Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire

Sounds delicious, Southernlib!

Your insecurity really excites me.

He'd be great looking if he'd get rid of that hair color.

If dried out beef jerky is more to your tastes, try Greg90210. Make sure you drink plenty of liquids ss it is.very dry and tasre free.

Nice try Greg

Guess I struck a nerve.

No. R3 want me.

No nerves have been struck.

EDIT ^ R3 wasn’t me.

Can Greg please stop trying to make himself a “DL fave”. It’s all a bit narcissistic.

R7 That lunatic bitch is talking to himself. He posts the "help us Greg!" posts and then miraculously answers two minutes later. He's not even subtle with his sock puppetry.

No one but no one is seeking his advice.

Ditto r8

R8 and R9: [bold] WRONG /bold]

Try your little trick to see if any post requesting my help was started by me. I can assure you, you will find that they’re not started by me.

We’re I trying to be tricky, I certainly would be subtle.

[quote] Can Greg please stop trying to make himself a “DL fave”. It’s all a bit narcissistic.

I don’t think so, no.

Isn't Greg the cooking guy? I think he knows his way around a stove pretty well. The op post is well written. Let's just have fun!

I don’t see Greg living in LA. Boston is right for him. And the gratuitous meanness directed at him has driven me firmly into his camp.

Then you're blind and naive R13. It's a troll and outed as a real asshole too. He doesn't "cook". He copies and pastes recipes, uses socks to praise himself. You might even be IT.

[quote] No one but no one is seeking his advice.

Say it all you like, R8–you are still sorry wrong.

^sorely wrong

Pardon me too for using "he". It's an "it".

I’m gonna open a bottle of wine and hang out with r12 while you bitches fight.

[quote] I don’t see Greg living in LA. Boston is right for him. And the gratuitous meanness directed at him has driven me firmly into his camp.

Thanks, R13. There are a few very mean people out here. It’s amusing how certain they are about things that are entirely untrue.

Why do you mention LA vs Boston? Did someone say that I’m from LA?

[quote] Then you're blind and naive [R13]. It's a troll and outed as a real asshole too. He doesn't "cook". He copies and pastes recipes, uses socks to praise himself. You might even be IT.

R14, you are crazy! I mean legitimately crazy.

I do cook. I cook a lot. I cook for my partner most every night. I cook for friends on a regular basis. I host parties that you could only fantasize about. I also cook for clients and make a good deal of money doing so.

Let me ask you this: is there anything you do that adds value to anyone’s life?

I doubt it.

[quote] Pardon me too for using "he". It's an "it".

Thanks for saying so.

You are a misfit.

Girls GIRLS! You're hijacking my parody thread! Would you prefer to drill darker meat chicken thighs?

Thanks, R22.

Only a true idiot would think that I created this post.

I didn’t really read it all but can tell that it’s not terribly clever.

‘A’ for effort, however.

R22 judging by all the missing posts I'd say IT is hijacking the thread.

My Dearest Greg!

Forgive me if I intrude on your account of ‘drilling the chickens thread’ but, I didn’t know where else to go to communicate without being berated by cretins!

I have been exploring Cajun Cuisine recipes for my “Mardi Gras in August’ fête. I must admit Cajun food is a new flavour venue for me, even though I adore all French cuisine. It has been ages since I savored freshly shucked oysters at the Acme Oyster House in the French Quarter. However, I still remember their exquisite texture and delicate juices sliding down my grateful throat, while delicately dabbing my lips, and only wanting more.

I have researched ‘Justin Wilson the Cajun Gourmet’ on Youtube and I chose Jessica Gavin’s Gumbo recipe for a trial, as I had most of the ingredients in my home, except Gumbo File which no one has, except Amazon.

I prepared this recipe as directed, but didn’t have enough shredded chicken on hand, so added some apple chicken sausage I had in the deep freeze . I figured I could strain some chicken and andouille sausage from the broth for tonight’s dinner and freeze the rest, as the recipe is for six when only I and my partner will partake the feast tonight.

