OH FUCK! Justin Clynes joined OnlyFans

Celia Rubenstein was a friend to all mankind…..

WHO??!!!!!

Ten photos and three videos, no cock surely.

Worth the $7.50 plunge?

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

r3

He just opened it like an hour ago, give him time.

Are we supposed to know who this is?

Is he that strapped for cash?

If you don’t know who he is, why bother posting on the thread? He’s had threads on here for years.

God the main character syndrome of some people

Yeah give him time. He opened it three days ago. However, I will say that unless he shows cock as well as stuff in his daily life then it's not worth it. There are already tons of pictures of his ass online that you can easily access for free.

r7 r9

R1 as much as you enjoy pulling out that quote

You do realize that every day, the number of people who get that reference gets smaller, and smaller, and smaller

So maybe have some perspective

Can someone please slap R4 and R10?

I doubt I will go. I can get decent lunch take out for pretty close to $7.50. But if I do change my mind it’s good to know that this young man and I will develop an authentic relationship.

Who?

r12

R8, and even if you didn't know who Justin Clynes is, I think it's pretty easy to figure out from the original post that he is a very attractive person whom many on DL would want to see naked, which is the point of the thread.

What more do people need to know? His credit score?

R11 you seem to underestimate the Golden Girls' popularity. The show continues to have a lot of young fans worldwide. Just because the older ones die off doesn't mean it will cease to be relevant. When I got into the GGs twenty years ago in high school, I also heard people predict that the show would be forgotten in a generation. Now here we are and it's still being referenced/quoted.

I don't know her.

Is Justin a top? Will he and Kylie Krieger fuck on cam?

[quote] Ten photos and three videos, no cock surely.

It’s there. It’s not a closeup shot though. The conventional wisdom is to leave those for the DMs. That’s how they really make their money.

R8 posts as if everyone's supposed to care who this nobody is.

R20: Or they do the pay per view format. The subscription is free but it's an $8 average per video/photo set.

Post screenshots here. I’m not paying.

Roger, pay the 7.50.

Sorry. This page is not available.

OnlyFans is down today for everyone.

Poor whores.

Who?!

He doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page. Quit posting about nobodies.

Never heard of him.

Yeah terrible day for his launch

He's handsome as hell. BUT he's late thirties and so many 20 something beauties out there to enjoy that are way more alluring.

No nudes, no porn, no interest.

DL's newest ho du jour.

Least interesting Justin ever!

[quote]The show continues to have a lot of young fans worldwide.

No it doesn't.

I like aesthetics attractive guys, but I just get more excited by face, shoulders, arms...dicks just bore me. U can literally Google any type of dick and look at it. I kinda wish that sort of thing excited me, but naked bodies are not that intriguing...in Scandinavia they share saunas naked. A coming out of a pool, with swim trunks on is hot. I must be missing some connection to ass and dicks???

Another tinynip/meat extraordinnaire!

Good god man, you gotta have something! Some enticement to subscribe!

[quote]DL's newest ho du jour.

"Newest"? Hardly. Here's a thread from ELEVEN YEARS AGO.

And he's the patron saint of all the "Post Pics of Gorgeous Gay Men" threads. His pic is in every OP, now on part 34.

He's planning on charging $14.95 a month!

Pretty aggressive pricing, no?

Is it just him or other models? He's a photographer, right?

Not worth it, r42.

Not worth it. He's only made three posts so far but I can just tell that he's not gonna be posting dick pics or video of him fucking other people. He'll flash his ass every now and then but that's about it.

[quote] I think it's pretty easy to figure out from the original post that he is a very attractive person whom many on DL would want to see naked

r16 Not necessarily. The thread could've been posted ironically and for the exact opposite reason as a way to jeer at the person. There was a thread on here a while back about Rachel Dolezal's OnlyFans (complete with pictures from the page). I seriously doubt anyone on DL wanted to/wants to see that woman naked. Ever.

I looked him up because I thought it was another one of those ironic OF threads.

He’s 39 and cashing in.

He hasn't even liked the 2 - 3 comments on his posts. That shows you how much effort he's gonna put into his Only Fans.

The site has been crashing all day

Whooo?

Kyle Krieger did a fake-out fake "porn" scene with Matt Dubbe a few weeks ago. It was advertised as a sex scene, but it was essentially a "Cody Cummings Finally Fucks A Guy!" type video. Kissing and soft cocks shown, and then faked "romantic" fucking with no genitals shown.

Justin will, no doubt, use the Matt Dubbe model of showing nothing and charging for the vague hint that he might show more.

He's a hairy mother...

Poof, he's shaved...

Still don't know who he is.

I read somewhere a few years back, maybe here, that he and Jake G. had been a thing for a while, until Jake broke Justin's heart. Was it one of you who told us that?

dick pics, hos

or hole

When he's not modeling, he works as a fashion and actor headshot photographer. He did my pictures once. He's a nice guy and probably even more attractive in person but he didn't remember me the second time we met.

Look at his Instagram and you can tell he's definitely in love with himself.

[quite] He's a nice guy and probably even more attractive in person but he didn't remember me the second time we met.

Hmm. Prosopagnosia. Potential Aspie? He has a quality.

Whew gurl, these queens charging more than $10 a month for their OF really need to get a grip. I look forward to him getting roasted on LPSG for being yet another grifter

Prosopagnosia = face blindness. I actually have heard a few people saying he doesn’t recognize people he’s photographed, but they just assumed it was because he was arrogant.

Justin did my photos too and has no idea who I am when I say hi on the street. This was not many years later, this was right after our shoot.

I have to say he was very nice and I liked the pictures....but $14.95 a month? Gurl!

r11 Debbie Downer.

Is Justin related to Patsy?

Or Calvin Clynes?

Yes it sounds like face blindness. Est. 1/3 of Aspies have it. An Aspie would also be very polite in a controlled situation like a photoshoot but may struggle with an impromptu encounter.

Extremely high proportion of Aspergers in successful models. I think some kind of disconnect happens in the brain and they become extremely pliable for the photographer to enact their vision. One Aspie explained it as “If a stranger told me to take off my clothes I would just do it, but if a beautiful woman flirted with me I wouldn’t know what to do.”

Most significant modeling Aspie is probably David Gandy, who has never explicitly said he has it but has talked about having its traits. It’s also quite apparent if you watch a clip of him speaking.

Oh wow. He got his hole out.

[quote]God the main character syndrome of some people

Not a great example.

[quote]Oh wow. He got his hole out.

Nice try, David at r66.

Bump

Does he escort, massage?

[quote] Worth the $7.50 plunge?

He wants $14.99 now.

R33 Well, he does nudes. Here's the cock and fuzzy balls ...

... and here's his open-ended invitation.

Sad early last days.

Does he take cocks or dildos?

Justin clearly doesn't need a large penis support group.

He's going full blown boogie porn now.

We're so proud.

40yo plastic-faced, former minor model and Kathy Ireland employee, photographer manqué, with a banging body and smallish cock.

Any other questions?

R80 Please explain. You've got my attention.