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This was on the other thread, but, Jessica Simpson's new face!

The horror!

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by Anonymousreply 58July 12, 2023 6:16 PM

Hessica from the block.

by Anonymousreply 1July 11, 2023 1:50 PM

Rosemary Woodhouse she is NOT.

by Anonymousreply 2July 11, 2023 1:53 PM

The lips are scary looking.

by Anonymousreply 3July 11, 2023 1:57 PM

Is this the result of filters, etc? Because her entire facial shape is different. It's the Madonna "alien" look.

by Anonymousreply 4July 11, 2023 2:04 PM

Gosh, I hate when Latino twinks dye their hair blonde.

by Anonymousreply 5July 11, 2023 2:04 PM

Molar removal?

by Anonymousreply 6July 11, 2023 3:13 PM

Not everyone has to have big-ass lips, ladies

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by Anonymousreply 7July 11, 2023 3:22 PM

She needs to have to that Brazilian brain lift.

by Anonymousreply 8July 11, 2023 3:24 PM

Bitch trying to steal my look!

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by Anonymousreply 9July 11, 2023 5:37 PM

Please wait until you're 80+ to mess with your face.

by Anonymousreply 10July 11, 2023 5:40 PM

Oh, no worries. Jessica has just been working out and drinking lots of water.

by Anonymousreply 11July 11, 2023 9:10 PM

R9. Celine needs to stop smiling.

by Anonymousreply 12July 11, 2023 9:11 PM

She reminds me of Aaron... I think...

by Anonymousreply 13July 11, 2023 10:11 PM

Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 14July 11, 2023 10:30 PM

Women are doing such weird things to their face, especially to the mouth. It looks awful. I wish that trend would go away already. I'm seeing women, barely adults, with those stupid, swollen, vulva like lips đź‘„ Like a baboon in heat.

by Anonymousreply 15July 11, 2023 10:37 PM

Crap, her head is so thin. She must have a really skinny brain.

by Anonymousreply 16July 12, 2023 1:02 AM

Oh my stars r16! That made me laugh!

by Anonymousreply 17July 12, 2023 1:05 AM

Is it chicken or tuna?

by Anonymousreply 18July 12, 2023 1:37 AM

Ozempic face

by Anonymousreply 19July 12, 2023 1:39 AM

She looks like that awful Rebel Wilson after weight loss, the mouth is so big like Rebel's

by Anonymousreply 20July 12, 2023 1:57 AM

What happened?!

by Anonymousreply 21July 12, 2023 2:09 AM

It looks like some serious bone shaving on her jaws and chin happened. The horror!

Maybe the photo is Photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 22July 12, 2023 2:25 AM

She looks like Barack Obama

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by Anonymousreply 23July 12, 2023 2:28 AM

And she was supposed to be the pretty sister.

by Anonymousreply 24July 12, 2023 2:30 AM

She got dedimpled like Jared Kushner

by Anonymousreply 25July 12, 2023 2:33 AM

She looks amazing!

by Anonymousreply 26July 12, 2023 3:20 AM

She looks like the Dyan person that keeps getting posted about on here, just a blonde version.

by Anonymousreply 27July 12, 2023 3:42 AM

*Dylan

by Anonymousreply 28July 12, 2023 3:42 AM

lol the Dylan person 🤡

by Anonymousreply 29July 12, 2023 3:45 AM

They work for Angelina because you have only to look at her dad to know they’re real. Everybody else should live with what they were given, too.

by Anonymousreply 30July 12, 2023 3:51 AM

Dad talks publicly about your "Double D's" = Future self-image problems

by Anonymousreply 31July 12, 2023 3:53 AM

So: lip fillers, Botox in the forehead, buccal fat removal?

by Anonymousreply 32July 12, 2023 3:54 AM

She looks like Ashlee

by Anonymousreply 33July 12, 2023 4:21 AM

[quote] the Dyan person

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by Anonymousreply 34July 12, 2023 4:26 AM

She needs her hair down to soften up that face

by Anonymousreply 35July 12, 2023 4:28 AM

Her husband struck gold, he seems to be a himbo ex football player

by Anonymousreply 36July 12, 2023 4:28 AM

Dyan Cannon?

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by Anonymousreply 37July 12, 2023 4:29 AM

But does she have Dyan's waddle

by Anonymousreply 38July 12, 2023 4:33 AM

Jessica Simpson IS a young Justin Bieber!

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by Anonymousreply 39July 12, 2023 4:58 AM

She used to be a big ol' strappin' kind of gal.

by Anonymousreply 40July 12, 2023 5:07 AM

She used to be so pretty!

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by Anonymousreply 41July 12, 2023 5:18 AM

Bitch is crazy

by Anonymousreply 42July 12, 2023 5:23 AM

[quote]She looks like that awful Rebel Wilson after weight loss, the mouth is so big like Rebel's

I think Rebel is pretty now. And Adele is gorgeous and has stunning eyes and still has that voice.

by Anonymousreply 43July 12, 2023 5:30 AM

I thought this was the cover pic of a Planned Parenthood pamphlet geared toward Latina women

by Anonymousreply 44July 12, 2023 5:30 AM

I thought it was Frankie Grande without make up at first.

by Anonymousreply 45July 12, 2023 5:33 AM

I see Nicolas Fairford with a splash of Kardashian. It's a ghastly mix.

by Anonymousreply 46July 12, 2023 5:35 AM

Eewww, totally giving Ivanka vibes

by Anonymousreply 47July 12, 2023 5:37 AM

r43 I will agree that Adele is very pretty thinner. But Rebel to me is not attractive, it's the teeth/mouth situation.

by Anonymousreply 48July 12, 2023 6:08 AM

ewwwwww

by Anonymousreply 49July 12, 2023 6:09 AM

R20, it’s fine to not think someone is beautiful because of a feature or because of a personal feeling. But you gotta agree that she’s not an unattractive woman when she looks like this.

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by Anonymousreply 50July 12, 2023 6:14 AM

When she started like this

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by Anonymousreply 51July 12, 2023 6:15 AM

lmao at r51

by Anonymousreply 52July 12, 2023 6:23 AM

R52, i’m glad you got a laugh out of that! I did pick it on purpose. But see?

Tell me which one you think is prettier. Pic#1 or pic #2?

I still Think she’s pretty now

by Anonymousreply 53July 12, 2023 6:32 AM

She looks like a Ken doll that transitioned.

by Anonymousreply 54July 12, 2023 6:33 AM

r53 that is not me at r54 (I am r20 ). Yes Rebel has improved her looks and I think she looks better smiling with her mouth closed at r50. Maybe I am biased after seeing her be such a goofball to now look at her as pretty or sexy, also she has some kind of deal with DM because they feature her way too often for her level of fame.

by Anonymousreply 55July 12, 2023 6:44 AM

She looks great!

by Anonymousreply 56July 12, 2023 6:46 AM

I don’t know anything about the Daily Mail.

But she was already pretty famous before she got skinny. And I haven’t even seen her in anything since she lost the weight. I’m afraid she may have moved her self into hard-to-cast territory.

No more self deprecating, fat jokes, and movies about her

But I would LOVE to see a Pitch Perfect 4 where they all have to call her “Skinny Amy”.

by Anonymousreply 57July 12, 2023 6:49 AM

She's unrecognizable!

by Anonymousreply 58July 12, 2023 6:16 PM
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