Performing the recipe, as directed, I noticed the heat from the cayenne, immediately. I must admit I was concerned as many of my June girls have dietary restrictions and heat confuses their bowels. Nevertheless, I plodded on. Tasting the broth, I longed for some seafood, but since my partner hates fish, I will add seafood later for my own delights.

Before I added the treasured Gumbo filé powder, I was impressed with the viscosity of the broth. I am sure it was the okra that added to that texture. Of course, once adding the sassafras we are instructed to turn the mixture and let it rest in peace.

I decided to used a combination of medium grain rice and wild rice for the base of my dinner. Since it was only my partner and I, I did strain a bit more chicken into presentation. However, the dish was absolutely delightful. With the addition of rice, I hardly noticed the heat.

I am sure my presentation can be improved, but the food was divine! However, I now realize there is a divine combination between gumbo and rice that will make an exceptional banquet. I am not quire sure what else to serve with gumbo, as it seems a complete meal in itself. Perhaps a salad or bread on the side? I am not sure. But, if we keep it as appetizer servings, there should be no problem.

What do you think, my dear?

I thought Greg was married to a frau?

[quote] I thought Greg was married to a frau?

No. I am gay.

Hello, Tallulah.

In no way are you intruding on this thread. This is a parody thread that R22 composed and posted.

I will give your inquiry more consideration and get back to you.

xx

Je t'adore

This is a pretty funny roast of our DL fave, Greg. I think he can handle a joke.

Drilling chicken.... hehe

I am always able to handle a joke!

Drill a chicken?

I always thought you choked a chicken.

I get the impression it is a frau.

[quote]I think he can handle a joke.

Not in this universe.

Fuck off, R34.

xx

Way to prove my point.

The bottoms always get extra prunes.

You weren’t joking.

No point was proved.

I looked up the ZIP code that OP included in the false name in his post, R15. It’s Los Angeles.

It may also refer to a TV show I never watched; something something 90210.

OP did make me laugh

Fake Greg OP

Did you use jalapenos or serranos for your poppers?

I know you filled them with your cream...

How does one distinguish between Fake Greg and Real Greg?

Real Greg is in Red.

Fake Greg is Black.

I am the real Greg.

Accept no substitutes.

[quote]I am the real Greg. Accept no substitutes.

I would literally accept ANY substitute.

The "fake" Greg's are always much more fun than the cringeworthy, pretentious and totally fake troll itself.

What some of you haven't considered is that the current "real" Greg is not the OG Greg. The the "real" Greg, from over a year ago.

I occassionally make parody Greg threads and if I do say so myself, they are worth a chuckle.

What is especially grim is that the current "real" Greg rushes into my parody threads to try to wrest some control and mitigate the damage.

He is starved for attention so even attention given to him within a thread that is mocking his ridiculousness, is a place he must be. He does not take ribbing well, at all.

He can't even read the DL "room" to grasp that he's an object of ridicule and pity. This is why I think the current "real" Greg is not the OG Greg, who had some sangfroid.

[quote]What some of you haven't considered is that the current "real" Greg is not the OG Greg.

Why would it even matter? "They" are both awful.

Is the "new" one is supposed to be some post-modernist version of the "old" one?

Is Greg, like GGG, just a DL "character"?

I don't think the current "real" Greg is a postmodernist or into meta, no.

Parodies on notable people ARE also attention to such people and a kind of flattery. So the correct reaction and to have a laugh and let it run its course. It's just a silly and fun parody that usually sends up everyone, by a "speaking in tongues" - using someone's style that everyone is familiar with.

Well the original, OG, "Greg", had flair for ESTs, and there was camp. This current Greg never performs an ounce of camp.

Greg stole this recipe from Bryan Singer and claims it as his own. Typical Greg, no credit given to those he copy and pastes recipes from.

