Why did Paris Hilton marry a gay man?

Linky stinky.

It sounded hawt, OP.

R1 What about now?

And you know that how?

🤔 💰

That works, R3. Gay face indeed.

Like mother, like daughter

Why not?

[quote] And you know that how?

The satellites have informed.

Didn't know David Furnish had a little homo brother...

Are those Snickerdoodles I smell?!?

Why is anyone talking about Paris Hilton? How 2005.

Why? She couldn't find a straight man to put up with her. She's a classic narcissist, only a Gay guy would deal with that

She is a homosexual.

^ Probably, another reason to marry a Gay man

A "Lavender Marriage" is hawt!

She wanted good fashion advice.

Because she’s the one with the dick.

This way Paris gets to fuck the au pair...

and maybe Gay Face Mr Hilton can give them a manicure while they watch LPGA golf after

[quote]Why did Paris Hilton marry a gay man?

Because straight men aren't that interested in an old lesbian with size 13 feet...

R20 Jesus, even Paris Hilton is gay on DL. Who's next? Jack Nicholson?

^ She literally has size 13 feet...

^ I didn't say anything about her feet, you looney

You take offense at the suggestion a celebrity is gay and we're "looney"

No one is taking offense. It's just that you think Paris Hilton, who had more dicks than half of the Hollywood combined, is gay. And yes, you are a looney for keep bringing up her feet.

[quote]you are a looney "for keep" bringing up her feet.

I see now - you haven't learned to conjugate verbs yet.

R26 English isn't my first language. You know what I meant. So suck it.

^ 👏 Clap 👏 Clap... Girls, girls, you're both annoying, now settle down 😠

Yes, now let's get back to how this old lesbian's gay husband likes to take it up the butt

He has another child with some other woman

IVF is a thing.

Why would he agree to have a kid with some woman, that he now supports financially but has no relationship with? Even if it was IVF?

[quote] English isn't my first language

That's right. It's Croatian.

Y'all, meet Zoran, our anti-lesbian Croatian troll. FF him until you run out of FFs. He's on every thread spreading homophobia.

Let's kick his ass out of our gay sanctuary.

Bye-bye!

Somehow her face hasn't changed since the the year 2,000.

R33 You are a psycho. Stop following me. And blocking me and unblocking me, you lunatic. Thinking that a racist, homophobic, vain airhead like Paris Hilton isn't a lesbian is anti-lesbian? Are you touched in the head?

I don't need to block and unblock you - your syntax and your obsession tell me it's you. All you ever talk about / do around here is scream all over that lesbians aren't actually lesbians.

The other day on a different thread you were trying to make Terri Clark, of all people, a non-lesbian. Are you fucking blind?

Get the fuck out of our gay board.

I thought the same thing when I read about Christina Ricci's recent marriage. Is it trending?

He's not gay. I see how someone would look at the pics and say "Gay face" but the evidence suggests otherwise:

1) baby mama with kid he has no interest in seeing 2) grew up in powerful, super wealthy family and inherited tens of millions. 3) Low self esteem has led to an eye job, unfortunate veneers, standing dermatology appointment (his skin does look great) and either a very expensive hairpiece or great hair with frequent very expensive dye jobs and cutting.

He looks like a rich gay because he has the same face work as a rich gay. That doesn't make him want to suck a penis.

What R38 says.

Christina Ricci's husband is definitely gay though, right?

R36 What lesbians, you lunatic? We are discussing Paris Hilton, not lesbians. And I never said Terri Clark was straight, psycho. Stop following me around and write nonsensical crap and insults. If you don't like my post, fucking block me. And yes, you definitely keep blocking and unblocking people to see their posting history.

Why should I get out of gay board? You don't know my sexuality. You are insane.

Straight men have lost interest in women.

To be fair, r41, I didn't have to block and unblock you to figure out that you're the Croatian guy who is obsessed with lesbians. We know you're not gay because you've stated as such in other threads. You've also stated you've had crushes on lesbians before and "it sucked" suggesting past heartbreak from one or more lesbians. You constantly flock to threads about lesbians (or any women, really). And you get very triggered when we discuss attractive women who ping as lesbians and instantly go into defense mode insisting they're not lesbians.

Bottom line, you have an MO on here. And it's annoying af.

@r38, "He looks like a rich gay because he has the same face work as a rich gay. That doesn't make him want to suck a penis. "

Sounds like a classic penis sucker to me 😏

R43 How do you know I'm not closeted bi/gay man? Bicurios man? Lied about my sexuality? So when Taylor Swift says she's not a part of the LGBT community and dates a man after a man, she is gay, but when I say I'm not gay it must be true. Great. Stop following me around and entering my threads. Or just block me if i annoy you so much. And this thread had zero to do with lesbians, untill you made it about lesbians.

R38 Thanks. He just screamed gay to me, so was wondering what DL thinks why would Paris marry him. But what you said makes sense. Plus finding out he has a child with some other woman... I guess I was wrong.

Awww... Look at him. All grayed-out.

Shucks.

Only the OP is grayed out for me and he thinks Paris married a gay man.

I don't think Paris is a lesbian but I do think she is probably bi. She's been photographed kissing women (one of whom was naked with her) and she has gone to lesbian nightclubs. Just a slut it seems.

Where is R41? So grayed-out out of his mind that it's even hidden. That's a lot of FFs.

Yo, R43, look whose ass was just sent off flying through the never. Maybe now he'll begin to understand (or will he?).

And, for that matter, R45 is gone, too.

DL is having none of this straight scum's BS, apparently.

You know what - because this is all so, so delicious, I'll just leave here the soundtrack to this fool's demise.

A message from lesbians / women worldwide to this bitch-ass punk.

Neću nikom da budem devojčica

lepa, glupa i poslušna

kada zatreba

Neka druga bi sigurno pristala

Ja nisam takva postala

da bi me zanimala tvoja ponuda

[quote][R43] How do you know I'm not closeted bi/gay man? Bicurios man?

r45 Oh that's rich including bi because my money has always been on you either being bi or straight. Either way, you're clearly attracted to women. Lesbians specifically. It's creepy and weird. You're creepy and weird.

r50 Lol, was he really? Hilarious. Sadly, I didn't get to savor the moment of his disappearance. Like crabgrass, he returns.

R52, what I mean is Zoran's posts R41 and R45 are now 'hidden' - that happens when people give too many FFs.

Enough FFs: grayed-out post.

Even more FFs than that: post gets 'hidden'.

So, you can still savor the fact that his posts R41 and R45 are now omitted from this thread - in other words, you can't see them; it goes from R40 to R42, and from R44 to R46 (serves him well for dissing you).

Boo-bye, Balkan bitch.

r53 I can still see his posts because I have my settings on asbestos eyeballs. There have been instances where even on that setting posts are hidden. That usually means someone has [bold]severely[/bold] fucked up, lol.

R48 She's definitely bi. Had a thing going with Lindsay and Britney, among others