blanchett
by Anonymous | reply 515 | August 11, 2023 9:22 PM |
Very sunburned tourists glowing throughout the city today.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | August 12, 2023 1:40 AM |
R510 I bought some this morning to be turned - eventually, dpendimg on how the ripen - into peach ice cream. I make a gallon in two batches. This will be third time I've done so this summer and there are three half-gallons left in the freezer. The flavor has been spectacular with nothing but half and half, heavy cream, lemon juice, brandy, a drop or two of almond flavoring, brown sugar and peaches that you skin for 30 seconds in boiling water then peel them in ice water before chopping them. Two more tubs to freeze will carry us, tubbily, into November when it's time to make Frozen Pudding for the holidays.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | August 12, 2023 5:21 AM |
[quote]Two more tubs to freeze will carry us, tubbily, into November when it's time to make Frozen Pudding for the holidays.
What goes into frozen pudding? Is it like rum raisin ice cream?
by Anonymous | reply 518 | August 12, 2023 7:33 AM |
I want to murder whoever thought it was a good idea to move the ziploc from the top of a frozen fruit bag to the middle. Pouring out the fruit is a nightmare now. Same with popcorn. Sealing the bag is harder, too.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | August 12, 2023 8:02 AM |
Haha, r519! No, solo pesche, mi dispiace.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | August 12, 2023 8:45 AM |
R516, I find "sunburned tourists glowing throughout the city" a most poetic turn of phrase. I half-expect it to precede "talking of Michelangelo."
by Anonymous | reply 521 | August 12, 2023 8:51 AM |
Well, I don't dare.
by Anonymous | reply 522 | August 12, 2023 8:55 AM |
R520 here. I meant to reply to r512.
by Anonymous | reply 523 | August 12, 2023 10:35 AM |
R518 Rum or brandy in vanilla ice cream with candied fruits, usually golden raisins, cherries, pineapple, apricots - whatever you’re able to get. In New England it tends to be a seasonal holiday flavor now, but it used to be available year round.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | August 12, 2023 1:52 PM |
I'm cooking black-eyed peas. It'll be the first time to taste BEPs.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | August 12, 2023 6:51 PM |
I'm originally from New England, R524, and I remember my father often ordering frozen pudding when we stopped at the local ice cream stand in the summer. Or maple walnut, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | August 12, 2023 7:08 PM |
I’m cooking black-eyed Susan’s, but they’re not hold up well. Kind of a disgusting mess, to tell the truth.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | August 12, 2023 7:20 PM |
Aren't black-eyed Susans flowers, R527? Why would you want to cook them?
by Anonymous | reply 528 | August 12, 2023 8:22 PM |
Whooosh!
by Anonymous | reply 529 | August 12, 2023 8:25 PM |
Black-eyed peas?
by Anonymous | reply 530 | August 12, 2023 8:30 PM |
For a moment just now I wasn’t sure if I’d had dinner already or that I’d be having dinner later. The latter, as it turns out.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | August 12, 2023 8:32 PM |
I sold an old MacBook on eBay. The buyer is leaving the country soon, so he needed express shipping. eBay charges him UPS’s full price, then offers me a deeply discounted shipping label, and I keep the difference.
Doesn’t seem right. Oh, I’m keeping the money, but it doesn’t seem right.
by Anonymous | reply 532 | August 12, 2023 10:51 PM |
R532, I didn't realize that eBay (the company) gets involved with the seller's shipping costs. I always wondered why some sellers don't charge for shipping and some do (quite a bit).
Do sellers get eBay's rate for shipping?
by Anonymous | reply 533 | August 12, 2023 10:58 PM |
Yes, if they buy the shipping label from EBay.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | August 12, 2023 11:12 PM |
Thanks, R534, that makes sense. Lots of the sellers ship via USPS Priority Mail, which isn't cheap - at full price. (They ship with Priority Mail and don't charge for shipping.) Yes, I know the shipping cost is probably built into the price.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | August 12, 2023 11:17 PM |
Sellers don’t set shipping charges. They just enter package size and weight and pick a shipping option. EBay sets the cost.
by Anonymous | reply 536 | August 12, 2023 11:17 PM |
How come some seller charge for shipping and some don't, though?