If OG Greg was the Golden Age Greg, what should the usurper of the name be called?

GGGreg? That incorporates his other fake identity of GayGermanGuy.

Degregto

DeGreGGGto is even better.

[quote]Golden Age Greg

GAG

I haven't figured out how current GAP Playlist Guy fits into the DL semiotics. He, too, seems "different" than before.

Please elucidate, r57.

It is just a different personality for a long time troll. I don't recall the OG "greg" having any wit. Just ridiculous cut and paste recipes.

[quote] Greg stole this recipe from Bryan Singer and claims it as his own. Typical Greg, no credit given to those he copy and pastes recipes from.

Stole what recipe?

Did you read the OP?

Well, for those who lack intelligence, OP composed a parody thread. If he stole it from someone, that has nothing to do with me.

R52 is really limited.

There is but one Greg and I am he.

Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

See. Humorless, attention starved, dead affect.

OP, this is brilliant.

Will there be enough for leftovers and if so, do you have any recommendations on how leftovers should be prepared?

TIA

Wow, everything between R59 and R65 is missing. Guess it really is desperate.

[quote][R52] is really limited.

Add "Barbara Thorndyke" to the list of aliases.

[quote] See. Humorless, attention starved, dead affect.

Your point?

[quote] I haven't figured out how current GAP Playlist Guy fits into the DL semiotics. He, too, seems "different" than before.

We are on tenterhooks waiting for further elucidation.

Greg seems more like a drillee than a driller.

Most importantly, who is the blond in OP’s post?

How many sock puppets can Greg have? So many personalities, it puts Sybil to shame.

So incredibly needy and desperate R73.

Yes, Greg is needy and desperate, I agree.

So many posters seem to have this innate need to bully Greg. What’s with that? Have any of you actually met him?

Like a poster said above, the more insults they throw at him, the more I side with him. To those who hate him with the heat of a thousand suns, why the fuck then do you want to post about him all the time? You fantasize about him begging you to stop, that he is in fact scum of the earth? Dream on.

And yes, he has every right to reply to often stupid and childish name-calling posts.

The thing I like about Red Gredg is that he is a true Datalounger. He knows how to fuck with haters with flair. Real flair not pins.

Lots of gays are contrarians like you, r76.

No R77.

That was the best recipe Greg has ever posted on DL!

Nn R79

What a smell of sulfur.

Greg’s mussy smells of sulfur.

It reeks of prunes too!

He is R26, he lives in South Dakota too.

Not sure why it would post here on a gay board if it's married to a frau. I do know that it types like an actual frau but it breaks down to IT=TROLL.

Frankly, it posts in the exact style of a former LV hotel maid.

[quote]Frankly, it posts in the exact style of a former LV hotel maid.

Greg, what are your thoughts on George Clooney?

Is there any footage of the twink OP posted?

He's in the closet R86, he probably only posts when his wife is not home.

It went from being married or having a bf in Boston to married to a frau in SD. IT a troll. Nothing more, nothing less. It lies and uses sock puppets. It is desperately unwell.

Greg says “my partner.” No gender specified.

Sorry...IT is a troll. Dang typo.

[quote] So many posters seem to have this innate need to bully Greg. What’s with that? Have any of you actually met him?

No. No one here has had the pleasure.

[quote] Like a poster said above, the more insults they throw at him, the more I side with him. To those who hate him with the heat of a thousand suns, why the fuck then do you want to post about him all the time? You fantasize about him begging you to stop, that he is in fact scum of the earth? Dream on.

That is a very good question. These losers are clearly the ones who are desperate for attention, otherwise they would just leave me be. But no, they can’t stop trying to provoke me. It won’t work. I have no intention of being bothered by the Datalounge misfits.

[quote] And yes, he has every right to reply to often stupid and childish name-calling posts.

Of course.

Thanks, R76!

[quote] The thing I like about Red Greg is that he is a true Datalounger. He knows how to fuck with haters with flair. Real flair not pins.

