Jerk off lube

I have to use baby lotion because anything else stings.

I’ve never used lube and don’t like it — kinda wish I did. Dan Savage would say the dry jerk imprinted on me early, he’s probably right.

Foreskin is the best lube.

Astroglide will do in a pinch!

How about Bator Balm?

Nature provides.

Precum, R6?

I've use Albolene ever since it was recommended several years ago. It remains slippery and leaves the skin soft. I live in a very gay neighborhood in which the CVS stocks many jars of it for obvious reasons. I remember going to the CVS to buy it once and going to the checkout counter where there was a young man in his 20's. He looked at the jar and smiled. After I finished the purchase, he smiled again and said," I use this too; it's the best."

I am uncut

So you lube with smegma, R9?

Probably learned that one 3 second hack of pulling it back in the morning shower that Yanks struggle with.

I use a lubricant called J/O I get through amazon. It's not available in drugstores.

Your poll is stupid, OP.

My dick is cleaner than your cunt, frau R10.

I don’t use anything because I don’t masturbate. If I want to release, I’ll do it inside of a bottom.

No one believes you, R14. You're probably a short dicked incel.

Smell [italic]you,[/italic] r14.

R8 - That’s hot story.

Crisco. Then afterwards I wolf it down.

I but these travel size Albolenes in sets of 3 on Amazon.

It's funny to read the reviews on Amazon. For every 10 fraus raving about makeup remover there's one bator who's like "Yeah, guys, this is it." 🤣

* buy and here's the link.

Face cream? I bet you read Glamour, too.

I’m cut. I use precum.

I'm cut and I precum a lot, but precum dries too quickly on its own.

Based on the recommendation of some article in Esquire (I think,) I bought So-Low Lotion by Cake on Amazon.

I like that it doesn't make me feel overly slick and gross after.

Mother says self-abuse is a sin and it's DIRTY! Baby Jesus shrieks in pain and Satan turns the flames up on the sick DIRTY homosexuals in hell every time you stroke your engorged fleshy DIRTY parts!!!

Neutrogena body oil, or its generic equivalent.

This is why circumcision is contraindicated and harms young men across the world. And saves money, too!

these lube compatible with condoms?

I use a curated blend of albolene and Alba botanical un-petroleum.

Can’t use albolene alone as I need more friction. Used to use Vaseline but it gave me frequent UTIs. I was told Alba botanical was like Vaseline but it’s not, it’s thicker. Too thick. (I like thick but not THAT thick.)

So I apply albolene first, then a squirt of Alba botanical un-petroleum.

I will not dilute nutrient rich jizz with anything. If I make you cum, I get to eat your jizz too. It’s a rule. Shut up. I know these things.

There is nothing like a smooth silky foreskin sliding back and forth over the head of your cock and up and down your shaft.

Lube blows and not in a good way.

I need to use so little that there are times I don't think I'm ever going to see the bottom of the jar!

R30, you can eat all of my jizz that you want, but this thread was specifically started to discuss jerk off lube. If we do a mutual session you're still free to eat my jizz because I'm a nice guy like that.

Albolene is genuinely a once-a-year must-buy for me. It is without a doubt the best lube ever invented. Why they market it as "makeup remover" is pretty much tone-deaf. Perhaps it's harder to market greasier lubes. And that Vaseline is usually everyone's petroleum-based buy for all general purposes.

My penis is fully intact, so… nothing!

You don't need shitty lube if you have a silky smooth foreskin sliding up and down your shaft.

Don't mutilate the penis. Keep it intact. Be wise, don't circumcise.

R36, so true.

Ugh, here comes the stank-sleeve trolls. Don't even feed them, girls.

R38. Grow the fuck up.

R39 Your turtle dick is disgusting. It stinks and statistically gets diseases more than mine. I'd rather be lubed up and clean than have something that looks and smells out of a horror movie. Talk about it in one of those bs intact supremacy threads that drum up twice a day. Nobody in America cares. Maybe it's you that needs to "grow the fuck up."

[quote]You don't need shitty lube if you have a silky smooth foreskin sliding up and down your shaft. Don't mutilate the penis. Keep it intact. Be wise, don't circumcise.

I love how these people scream this into the void of an audience who has been one, circumcised since birth and two, will probably never have children where this decision will ever have to be made. I used to dry jack when I was younger. But as I have gotten older, I realize lube is necessary so your dick doesn't end up looking like Father Time's pacifier.

Anyway, this is what I use and live by. Actually just popped some more into my Amazon basket. I "accidentally" leave it on the night stand whenever a cute handyman swings by so they know what's up.

^ I forgot to ad that it doesn't dry out, it is not sticky at all, and you wake with a soft supple johnson. I would imagine a makeup remover must have some ingredient in it, even if small, that over time wouldn't be the best for your dick. This Swiss Navy literally says masturbation cream - not sex lube, not nail polish remover or furniture wax - but straight up masturbation cream.

[quote]Nature provides.

I have a wet-ass bussy...all my men say so

R41 -- I appreciate your point and I agree. But if I ever had a son, which probably is never, I would definitely have him circumcised at birth. It's just the better choice. There are hundreds of men on X who wish they had been after they'd been circumcised as adults. And an untold number of people around the world who have also discovered what was better. There's a reason this began in the US!

I am agreeing with you R44. I was just expressing the futility of the uncircumcised on here trying to convince circumcised men which way is better. They need to be passing out pamphlets in pre-natal exam rooms and not protesting on gay message boards where their point is decidedly lost.

I was circumcised as an adult. That doesn't mean that I wish I'd been circumcised at birth and that all boys should be (it's in the low single digits here). Just because I had to be circumcised as an adult doesn't mean that the vast majority of men - who will never need to be circumcised - should be deprived of their foreskin. Just teach them how to wash it and they'll be fine. As for the aesthetics, it's what you're used to: I much prefer looking at uncut dicks.

I moved to a place where most of the men are uncut and I have gotten used to it. Circumcision seems less the norm and more a choice. Although I can't get the word SNOUTS of my head when I see them.

What I do find interesting about the whole situation is that I think a lot of anti-circumcision sentiment comes from the insecurity of not knowing what to do with an uncircumcised man, how to please him. All males have dicks, yet this little operation can make a world of difference in how you handle them when erect. And if you only know yours, how it works, what feels good it can make you feel insecure when you don't know what to do with the other.

r44 a lot of those guys on twitter are circumsexuals, people who literally have a fetish for getting cut or convincing others to. Surveys consistently show that far more uncut men are satisfied with their status than cut men. No one should be allowed to choose to cut off my sexual body parts. It started in the US because of false beliefs about Jewish men not masturbating and being immune to syphilis. The rest of the Anglosphere was doing it too but they've moved on.

When I met my new boyfriend we tried every Durex lube you could find... they all got sticky, goopy and dried quickly. Crap. Now we use Liquid Silk. Fantastic. Great for j/o, too.

Boys, only Wesson Oil has Wessonality! Mike, Greg, Peter, and Bobby all swear by it. And it’s the only one that Sam the Butcher will allow anywhere near his meat.

Demand Wesson, don’t settle for anything less than the very best!

"Mom always said, 'Don't play ball in the house, and use Wesson Oil when you jerk yourselves off'."

"Mrs. Brady, I'm sorry, but we're out of cooking oil again."