Ricky Martin and Jwan Josef are DONE!

Was it the golden showers?

[quote]I call dibs on Jwan.

But Ricky is the one with money!

He's tired of the smell of stale piss.

Ricky Martin is a very handsome man. Aging nicely. I definitely would.

They had an open bedroom from the start and they had sex separately with other guys, and they *still* got bored of each other after six years, that's quite an achievement. I get exhausted just thinking about sex ruling my life to such an extent, especially at their age.

As exemplified by Peter Thiel, a rich old queen can always find a sex partner, R5, hot or ugly.

Just open up that wallet and the boys will follow like the vultures they are.

I agree, r4, young Ricky did nothing for me. Older Ricky definitely looks better!

WTF, I blame it on the damn nephew. I did not see this coming. Damn it.

Does anyone remember Ricky in General Hospital? Man, his acting sucked. My mom and I used to make fun of the way he would say, “Liiiilllllllllyyyyyy” it was always so dramatic. I do not suggest he tries acting again.

[quote]R5: They had an open bedroom from the start and they had sex separately with other guys, and they *still* got bored of each other after six years, that's quite an achievement. I get exhausted just thinking about sex ruling my life to such an extent, especially at their age.

1. You know so much about the two men's personal life!

2. Your exhaustion over what you imagine are the sex-ruled lives of these two men would be a sign of a psychiatric disorder, if it were true. Claiming to be exhausted thinking about other people's sex lives imagining their priorities is its own evidence of problems, however.

3. Oh, dear x 3. Good Lord.

[quote]I do not suggest he tries acting again.

Too late!

Joel R8?

He couldn’t resist the call of his nephew.

Oh yay!!!! This mean I… still have absolutely no chance with him.

I figured this happened as they hadn’t been photographed together in forever. Instagram is still the best for finding out relationships are kaput.

I feel bad for them. There was a lot of bad press with the nephew fiasco and that clearly took a toll.

I hope Ricky finds a nice new guy to grow old with.

Fond memories of pics of young Jwan Josef's shockingly hot body and huge dick.

Where are their respective nudes?

You shouldn't piss away relationships like this. Besides, it is written: "Jehovah HATES divorce!"

Selfie of Jwan's dick.

Pinga Libre

[quote] I hope Ricky finds a nice new guy to grow old with.

I'm still readily available!

Two long lines forming now. I'm on the New Lover for Jwan Josef line. The New Boy Toy for Ricky line is long and getting scratchy.

R11 holy shit. Now it’s my turn to say, Oh, dear!

[quote] 2. Your exhaustion over what you imagine are the sex-ruled lives of these two men would be a sign of a psychiatric disorder, if it were true. Claiming to be exhausted thinking about other people's sex lives imagining their priorities is its own evidence of problems, however.

Oh Mary, that's just bullshit from beginning to end. Jesus Christ.

Get OVER yourself with all that unconvincing and obviously inexpert psychiatric bullshit. You're not fooling anyone.

Copycats

Where’s DARKMINGELORD to predict that Ricky starts dating women?

R25 did you ever think about the timing? Maybe they swapped partners or are cheating with the others spouse? Now that would be juicy!!

R27.

The hell kind of name is that?

Ricky seems like he can't grow the fuck up. He seems vain, phony and selfish. Just look at his ass, former child star success, looks like a Adonis, can't act but is so hot they cast him anyway, his female fans still support him and even after his nephew sued him, while I did believe Ricky innocent, Ricky's reputation never got destroyed like others including straight men who've been cancelled off of accusations alone that never went to court.

Ricky is a narcissist. Jwan tried to make it work but he's been doing all the sacrificing, childrearing while himbo husband getting dick dows, thirst traps online and pushing that "open relationship" crap.

Who'll get custody of the vibrators?

And of course a open relationship where the partner is significantly more attractive and powerful will always lead to a relationship breakdown. Most people want to be married to their equals. Ricky getting more sex than Jwan would naturally make Jwan more insecure and jealous. Plus the whole nephew thing and other allegations of sexual harassment soon to come out about sex addict Ricky.

Overall this isn't shocking.

[quote] The hell kind of name is that?

He was born in Syria (for whatever reason) to a Kurdish father and a Swedish mother. Your guess is as good as mine.

I've known someone else who pronounces his name as "Jwahn," but he spells it "Joan" (he's Catalan).

R30 I wonder if Ricky has the sex drive comparable to George Michael’s sex drive. George just could not get enough. I always wondered if George was a good fuck? Anyone know or heard rumors?

Ricky strikes me as the type who sucks toes. I can't prove it, but I know it's true.

Divorcin’ la vida loca.

R35 - I would think pigs' feet more so than human toes.

Jwan is very hot and has a nice cock r32. He definitely could get all the sex he wants.

How many entertainment industry couples stay together forever? All this psychoanalysis and blaming a gasp *open relationship*, when really a celebrities marriage ending is not unusual.

I thought most Hollywood contracts were for seven years.

I’ll pencil Ricky in for a few foreskin fun and face sitting sessions.

The marriage was too much too fast. Six years isn't all that long, but they saddled each other with four kids--two of whom Ricky already had before they met--and then two more...one in 2018 and another in 2019. There was no time for a honeymoon period to just enjoy each other. Who wants that?

[quote] Was it the golden showers?

No, I heard it was related to Ricky’s blown out and busted hole. It was no longer fun and a challenge to mount.

If these two insatiable power bottoms can't make it, is love officially dead?

Aaaannnddd… Lindsay Graham shows up at R40.