Sorry to be derailing this thread. This is an underwhelming topic, though.
by Anonymous | reply 537 | August 12, 2023 11:24 PM |
I think I'll treat myself and rent "The Last Picture Show."
by Anonymous | reply 538 | August 13, 2023 12:13 AM |
I collected a couple of books I had reserved at the library today. One of the books has only been read twice in seven years, which does not bode well.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | August 13, 2023 12:19 AM |
What r537 said.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | August 13, 2023 12:24 AM |
I saw on the news recently a lady who lives somewhere in Canada, complaining about tons of Amazon returns dropped at her front door. Boxes ontop of boxes of various types of shoes. She is dropping them all off at Goodwill
by Anonymous | reply 541 | August 13, 2023 1:19 AM |
R541 Good for her.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | August 13, 2023 2:06 AM |
R539 Same thing has happened to me. I'm glad to request a book that hasn't been read in two years. By requesting it, I've given it a reprieve from the recycling bin. Libraries can't keep up with books that aren't requested -- most have a 3 year limit. If the book hasn't been requested in 3 years, it's gone.
by Anonymous | reply 543 | August 13, 2023 2:09 AM |
Alcohol really is poisonous. Not good for the body, ad bad as cigarettes, might even be worse
by Anonymous | reply 544 | August 13, 2023 2:44 AM |
The Misseducation of Lauryn Hill is a seriously overrated album
by Anonymous | reply 545 | August 13, 2023 2:52 AM |
[quote]Libraries can't keep up with books that aren't requested -- most have a 3 year limit. If the book hasn't been requested in 3 years, it's gone.
How does the Congressional Library keep up with their expanding stock? Who chooses what to keep?
by Anonymous | reply 546 | August 13, 2023 5:29 AM |
R545, you take that back right now or I will slap the underwhelmed right out of you!
by Anonymous | reply 547 | August 13, 2023 6:05 AM |
[quote]How does the Congressional Library keep up with their expanding stock? Who chooses what to keep?
I don’t know, but we’re in it. Can you imagine all the funny, outrageous, horrifying, and underwhelming things we’ve all posted here saved for eternity for future generations?
by Anonymous | reply 548 | August 13, 2023 6:09 AM |
I hd an odd memory today that was triggered by absolutely nothing.
Have you ever got your hand stuck in a Whoppers carton? The malted milk balls that come in a container shaped like a carton of milk? The opening is so big that you can actually reach into them but if your hand is full of malted milk balls. It can be hard to pull it out.
It happened to me a long, long time ago while I was driving. I casually reached in with my right hand, grabbed some. And then couldn’t get my hand out. I was waving it all around the car trying to shake it off and free my hand but I couldn’t and I couldn’t take my left hand off the steering wheel to pull the container off my right hand. And the two most horrifying things were I was driving a stick shift so I couldn’t change gears, and I panicked and didn’t just open my hand and release the handful of whoppers so I could free it.
I was absolutely sure I’d get in a wreck and die and the police and paramedics would found me dead, launched through the windshield, laying in the street with my hand in the air with a carton of whoppers stuck on it. Thank god it was before the internet, because if it had happened, that would almost definitely go viral.
But I’m smarter now. I have an automatic.
This ever happen to anyone else? Surely I can’t be the only person. And before anyone asks, this is a 100% true story. It’s so ridiculous I don’t think I could make up a more absurd story.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | August 13, 2023 6:30 AM |
That's a hilarious and definitely a DL Fat Whore story, R550. I eat the Whoppers robins eggs during Easter time. I've never eaten out of that carton. I got into a car accident (not my fault, really) while eating Tostitos from the bag (family size, of course). I consider it bad luck, now, to eat while driving.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | August 13, 2023 6:44 AM |
R551, I don’t eat and drive. And I’m not even a fat whore!! I’m 6’ 180lbs. I’m trying to gain weight (in muscle mass) ridiculously hard and it’s so much harder than it was 20 years ago!
