Robert Irwin is getting laid.

Happy couple.

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I don't care about him, just like I didn't care about his father, Steve "Stingray" Irwin.

Welp. That makes me feel OLD!

Lucky girl.

He’s got a hot ass. Let’s hope he lives forever!

Who?

Oh ..nm it’s just some bland white kid OP has perved on since he was underage

So close to handsome but just missing it.

Who follows this junk anyways?

Apparently, you just did...and even made a comment about him.

[quote]I don't care about him, just like I didn't care about his father, Steve "Stingray" Irwin.

So, you opened up a thread about a person who does nothing for you just to make that declaration. Wow, that says a lot about you.

[quote]Welp. That makes me feel OLD!

Tell me about it.

Thank you, OP. My life will never be the same.

Steve Irwin had sex appeal. There's something the dad had that missed the son (besides that stingray).

I would have no idea who this person is if he were not regularly covered here r11.

But thanks for your truly original and scathing scold.

I'll try to do better in the future.

I just want to sit on his face

[quote]I'll try to do better in the future.

Doubtful

He is a handsome devil and seems like a good guy-

I think once he hits puberty he'll turn into a fine young man

i watched that Kimmel clip at r12 - and you can tell he's kind of still learning how to be OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC and AUSTRALIAN to be like his Dad, because it seems all very scripted and unnatural: there isn't even time for Jimmy to react before he launches into his next enthused! reply.

However, I don't doubt that he absolutely loves animals, having grown up with them probably 24/7. Good for him for doing something he clearly loves. He seems like he's got some of the personality and charisma that his Dad did (not quite as much, but he's still a young lad. I think he'll do well.

Robert shows big ass at 2:28

Sting.

Manta.

Devil.

I don't believe a shit this boy is str8.

OP, how do you know they're having sex? Do you live under his bed?

[quote] Steve Irwin had sex appeal.

He did?

Steve and Terri Irwin were pretty basic looking. She’s definitely prettier with make up and dressed up than she ever was on TV, but still kind of basic.

But both of their kids ended up more attractive than either of them. Some weird combination of basic features that rearranged themselves into some thing that was greater than the whole of the parts.

Kids got lucky.

Also-love, the fact that Bindi Irwin could become President of the United States but Elon musk can’t. That brings me no small amount of joy.

I thought he was gay? He pinged gayling.

R28 I bet you did...

I thought he was a fag.

No, Matt, he's just polite.

The mom has always reminded me of the mom from Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

So, the Irwin family are celebrities in Australia, simply because the long dead father was?

Yes, R33, that's all they are known for..................

Bindi looks like a muppet to me.

She’s Heath Ledger’s niece. They make a cute couple..

Aww, he's a cutie. I wish him well.

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker”.

In that case R38, I’ll break up with her right now.

I’m not sure why, but our Matt Damon troll(s) make me spit-laugh every time. Almost as good as Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Colorado. Thanks for chiming-in Matt, ya big fag! LOL

Robert shows a ripped body.

Robert showing some balls.

Close-up

Too bad a female is munching on those balls.

Nepo Babies!

Robert and girlfriend split up.