Thanks, R77.

It’s easy to fuck with the haters here because they’re not at all smart.

Uh-oh

Grog is spreading his big asshole open again.

Well, what have we here …

Greg needs to find a job

I have a job, thank you.

Here he is, jobless Greg.

I said that I have a job. I am my own boss.

And I do it for fun.

Is the pay check good in South Dakota R101?

Having never been employed in South Dakota, I have no idea.

But the pay check in Boston is quite generous.

So rich it's decadent!

Wow my thread lives.

Good on ya, OP

How did you know he was a troll?

I wasn't the only one. There have always been people good at sniffing out trolls. I have spidery radar for inauthentic text and personas/cosplays that are dead serious manifestations of personality disorders or mental illness. On the other hand, I enjoy cosplays that are witty. The classic, witty ESTs, for example.

I kinda got into it with him and broke the DL cardinal rule about responding to trolls. Was given a much deserved time-out. Sorry DL. You can't scare them away. Just ignore them.

R105 r107

Has there been another troll as hated? I don't think so.

Oh there have been far nastier trolls than grog. In fact Grog was not nasty, rather batshit and annoying.

Greg was VERY nasty, a real bitch.

He started nasty threads about Dutchie and Tony Woodard.

drilling chicken?

Oh. I didn't know that as I've tried to keep him and sockpuppets blocked for months.

R106, how did you not know? I had it on ignore too for a pretty long while but heard it was Murieled. Guess she finally got sick of its shit.

It was posting over on the reddit DL yesterday. 🙄

Seemed more out of childish spite more than anything. Blocked it there too.

Greg used to claim to be a straight man with a son?

.................

He never pinged gay at all R117.

Wasn’t there a thread (during my non-paying months) where he talked about how hot some woman was?

He also seemed MAGA.

Has he resurfaced yet?

Is he KatyBuscemi?

GREG is a wonderful person, we all love Greg soooo much.

? R122?

[quote]Your insecurity really excites me.

Some things really scare me.

If you knew or saw what my alleged neighbor actually looked like you might be startled but there's no need to be scared.

Think of a possum: all ugly and snarling but easily avoided.

r125

God bless Muriel.

r127

R128

R128.5

R129 r130

R131

OP.

This turd:

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire If OG Greg was the Golden Age Greg, what should the usurper of the name be called?

GGGreg? That incorporates his other fake identity of GayGermanGuy.

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire DeGreGGGto is even better.

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire Please elucidate, r57.

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire Did you read the OP?

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire [quote][R52] is really limited.

Add "Barbara Thorndyke" to the list of aliases.

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire Lots of gays are contrarians like you, r76.

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire [quote]Frankly, it posts in the exact style of a former LV hotel maid.

Greg, what are your thoughts on George Clooney?

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire Greg says “my partner.” No gender specified.

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire .................

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire Wasn’t there a thread (during my non-paying months) where he talked about how hot some woman was?

He also seemed MAGA.

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire Has he resurfaced yet?

Is he KatyBuscemi?

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire ? R122?

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire r125

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire r127

Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken at a Beach Bonfire R129 r130

When you stop paying attention to crazy it usually withers and dies.

We've had several persistent lying narcissists over the years. This one is particularly malignant.

Hopefully this red tagged psycho goes to the DL boneyard with Mrs. Patrick Campbell, Erna, David E. and the rest.

It seems our "Muriel" is on the case. Have faith.

Greg is dead.

Now Op, do you need "new medications" to control your many, many multiple personalities?

If you do, please let me know! I do love the 'the dancing animals in the kitchen".

Happy Summer Solstice-1st day of Summer, it's outdoor "White trash" Beer can chickens& everything chicken.

r132 r133 r134 r135 r136 r137

R138 + 0 = 0

R139 Just block the twat. Problem solved.

I like Greg.