I’m just an old whore.
by Anonymous | reply 552 | August 13, 2023 7:29 AM |
I mean I don’t eat and drive *anymore*
by Anonymous | reply 553 | August 13, 2023 7:30 AM |
The loudest thunderclap just woke me up, it sounded like Armageddon. Upstairs woke up too, I can hear them moving around. Meanwhile my partner snores blissfully through it all.
by Anonymous | reply 554 | August 13, 2023 8:29 AM |
EBay sellers can, of course, decide not to charge for shipping, but if they do pick a shipping method, eBay calculates the cost.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | August 13, 2023 12:40 PM |
The Emergency! App on my phone woke me up at 2:40 AM with the news that the severe thunderstorm alert issued earlier, which it never told me about, had been “allowed to expire” because the storms moved on. Thanks for nothing, Emergency!
by Anonymous | reply 557 | August 13, 2023 1:00 PM |
Severe heat warning for most areas that are not mine
by Anonymous | reply 558 | August 13, 2023 1:49 PM |
R556, that’s not totally true. There’s an option to set your own price for shipping. I buy a lot (too much) from eBay and have sold things on eBay. I tried to buy a metal shelf the other day and the kind of shelf is almost exclusively sold by sellers from the UK so the shipping cost is high (around $40) and because it’s international, I understand that. But the shelf is only about $40. I found it from a seller in Texas and she wanted $45 for the shelf and $40 for shipping. That’s outrageous. So I’m made an offer I knew she would reject. I offered her $20 and she came back with an offer for $40. I rejected it and sent her a message saying “I’m very sorry, but you’re shipping a 5lb small package from Texas within the US and $40 for shipping is completely too high. I’m going to have to decline, but thank you and best of luck finding a buyer”. I think she saw that all the UK sellers were having to charge $40 so she thought she could too. And the outrageous thing is it’s a shelf that was originally $12 before it was discontinued! UK sellers are already scalping the last of them and she was probably going to use pirate ship and ship it USPS for less than $10.
I don’t understand how Pirate Ship works exactly but you can ship through almost any shipper thorough them. I bought a painting and the artist said he’d get it ready and get me a quote. It’s large. 4’ x 6’ and he came back and said “I’m so sorry, but the lowest price I could find for shipping was $350 on UPS. I completely understand if you don’t want to pay that. I want expecting it to be that high”. And I told him I had a friend in the same city (they were actually friends, I just hadn’t mentioned my fiend’s name to the artist) and said can he pick it up from you and we’ll figure out how to get it to me? The friend did, the artist was surprised we had a friend in common (and I had to ask my friend what his name was to find him because I’d forgotten it) and the friend took it and had it for about 9 months. Then one day I decided to just check the price on UPS. It had come down to a bit under $300, but still too much. So I looked at pirate ship. It was $57 through them using the same UPS service and insured. And a week later I had it, delivered by UPS.
I don’t know how they do that.
by Anonymous | reply 559 | August 13, 2023 1:57 PM |
I couldn’t give a shit if I tried.
by Anonymous | reply 560 | August 13, 2023 3:39 PM |
It’s Ironing day. Vodka and lemonade sounds too sticky. Besides, I have sauce for spaghetti simmering. I’m not getting a booze vibe from Sunday.
by Anonymous | reply 561 | August 13, 2023 4:30 PM |
I wouldn't use the word "pirate" in a business name.
by Anonymous | reply 562 | August 13, 2023 4:42 PM |
Aaargh!
by Anonymous | reply 563 | August 13, 2023 4:55 PM |
R562, it’s a great name for a company in combination with the word “ship”. They ship inexpensively. I kinda love Pirate Ship now. They saved me $300 dollars!!
by Anonymous | reply 564 | August 13, 2023 6:57 PM |
Seems like it’s eBay’s discounted shipping rates for everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | August 13, 2023 7:14 PM |
R554 and 557, do you live in northern NJ? That was the worst storm I have ever heard.
What woke me up was the loud clap of thunder and the power going out, which meant my CPAP stopped working. I thought death had surely come for me and was sitting on my face. I was suffocating. LOL. Thankfully, the power came back on in about an hour.
My phone warning @213am was for tornadoes in the area. Where the fuck am I going to take shelter at 213am? I live in an apartment on the ground floor. I don't have a basement.
by Anonymous | reply 566 | August 13, 2023 7:32 PM |
Mosquito feasted on me, it seems.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | August 13, 2023 7:33 PM |
Shipping charges may be the first topic that's too underwhelming even for the "underwhelmed" threads.
by Anonymous | reply 568 | August 13, 2023 7:51 PM |
You can't jump a jet plane like you can a freight train
So, I'd best be on my way in the early morning rain
Onward
by Anonymous | reply 569 | August 13, 2023 8:10 PM |
[quote] I thought death had surely come for me and was sitting on my face.