They really shouldn't have brought more kids into this.

R45, straights have been adding kids to save a marriage for decades. I guess it’s our turn.

STUPID AMERICANS. Kurds live in Iraq, Turkey and Syria. They don't have a homeland.

I just feel like a sex scandal is going to be coming out soon. What do I know?

IMO, Ricky Martin was and is still a catch.

R32, what's this about sexual harassment allegations?

If Ricky was smart he would give up on marriage. There are just too many negatives involved with being married to a beautiful, talented, very rich man, especially if he's gay. There will always be jealousy, and fucking around in secret. He should just stick with bringing in some strange when he's horny, even if he has to pay 'em. He can always keep a stable of regulars as long as he doesn't commit to a thing with them. His motto should be find 'em, fool 'em, fuck 'em and forget 'em.

I would gladly make myself available to Ricky for regular sexual assaults.

The nephew is not a blood relative and a gritting psycho. I would not be surprised if the strain of the nephew's blackmail and psychosis played a part in this separation.

Grifting psycho.

O wow. I’m quite shocked it didn’t last longer.

R56

I hope Jean got a decent settlement. He’s one hot man.

[quote] I hope Ricky finds a nice new guy to grow old with.

If it ends up being Pedro Pascal, Ricky won’t be growing any older.

I’ll see to that 👿

I don't like the look of Jwan's shaved pubes at R19.

Tomorrow's new:

[bold]Rickita Martina![/bold]

R60 well concentrate on the 8 inches of beauty below the distastefully trimmed pubes, nimrod.

I'll take Ricky. He looks younger than ex-husband, who is supposedly 13 years younger.

[quote] [R30] I wonder if Ricky has the sex drive comparable to George Michael’s sex drive. George just could not get enough. I always wondered if George was a good fuck? Anyone know or heard rumors?

GM had trauma. He overused sex like he overused drugs and alcohol and food, to feel good. I don't think he even really enjoyed sex. He openly courted scandal with his sexual activity, he invited guilt and shame related to sex even though he denied it. No one with his resources had to go to the park at night for sex, sex that was not anonymous because he was always recognised. Poor Georgie, such a talented artist.

^^QAnon Loon at r64.

EVERY male star was molested.

Dumbass at R65, I didn't say he was molested. He was fat, he was bullied and his father wasn't affectionate.

Trauma can stem from verbal and/or emotional triggers as well as physical. Or, as in your case, being repeatedly and forcefully dropped on the head just because you were an ugly baby.

He may have been sexually abused but I don't know that and didn't suggest it, moron.

R64 I get exactly what you are saying. His addictions were all encompassing in so many areas in his life.

This was a blind reveal:

Let the whole molesting of a relative scandal fade into the background and then there can a very quiet divorce announcement between this former A list singer (twice) and his husband. Ricky Martin/Jwan Yosef (Ricky Martin and husband Jwan Yosef are divorcing after 6 years of marriage)

I don't like when famous gays just have kids to have kids. And hire surrogates. Just because they want their genes to be passed on. Talk about narcissism. Is Ricky just going to keep bringing home boytoys to play house with and fuck around on then splitt after he gets bored? His sons are going to grow up to resent him. It's just as embarrassing to the kids when single mothers do this.

Most people who use surrogates are straight couples

Four small children?

Ricky Martin, I'm NOT INTERESTED! Stop calling here!

Apparently a porn star came between them. Well, he came IN Ricky.

Damn!

The tweet at R72 uses the term "obsessed" but, from the picture at R73, I'm guessing that "dickmatized" would have been more accurate.

I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you!

Wow the MEGA COCK on that dude.

They're all hot. Why can't he just join their relationship and make a throuple? It's what's currently done.

The ONLYFAN twunk doesn't seem gay. He doesn't get with guys on video, does he?

Wait, Ricky is a BOTTOM????

That Ricky is a big ole mess in the head and maintain a healthy romantic relationship is not really surprising to me, somehow.

I watched some of Barz JO videos. He makes faces of a retard while he does it. He has a hot body and a huge cock (he's a grower) but it's kind of a rubbery dick. Doesn't seem worth throwing away a marriage and shared children over a dufus like this.

It would be Ricky’s obsession with the porn dude that would have gotten in the way. Not the sex. It’s clear they had an open relationship and both screwed around. The problem occurs when feelings get connected to the sex or dictimization happens.

It's possible Jwan Josef has some dignity and Ricky's tawdriness became simply de trop.

I love the clueless straights talking about "infidelity"

But yes, there is a big difference between having some fun with a porn star and getting obsessed with one. If Ricky really became infatuated with Max I could see why Jwan would finally have that be the draw that broke the camel's back.

^ Or the dick that tore the singer’s ass.

That young hussy has a rubbery dick, though huge. It isn't tearing or breaking 50 year old gay ass.

That dude’s dick is smaller in other photos.

They must photoshop his dick.

[quote] I don't like when famous gays just have kids to have kids. And hire surrogates. Just because they want their genes to be passed on. Talk about narcissism.

That’s not narcissism, that’s life. And no one asked what you thought, fucking frau cunt.

I watched his JO videos. It's a genuine GROWER. Gets huge, but not rock hard.

r89, having kids as trophies is not something to be defending, gay or straight.

Looks like Jwan is not to be outdone by Ricky in marketing his cock now that he’s single. He is appearing in a profile in upcoming issue of Butt Magazine, with lots of shirtless pics in short short Jean cutoffs that take inspiration from the slutty 70s. Link in his IG stories and page.