Pics please.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | August 13, 2023 8:33 PM |
[quote] I thought death had surely come for me and was sitting on my face.
Pics please.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | August 13, 2023 8:33 PM |
Before I knew what TIA meant, I thought it was someone’s name.
by Anonymous | reply 572 | August 13, 2023 8:37 PM |
I assumed it was a reference to Tia Carrere.
by Anonymous | reply 573 | August 13, 2023 10:01 PM |
The Dog Day are OVAH!
by Anonymous | reply 574 | August 13, 2023 10:07 PM |
R566 A closet.
by Anonymous | reply 575 | August 13, 2023 10:35 PM |
I need cheat sheet to solve a rubik's cube
by Anonymous | reply 576 | August 14, 2023 12:14 AM |
I just take it apart, R576.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | August 14, 2023 2:22 AM |
R573, oh god, you can’t even FATHOM how may times a day I get a message that says “Hey I got your message. Weren’t you the hot chick in Wayne’s World?” and I’m like “🙄 That was so long ago and I’m still working as an actress. I even have a big Disney movie coming! And I’m still hot!! And that message wasn’t even from me!!!”
I’ve come to loathe the internet.
by Anonymous | reply 578 | August 14, 2023 2:25 AM |
[quote] Shipping charges may be the first topic that's too underwhelming even for the "underwhelmed" threads.
I finally feel like I successfully accomplished something in these threads.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
by Anonymous | reply 579 | August 14, 2023 5:55 AM |
Hey! I started the topic. I’ll take the kudos, thank you very much.
Now, where do I put my kudos?
by Anonymous | reply 580 | August 14, 2023 10:14 AM |
Can I have your kudos?
by Anonymous | reply 581 | August 14, 2023 10:15 AM |
R575 took years to come out of one. 😉😉
by Anonymous | reply 582 | August 14, 2023 10:26 AM |
I think you know perfectly well where you can put your kudos, r580.
by Anonymous | reply 585 | August 14, 2023 12:23 PM |
R580, I stole your kudos.
And I’m not giving them back! 😝
by Anonymous | reply 586 | August 14, 2023 2:46 PM |
It feels rather whelming to have two active, "I want to be underwhelmed" threads.
by Anonymous | reply 587 | August 14, 2023 2:58 PM |
Ugh. My stove stopped working so an appliance guy came and said it's the outlet not the stove so I had to call an electrician.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | August 14, 2023 3:07 PM |
I was hoping when DL came back, I’d finally be able to unwatch threads. Nope.
by Anonymous | reply 589 | August 14, 2023 7:40 PM |
This thread just started.
The need for the underwhelming has increased. Has Becka run any statistics on this or is she on Covid 6 leave?
by Anonymous | reply 590 | August 14, 2023 7:40 PM |
Just don’t post in the new one. It’s not rocket science.
by Anonymous | reply 591 | August 14, 2023 7:41 PM |
Everything was broken today. Luckily, an electrician was able to come to the house and now my stove works so I'm cooking! Bad is no water on my street since there's a problem with pipes but they're working on it but it's been five hours and it's a drag. I didn't know I had somehow inadvertently turned off the sound on my phone and I was pissed off because I thought people were ignoring me. Things will improve.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | August 14, 2023 7:50 PM |
[quote]Now, where do I put my kudos?
Nah. Too easy, R580.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | August 14, 2023 8:09 PM |
I can't make the daisy. I have four 3 edge pieces, I can't get the 4th!
by Anonymous | reply 594 | August 14, 2023 8:10 PM |
[quote]Everything was broken today.
Perhaps you could do a commercial for that home insurance provider called Everything Breaks. I see their ads all the time on the mesothelioma channels.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | August 14, 2023 8:14 PM |
My stove stopped working so an appliance guy came and said it's the outlet not the stove so I had to call an electrician.
R588 That is overwhelming. I hope you will be underwhelmed soon.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | August 14, 2023 11:43 PM |
70 degrees at 9pm on the northeastern coast
by Anonymous | reply 598 | August 15, 2023 1:04 AM |
I got daisy completed
by Anonymous | reply 599 | August 15, 2023 1:09 AM |
I just read it was 1000 degrees in Maui . It feels like we're near the end folks
by Anonymous | reply 600 | August 15, 2023 2:15 AM |